Chapter 13 Want to Soak Me?
"You, how do you want to prove it?" Sun Li looked at Ye Chen with some trepidation.
The appraiser encouraged. "Little girl, don't be afraid of him. His theories are nothing but feudal superstitions, and they are completely untenable! What age is it? We must believe in science!"
The onlookers who eat melons are also monkeys who are not afraid of many people, and they are not too big to see the excitement, so they coax one after another.
Sun Li thought about it, and finally gritted her teeth, and roared at Ye Chen viciously. "Okay! You prove it! This girl is not afraid of you! If you can't get dry goods, this girl will tear up your stinky mouth!"
"Hey~~" Ye Chen smiled and said calmly. "It's very simple, generally speaking, it depends on whether a person is haunted by bad luck, then burn some paper. If, no matter what direction the wind blows, the smoke blows in the direction of that person, it is enough to prove that he is weak and unlucky, and is prone to provoke dirt. Soβ"
"Now we need to find something flammable. Ye Chendong looked west.
The people who eat melons are very cooperative.
Soon, a middle-aged man volunteered to scoop out a large stack of waste paper from a nearby trash can and handed it to Ye Chen.
Ye Chen took the paper and took out the lighter.
"Ye Chen, is it okay?" Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen in disbelief.
"It should work. Ye Chen was calm.
"Flicker, keep flickering. The appraiser looked coldly, his eyes full of disdain.
Ye Chen observed the direction of the wind, then looked at Sun Li's standing posture and said with a smile. "Now that the wind is blowing from the southwest, the smoke should drift in the opposite direction of the wind, that is, the smoke has to drift in the northeast direction. β
This is a very simple truth, and many people understand it.
"Yes. The appraiser sneered. "This girl is standing in the northwest position, I don't believe that the smoke will really float towards her! Girl, if you stand still, he will be exposed immediately!"
"Then we'll see. Ye Chen didn't say a word, and lit the waste paper in his hand.
Flames burst out and smoke billowed.
The smoke is blown by the wind -
Well???
It was really impartial and floated towards Sun Li!
This is completely contrary to the principles of nature!
"Impossible! The wind is not in the right direction! It is impossible! This... This is a moth!" The appraiser was dumbfounded, feeling that his three views had been subverted.
Sun Li stood there even more stupidly, and the smoke covered her face so much that she couldn't open her eyes.
"No! It's all a trick to deceive!" The next second, Sun Li let out a hideous scream as if she had seen a ghost, and she ran away quickly.
Ye Chen held the burning waste paper steadily, motionless.
Something weird has happened!
The white smoke, like a maggot on the tarsal bone, chased Sun Li after him.
No matter what direction Sun Li ran, the smoke would drift straight towards her, and she wouldn't even turn a corner.
"Hehe, feudal superstition?" Ye Chen looked at the stupid appraiser with a sarcastic face. "There are some things that you can not believe, but it is better to be in awe, otherwise, one day, you will get into trouble. β
"This... The appraiser's face was hot, as if he had been slapped in the face.
"Alright, don't run. Now, you can try it, take off the jade bracelet and set it aside. Ye Chen reminded Sun Li.
Sun Li hurriedly took off the jade bracelet on her wrist, bent down and put it on the ground, and then fled like a snake and scorpion.
It's strange that after taking off the jade bracelet, the smoke no longer haunts Sun Li, but-
The jade bracelets on the ground swarmed away.
Sun Li breathed a sigh of relief.
The crowd of onlookers eating melons suddenly became noisy-
"It's amazing! There's really something wrong with this jade bracelet!"
"Today is considered to be a rising posture, and I will burn paper when I go back to see if there is any bad luck on my body. β
"I've learned, this guy is awesome!"
"Hehe, that beauty is so stupid that she was by her boyfriend. β
"It's really pitiful, if you continue to wear that jade bracelet, you will be haunted by bad luck, and sooner or later you will be killed. β
"The poor person must have something to hate, don't you see her fangs and claws just now?
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Once a person is embarrassed, he will inevitably be stepped on by others.
Most of the people who eat melons looked at Sun Li with gloating eyes.
"Ahem~" Ye Chen threw away the waste paper that was still burning in his hand, stomped it a few times, and looked at Sun Li who was lost in his soul playfully. "What's the matter, now believe what I say, right?"
After a pause, Ye Chen deliberately fanned the flames. "There are two possibilities for your boyfriend to give you this jade bracelet - first, he doesn't know the taboo in it, and he inadvertently picked up the broken jade bracelet that was thrown away by someone on the side of the road and blocked the disaster, took it to be repaired, and then lied to you that he bought it. Hey~~ Speaking of which, your status in his mind is really a bit cheap. But that's okay, the second possibility is that he knows that this bracelet can't be worn, but still gives it to you - tsk, it's scary to think about it!"
Sun Li was already a little paranoid about persecution, and after hearing Ye Chen's nonsense for a while, she firmly believed that it was the second possibility!
"Zhang Xiang! Dog mongrel! The old lady asked herself if she was good to you, you... You actually did such a thing! You want the old lady to die? It's not that easy! The old lady wants to fight with you! The old lady wants to kill you!" Sun Li screamed nervously, rushed over and picked up the jade bracelet on the ground, threw it hard, smashed it to a pulp, and then was still angry, and stomped hard with her foot, just like meeting an enemy who killed her father.
"Hey, hey~" Seeing Sun Li's embarrassed appearance, Ye Chen's heart was overwhelmed.
How high you jumped just now, how hard you step on it now!
Refreshing!
With the system, it's that simple to pretend to be forced to slap your face!
At the same timeβ
"Ding
Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [Slap the green tea in the face and make her embarrassed]
Obtain the skill book "Hypnosis", which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space
Gain 0 Repair Energy
0.7% of the system is repaired"
Ye Chen ran to Lin Yuxi's side.
"Well, I'm not wrong, right? If she is embarrassed, then she will definitely be embarrassed. Ye Chen smiled, "Okay, let's go to school." It's best to stay away from her, or you'll get bad luck. β
"Uh-huh. Lin Yuxi nodded again and again, the sun was shining on her flawless face, so that every strand of her hair was plated with a layer of gold, which was really beautiful.
At this time, Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen's eyes, which were extremely gentle, and there was some worship that could not be concealed. "Ye Chen, you are really amazing, and you know everything..."
"It's nothing. Ye Chen said modestly.
At this time, not far from the side of the road, there was a graceful and luxurious silver Bentley Mulsanne.
The rear window is rolled down halfway.
In the car, there was a top beauty with excellent posture and temperament sitting elegantly, her clear and cold eyes, looking straight at Ye Chen.
Her skin is as white as snow, white as mutton fat, she wears a custom-made professional suit, and her facial features are delicate and suffocating, like a fairy coming out of a painting.
She witnessed the whole process of Ye Chen slapping Sun Li in the face.
"Xiaohong, you get out of the car immediately and get the contact information of the young man. She hurriedly instructed a calm and capable professional woman beside her.
"Huh?" the professional woman blurted out in amazement. "Mr. Xia... Aren't you... You've never asked anyone's contact information... What's more, it's still a man..."
"That young man should be a master of metaphysics. This kind of person is very rare in society, and it is hard to find. In the cold eyes of the beautiful "Mr. Xia", there was a ray of excitement and longing, but it was fleeting, "Don't talk nonsense, go quickly." β
The professional woman didn't dare to slack off, opened the car door, stepped on her high heels, and ran towards Ye Chen with small steps.
"Wait, little handsome," the professional woman cried.
"Huh?" Ye Chen was stunned for a moment and looked back.
I saw the professional woman wearing a small black suit, a hip skirt, light makeup, and a pretty good look.
I have to say, she has long legs and a natural cannon mount!
"You called me?" Ye Chen asked.
"yes, yes. The professional woman's big eyes are extremely bright, and she said with a little courtesy. "Little handsome guy, can you leave me a contact information, please. β
No way?
Ye Chen was a little dumbfounded.
There was a beautiful woman who took the initiative to ask me for contact information?
What a first time in the world! The sun is coming out of the west?
Could it be that my performance was too good?
This young lady wants to soak me?
But I'm not ready yet!
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