Chapter 036: Tidying up the villa and tai chi
Huang Yongle bought the Banana Villa, which will be his home in the future. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This villa has been idle for many years, and Huang Yongle needs to ventilate the house and sweep up the dust by the way.
From the first floor to the third floor, all the windows were opened, and air fresheners were found, and Huang Yongle sprayed everywhere.
Spray from the kitchen to the living room, from the basement to the bedroom.
Banana Villa has three floors, each floor is a three-bedroom apartment, plus a basement, for a total of 10 rooms.
The things that Huang Yongle draws in the future can be stored in these rooms separately and sorted into categories.
Some rooms store banknotes, some hold gold, silver and jewelry, some hold antiques, and some rooms may have animals......
"Ding-knock-"
At this moment, the doorbell rang.
"Who?"
Huang Yongle wondered, he had just bought the banana villa, why did someone come to the door?
When I opened the door, there were two beautiful women standing at the door, a big beauty and a small beauty.
The big beauty is Ye Zi, she is carrying a thermos flask in her left hand, and it seems that she is bringing dinner to Huang Yongle.
The little beauty is Fang Mengmeng, and the little girl is holding a big watermelon in both hands, which seems to be sending a watermelon to Huang Yongle.
"Brother Zhuangyuan is good!"
"Meng Meng is good, Ye Zi, why are you here?"
"I heard that you bought the Banana Villa, so I'll come and have a look. ”
Ye Zi walked into the living room, and Fang Mengmeng followed in with a big watermelon.
"Huang Yongle, I brought dinner here, you eat it while it's hot. ”
Ye Zi opened the thermos flask and took out two dishes and one soup, jade tofu, braised chicken thighs, pork rib soup, and white rice.
The meals were steaming hot.
Huang Yongle was really hungry, picked up the chopsticks, and enjoyed it on the spot, a mouthful of braised chicken thighs, a mouthful of rice, a mouthful of jade tofu, another mouthful of rice, and a mouthful of pork rib soup, it was so pleasant.
While eating, Fang Mengmeng stood by and watched, her big eyes flickering, Huang Yongle asked: "Mengmeng, do you want to eat tofu?" ”
Fang Mengmeng shook her head: "I've eaten it! Sister Yezi's tofu is for you to eat!"
"......" Huang Yongle swept away, fortunately Ye Zi was not in the living room, she had already walked to the kitchen, as if she was cleaning the kitchen utensils, "Ye Zi, you don't have to wash the kitchen, I'll make it myself." ”
"It's okay, idle is idle. ”
Ye Zi continued to be busy in the kitchen, and Huang Yongle buried his head in eating.
At this time, Fang Mengmeng came over, pouted, and said mysteriously: "Brother Zhuangyuan, tell you a little secret." ”
"What's the little secret?"
"I'm about to become a mother!"
"......" The pork rib soup in Huang Yongle's mouth almost sprayed, and this little girl's words often caught people off guard.
Fang Mengmeng touched her round little belly, stretched out four little fingers, and whispered: "Brother Zhuangyuan, I moved the fetus four times today, maybe the baby is about to be born!"
Hearing this, Huang Yongle understood. He took Fang Mengmeng's cancer cells 4 times today, and the little girl felt that her fetus had moved 4 times.
"Mengmeng, do you have a stomachache when the fetus moves?" asked Huang Yongle, who had been extracting cancer cells from the air for the past two days, and didn't know Fang Mengmeng's condition.
"It doesn't hurt. Fang Mengmeng said, "The baby in my belly is very well-behaved." ”
"......" Huang Yongle.
Since it is not painful to extract cancer cells, Huang Yongle decided to increase the number of extractions. So far, only about 20% of Fang Mengmeng's cancer cells have been extracted.
During the chat, Huang Yongle was full.
System prompt: Ye Zi personally delivered dinner to the host, and also cooked the jade tofu that the host likes to eat, with a happiness index of +11!
After a full meal, Huang Yongle continued to clean the villa.
The villa is actually quite clean, mainly to sweep the dust and wipe the windows. When Huang Yongle cleaned up the villa, Fang Mengmeng, the girl, also came to help.
"Brother Zhuangyuan, I'll help you clean the windows, okay?"
"The windows are too high for you to reach. ”
"If you hold me, it's enough. ”
"......" Huang Yongle.
I'm holding you, it's better for me to wipe it myself!
Fang Mengmeng is quite enthusiastic and has always wanted to help clean the windows, but her height is really not enough.
"Mengmeng, if you want to help, wipe the floor. ”
"I can't mop the floor. ”
"Why?"
"I'm pregnant, mopping the floor, I'm going to get the fetus gassed. ”
“……”
I'm sorry for you!
Two hours later.
With the joint efforts of Huang Yongle, Ye Zi and Fang Mengmeng, the cleaning task of Banana Villa was successfully completed.
Actually, Fang Mengmeng made up the numbers.
After tossing, the three of them hugged the big watermelon and came to the rooftop of the banana villa to eat melons together.
"Wow, Moon!"
When she arrived at the rooftop, Fang Mengmeng looked up and saw a curved moon hanging in the night sky, she suddenly became excited, jumping around, and kept turning along the edge of the rooftop, long forgetting that she was pregnant.
After turning around on the rooftop for a while, Fang Mengmeng sighed, and made a major discovery: "Brother Zhuangyuan, your villa is like the moon!"
"My villa is like a banana. ”
"Bananas are like the moon!"
"You're right!"
From the rooftop, the Banana Villa does look like a crescent moon, with pale yellow walls reflecting fluorescence.
The rooftop of the Banana Villa is also a small garden, meadow, pond, rockery, pavilion...... The layout is similar to that of Strawberry Villa.
On the grass, Huang Yongle cut the big watermelon, and the two beauties came over and ate the melon together.
"I didn't expect you to buy a house so soon. Ye Zi took a small bite of watermelon, smiled and said, "A few days ago, you were renting a house everywhere." ”
Huang Yongle also felt that his progress was too fast, in just a few days, he had completed everything that others couldn't do in a lifetime, and his life was advancing by leaps and bounds, which was really exciting.
"I might have to stay at your strawberry villa for a while. Huang Yongle said, "Banana Villa doesn't even have a bed now, so I have to spend some time adding furniture." ”
"It's okay, you take your time. Ye Zi said, "By the way, your villa should be replaced with an anti-theft door, right? Sun in the villa area always makes anti-theft doors, I will help you contact tomorrow and tailor a new anti-theft door." ”
Huang Yongle slowed down and said seriously: "Miss Ye is really a bodhisattva, and Huang is grateful." ”
Ye Zi smiled lightly: "It's an honor for the little girl to be able to share the worries of Master Huang." ”
The two chatted for a while, and at this time, Huang Yongle found that Fang Mengmeng, who was lively and active before, suddenly did not move, turned his head to look, and found that the little girl was squatting on the grass, and her little hands were pulling weeds.
The lawn on the roof has not been repaired, and some weeds have grown.
"Mengmeng, what are you doing?"
"Brother Zhuangyuan's villa is long weeds, I will help him pull it out. ”
"No need, Brother Zhuangyuan will find a part-time worker to clean it up tomorrow. ”
"Part-time workers ask for money, I don't want them. ”
Huang Yongle smiled, this girl is only five years old, but she knows a lot of things.
System prompt: Fang Meng is smart and cute, the host is cute, and the happiness index is +3.
"Mengmeng, are you squatting and pulling weeds, aren't you afraid of tire gas?"
"Huh?" Fang Mengmeng's big eyes flashed, and she suddenly remembered that she was pregnant, Xiao Liu's eyebrows bent, and she suddenly became uneasy, as if she really had fetal gas, "Brother Zhuangyuan, what should I do if I am swollen now?"
Huang Yongle smiled: "It's okay, Brother Zhuangyuan will teach you a set of boxing techniques now, and after you finish learning, you will be fine." ”
"Fist technique?"
"The boxing method I teach you is called Tai Chi. ”
The "Tai Chi" mentioned by Huang Yongle is, of course, not the "Tai Chi" in the martial arts TV series, but the martial arts "Tai Chi" on the earth, which is the kind of "Tai Chi" that the old man in the park often practices.
Because the moves of "Tai Chi" are very similar to cutting watermelon, someone once used cutting watermelon to make up a smooth passage for "Tai Chi".
This passage is quite interesting, Huang Yongle decided to tease Fang Mengmeng.
Huang Yongle and Fang Mengmeng stood on the grass.
"Mengmeng, I'm going to start teaching you the mantra of "Tai Chi", are you ready?"
"Alright!"
"A big watermelon. Huang Yongle put his hands on his chest and made a Tai Chi holding ball, which is the starting style of "Tai Chi".
"A big watermelon. Fang Mengmeng did the same, stretched out her white and tender little hands, and made the appearance of holding a watermelon.
"A knife in half. Huang Yongle made a watermelon shape with one hand, and slashed down with the other hand in the shape of a knife, which is the second movement of "Tai Chi".
"A knife in half. ”
"Half for you, half for him. Huang Yongle put his hands on the left and then on the right.
"Half for you, half for him. ”
"Give it to you you you and you don't want it, give it to him and he won't take it. Huang Yongle pushed forward to the left with a slight accumulation of his palms, and then pushed forward to the right with a slight accumulation of his palms.
"Give it to you you you and you don't want it, give it to him and he won't take it. ”
"Then I won't give it. Huang Yongle's palms were slightly recovered.
"Then I won't give it. ”
……
In this way, Huang Yongle taught the watermelon cutting in "Tai Chi" again, and Fang Mengmeng also learned it again.
This cut watermelon is easy to understand and catchy, and Fang Mengmeng understands it as soon as she hears it.
"It's fun!"
After practicing "Tai Chi Boxing", Fang Mengmeng had a good time, turned her little head, and shouted: "Sister Ye Zi, you also come to practice watermelon boxing!"
Huang Yongle corrected: "It's not watermelon boxing, it's "Tai Chi boxing." ”
"Tai Chi!"
At the instigation of Fang Mengmeng, Ye Zi also came over, and the three of them practiced "Tai Chi" on the rooftop grass together.
While practicing, I recited the mantra of cutting watermelon.
"A big watermelon, cut in half with a knife. Half is given to you and half is given to him. If you give it to you and you don't want it, if he doesn't accept it if he gives it to him, then he won't give it to ......"
Because cutting watermelon is too vivid, after practicing a few times, Fang Mengmeng and Ye Zi have basically mastered the movements of "Tai Chi".
After practicing "Tai Chi", the watermelon was also eaten.
At about ten o'clock in the evening, the three of them left the banana villa.
Huang Yongle and Ye Zi returned to the strawberry villa, and Fang Mengmeng was sent home.
at home.
"Dad, today's champion brother taught me to practice boxing!"
"Practicing boxing?" Fang Xiaoming frowned slightly, he had always suspected that Huang Yongle might be an ancient medicine secret technique, could he still be an ancient boxing technique?
"Mengmeng, what kind of boxing did Brother Zhuangyuan teach you?"
"Watermelon fist. ”
"Watermelon fist?"
"Oh no, it's Tai Chi!"
""Taijiquan"?" Fang Xiaoming has never heard of the boxing method of "Taijiquan", but judging from the name, it seems to be very high, giving people a feeling of great connotation and heritage, is it really a powerful boxing method?
"Mengmeng, did you learn "Tai Chi" today?"
"Hmm. I've learned it all!" Fang Mengmeng said, "Dad, do you want to learn, I'll teach you." ”
Fang Xiaoming's curiosity was indeed aroused, and he said with a smile: "Meng Meng practiced "Tai Chi" for his father to see, okay?"
"Good. ”
Fang Mengmeng stood on the bed with bare feet, holding up her small chest, concentrating, looking like a Lolita-type martial arts master, stretched out her little hand, and began to practice the mantra of "Tai Chi": "A big watermelon, a knife is divided into two halves." Half is given to you and half is given to him. If you give it to you, you don't want it, and if he doesn't accept it, then he won't give it......"
……
At night.
In the bathroom, Huang Yongle was brushing his teeth. When brushing his teeth, he extracted Fang Mengmeng's cancer cells by the way.
Fang Mengmeng's body is recovering well, and Huang Yongle is ready to increase the number of cancer cells extracted.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have drawn 2.5% of the cancer cells in Fang Mengmeng. ”
Wow!
A black foreign object appeared in the basin, and when the faucet was turned on, it was all washed away.
After brushing his teeth and returning to the bedroom, Huang Yongle began to go online again to inquire about furniture and electrical appliances.
He has already bought a banana villa, and next he needs to buy some furniture and appliances to start a happy life.
Huang Yongle now has 2 million in his bank account and 860,000 in his lockbox, so if he buys furniture and electrical appliances, money is not a problem at all.
The real question is, what to buy?
"It's summer, and I have to buy a refrigerator. ”
"Washing machines are also a must to buy. ”
"I had to buy two sofas, one for the living room and one for the bedroom. ”
"Do you want to buy an LCD TV? Buy it, it won't cost much anyway. ”
"Now that I've bought an LCD TV, I've got a home theater too. ”
"By the way, buy a few more safes. ”
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