Fang Qingping is a late-blooming cross talk actor, and his cold humor style is very unique. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wearing a long robe, he is not smiling, his head is wilting, and he chatters. His cross talk is not only different from the traditional stand-up comedy that is good at telling stories, but also different from the new-school talk show with exaggerated rap. Standing behind the desk calmly, without too much expression or too much figure, just like a homely chat, but the sentences are humorous, to the point, and impressive.

This bald head who looks a little silly performed the cross talk "Happy Childhood", which won him the second prize in the professional group of the CCTV cross talk competition representing the highest level in the country, at this time, the forty-year-old Fang Qingping only entered the public eye.

Don't underestimate this second prize, because at that time, compared with Fang Qingping, they were all lip-synch, and which one of the professional groups was not a top master?

But Fang Qingping was stunned and threw the burden alone, which made the masters at the scene, including Ma Sanli, laugh and lean back, and finally let him fight out of the encirclement, second only to the first place with only one place.

Therefore, the excitement of "Happy Childhood" does not need to be repeated.

Zhou Xing looked at Guo Mingshun, and did not show any timid look, walked to the side and stood still, coughed twice and cleared his throat, calming himself.

Even if Zhou Xing is confident, standing in front of Guo Mingshun, he is still under some pressure.

However, Zhou Xing's surface kung fu is still in place, after all, he is an actor, and everyone was stunned that he didn't see his nervousness, and at this time Zhou Xing said coldly:

"Everyone used to think that I couldn't speak cross talk, because you hadn't seen it, but now, I'm standing here and I'm going to tell you a paragraph, it's not good, and I hope you will understand. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Xing arched his hand towards everyone.

This is an opening statement, not Fang Qingping's original text, but Zhou Xing's own words.

Decent, with no features and highlights, Guo Mingshun remained silent, while the others still looked at Zhou Xing with suspicious eyes, wanting to see what he said next.

As for Chen Tong, he squinted at Zhou Xing, full of provocative expectations.

Zhou Xing smiled and said: "If Guo Lao comes to power, then there will definitely be thunderous applause, if I am replaced, it is estimated that there will be no applause, and he will not even look at me, why?"

Looking around at everyone, Zhou Xing said: "Because at this time, everyone is talking to each other, who is this person? No one looks at me, I'm sad......"

Speaking of this, Zhou Xing coughed, made an embarrassed look, and said aggrievedly: "There should be comforting applause here......

"Poof!"

An actress on the side couldn't help laughing, and Guo Chao and others also came with some interest: It's still a little interesting.

The corners of Guo Mingshun's mouth floated a trace of arc.

And Chen Tong was stunned: This guy is really good!

Zhou Xing lost a small burden at the beginning, and he also counted it as a head, there is a way to know what it tastes like when you eat vegetables and taste them, judging from Guo Mingshun's experience, this young man's words before didn't blow, and he is indeed a bit of a doorway.

So, Guo Lao clapped his hands, which can be regarded as applauding Zhou Xing, and when the others saw it, they also applauded symbolically.

The previous ones are Zhou Xing's own words, cross talk pays attention to a living learning and adapting measures to local conditions, especially the opening remarks, different places and different occasions, naturally you can't use the same routine.

The applause of everyone gave Zhou Xing some encouragement, calming down his mind, which was a little nervous before.

Zhou Xing made a gesture of pressing his hands down, and said, "You don't need to comfort me, really, I'm used to keeping a low profile......"

When Leng Ding said this, everyone began to be happy, and their interest was raised.

Zhou Xing continued: "I've been a child since I was a child, it's not a material for cross talk, I've been a bit stupid since I was a child. What a happy childhood this child has now: three couples and one child. I can't speak Chinese yet, so I signed up for an English class.

When I was a child, there were five brothers in the family, and my father earned money alone. Five children are four pairs of pants, and I have to stay at home for the rest of my life. ”

Another burden was thrown out, and everyone was stunned, and then they all laughed!

Why stay at home and have no pants to wear!

Zhou Xing paused for a moment and continued to speak: "What toys does this kid have now? All electrified: computers, video games, electric batons, hey, this is not allowed to play." ”

This time, Guo Mingshun finally smiled and bowed slightly.

Chen Tong, who was standing on the side, was full of wondering: This girl, it seems that she really knows how to talk cross talk, why haven't you seen him say it before?

After seeing everyone's reaction, Zhou Xing also completely relaxed, and the more he spoke, the smoother it became:

"When I was a child, there was an electric door in the house, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. Now this kid,MP8 has it.,I didn't have half a child p when I was a child.。 My grandmother had a crutch, she died, I played for half a year, and I pretended to be Mrs. She with it. ”

The history of this time and space has not changed from the original earth, and there is still Mrs. She, as soon as this period came out, everyone laughed, and the atmosphere became warm.

Although Chen Tong was also amused, he endured it, and his tangled face was full of depression.

Zhou Xing didn't wait for everyone to finish laughing, and said: "I really don't have to play during the recess in middle school, and the class leader organized us to have a competition to see who can burrow their heads into the desk." I'm quite angry, I got in, and I can't pull it out. ”

"Poof!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and Guo Mingshun also began to grin, with a flash of brightness in his eyes.

Guo Chao on the side laughed and glanced at his old man, and said in his heart, is this old man playing with any ideas?

Most of the cross talk performances are painted and painted, although Zhou Xing also made those actions, but he walked the path of Fang Qingping as it was, with a wooden face, and told jokes seriously.

There is no such performance path in this time and space, and it is a new joke, and the strong contrast makes everyone happy.

Zhou Xing still said coldly: "The school had to find my father and take me to the hospital." But when I got to the school gate, I was stopped by the master of the communication room, saying that the table was public property and had to be taken off before I could go to the hospital. ”

"Hahahaha"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Zhou Xing continued: "My dad said that if we can take it off and go to the hospital, why should we go? ”

With the above foundation, everyone is looking forward to Zhou Xing's performance later, and Guo Mingshun also listened attentively.

Zhou Xing said: "Now the doctor is responsible for the patient, and when we were children, the doctor fooled people. I'm going to have my leg amputated from my neck. My dad said that the beheading had been abolished a long time ago, and he dragged me and ran away. Go home, you can't get on the bus. I walked home with a table, and I turned back 100 percent, and I don't know what kind of army I have.

One of our neighbors was a carpenter, and he said he was going to saw the table. My dad was reluctant, and the school withheld the deposit. My dad said that it was good to wear a table, and it would be convenient to do homework. The head is stuffed in it and I can't see it when I write my homework. After three days, the person lost a lot of weight and finally pulled it out. ”

"Poof!"

Everyone burst out laughing, laughing, and some even caressed their stomachs, and their mouths didn't stop breathing, and they continued to laugh despite the pain.

Guo Chao gave Zhou Xing a thumbs up, as a cross talk family, he also has a high appreciation ability since he was a child, Zhou Xing has this skill at a young age, which surprised him, but also had more expectations for Zhou Xing's previous proposal.

At this time, Chen Tong was completely out of temper, and he was silly on the side, even Guo Mingshun was amused, how could Chen Tong still bear it?