Chapter 22: Shall We Be Reasonable?
"Comrade Lin Hao, please go back with me to make a confession and cooperate with my work. Fang Yan said very formally.
"Comrade policeman, I feel that my body has not recovered and I cannot cooperate with you to complete my work, so I ask for a few more days of rest. Lin Hao lay on the hospital bed, put all the needles and threads on himself, and pretended to be seriously ill.
"Who said that the dragon is alive just now, and who said that you can eat a cow?" Fang Yan revealed Lin Hao's Haikou just now.
Lin Hao knew that he was at a loss this time, so he had to look at An Lena, who was peeling apples on the side, for help.
An Liana opened her mouth to persuade: "Yanyan, don't embarrass him." Aren't you going to take a confession here?"
"You little girl, you elbow out every time. Ay. Fang Yan sighed, convinced by An Lena's good temper.
The three of them lined up with benches to interrogate Lin Hao and make a confession.
"I said, you are three sessions. Can you be a little sympathetic, I'm a wounded. I'm a hero of the fight against violence. Lin Hao protested loudly.
"It's not up to you to be a hero or not, I want to investigate and investigate!" Fang Yan's face was serious. "What did you do last night, be honest, say one by one, and don't miss anything. ”
Lin Hao could only lie on the bed and explain honestly: "After separating from you last night, I first planned to secretly go to Nana's house for one night, of course I didn't plan to do anything. ”
"Yes. After you separated from us last night, you secretly returned to Nana's house, intending to sneak in and plot evil. Fang Yan recorded it seriously.
"Hey, it's not like that, you're making a false confession, you're going to give in, I'm not going to give in, you die. Lin Hao protested loudly.
"Stop talking nonsense, go on!" Fang Yan snapped the snatch on the table, the meaning was self-evident.
"The janitor didn't let me in, but it made me angry. Lin Hao seemed to have returned to yesterday and said through gritted teeth.
"I was about to sneak in when I was spotted by the security guard, I injured him and ran away in a hurry, thinking about coming back another day. Yes, go on!"
"I had to go back to my wife's house because I didn't have a home of my own. Lin Hao said this, looking at Bai Yuyan pitifully: "
But my wife's dog is too fierce. I didn't want to wake my wife, so I secretly left again. ”
"I like to live a chic life without a fixed place, and I will break into the house and insult women when I have nothing to do. Last night, I went to Bai Yuyan's house again, planning to attack her while she was asleep, but I didn't want to fight but was discovered by the rhubarb guarding the door, and I hurriedly fled. ”
"In the end, I really didn't have anywhere to go, so I went to the bar for a drink. Lin Hao had already been defeated by them, and he didn't bother to care.
"I really couldn't find a chance to take advantage of them, so I had to go to the nightclub and have a good time. Fang Yan read while writing.
"I saw a girl and I fell in love at first sight and we fell in love. ”
"When I saw a girl who was very beautiful, I struck up a conversation with a dead face, and finally she couldn't stand it anymore and agreed to dance with me. ”
"Just then five thugs came to harass the woman, and I beat them up. ”
"Finally, a well-meaning spectator couldn't stand me anymore and came to warn me to let the girl go, and I beat them up. ”
"It turned out that those little gangsters were just sent by another person, and he sent someone to rob the girls. As a good citizen, of course I couldn't let this happen, so I got into a fight with them. ”
"Who knew I had beaten a nosy man, and thousands of nosy people. They did me a good thing, and I started a fight with them. ”
"In the end, with my strong body and smart mind, I successfully protected the woman and waited for the arrival of the police. ”
"In the end, I didn't run away after pretending, my bones were broken, and I was taken away by the police. ”
A confession was recorded, and Lin Hao was no longer able to complain. An Liana listened to it with relish as if listening to a story, and Bai Yuyan was dumbfounded, finally finding someone who could still talk nonsense with his eyes open than Lin Hao.
"Comrade Lin Hao, the confession has been recorded, do you have anything else to add or correct?" After speaking, he didn't give Lin Hao at all, closed the notebook, and let out a long breath: "Ah, it's finally finished." ”
Lin Hao's mouth opened wide, and he finally had nothing to say.
"What, does Comrade Lin Hao have anything else to say?" Fang Yan looked at Lin Hao with something to say.
"I said, let's be reasonable, shall we? Eldest sister. ”
"Okay, then I'll reason with you. Do you know who you offended?" Fang Yan stood up, crossed her hands on her hips, and stared straight at Lin Hao.
"Fierce river crocodile. Lin Hao didn't know what Fang Yan meant, and replied honestly.
"Then how did you offend him and make him want to get rid of you. Fang Yan took a step forward and continued to ask a little aggressively.
Lin Hao swept the handful of brown hair on his forehead with his fingers, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "Beat his little brother, smash his field, and soak his girl." Brother is so bombarded everywhere he goes, don't be obsessed with brother. With that, he lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.
An Leena hurriedly walked over and snatched the cigarette from Lin Hao's hand: "Brother Lin, you can't smoke, your body hasn't recovered yet." ”
Fang Yan looked at the handsome man in front of her, resisted the urge to beat him up, and said coldly: "It's quite self-aware." You said that you came to the flower market to do something, all day long to cause trouble, the bad lady did not live a day. ”
Fang Yan walked back and sat down slowly, and then said: "Since you didn't cause any trouble, and we didn't catch the evidence of the presence of the fierce river crocodile, we won't have a result in pursuing it, so it is better to deal with it as a brawl for women and jealousy, but it can save a lot of trouble." ”
Lin Hao listened to Fang Yan's explanation and shrugged helplessly: "Is it still useful for me to say anything?"