Chapter 244: When the Little Yellow Duck Meets SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Tuner" is Screened!
In order to watch the screening, of course, the little yellow duck has to dress up carefully, don't look at many people who say that she is not beautiful, her figure is very barren, she herself admits it, but we are also a celebrity.
If you don't dress up, you will definitely be recognized, and you have to dress up well, otherwise the possibility of being recognized is still very high.
Of course, you have to bring an assistant, otherwise you will be really scared.
But why hasn't the assistant come yet?
"Hey!"
"Oh my God, you...... How are you?"
"What's wrong? Why can't it be me? haha......"
"Don't tell me, my assistant ...... today"
"I'm giving her a holiday, you want to watch a movie? ”
"You're not......
"Is that why you hate me so much?"
"Not really. ”
Little Yellow Duck never dreamed that the assistant didn't wait, but what he waited for was another woman, who was also fully armed, so that ordinary people couldn't see who she was at all.
However, the little yellow duck is not an ordinary person after all, she is very familiar with the guy in front of her.
Ma Sichun, this woman smiled like SpongeBob SquarePants, she was a child star when she was a child, and she debuted with her relatives, hum.
It must be said that Little Yellow Duck's evaluation of Ma Sichun at this time is not very high, but she actually admires Ma Sichun a little, after all, this girl's acting skills are not bad, at least in this aspect, it is not completely through relatives.
But there is another reason why the evaluation is not high, and that is...
"I said Miss Ma, you're dead, I'm not interested in that movie. ”
"Why? Didn't you say the script was well written? ”
"Yes, I said that, but I said the script was well written, but I didn't say I was going to act?"
"That...... That's not right, you've said it's all right, you must be interested, okay?"
"Okay, Miss Ma, I told you clearly, I think the script is very good, but I think I'm not suitable for that role, is that okay?"
"The reason ......"
The two chatted and talked about a movie, and it was precisely because of this movie that Little Yellow Duck was annoyed by SpongeBob SquarePants, and the reason was very simple, this movie is still a plan, in preparation, Little Yellow Duck and SpongeBob SquarePants were originally circled to star, both of them are heroines, but Little Yellow Duck later changed his face and disagreed.
This film project is "July and Ansheng".
If Wu Qiang was present and heard that Little Yellow Duck didn't want to appear in this movie, he would definitely be shocked by his jaw.
This movie is very good, you should act it...... Wu Qiang will definitely convince the little yellow duck well.
However, Wu Qiang would never have thought that in fact, the little yellow duck didn't want to act, and it had an inseparable relationship with his big strong son.
"My dear sister, you must give me a good reason, or I will keep pestering you. SpongeBob is so entangled, and she knows it's annoying, but she thinks it's the best choice for her to star in this movie with Yellow Duck.
Sometimes that's it, calling.
The little yellow duck gave a reason.
"It's very simple, if I act, the whole movie will be ruined, understand? Ruined! Look at you, look at me again, Miss Ma, tell me honestly, you are a man, will you choose me or yourself? Not to mention anything else, even if it is this place, you look at it, compared to me, you are simply explosive!"
The little yellow duck pointed his finger on SpongeBob's chest, this action.
"Haha......" SpongeBob really couldn't help it and laughed.
Actually, it must be said that Ma Sichun's figure is just like that, and it is right to say that he is slim, but it definitely has nothing to do with being vigorous, and it doesn't even match at all.
It can be compared to the little yellow duck.
"I see... SpongeBob SquarePants smiled his trademark smile again.
Feelings, or if Little Yellow Duck thinks that he plays An Sheng, the actor actually likes her and doesn't like July, which is too nonsense.
But there's something different about it.
But the little yellow duck didn't want to elaborate, "Anyway, I admit it, you can do it, you can talk about me as much as you want, say that I am not confident, say that I am retreating, say how I am, it's okay, it doesn't matter, anyway, I just won't act." ”
What the little yellow duck didn't want to say was ...... Reality had a huge impact on her.
Wu Qiangbei!
Who else could it be, wouldn't this bastard just see that she was pretty, but she didn't have much of a chance with the little yellow duck.
Men are not like this, the male protagonist in "July and Ansheng", let's put it this way, if she plays the role of a little yellow duck, then the male protagonist is a big fool.
Well, it's too vulgar to say that, and the point is that the plot is too unreasonable.
Why does the actor like her?
If there was no Wu Qiang, Little Yellow Duck would not think like this, she was still so confident.
Of course, Ma Sichun can't know the relationship between Little Yellow Duck and Wu Qiang, and of course she can't understand that the reason why Little Yellow Duck doesn't want to play this role is because Big Qiangzi is too scumbag.
But Ma Sichun, SpongeBob SquarePants, is sometimes more tenacious, she thinks so, and in terms of movie preparation, she really thinks that the little yellow duck is very suitable.
Without him, as far as the current domestic Xiaohua is concerned, Little Yellow Duck is an actor with both acting skills and literary characteristics.
Yes, it's not good-looking, but he has starred in literary films and has been successful repeatedly.
That's telling.
So now......
"Let's go, let's go to the movies. ”
"Hey, you...... What's going on?"
"Isn't it, aren't you going to watch a movie?
"Then you ......"
"I want to see it too, can't I?"
"Don't tell me, my assistant's ticket is in your hands. ”
"Hahaha...... Don't blame your assistant, I introduced her to a handsome guy. ”
"Alas, the world is going down......"
The little yellow duck had no way, so he was pulled into the theater by Ma Sichun, the SpongeBob SquarePants.
"The Tuner" is a must-see, this is Wu Qiang's latest masterpiece, this is an on-demand screening, which is equivalent to seeing it in advance.
Seats were found, and two people sat in a row.
The tickets for the screening are still selling well, after all, Wu Qiang still has considerable appeal now, coupled with the topicality of this movie, adapted from the high-scoring micro movie "Tuner".
Moreover, there are also Yang Dami and Li Xin to help, as for that Wang Ou, she ...... Little Yellow Duck is really, I just heard some rumors about Sister Ou before, and I really don't have any fame.
Of course, we can't ignore many big Japanese stars, and Takeshi Kitano's name is very powerful.
The people who come to see the screening are generally fans who pay more attention to the dynamics of this movie, and it is normal for this scene to be full.
The two of them could only speak more quietly, for fear of being recognized.
"Little Yellow Duck, why do you say Wu Qiang made this movie? I remember that he said on his neck before that this movie is for an actress's dream. ”
As soon as this question came out, the little yellow duck was...
"SpongeBob SquarePants, I don't know. ”
Well, calling each other by nicknames is also a matter of courtesy.
In fact, Little Yellow Duck knows why Wu Qiang made this movie and who the actress is.
Of course, that's what Sister Ou said.
When I was in Japan, Sister Ou fought very well with Yang Dami and Li Xin.
In order to stimulate Sister Ou, Yang Dami said this.
"This movie, hehe...... Wu Qiang made it for me, yes, I'm really not a heroine, but this movie is just to realize my dream, how about it? ”
This is Yang Dami's original words, Sister Ou swears to the sky that she will never be mistaken.
The little yellow duck can see from Sister Ou's expression that Sister Ou is definitely on the verge of vomiting blood.
So......
This movie, adapted from the micro-film "The Tuner", is for Yang Dami's dream?
Sure enough, men value their figures.
The little yellow duck couldn't help but hurt himself, his own ...... Look down, it's a certainty.
SpongeBob SquarePants naturally doesn't know about her psychological changes, and the movie is about to start.
The strange label of Big Hadron Film and Television appeared, and then it was Takeshi Kitano, and after that, it finally came...
Bang Bang Bang!
When the curtain is dark, there is applause, and then the picture appears, and what you see is a piano, and as the camera zooms out, many viewers are applauding.
It seems to be a piano performance, or a competition.
Not long after, a man in a black dress appeared, it was Wu Qiang.
Obviously, everyone understands that Wu Qiang should be the hero, and he should be playing piano music now.
When this scene appeared, SpongeBob SquarePants couldn't help but say, "It seems to be the same as a micro-movie." ”
That's right, but the little yellow duck reminded, "It's obviously Japan." ”
Japan?
After SpongeBob heard this, he couldn't help but suddenly think, yes, the details can be seen.
A lot of the audience is very short, and, although there is no Japanese writing, some etiquette is very cumbersome, plus the feelings are Japanese brands, and wow, there is also a flash of kana on the score.
Through these detailed shots, the background is introduced, and it is also distinguished from micro-films.
You must know that this movie is adapted from a micro-movie, since it is an adaptation, or it is said publicly, then, of course, it is necessary to follow some elements in the micro-film.
There is a good saying, adaptation is not random editing...
Wu Qiang's lens design here can be said to pay tribute to the original micro-film.
And next......
Dangdang!
When Wu Qiang, the pianist, sat down to play, many camera details had been exposed, and he was extremely nervous.
It's very slow to sit down, and the palms of your hands are sweaty, and you won't even step on your feet.
Fail!
Nervousness leads to failure, this time ...
Ani?
This contestant's husband?
Should I call an ambulance?
The scene was chaotic, there was a lot of Japanese, mixed with Chinese, which made people understand that this should be in Japan, and there were Chinese people among them.
Before Wu Qiang fell, his whole body was spinning, especially when he kept blinking his eyes, as if he couldn't see.
Could it be that he is blind?
As soon as the camera turned, three words were displayed on the black screen.
Three years later.
When the screen comes back on, it's a door, and when it opens...
Nozomi Sasaki.
Pretty Japanese girl, and in front of a man in sunglasses.
Wu Qiang.
At this point, everyone watching the movie can't help but make a mistake.
Wu Qiang's "Tuner", is the actor really blind?
PS: Don't worry, everyone, I'll write it slowly, thank you.