Chapter 688: Aibaodao enters Beijing, and Sister Lin enters Jiafu
It doesn't matter if it's a picnic or not, the street demonstrations on People's Treasure Island are like this, it's just so tall and dripping, it's just such a dish boiled dripping!
"Only then did I realize that everyone went to dump the flat because they had bento to eat. And everyone's relationship is good, you can chat and chat together, I actually really don't understand, why many countries say to their citizens, don't come to the treasure island to travel, there is no need at all. ”
Well, judging from Aibaodao's inner monologue, she is also very strange, she didn't expect such a strict political incident to be like this.
However, this inner monologue is quite interesting, and it is even interspersed with several cartoon characters, that is, a few very Q characters are there, eating and eating......
"Hahaha ......" is very joyful, and the audience is very happy to watch.
Of course, some people think that Wu Xiang is cooking in a black dish, a dish in Baodao, but this thing, it's all a real thing anyway, it's not black, it's that thing.
The plot continues to advance, and it's time for our little girl to go to college.
"At that time, I really thought that if I didn't study well, I would really not be able to get into college, and then I would pick up garbage for a living, but I didn't expect it. ”
The picture also gives some news videos, which is to tell everyone that in Treasure Island, you can go to college in 7 points, so you don't have to worry about it at all.
"Wow. Obviously, many viewers don't know this, and they have expressed envy, but does this really need to be envied?
"Four years passed quickly, and I graduated in 2011. I didn't expect to be just in time for the 22K storm. The so-called 22K means that as long as you are a college graduate, you can get this salary no matter what job you do. Even a dishwasher is fine, as the government subsidizes it. However, in this case, even the best school graduates in Treasure Island can only get 22K, which is a little higher than this at most. ”
This time, the inner monologue, accompanied by cartoon images. A very Q character, wearing a graduation gown, after taking it off. I went to look for a job, and no matter what the job, the salary I got was so much, 22K.
This time. The joy that I had just now because I was able to go to college with a score of 7. It's basically gone, and anyone can see what this is called by the treasure island.
It's basically a policy that is even more terrifying than the expansion of enrollment on our mainland, and let everyone go to college at once, but can such a university have a fart competitiveness? It's not that you don't know anything, and there is no advantage at all when you come out to find a job.
However, soon, the heroine's changed professional outfit appeared on the big screen.
"I'm not bad. Maybe it's really because you have a lot of work when you are studying, so. My first job was 30,000 a month. At the time, I just thought it was ordinary, but then I realized that it was pretty good. ”
And then there's a couple of short shots of how the heroine works, that's what happened, but quickly.
"Peking University?" Xiao Hongen browsed the information of Peking University on the website, and this time the show is coming!
The "......" audience actually had this idea for a long time, that is, this movie is called "Treasure Island Diary", so naturally it is impossible to be on Treasure Island all the time, and they will definitely come to the mainland, yes, because if this is not the case, how can Love Island be more prominent?
In addition, some people have read some of this diary on a certain bean, so they will definitely know that this little Hongen will definitely come to the mainland.
"Because Peking University is an independent enrollment, I can save the pass of going to Hong Kong for the exam, I like to write things since I was a child, so I sent a lot of materials to Peking University, that is, those who look very good......"
Soon, the results came in.
"Oh! My stupid daughter is going to study at Peking University!"
"How could you go so far?"
The style of this picture has changed again, you can go to the capital to study, and the whole family is busy, packing up things, and saying all kinds of precautions.
"Go to the capital, the Forbidden City, the Summer Palace, the Yongwang Mansion, these places must be going......" Teacher Huang Sanshi really looks like a teacher.
"Don't eat anything there, it's all so black-hearted!"
"Mom, what am I eating?"
"Just buy instant noodles!"
As a mother, she is concerned about the child's food, and I have to say that the treasure island side has really promoted the gutter oil to our mainland and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
What about the students?
"Why are you going to study in China?"
"If you are far from the north, why do you want to go to China to study?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to go to Japan and not to China?"
Xiao Hongen's answer is also very interesting, "It's not that you don't know, I hate the GRE to death." ”
Well, from this, we can also see some of the perceptions of our mainland on the Treasure Island, and these things are really depressing.
"......" That's right, many viewers now feel this way, just like last year's 'It turns out that the people of Baodao see us this way' when the post came out, it turns out that Baodao is the worst black in our mainland.
And many people have also noticed some details, except for the protagonist who will use the mainland, and the teacher played by Senior Sister Sun Li, most of the people on Baodao directly call 'mainland' 'China'.
Is this really the case? That's really the case, as for the reason, it's very simple, Wu Xiang has already said before, that is, de-sinicization.
So does anyone give Xiaohongen the positive energy of this 'Love Treasure Island'?
"The development of the capital over the years has been very good, very, very good, a lot of tall and tall!"
Through the guò network, Aibaodao got some positive energy, that is, the place she was going to go was still very good, so, in this state, Aibaodao finally left Baodao and flew to the capital......
"......" Aibaodao came to the capital, but she found that she didn't like this place at first. Although there are a lot of tall and tall ones here.
Beijing, that's very easy to shoot, and a few shots can solve it. All kinds of big high-rise buildings, that is, the so-called tall and tall, and then famous cars, big shopping malls, smog, right...... Wu Xiang is still very good, he didn't hide his ugliness. After all, this thing is a thing, and while we can't listen to the dogma of environmentalists, we can't ignore the existence of this thing.
Xiao Hongen, the treasure island, came to the capital. It's almost as if Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden, everything is fresh, and nothing has ever been seen.
"Master, what is this?" said Treasure Island, pointing to a pot on the ground.
"Ahh This one. It's a kettle, you don't have it, you have to buy one, you have to use it. A guy who looked like the old man at the door replied with a smile.
"Huh?" Obviously, Aibaodao, who is on the treasure island, has really never seen this thing.
So, the cartoon picture came out, using a thermos to fetch water. Drink water from a kettle and soak your feet in the water from the kettle......
"Hahaha......" I have to say. This movie is at least cute enough, quite cute, and the audience is smiling.
Then, then it's a good thing again.
"Bathroom, bathhouse?"
"yes, you haven't seen it, have you?"
"Oh haha, of course I did!"
"Then let's go take a shower together!"
"Huh?"
Sure enough, the girl who loves Treasure Island is holding on, this kind of public bath is also a big bathhouse, there are really not many on Treasure Island, or rather, women generally rarely wash like this.
However, there is a familiar face in this place, that is, the one who spoke to Treasure Island just now, obviously it should be Treasure Island's new classmate, and her actor is Wang Luodan!
That's right, it's this 'Xiang Girl', originally this role had to be had, but it's more worrying to find someone, according to the principle, you must find an actress from our mainland, and it must be about the same age, in addition, there is another point, that is, the chest is four or two, this weight is ...... In the end, Wu Xiang chose Wang Luodan anyway, it's you, you are the most suitable!
"Hahahaha...... "Bathroom, big bathhouse, and all women, isn't this scene very fragrant? Did Wu Xiang break through the scale? But unexpectedly, it caused a burst of wild laughter.
Why are you laughing maniacally? Why aren't you blushing and panting?
It's very simple, because this scene is so cute.
Bathhouse, there must be a breakthrough, but our national conditions determine that our movies can't be made like that, right? So, Wu Xiang came up with an idea.
I saw that Aibaodao, with his belly and chest straight, like a rooster about to fight, walked into the bathhouse with high spirits.
Naturally, there are no shots of key parts in this place, but after entering the bathhouse, it is all undressed, so what can I do?
The camera goes down, down, down, and down, and finally to the most critical place, which should be the twin peaks...... Grass! turned out to be two expressions!
That's right, it's the expression, it's still the expression commonly used by penguins, the expression that is very proud, a little cheap, but very proud!
Why are you so proud?
It's very simple, Wang Luodan over there is also like this, down, down, and then there are two expressions, which are also penguin expressions, but the listless expression!
Still don't get it?
Wu Xiang, this guy, blocked the key part with an expression, and then used this expression to show the momentum that the key part should have, this is why Wang Luodan was chosen, because this auspicious girl, that, that......
Everyone understands it, anyway, the audience who is laughing now understands it, hey~
In fact, the main reason for filming this is to shoot the psychological state of Aibaodao for the first time, which is high-spirited, so naturally I don't want to lose to others.
Thinking that in "Dream of Red Mansions", Sister Lin entered Jiafu, that is also this mentality, at least we don't lose the battle, right?
However, this place must admit that Wu Xiang is really too undisciplined...... (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you for the bottomless 007 in the world, thanks for the reward, thank you very much!
What's that, the 'zero time when swiping the card' back then, I actually went to a certain Klan, and I also entered the National Development and Reform Commission, hey~
This is simply so interesting, when that guy was in a certain Gru, he was actually manipulated by someone in a certain bureau in the United States, and now it seems that a lot of things are going to be made public.
Thank you all for your support, thank you very much!