Chapter 3: Fortune Needle
Walking into the classroom, it was already overcrowded, which was expected, who let our Chinese medicine hospital department have a top school flower.
"Little San, here. ”
"Second child, you came early. ”
Li Hansha followed the sound to the back row, and Qian Kailu, who was a close friend and roommate, moved his fat buttocks, and one seat became two.
"When there are beautiful women, and you can still look at them openly, I am naturally the second brother...... Actively want to get on!" Qian Kailu smiled cheaply, and his small eyes looked at the group of beauties in the front row.
"Sister Wu's neck is like a white swan, it's so good-looking, Yun Xiaoniu is wearing a purple bandeau for the first time, from the back visual inspection plus the hyperbolic law, it is definitely 32B!"
"Ah, I'm going to die, Xu Meiren actually smiled at me, my little heart, puff puff ......" Qian Kailu fat pig put his arm around Li Hansha, and his excited little eyes lit up.
Xu Luoxi smiled back at Li Hansha and electrocuted a group of male livestock.
"She's saying hello to me. ”
Li Hansha sighed, brother, actually, I really don't want to hit you.
Professor Mo walked in and saw that one of his most proud students was actually sitting at the back with the pig.
After a normal lecture, the conversation changed: "In the past few days, "Traditional Chinese Medicine, Acupuncture", some ancient acupuncture methods have been additionally mentioned, Li Hansha, tell me your understanding." ”
What's going on?
However, this kind of pediatrics is difficult to stop my brother, and he said loudly at the moment:
"Since the teacher asks questions, students casually talk about their understanding, and the most famous ones that have been passed down to this day are 'Thirteen Needles of Ghost Gate', 'Taiyi Divine Needle' and 'Huiyang Nine Needles'. ”
"Take the thirteen needles of the ghost gate as an example, after the acupuncture, the heart meridian is passed, the hundred orifices are opened, the disease is dispelled, and the evil spirits are never recurred, which can be called a medical miracle, but now, there are very few people who know this acupuncture, why is this happening?"
Professor Mo frowned: "Although these acupuncture methods have their own records, they mostly appear in folk Chinese medicine families, and they all have unpredictable effects in word of mouth, and the actual situation is really difficult to say. ”
"What the teacher taught is that it is like 'Taiyi Divine Needle', its origin is inconsistent in every historical record, Zixia Cave Taoist passed it to Han Yifeng, so who passed it on to the Taoist? No one knows, plus it has the name of 'all big and small illnesses should not be cured by needles', it is even more unbelievable, what is the actual situation? Students think that if they find the right way, they may really have such an effect......
Professor Mo's face turned ugly, why did he talk more and more unlikely?
"Hahaha, it's really a big fool, there is really such a curative effect, our Chinese medicine has long been popular in the world, where is there any Western medicine. ”
"You've read too many novels, haven't you?"
Most of the people below laughed at it, and this top talented student in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine made everyone feel that it was nothing more than that.
There was no ridicule, only two.
One person is Qian Kailu, and his eyes showed a look of worry, what's wrong with the sand?
The other person is Xu Luoxi, who is beautiful and incomparably smart, and the key is to work so hard, not only did he not fascinate him, but he couldn't even win every exam, subconsciously, he had already formed a habit, that is, her stupid brother was very powerful!
Li Hansha smiled confidently: "The empty hole may not be windless, the legend may be true, few people know the ancient acupuncture method today, that is because these acupuncture methods have basic requirements...... 'luck needle'!"
"I also use my luck sword to fly, and the sword flies, sure enough, high-achieving students are crazy!"
"This kid is crazy about martial arts. ”
In the midst of everyone's uproar, a gleam flashed in Mo Lao's eyes, and there was a trace of eagerness on Gu Jing Wubo's face.
"Do you know that you have seen a needle of luck?"
"My grandfather can do it, actually, now I can do it too. Li Hansha was proud.
The students below burst into laughter.
"Since you can 'use the Qi Luck Needle', it means that you have practiced the True Qi, then will you be able to use the Six-Vein Divine Sword and the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending?
laughed at the one who watched the martial arts go crazy, and in a blink of an eye, he substituted himself into it.
"Although these mastery techniques are made up, in the final analysis, they are different methods of operation of true qi, and it may be possible to display them one day. Li Hansha saw that this time was different from the past, and smiled lightly.
"Hahaha, classmates, what did I hear? Even if someone really does, it should be a professor who has been immersed in Chinese medicine all his life before he can show it, how old is Li Hansha? This is the biggest joke I heard today!"
"Ibid!"
"This palace seconded!"
……
Li Hansha sighed in his heart, he was wrong, people who had not been in contact with that world could never believe this, just like he had never known before.
The frog at the bottom of the well can only see the sky at the mouth of the well, so naturally it cannot experience the thirst of the bird.
"The more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes, show your hand to prove it. Seeing Li Hansha's divine Taoism, some classmates were suspicious.
Li Hansha nodded: "Then let you open your eyes!"
"Who wants to come up and be a guinea pig, no, volunteer to let Li Hansha get two stitches and experience it?" the professor hurriedly asked.
The classmates looked at each other, and the old professor had a watt in his head? Who is okay, would let a crazy person get two stitches?
The professor is old, it's time to retire, right?
"I'm willing!" Xu Luoxi suddenly stood up and walked up directly.
There was silence below, and after a few seconds, the voices rang out one after another: "I do, I want to ......"
The tall and mighty Lei Sen squeezed open a passage, fought a bloody way, walked up to the stage and grinned at Xu Luoxi, showing his white teeth, and stretched out his hand: "Come and prick me!"
"What are you from a sports department doing here?" the students were very dissatisfied.
"If you're not convinced, come to me after school, let's go it alone or I'll pick one of you!" Rayson gave his middle finger.
"Students, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, the school flower belongs to the department of our traditional Chinese medicine hospital, we will unite and do what the hell ......"
There was a sudden silence all around, and they all looked at this person with a look like a dead man.
Ya, if you want to die, don't pull us up, besides, although Xu Xiaohua majored in traditional Chinese medicine, she also studied music and ancient literature, and the other two departments did not speak, so you are in a hurry.
Raisen, opened a taekwondo gym in a prime location outside the school, he is a black belt coach himself, in the city college friendship competition, there are few opponents, eight abdominal muscles and the mermaid line, and it is also the existence of the screaming of the math girl, but he once said that no matter how beautiful other women are, they are just vases, only Xu Luoxi is different, she is a beauty.
Those suitors who came closer to the woman are said to be lying in the hospital.
Xu Luoxi rolled up his sleeves, revealed his bully Xue Hao's wrist, and stretched out to Li Hansha's chest: "Tie mine." ”
Pig's trotters and red crispy hands, fools will also choose to have both color and flavor.
Dragged Xu Luoxi's arm with his left hand, feeling the smoothness, smelling the virgin body fragrance in his nose, and his heart fluttered slightly.
The silver needle in his right hand was just about to be pierced, but Rayson was unhappy, and glared: "Boy, prick a needle, don't you have to grab her hand, right?"
"What if it is not fixed and pierced in the wrong place? Besides, she has no opinion herself, do you have an opinion?" Li Hansha pinched the boneless incense arm and said lightly.
If it was before, he would still be afraid of this person, but after getting the ancestral inheritance, he no longer took Rayson to heart.
"Yes, yes, you have been holding me like this all my life, and I will not have an opinion. Xu Luoxi smiled.
"Good, good!" Rayson's eyes almost burst into flames.
Li Hansha's right hand moved, and the silver needle had pierced into the Quze acupoint on Xu Luoxi's arm.
The next moment.
"Hey, it's amazing, swollen, numb. Xu Luoxi winked at Li Hansha and stuck out his tongue playfully.
Li Hansha was speechless for a moment, this was just an ordinary needle, and there was no true qi attached to it at all.
Pretend, you can really pretend, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can pretend.
I'm really worried about the students who are pursuing this girl.
Immediately, the egg hurt, after all, the two were set to kiss by two drunkards, and it is estimated that the two old men themselves have forgotten, as far as she remembers!
The old professor saw something, stepped forward, and crossed his arm: "Come, stab me!"
Li Hansha nodded, his expression solemn.
The old professor is already in his prime, he should have retired a long time ago to enjoy the blessings of Qingfu, he couldn't lose traditional Chinese medicine, he was rehired by the school, and the hospital affiliated to the school occasionally had difficult diseases, and he went to sit in person, for such a person, he respected him from the bottom of his heart.
Sticking a needle on the professor's arm, secretly injecting his ascetic Aoki True Qi into it, but it is hidden and does not appear, and it will slowly work in the next month, making him feel a little cool in this hot season.
Then he didn't think about it, turned around and stabbed Rayson fiercely.
Lei Sen was shocked, and instinctively squeezed his fist to Li Hansha's armpit, and raised his leg to make a side kick.
As soon as his fist tightened, he was grabbed by Li Hansha, pushed and pulled, and Tai Chi pushed his hand.
Rayson stumbled off the podium, and after reacting, looking at the ridicule in the other party's eyes, Rayson, the big man, instantly blushed.
"It's not as good as a woman, what kind of hero is it?
"Boy, you wait for me!" Although he was caught off guard, Lei Sen couldn't afford to lose this face, in Mo Lao's class, no matter how bold he was, he didn't dare to do it directly, put down a cruel word, and left in embarrassment.
"So handsome, Li Hansha, I love you......" A girl screamed.
The male classmates next to her couldn't look at it: "Senior sister, he has a girlfriend, why don't you consider me?"
"While playing, what's wrong with people having girlfriends? I'm willing to be a little one, look at you, your eyes are dark, your face is yellow, your fingers are calloused, let's go with you!"
Those who study medicine are really not vegetarians, and every sentence goes straight to the point.
Such a show of love, although it was a joke, also made Li Hansha slightly embarrassed, a smile flashed at the corner of Xu Luoxi's mouth, and he pulled Li Hansha's sleeve: "Li Hansha, I ......"
Li Hansha is cold, it's not good, if this little goblin courtes on the spot, how can I refuse?
"I want to ask you to have dinner together in the evening, since your grandfather and grandson left the capital, we haven't eaten together for 12 years, 3 months and 27 days. ”
Li Hansha was about to refuse, but looking at the look of anticipation in Xu Luoxi's eyes, he nodded softly in his heart.
"Then we're done. Xu Luoxi was pleasantly surprised, this was the first time he promised himself after rejecting himself 99 times.
The old professor suddenly said: "There seems to be nothing special about your needle except for the accurate recognition of acupoints and the swiftness of the needle. ”
There was a burst of boos from below.
After the professor's authoritative test, it has no effect at all.
The old professor shook his head and said, forget it, the joke will end here, there is a faint disappointment in his heart, I can't imagine that my favorite student has such a frivolous side.
Li Hansha was about to explain when the school bell rang.
Qian Kailu grabbed Li Hansha and walked outside the school.
"Little San, my brother has slept together for four years, I know how many hairs you have, this is a big deal, can't you get it back?"
"I said that you are a hair control, drilling into women's piles every day, counting their eyebrows addicted?"
"You don't understand this, do you? The most romantic thing between men and women is the thrush, I like to count the eyebrows, in fact, it has the same effect, saying that you have been riding this bicycle for four years, and you don't change it?"
An untimely sneer rang out: "Just his poor and sour appearance, willing to change?"