"Don't worry, no matter what you give birth to, as long as you are in labor normally, with me, you will be fine!" said a bearded doctor with great confidence, while putting on a mask, said, "Well, take it easy, okay, listen to my command, take a deep breath...... Use...... Oh my god!"

The doctor suddenly exclaimed, and then ran away without looking back!

Before Bai Yi even had time to use all his strength, he saw that the old doctor, who usually walked slowly, suddenly ran out of the door, and disappeared!

The other assistant physicians were obviously stunned, looked down at the crotch of the white clothes, and exclaimed: "Bomb!"

And then a group of people also ran away.

Leaving Bai Yi lying on the bed by himself, he screamed in pain: "Come back...... You guys...... These bastards!bastards!ah...... It hurts me to death......"

Bai Yi didn't know how long he screamed, anyway, he saw a lot of people later, but they were not doctors, but bomb disposal experts......

Then he heard the expert angrily rebuke: "This is not a time bomb, those doctors are making a fuss!

"Teacher, there's still a lead. The voice of a child-sounding child rang out.

"That's the umbilical cord!" a probe called in.

The bomb disposal expert glared at him and said, "I'll lead the umbilical cord!"

The doctor said, "Are you sure you won't blow it up?"

"This is the umbilical cord and not the lead, what are you afraid of?" said the bomb disposal expert speechlessly.

The doctor breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned over and muttered, "How can a good big living person have an iron bump...... It's strange, it's strange, it's still a natural birth. ”

Bai Yi gritted his teeth and said, "You shut up for me, otherwise I will kill you!"

The doctor quickly shut up and asked the bomb disposal expert, "Cut it?"

The bomb disposal expert said: "Slow down, little by little, in case there is a lead in it, it will not be good." Damn, I'm starting to doubt life, a life bomb...... Lao Tzu is a bomb disposal expert, and he has to do the work of delivering babies for people! That's enough!"

The doctor carefully cut the umbilical cord little by little, and after the bomb disposal expert carefully observed it and made sure that there was no metal wire in it, he said: "Cut it, it's okay, it's just an umbilical cord." ”

"Are you sure you're okay?" the doctor asked.

The bomb disposal expert said: "It's okay in theory. ”

The doctor said in a broken heart: "Theoretically, people have the instinct to make bombs......

"It's long-winded, cut it. Said the bomb disposal expert

The doctor nodded, went down with scissors, and cut it open!

At that moment, everyone tensed their nerves, although the bomb disposal experts felt that it was theoretically fine. However, the matter itself cannot be evaluated by theory, so they were scared to death, but they did it anyway.

The scissors fell, the umbilical cord snapped, and the bomb suddenly beefed twice.

"Get down!" shouted the bomb disposal expert.

The others then followed and looked at the bomb disposal experts angrily, as if to say, "Cao Nima, you only shouted when you lay down, you want to kill us!"

The bomb disposal expert didn't blush at all, as if he didn't know anything, and after waiting for a while, he saw that the bomb hadn't exploded, so he tentatively stood up, looked at the bomb, and said, "It's okay...... Get up. ”

Everyone looked at this poor bastard bomb disposal expert with great resentment, but after thinking about it carefully, if this guy had a character, would he come here to mess around?

At the moment when everyone breathed a sigh of relief......

Rumble!

A bang!

It was as if the whole building shook for a moment, and then a scream was heard!

People passing by outside the building heard the movement and looked up, just in time to see a few windows shaking, and then, red smoke came out of the windows that were not closed!

"What's that?" asked almost everyone subconsciously.

At the same time, in the backyard of Yizhi Temple, the red boy also asked, "Master, what did you make Bai Yi give birth to? It can't be a bomb, right? If it really explodes, wouldn't it kill someone?"

Fang Zheng silently played with his mobile phone and did not say a word.

The squirrel sat on Fangzheng's shoulder, followed by his phone, and read: "The hottest pepper in the world, Chili X." Chili X surpassed the Carolina Reaper Chili and broke the world record at one point. The spiciness of ordinary chili peppers is 10,000 to 20,000 Scoville units, and Pepper X reaches a terrifying 3.18 million Scoville units......"

"Master, you're not going to use this thing, are you? Red Boy exclaimed.

Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "As a teacher, it's not so cruel, the chili pepper is still this chili, but it can't kill anyone." ”

The red boy pouted and said, "That kind of terrorist, he deserves to die, and he can be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven." If it's me, I'll use the spiciest one!"

Fang Zheng smiled: "Sometimes, it is more painful to live than to die, such as ......"

"Ah...... What the hell!" The bomb disposal expert screamed and crawled out of the room, yes, crawling...... It was impossible to walk, and the whole body was trembling.

The apprentice of the bomb disposal expert also crawled out and shouted: "Teacher, this is ...... Sneezing ...... Good...... It seems to be a chili pepper...... Ahh

"Chili!Te Tete...... Special chili pepper! Mrs. is so stimulating, it hurts...... Ahh

"Get me out...... Spicy ...... It's spicy!" Baiyi's screams came from inside.

The three of them glanced at each other, only to see that each other's faces were red, snot and tears flowed down uncontrollably, and then touched their faces with hot pain, and their hearts were uncomfortable...... Then, the tears became more and more, and everything was blurry.

Someone came and tried to drag them away, but when they touched them, they exclaimed, "Wow, it's spicy, it's spicy, it hurts!"

"Don't use hooks with your hands!"

And then someone really dragged them out with a hook......

And when poor white clothes were brought out, it was already twenty minutes later. At that time, the chili noodles floating in the air had already fallen, and when people got the white clothes out, they couldn't believe that they were white clothes......

"What's that fat guy over there?"

"Shhh, that's the Red Devils' white clothes. ”

"The doctor who delivered him is miserable. ”

"Shhh, be quiet, Bai Yi is now a red man in Jiang Jun's eyes. ”

"Isn't the General reluctant to associate with the Red Devils? What's going on?"

"The general seems to have taken a fancy to his raw pepper bomb......"

"Uh......"

……

At this moment, Bai Yi began to shout again: "I...... Grass...... Again...... I'm pregnant again, help!"

Hearing that she was pregnant again, the two soldiers who were originally carrying the stretcher were so frightened that their hands weakened, and their white clothes fell to the ground with a click, screaming as they fell.