Chapter 23: The Lady of the Village
He's grim-faced, as dark as he wants to be black!
Hong Tao saw me say this, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, just now he thought that Lao Tzu had confessed, this listen, good guy, the scolding is crisp and neat!
"You think you're the supervisor, but I won't dare to scold you, grandpa? If you scold me, why can't I scold you! Tell you, in the company you are my boss, and I will give you three points, but in law, we are all equal! Do you think it's the company's rules and regulations or the laws of our country? Could it be that your father is also the director of the bureau or your mother is the director of the women's union?"
Hearing me say this, Liang Dashan's face darkened. ap;
At the same time, all the sales representatives on the side looked at me with great admiration, what is a hero?
On weekdays, this fat man takes advantage of female employees and scolds male employees like dogs. Everyone is complaining, and they can't wait to rip this bastard's skin and bones. Although many people scolded him behind his back, they were afraid of losing their jobs in front of him. And now I scolded this time, but I gave them a big sigh of relief!
"Bastard, you fuck, I don't think you want to stay in the company anymore!"
"You want to fire me? Okay, it's okay, I don't have a master here, I have my own place to keep my master! But why did you fire Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu abides by the company's rules and regulations, and has just received the company's sales bonus! You fire me? Joke, if you can do this lack of morality, aren't you afraid that one night you will walk in the alley and get bricks, or someone will suddenly set a fire in your house?" I said a lot.
And listening to my words, the black line on Liang Dashan's head suddenly became heavier.
Threats, naked threats!
Nima, as soon as Lao Tzu's words came out, only a few female sales representatives who were a little bit stupid had blank looks, looking at the expressions on the faces of the others, obviously understood the meaning of Lao Tzu's words. And as if in response to what I just said, Hong Tao, this kid, suddenly smiled and showed a cruel smile.
Seeing Hong Tao's smile, Liang Fatzi's body suddenly trembled.
The scene was a little awkward and a little chaotic.
Just now, Liang Fatzi was still arrogant for a while, but now when he heard what I just said, the whole person suddenly wilted. It's like setting up a tent, pulling up a flag, and a naked woman on the bed is waiting for you to do it. The police are coming to check the room, Nima, don't lift it all at once!
The other fat men who looked at this face like pig liver and were about to suffocate their illness were really happy. Now, Lao Tzu's image is tall again!
Liang Fatzi suddenly snorted coldly, and said with a smile: "You really have the face to say, didn't you say that I said that you can't enter the creative department? This time, the company recruits creatives, have you been admitted?" Speaking of this, Liang Fatzi's face raised a smug smile again.
In a sentence that our men often say: I bought a watch last year!
Liang Fatzi's words just now directly hit my sore spot, **ah!
"It's the creative department's business that doesn't accept me, not once, not the second time......
"Then you still have the face to say!" Liang Fatzi's voice suddenly increased by several decibels, and the whole person seemed to have eaten a whole bottle of viagra at once, and he was erected!
"Do you dare to make a bet?" said Liang Fatzi's tone of determination.
"You say!"
Damn, at this time, can I say a word?
"Aren't you good enough?Okay, give you two months, if you can enter the creative group, you win, Lao Tzu will get out of the way! If you lose......" Speaking of this, Liang Fatzi snorted coldly.
"Lao Tzu will also resign immediately!"
"Resign, you can fucking speak, you are a small sales representative and you are betting on the equal position of my sales director, are you bullshit?" Liang Dashan's tone was indescribably disdainful.
"So what do you say?"
As long as you lose, in addition to getting out, you also have to masturbate on the road opposite the company!
**Yes!
This is probably something that only a dead fat man can say!
Let's not talk about how uncivilized this word is, just to say it in public, and Nima has so many women present.
"What is masturbation...... Du Xue suddenly asked Chen Yi next to her in a low voice.
As soon as these words came out, her voice was small, but it reached everyone's ears very clearly. Everyone suddenly looked at her in unison, and a few people finally couldn't help laughing.
Nima, isn't this girl stupid!
Chen Yi's face was also crimson by Du Xue's question, and he pulled her hand slightly and gave her a look.
Du Xue saw that everyone's eyes were on her, but she still didn't know what was going on.
"What the hell is masturbation?" Du Xue asked again.
Now, Chen Yi really wants to find a crack to get into!
This girl is really stupid and naïve!
When I heard this, Nima also wanted to die!
If you promise Liang Fatzi, don't talk about the outcome of this bet, wouldn't you tell others that Lao Tzu has nothing to do?
**Yes, Liang Dog Day, count you ruthless!
"Okay, I promise you!" I gritted my teeth, and my tone was extremely resolute.
Liang Fatzi was waiting for Lao Tzu's words, and as soon as my words fell, he laughed and said: "Okay, so many people are testifying, fuck, no one should regret it!"
"Whoever repents is raised by the placenta!"
Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? This sentence is a classic Internet curse sentence, and I'm afraid few people don't know it.
And now, I am using this sentence as a curse to bet with the fat man in front of me.
In this way, the bet between the two of us was decided so happily and easily! It's just that, Nima, this time Lao Tzu also knows that Lao Tzu is famous!
Really famous!
The scolding between me and Liang Fatzi was at the gate of the company, and there were so many company employees who came and went here, and when they saw the situation on our side, they naturally rushed to see the excitement.
Everyone has curiosity.
It's just that if this curiosity is used on Lao Tzu, it really feels like a dancing girl in captivity in a zoo. Originally, it was strange enough for a glamorous dancing girl to be seen by others, but she was still in captivity in a zoo, and it felt as weird as fucking weird!
Bet set, at this time, 6 Wei, who finally dealt with the temporary accident, had also come downstairs.
"Alright, let's go!" 6 Wei saw that everyone's expressions were different, but she didn't ask much.
Liang Fatzi and 6 Wei took everyone to Fortune Square again.
At this time, what I didn't know was that although the sun was shining outside and the maximum temperature had reached 38 degrees, the atmosphere in the 20th floor reception room of our Jiamei Building was close to freezing.
"How long are you going to make me wait? If you can't give me the creative ideas and slogans that satisfy me today, I will immediately terminate the cooperation with your company!" Chen Dong looked at the people in front of him with a solemn face at this time, "Don't you claim to have the most powerful creative department in the entire Yunhai City! How many days have passed, are your ideas good? Tell you, I don't have the patience to wait any longer!"
"Chairman Chen, we have fully taken into account the comments you raised last time, and we have already designed the new sales enterprise and promotional slogan!" Shen Yan said with a smile on her face.
"Jissic hasn't arrived yet, has he?" With Shen Yan's inquiry, she saw a woman with her hips twisting into the room. And this woman is the woman I met in the creative department this morning who is extremely disdainful of Lao Tzu.
"Mr. Shen......" Jissic handed over all the documents in his hand to her as he spoke, and at the same time, he smiled at Chen Dong, who thought he was extremely charming.
Chen Dong's face was gloomy at this time, there were not a few women who flattered her on weekdays, he was in a high position today, what woman had not seen it, and what type of woman had not tasted it? This is that people are approaching middle age, and their abilities in some aspects are becoming more and more inadequate, so they put most of their energy on their careers.