Chapter 134: Prostrate under his jeans

ended the unpleasant meeting, Shaokun rushed to Lu Jiyun's house non-stop. The Lu family was brightly lit, obviously waiting for some uninvited guest. The old god Lu Jiyun was sitting on the sofa, looking at the man who was out of breath and drinking tea with a teacup, "What are you doing, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?" With your size, you have to slow down when crossing the Nai Ho Bridge, don't accidentally fall down, and you won't even have a chance to reincarnate. ”

"I'm used to being stimulated by you now, and if you don't have a bad tongue on me one day, I'm not used to it. Shaokun looked at Lu Jiyun shyly, squeezed his eyebrows, and smiled maliciously, "Ji Yun, I have earth-shattering news to tell you, but you have to be mentally prepared first, I'm afraid that if your little heart can't bear it and faints, Jiarong will take my life at that time." ”

Lu Jiyun took a sip of tea slowly, then smiled sarcastically, and said slowly, "The two of them are going to get married, why should I faint in surprise." It's not like I'm going to be the groom, it's really weird for you to say that. ”

"You, you, you, how do you know. Shaokun had an expression like seeing a ghost, and looked at Lu Jiyun who was as indifferent as the wind in horror.

"Oh, the secret of heaven must not be revealed. And, if I'm expecting correctly, they should have a wedding soon. Well, it shouldn't be more than a month, half a month is the most likely, after all, there is still to prepare for the wedding. I'll definitely get an invitation to the wedding when the time comes. He turned his head to look at the depressed Le Jiarong, "Jiarong, do you want to go to the wedding? If you want, we will go, if you don't want to, we won't go." ”

Shaokun couldn't manage his expression smoothly, and his jaw was about to be frightened, "Big brother, people invite you to get married, can you still go." Even if there is a big sorrow and resentment, marriage is a major event in life, and it will be too inauthentic to release pigeons at this time. ”

Lu Jiyun looked at him for a while, and said lightly, "Shaokun, do you think I look like a Buddha who purifies all living beings?"

"If you have that compassionate heart, if anyone says you're a Buddha, it's an insult to the Buddha. Just your coffin-like face and poisonous mouth are clearly the rakshasas of hell. Haha, I still think I'm a Buddha, this is really the best laugh I've ever heard... Words. ”

Looking at the face that wanted to smile or not, Shaokun's demonic laughter became smaller and smaller, and finally he simply closed his mouth in admittance.

"Say, why don't you continue. Lu Jiyun held a modest attitude, "You can continue to talk highly, and I will listen to you." ”

Shaokun laughed dryly, "Today's moonlight is good, and the moon and stars almost blinded me." ”

Le Jiarong looked up at the window, and saw a little shadow of stars in the dark sky. She couldn't help sighing, and said angrily, "Shaokun, I haven't seen you for a few days, your ability to open your eyes and tell nonsense is becoming more and more perfect, is it enough to give you six or six likes!"

"Enough is enough," Shaokun wittily chose to put an end to this increasingly deviant topic, lest he be abused to death by this unscrupulous fiancΓ© later. He reluctantly put on a serious appearance, "Then when they get married, will you go or not?"

Le Jiarong thought about it, and finally shook his head, "If you don't go, the province will add chaos." ”

"There has to be a reason, you can't tear your face because of these little things. After all, everyone will not look up and look down in the future, and it will not look good if it is too stiff, you say yes. ”

"We'll go on a business trip when the time comes. Lu Jiyun smiled faintly, "This time is relatively busy, you can take this opportunity to rest and rest." ”

Shaokun only felt that his teeth were about to be soured, "I said that you are enough, is it interesting to sprinkle dog food every day? You're really lacking in virtue!"

Pretending to be stubborn, looking at Lu Jiyun's smiling eyes, he decisively confessed and ran away.

"I've brought the words, and it's your business what to do when you come down. The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, so I won't stand here to be an eyesore. Let's go, don't miss me too much. ”

Shaokun felt that he must have done something sorry for Lu Jiyun in his previous life, and he would be unconditionally and bottomless for him in this life. Alas, what kind of do I encounter every day, handsome guys like handsome guys, beautiful women like beautiful women, he is such a big shining gold, why are those people blind and can't appreciate his light.

He sighed several times in self-pity, and the loud ringtone of his mobile phone rescued him from his compassion. He answered the phone without looking, "Hello, I'm Shaokun, who are you?"

"Who do you say I am, can't you remember your mother's number?

Shaokun's head suddenly became as big as a fight, and he hurriedly begged for mercy, "Mom, I'm sorry I was wrong." ”

"You unfilial son, when can you bring me a girlfriend back. Uncle Wang of the next house, everyone's grandsons are three years old, and you Uncle Liu, other people's daughters are three years younger than you and now they are married, and you Aunt Chu..."

"Wait, wait, mom, how do you know so much about other people's affairs, and those who don't know think you're other people's mothers. Since you're so interested in matchmaking, why don't you open a marriage agency and I'll invest in you?"

"What's going on? What do you say! Are you itching again? Don't talk to him. I'm going to ask you one last time today, when are you going to get married, and when are you going to let me hold my grandson!"

Shaokun said weakly, "I'm still young now, and I'm still working hard to start a business, so I really don't have time to fall in love." ”

"Okay, I'll give you another week, if you don't bring me a girlfriend, you won't have to come back again!"

Shaokun was shocked, "Mom, are you going to sweep me out of the house?" Mom, I'm your own son, you can't treat me so ruthlessly! Besides, I have no plans to run away from home. No, I'm going to talk to my dad. ”

"It's useless to look for your father, I don't care about your reason for this or that, in short, if you don't bring my girlfriend back to me, you don't have to go back to this house. ”

Shaokun looked at the hung up phone with a confused expression, and after hesitating for two seconds, he slapped the steering wheel and changed the direction of travel.

Looking at Shaokun, who went back and forth and had a dish-faced face, Le Jiarong and Lu Jiyun looked at each other, what kind of wind did this man smoke, he didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and used him as a bar.

"What the hell is going on with you?"

"Ji Yun, you go to sleep, leave me alone, let me borrow here for a night. ”

"Are you taking me to this hotel?"

Shaokun raised his head and smiled stupidly, "Then do you want me to pay you for the room?"

Lu Jiyun wanted to get rid of this neuropathy, but seeing the fragmentary sadness in his eyes, he really couldn't open his mouth. "Okay, don't be poor, what's wrong, let you be so down. ”

"It's nothing, it's just that my mom kicked me out and said that if I don't bring a girlfriend back, I won't go home. Shaokun grabbed his hair painfully, "Where do you say I'm going to find a woman for her." ”

Lu Jiyun shrugged, "I'm sorry, I can't help this." ”

"You are handsome, as long as you go to that station, there will naturally be girls rushing in front of you. I remember when we went to school, we just went to the cafeteria for a meal, my obedient, looking around, they are all women who secretly send autumn waves to you. You just have to smile at people, and they will be willing to crawl under your jeans. The one who chases you the most is the flower of the English department, she..."

Lu Jiyun looked at Le Jiarong's secretive eyes, and wanted to beat up this dead fat man, saving him from chewing his tongue like a gossip, which would ruin his peace. Lu Jiyun coughed heavily, interrupting the dead fat man's tirade.

"Why do you cough so badly, are you sick? Do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?"

Le Jiarong said with a smile, "It's okay, he was just choked by saliva just now, you can continue." What happened to the English department?"

Lu Jiyun took a deep look at Shaokun, but Shaokun was drunk and hazy at this time, but he didn't see the deep light in his eyes.

"The department flowers called our dormitory twice in three days, not only the flowers of the English department, but also the flowers of several departments all had different thoughts about Ji Yun. Hey, a chance encounter today, a chance encounter tomorrow, how can there be so many chance encounters in the world, it's clearly deliberate. However, the pursuit of the English department is the most fierce. I'm dripping, it's so hot. ”

Le Jiarong's eyes lit up with a raging fire of gossip, and she asked excitedly, "How did she pursue it, you can tell me specifically." ”

"I'll tell you..."

Lu Jiyun coughed heavily twice, and couldn't bear to say, "If you want to spend the night, go to bed early!"

"I'm not sleepy right now, I'll sleep later. Wow, Ji Yun, have you fallen off the altar now, you have learned to care about people, when did you become so humane. Thanks, I'm a little flattered today. ”

Concerned about him, he obviously wanted him to shut up and stop talking nonsense, didn't he see that Jiarong's eyes were already faintly unkind when he looked at her?

This guy is causing trouble for him today, can he kick him out and act as if he doesn't know him!

"It's okay, you don't have to worry about him, and then say, how did Tiehua pursue, did they kiss, hug, and then have a night of love?"

Lu Jiyun, who was going to ignore them and go back to the room to rest, was frightened, he turned around and looked at Le Jiarong who was smiling, his smile was a little distorted.

"Jiarong, you..." can you not be so shocked?

Le Jiarong just made a small joke, but he didn't expect Shaokun to answer seriously, "The speed is not so fast, after all, Ji Yun is not romantic, and he will hit a home run not so fast." ”

"Not so fast?" means it's still a home run?

Lu Jiyun gritted his teeth with hatred, he walked over quickly, Le Jiarong stood in front of Shaokun before he destroyed the corpse, and asked with a smile, "How far have they progressed?"

Shaokun didn't know that the danger was approaching, he looked at those very smiling eyes with drunken eyes, and said stupidly, "One day Tiehua pretended to trip and fell, Ji Yun helped her, and she wanted to take advantage of the situation to throw herself into Ji Yun's arms." Unexpectedly, Ji Yun's guy didn't know what pity Xiang Xiangyu was, so he staggered in a flash, and watched Tiehua fall and eat. ”