Chapter 95 A serious piece of nonsense
"There are so many!" Hearing this number, Crystal's pretty face also showed a look of horror, as if it was the first time that he knew that the Empire had sent such a large group of ships to quell the so-called rebellion.
"Yes!" As soon as she slapped the table, Yu Xiaoxiang suddenly stood up, waved her slender fingers, and began to walk around the table, "I heard Sister Yue'er say that all the starships that can fly in the entire Azure Star Domain add up to tens of millions, even if all the habitable stars are slaughtered, it will not take more than seven days." ”
"How could he bring so many soldiers and horses to quell the rebellion? With his record, I'm afraid that his own guard fleet is enough to deal with his father's soldiers and horses, right?" Crystal Dai frowned slightly, and muttered softly as if she was a little puzzled.
"You don't know that, do you? It's all the real bad guys. Yu Xiaoxiang patted his chest, attracted the attention of the crystal, and continued to wave his fingers and said: "Those bad people are the real evil ghosts, they deliberately persecuted you, and then let you rebel, and then did not resist at all, but claimed that they had suffered heavy losses, and sent letters for help to Shengjing. That's what the letter says, uh-huh: those bunches of rabbits are so powerful, we're no match at all. They shouted, 'Eat turnips, eat turnips, eat turnips, invulnerable, take another bite, the world is invincible', we can't beat if we want to, the Holy Monarch hurry up and save our lives, otherwise we will all be eaten as turnips!"
Bang!
The crystal slapped heavily on the table, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Those thieves! Our clan has loved to eat vegetables and vegetables for generations, but how can there be a strange rumor that eating radishes will be invincible in the world! What's more, my father also wants to ask the empire for an explanation when he radishes, how can he send troops to rebel because of a few turnips!"
"So, it's all good things done by those bad guys. Yu Xiaoxiang blinked her beautiful eyes and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "The Holy Monarch is not stupid, that big villain is even more cunning and cunning, and he doesn't believe in this set at all, so he asked those bad guys: 'The rabbit people have always been docile, how can they rebel because of a few turnips?' But guess what those bad guys said?"
"What did the thieves say?" the little rabbit who had already entered the pit raised his head and stared at Yu Xiaoxiang and asked urgently.
"They said, Holy Monarch, you quickly send a large army to quell the rebellion, and the bunnies said that they want to plant radishes in all the territories of the empire, and if they don't plant them, they will kill Shengjing, and chop up the Holy Monarch, the prince, the princess, and so on, as fertilizer for planting radishes!" Well, when the Holy Monarch heard that he was going to be used as fertilizer for growing turnips, he was furious at the moment, and immediately let the big bad guy bring so many soldiers and horses to kill all of your clan, so as to prevent future troubles!"
"Those thieves are so vicious that they want our people to perish!!" Crystal's pink eyes have turned red at this moment, and if the thieves are in front of her, they may be torn alive.
Sitting down slowly, Yu Xiaoxiang picked up the chopsticks and put some dishes in the crystal bowl, and then said: "Originally, the big villain wanted to slaughter your entire clan according to the holy king's holy decree, after all, no one wants to be fertilizer for growing radishes." However, when he came, he took a look and found that the so-called radish army, oh no, it was the army of the rabbit people, but in fact there were only some tattered starships. So, he sensed that something was wrong. But after all, he is a general, you say, if on the battlefield, he does not take the initiative to attack your father, will he not let the rebellion fail? In fact, you also know in your heart, your father and the king have only two ways since they started to raise their troops. Either they have the ability to lay enough territory to fight against the Empire, or they are defeated and die. As for the big bad guy who cut off the heads of your father and brother later, although it was a little more brutal, he couldn't help it. Otherwise, not to mention that he will not be able to complete the Holy Monarch's orders, he may lose his head when he goes back, and even those really bad people who have rebelled will be even more unscrupulous. You say, right?"
"Hey......" sighed, Crystal bit her lip and nodded, "Actually, before my father raised the army, I also tried to persuade him. The empire is powerful, back then, we orcs sixty-one clans, eleven countries united, and we were not his opponents, let alone now. It's just that my father said that someone must help my clan, and I can't bear to be oppressed, so it's ......"
Snapping, slapping the table, Yu Xiaoxiang raised his voice and said: "So, the worst thing is those bad people." Especially the bad guy who instigated your father to raise an army, he simply wants to rely on you to rebel and accomplish his own goals!"
"What? That guy actually ...... I've long thought that that man was mysterious, wearing a cloak when he went in and out, and he didn't look like a good person at all. But he sent money and food several times to help our clan survive the disaster year, and my father was bewitched by him, so he made a big mistake!"
"I can't tell you this yet, the big bad guy said, if you know now, if you accidentally spread it, then it will be difficult to catch those bad guys. Yu Xiaoxiang shook his head, but immediately said: "I can only tell you that he first instigated those bad people to oppress you, and then he could induce you to rebel, and in the end he got the benefits." As for whether you are dead or alive, he doesn't care at all. And it's not just you, even the six previous orc rebellions, he was secretly making trouble! But don't worry, the big bad guy is so clever that he has guessed the whole process from what you said at the beginning, as well as some clues from his own investigation. Even who was involved, he guessed eight or nine. In short, he brought you here this time, he really wants to give you, and also to all the orcs!"
"It's like this...... Crystal's beautiful eyes were gloomy, and he suddenly laughed miserably: "I don't know that my rabbit tribe has become a pawn for others to make profits from top to bottom, and I am grateful to the wicked, haha, ridiculous, really ridiculous!"
"Sister Crystal, don't be too upset. Although the big bad guy is usually honest and improper, he likes to bully and play tricks on people, but he always counts when he speaks. Yu Xiaoxiang held the jade hand of the crystal with some pity, and said softly: "Just like me, every time he promises me something, he will always say: 'This king is the prince of the empire, how can he break his word and enrich herself with a little girl like you?' You see, he is not even willing to lie to people like me, let alone the whole orc clan of you. This time, you will believe him, no, just believe me once, and see if he will avenge you. Okay?"