Chapter 8: Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau (8)
He stood in front of the door of the peacekeeping bureau for a long time, and finally shrugged his head into the peacekeeping bureau, he did not go to the second floor, but directly pushed open the door of the first floor and entered.
The first thing I did when I went in was definitely not to see the lunch box monster, but to see if there was a display screen at the front, and it turned out to be a pout, well, sure enough, there was a super large display, and he swore that if there was really this yesterday, he would never have not seen it!
I bypassed the display screen and decided to look into this later, and now I should go and see the lunch box monster.
The lunch box monster is still stuck in place, and he always feels that he can see the taste of "listlessness" from the lunch box monster -- but how did he see this inexplicable feeling from the lunch box? And the most important point is that the softness of the lunch box is so good? The front half of his body is almost hanging to the ground, okay?
He cautiously poked the body of the lunch box monster and asked softly, "Hey, are you still alive?"
The lunch box monster who was still shrugging his head just now immediately propped up his upper body and opened his teeth and claws: "Of course you are alive!
The terrible (cute) lunch box monster in front of him can no longer arouse the fear of abduction, and even the abduction has found a trace of grievance on the face raised by the lunch box monster.
Abduction: "...... What's wrong with you?"
The lunch box monster blinked: "You left like that yesterday...... Finally, someone to chat with me didn't make me so lonely...... But you're gone...... I'm so lonely here...... It's the first time I've spoken to a human, and you're just leaving......"
Looking at the lunch box monster in front of him, he was about to cry immediately, and he took a step back silently, so the lunch box monster was wronged and complained because of loneliness? I didn't expect that there was such a fragile little heart!
"Hey, I said, don't cry, I'm the person who can't get used to other people crying, okay, okay, I'm always here to accompany you, right?
The lunch box monster burst into tears: "Human, you are so good." β
He wiped his face: "Don't call me a human being, human beings also have names, call me a young abduction." β
For the lunch box monster who didn't know that the word "ε€" was a polyphonic word, although he felt that the name "ε€" was very strange and awkward, and he didn't expect to go anywhere else, which made him very moved - it was really not easy, and he could only show his human identity in front of the monster.
The two little paws of the lunch box monster hugged one of the fingers of the little crutch: "I am so happy that you are here to accompany me, you are so good! When I was in the monster world, I was always with the stinky chopsticks, and I haven't stayed by myself for so long, it's all dark here these nights, I'm so scared!"
-- You're still afraid of the dark, and you're speechless, and "Who are the stinky chopsticks?"
The lunch box monster suddenly let go of his fingers, and covered his eyes with his small thin hands: "It's the bamboo chopsticks 8385854!"
Yesterday I mentioned that people still wanted to cut people with a thousand knives, and today I covered my eyes and was shy -- but how to talk about a pair of chopsticks and a lunch box to fall in love? This is too heavy taste!
Xiao Qi wiped his face again, and simply sat on the ground and talked to the lunch box monster: "Are you afraid of the dark at night?"
The lunch box monster's eyes widened: "I'm definitely not afraid if it's just plain black, but at night, these holes are still glowing, and I'm afraid that something suddenly appeared and scared me." β
ββ¦β¦ Aren't they all monsters? What are you afraid of?"
"That's different!" the lunch box monster accused angrily, "how can it be the same? What if I have to clip the chopsticks when I come out? My royal chopsticks are 8385854 bamboo chopsticks, and no other chopsticks can be used." β
In this regard, he can only use "hehe" to express his feelings.
Xiao Qiu spread his hands: "Then I can't help you with this, I thought you were just afraid of the dark, so I could leave you a lamp or something at night, but I can't do anything about these glowing holes." β
The lunch box monster suddenly looked up at the sky sadly: "Actually, this is the second time I've come." β
Abduction: "Huh?"
"I once accidentally fell into a gap when I was playing with stinky chopsticks, and that was the first time I fell in, scared me so much, who knows how long it didn't take long for the stinky chopsticks to fall in, and it was desperately comforting and telling me jokes next to it, this time I was not afraid at all when I fell in, but why haven't the stinky chopsticks come now?"
ββThe gap is not your family's, of course it is impossible for you to come over as soon as you say it!
"Little box, I'm here!"
A sound that clearly did not belong to the Crutch and the Lunch Box Monster rang out, and the crutch stiffened and looked his head at the place where the sound came from, that is, at the bottom, where suddenly there were two more slender objects - well, in fact, a pair of chopsticks.
The lunch box monster bent down, and sure enough, he saw the chopsticks, and the tears that he had finally held back just now crackled and fell down, and he stretched out two small thin arms and waved them down, trying to stretch his body down: "Stinky little chopsticks, why did you come? I miss you so much!"
The pair of chopsticks also tried to bend themselves up: "Oh my little box!
Covering his face silently, he suddenly felt that he was a big light bulb, and it was time to think about going out to hide from the limelight. He stood up and touched his nose to think about whether he wanted to say goodbye first, but after seeing the interaction between the two, he felt that he would just go out and forget it.
As soon as he turned around, he heard a voice behind him: "Where are you going?"
He turned around helplessly and coughed lightly: "You go on, I'll go out quietly." β
The bamboo chopsticks that have just come to the short time obviously feel very curious when they see the crutches, and the crutches are also staring at the bamboo chopsticks, as we all know, the chopsticks are a pair of storage zΓ i, and the bamboo chopsticks in front of them are of course no exception, and the more interesting thing is that after the chopsticks have become "strange", the two eyes born have one on each chopstick, so it looks really joyful, inexplicable, and the thoughts of the crutches are a little far away - if the chopsticks are strange on the road, what if the chopsticks are walking and walking, and suddenly the two chopsticks turn left and turn right? It's really joyful to think about!
But it's not a big deal to think about it, I hold my chin and think, each chopstick monster has an eye, a hand and a foot on each chopstick, and it should be fine if it's separated? No, if you have one for everything, can you walk a good way? It's not right, isn't the mouth and nose also split in half? Xiao Guan felt that this was really a headache, and scratched his hair fiercely, and Xiao Qi decided not to be difficult for himself.
When he came back to his senses, he found that whether it was the lunch box monster or the chopsticks monster, they were glaring at him angrily: "Eh, did I miss something?"
The lunch box monster was still waving his two little thin arms: "Stinky little chopsticks are asking you how to get the two of us out." β
"I don't know this, you know that I was just forced to take office, Director Kong said those two words to me yesterday, I don't necessarily know as much as you." β
The lunch box monster felt that this was reasonable, and lowered his head and complained to the bamboo chopsticks: "The treatment here is really not as good as once, at least a demon came to talk to us last time, and this time it will be replaced by a human being." β
Abduction: "......"
He got up cleanly, turned around and walked out again. The lunch box monster yelled from behind, "Hey, where are you going?"
He didn't reply: "I'll go find a demon to talk to you and let your treatment return to a normal level." β
Of course it's impossible, he has been working in this strange monster human peacekeeping bureau, except for Lin Xiong, who has seen the so-called Director Kong, it's not appropriate to find someone to take care of such a trivial matter, and he is about to pat his ass and leave.
As a result, as soon as he came out of the door, he only saw the sunlight outside, and he was stopped by someone.
"Wait, you're the new human, aren't you?"
After a pause, I looked back, and saw that on the stairs leading from the first floor to the second floor, there was now a person standing, who was dressed in white, with a delicate and fair face, and a pair of metal-framed eyes on the bridge of his nose, which inexplicably added a bit of shrewdness.
No, he suddenly woke up, and the person in front of him shouldn't be a person, and he didn't know what it was.
The man saw that he looked at himself, nodded with satisfaction, reached out to support the eyes on the bridge of his nose, and said slowly: "I am the head of the Finance Department of the Peacekeeping Bureau, responsible for the payment of salaries to the personnel in the Peacekeeping Bureau, as well as the daily subsidies, welfare rewards, etc. After a pause, "Follow me." β
When he heard the word salary, his eyes lit up, and when he heard that he wanted to explain to himself that he had a problem about wages, he simply followed the other party upstairs.
The second floor is still the same, Xiao Guan followed the other party forward, looking at the far ahead, Xiao Qi suddenly had a bad premonition, and hesitated: "Where is your office?"
The man said lightly: "Next to Lin Xiong." β
Abduction: "......"
Remembering what Kong Fanquan said to him before, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that the two of them were already standing next to Lin Xiong's office, and the man looked at him in surprise, and then nodded: "It's not too stupid." β
Abduction: "......"
The man who had already pushed the door in: "Come in." β