"What's your name?"

"I don't have a big name, and the people in the village call me stupid. ”

"You're not a local, are you? ”

"I am from Hebei and came here to build a temple. ”

"Then you have accumulated great virtue!"

Wang Li sat behind Silly Gen's 'Twenty-Eight Kick', and the two had the first conversation in this movie.

"Hehe......" The laughter of the fans is sparse, obviously, the understanding of a female thief and such a simple silly boy is different.

In fact, Wang Li here already has the feeling of treating Silly Gen as a younger brother, and there is no restraint between words, in fact, this is an implied element, that is, Silly Gen is a person, simple, clean, and easy for anyone to get close to him.

And in order to cultivate this feeling of sister and brother, Zhang Jingchu took the initiative to chat with Silly Gen and get closer, and the result was very good, and it didn't take a day to become good friends.

In Zhang Jingchu's words to Wu Xiang, 'This Baoqiang is a stupid root, much better than you as a director!'

Wu Xiang was innocently shot, but he couldn't do anything.

gave Wang Li a demon pestle, and asked the accountant for money, and the fool was ready to go home, and the scene of the man and the wolf naturally came out.

"......" For this shot, fans don't understand it now, because it's really hard to imagine, how can people be so harmonious with wolves?

Not bad!

Wu Xiang sighed that no one could see that the wolf in it was actually a second-class husky.

"Hahaha...... "However, they soon put the shot down for the time being, because the thieves group had a meeting.

Yan Ni was dressed as an ordinary middle-aged woman with a red hat on her head, and pushed the door in.

"Why don't you wear your hat?" said to Xiao Ye played by Li Bingbing.

"You don't look good when you wear it. Xiao Ye was very playful and learned a dialect from Yan Ni.

"You ......" Yan Ni is so angry. But there was no real seizure, just a whisper, 'Melon girl!'

Or is it important to get down to business, "By the way, tell a few of you, don't approach Uncle Li casually after getting in the car......"

"Hahaha......" The fans laughed constantly, because this paragraph is so interesting, everyone is basically speaking in dialects, especially Huang Xiaoming, that Shandong dialect is very interesting, and when Uncle Li said the sentence 'This time it is. The first is to train the team in actual combat, and the second is to investigate the ...... of newcomers, until 'we are all from all over the world, and we come together for the same goal......

"Hahaha......" This laughter is even more powerful.

The classic sentence quoted by Wu Xiang here is actually just a response to the occasion. The main reason is that these thieves are from all over the motherland, and he really didn't expect such a 'laughing fruit'.

In fact. Learn from the advanced experience of advanced collectives. This is the case even if it is a group of thieves, Wu Xiang swears to the sky, he still has great respect for the chairman, and he definitely has more merit than demerit!

This scene was not seen until the gold watch appeared. These people are not simple human beings, which also gives fans a greater desire to watch @.

Wang Bo returned to Wang Li's side, and he also threw Huang Yubo's wallet, and then everyone was ready to get in the car. It's just that when Huang Yubo appeared, some fans let out exclamations and laughter because they didn't expect it.

Huang Yubo, this guy is even more ugly after he has the artistic bonus......

"Hahaha......" But soon, laughter erupted again.

"Hey~ Which of you are thieves! Stand up and show my fellow countryman......"

It is likely that fans have never seen such a stupid one, if this is in the Northeast, it is really called a 'tiger', dare to say that he has so much money at the train station, this is very lacking.

Naturally, Wang Li came out to help, and Wang Bo also came over, but at this time, Wang Bo was more interested in the 60,000 yuan on Silly Genna.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Bo completed the first fight with Uncle Li, who was still a cultural person at this time, naturally did not take any advantage, and he was also a very wretched, a little intellectual.

"Big brother, you say it's a thief, doesn't look like it at all?"

"You still don't admit that you lack the eyes of the heart, and the thief will engrave the words on his head?"

"Why are you like my fellow countryman, thinking that people are so bad. ”

Wang Li interjected, "People's hearts are separated from the belly, and the heart of harming people is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable." ”

Wang Bo patted Silly Gen's shoulder again at this time, pulling him in front of his eyes, "Look at me, don't I look like a thief?"

"You're not a thief, you're just a little bit of a despise me. Silly replied immediately.

"Hahaha......" This time caused a burst of laughter, and the stupid words were very real.

"You don't look like a thief! Look at your eldest sister, is she a thief?" Wang Bo directly put down such a sentence.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Wang Li is going to be angry with Wang Bo.

"I see you're looking more and more like a good guy, a great good guy. Wang Bo's words are basically the answer.

But at this time, the stupid root is angry, and he is angry!

"Eldest sister, eldest sister is a good person! Eldest sister is a thief! I pluck out my eyeballs! I am a talker!"

After this scene, the ecosystem of this sheep and two wolves is balanced again.

"Look at you, what kind of culture do you have to pretend to be, what kind of culture are you?"

"Nonsense! As long as I look like this, I don't pretend to be Sven, and I don't have to go a few steps before the police come up and interrogate me, do you believe it or not?"

"Hahaha......"

Yan Ni's second thief and Sun Honglei's Uncle Li This rivalry naturally attracted bursts of laughter, and now it is rare to complain about himself so much, and to be so ruthless in self-blackening, the key is that it is very in line with Sun Honglei's characteristics, not like a good person.

In this scene, there is also the open and secret battle between Yan Ni and Li Bingbing, just like fighting the junior in the main room, and in the end, he really started to do it!

"Wow!"

This is an action scene between two women, the action speed is fast, and the posture is very soft, and the fans who watch it are addicted.

Because Yan Ni played the two thieves, the fight here. The shooting is even more interesting, Wu Xiang has also put a lot of effort here, and the effect of the shooting is much better than the original.

"Do you still have me in your hearts?!" Uncle Li's words resolved this battle, but the battle on this train has just begun!

Next, the plot of the whole movie is developed according to the original Feng Xiaogang's script, and Uncle Li's classic lines appear frequently.

"What is the most precious thing in the twenty-first century?"

"What?"

"Talent!"

......"My surname is Hu Mingli, and the brothers on the road give face." Call me Uncle Li, dare to ask which way you are an immortal?"

...... "I would have set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch." ”

...... "Organized, undisciplined!"

And so on and so forth, these classic quotes. Almost every time it comes out, it will make fans burst into laughter. And the scene of Uncle Li peeling raw eggs by hand attracted an exclamation. This can be said to be a unique skill.

Of course. This is a computer stunt, even if one person can do it, then Sun Honglei can practice this unique skill, it will be too time-consuming.

It's just that Wu Xiang listened to this laughter. I have some emotion in my heart, because these lines, although they are performed, are not the same as the original Uncle Ge. But this is also written by Feng Xiaogang, and it is not in the original book, that is, Feng Xiaogang who fans bought it, not himself. But on the other hand, this "No Thieves in the World" can be regarded as a cooperation between myself and Director Feng, although this cooperation is a little unpleasant, but the result is still good.

The plot developed very quickly, and gradually, Wang Bo, the 'wolf', underwent some changes, and his body became more and more human, until he knew that he was about to become a father, and he finally made up his mind what to do!

One fight after another, until they got on the top of the train and fought each other, and after that, it was finally time for the 'thief to lose a look'!

Uncle Li paved a way for Wang Bo and Silly Gen, if the two of them want to break through, they must also break through, but don't you care if you want to smash the baby's water bottle?

Wang Bo was separated from Silly Gen for a moment, but it was just such a moment, when he crossed the conductor who was selling things, and hit Xiao Ye again, and when he caught up with Silly Gen, the train had already left the tunnel.

It's dawn!

You've lost!

The last battle of "......" attracted the attention of all the fans, who didn't laugh, just watched there.

Wu Xiang made a simple observation, and it was okay, no one had extra expressions, which showed that his script was successfully adapted.

That's right, that's it, and it's a success, because Wu Xiang's adaptation is to make everyone feel that this plot is reasonable, and since it's 'reasonable', there is naturally no special reflection.

To be honest, if this paragraph is not changed, it is nothing to shoot it like that, but Wu Xiang himself can't pass this level, he still hopes that fans can watch Wu Xiang's version of "No Thieves in the World" a few more times.

"Uncle Li can sue you responsibly, Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are very strict!" Sun Honglei's line is much more fierce than Uncle Ge's, as long as he puts his face on the plate, then anyone is afraid when he looks at it.

But then, the fans laughed again.

"Hit, hit, hit, hit......" Chef Fan wore a mask and a big tongue

"I'm most annoyed by you, these robbers, they don't have any technical content at all. ”

Uncle Li, who was still very angry just now, has already been put a gun on his head!

Needless to say, this is an action arranged by the second thief Yan Ni on her own initiative, but there are a lot of jokes.

"Big brother, wait a while, I'm going to rob you. IP, IC, IQ card, pass notice sù password ...... "Chef Fan's big tongue is very vivid, he saw Zhang Jingchu, but as soon as these words came out, the theater burst into laughter.

"Hahaha......"

In fact, this paragraph was really not written by Feng Xiaogang.

"Report the robbery!" Wang Bo also raised his hand to speak, "No IQ card!"

"Why, why not?"

"I have IQ, you don't. ”

"Give me yours, I, won't I have it?"

"Here you go, you, you can't use it. "Wang Bo is very bad, he has already begun to learn to speak.

"Give me the password, and I'll use it!"

"No password, IQ is IQ!"

"What's IQ? ”

"IQ is the brain. ”

"Oh, that's stupid! He said you don't have a brain. "Feng Yuan is fighting for it, he doesn't have any sissy yet.

"You, you don't have a brain!" Chef Fan scolded his own people, but he was very smooth.

"What are you scolding me for? What are you scolding me for?" the place is starting to get a little bit of a sissy, "it's he who says you don't have a brain." ”

Then, Chef Fan finally understood that he was going to cut people with the axe, but he saw something, a bag.

"Hand, what's in your hand?"

"Money!"

"Bring it!"

"This is my filial piety to my father. ”

"I'm your dad now!"

With an axe, the paper bag with the money fell naturally.

"Big brother, he's playing tricks on me!" Chef Fan felt that he had been deceived, "This, this is paper money for the dead!"

"Hahaha......" laughs in this film, and the fans outside also laugh, this is really interesting, but more interesting is still to come.

"Don't laugh! Don't laugh! We're robbing here!" Feng Yuanzheng completely exploded at this time, the lotus finger, that tone, it was simply amazing.

"Hahahaha......" Many fans are about to laugh and lie down, this part is so interesting.

This scene is completely what Chef Fan and Feng Yuanzheng think, Wu Xiang didn't interfere much on the side, he was just a request, how funny are you coming.

A girl next to Chef Fan was smiling a little more, she had been with the artist Huang Bo before.

"Hey, do you think this thing is interesting?" This is another classic line, and Chef Fan seems to be interested in beautiful girls.

"And do you know what this is?"

"Axe. ”

"Waist, waist, what's hidden on your waist?"

"Nothing, don't believe it, you touch. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, she let me touch it. "Chef Fan's smile is so powerful.

"Hahahaha......" The people in the screening room couldn't laugh, which was the result of a concentrated burst of laughter.

"Did you touch it?

Chef Fan was stupid, his whole face felt like he was about to cry.

"What?" Feng Yuanzheng came over and asked.

"Guns!"

At the same time, the policewoman took out and grabbed it against the gang of robbers.

"Oh Mom!" (To be continued......)

PS: Thank you for the reward from Brother hzwangdd again, thank you very much!The second chapter is sent today.,There's another chapter at night.,The black car slept very late yesterday.,I want to go out and change my brain.,I hope you can understand.,Thank you for your support!