Chapter Thirty-Six: Under the Sound Show
The curtain opened, and Li Xiqiao was heard in a loud voice: "Xuan Zhangyi is here!"
The first role he played was the Great Eunuch.
Shen You bowed from the side of the stage and entered the hall: "Zhang Yi of Wei pays a visit to Qin Jun." ”
Guo Wenbin's Ying Si crouched on the Wang case and said lazily: "No need to be polite. Mr. entered Qin, for fame and profit?"
Shen You said calmly: "The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, and the temples and fly camps are all famous." Zhang Yi came for fame and fortune. ”
Li Xiqiao said: "Since you are here for fame and fortune, can Mr. help Qin's strategy?"
His second role is that of the Ill of the Tree.
Shen You said: "The Qin State treats me as a national soldier, of course, there is a national policy gift. ”
Yu Lijian smiled sarcastically: "I didn't make a suggestion, let's talk about the conditions first." He is very good at trading. ”
Shen You smiled calmly: "Zhang Yi Shaohua is wasteful, shy in his pocket, and his mother still lives in the grass house, making a living by sewing. ”
Speaking of this, Shen You faced Li Xiqiao and whispered like a close friend: "Zhang Yi will complete this deal one day sooner, and he will be able to honor his mother one day sooner." ”
Li Xiqiao shook his head lightly and said in a deep voice: "This is a benefit, not a name." ”
Shen You turned to the direction of the stage, stretched his sleeves, and said in a loud voice: "Fame is also required!
Li Xiqiao sneered: "Mr. has long heard of the name of stealing jade. ”
This time, he was paired with another minister of the Qin State.
Shen You glanced at him and replied calmly: "Since the adults mentioned it, Zhang Yi will say it again here." The jade that Yin Zhaoyang lost by the Chu State Order was not stolen by me. There are thousands of diners under Zhaoyangmen, but Zhang Yi is the only one, one has no connections, and the other has no pennis. So he was accused of stealing jade. Because he is poor, he has no conduct, this kind of fallacy, Zhang Yi hates it!"
Qin Jun Yingsi quietly listened to the defense, and bowed his hand to Shen You: "Sir, please forgive Qin Ting for being rude." ”
"Don't dare!"
Shen You hurriedly returned the salute and smiled humorously: "As the saying goes, harmony makes money. You have to be good-natured when you do business. Zhang Yi didn't come to Qin to fight his mouth. ”
Ying Si was amused by Zhang Yi played by Shen You, put his hands in his big sleeves, and said with a smile: "Mr. teach me." ”
Shen You hurriedly said: "Zhang Yi heard that it is unwise to know it, and it is disloyal to know it without saying anything.
Those who are ministers of the country, who speak for the benefit of the country but do not speak for the king, are not loyal ministers. If you are thoughtful, but you will talk about it without examining and checking it, and you will mislead the country.
Zhang Yi traveled to study in various countries, and she felt a lot of emotion and a little experience. I am afraid that it will be hollow and superficial when I say that I am afraid of hearing it with the monarch.
If you don't say it, you may live up to Qin Jun's grace in taking the time to summon him. In a dilemma. I still dare to say it, and I beg Qin Jun to forgive me!"
Ying Si said lightly: "You don't have to be polite, I'm willing to hear it in detail." Please!"
Shen Youlang said: "I heard that if the army is not strictly governed, the division is nameless, the government is ruthless, and the government is bent on killing and plundering, such an army will fail, and such a congress will perish."
Most of the kings of the world know this truth. However, most of the kings of the world are warlike kings.
Regardless of the Yan State in the north or the Chu State in the south, let alone Qi, Wei, Zhao and Han. Blindly conquering, the people are bitter, and the soldiers are afraid of death. ”
At this time, Zhou Hechun, who had been silent, suddenly spoke: "The rhino head is stupid, and what I have seen and heard is very different from what Mr. said. Qi country, Qi country is strong, the granary is overflowing, the arsenal is strong crossbow and spear, the soldiers are not afraid of death, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. The state of Chu, the state of Chu is prosperous and martial, and there is often the ambition of lying down and tasting courage among the monarchs and ministers. Although Sanjin is weak, there is also a move to recruit talents. ”
He plays Gongsun Yan in it.
Shen You gave Zhou Hechun a salute, and then began to fight back: "What the rhino head said is also the words of a family. Zhang Yi rapped a little defense.
That's right, the State of Qi has the strength to dominate the world, and the King of Qi also has the ambition to dominate the world, but after all, he is a child.
He could have been a thief but a thief. He didn't dare to seize the world, but he was very happy to steal every inch of land from his neighbors. Such a powerful country Zhang Yi looked down upon. ”
Zhou Hechun said again: "Chu has the ambition to swallow the world, and what Mr. said is unbearable, I am afraid it is not true." ”
Shen Youlang said: "The State of Chu can be as strong as the State of Qi. The territory of Chu is vast, the products are abundant, and the military resources are sufficient. Dare to fight and always win. However, Huaisi and Qi Wei split the war, and with triumph, they added widows and orphans. There is no land to take the benefits of the city, but the existence of the treasury is lost. Zhang Yi is fortunate to have the name of stealing jade, and if he meets Mingjun in the future, he will be ashamed of stealing the country!"
Zhou Hechun said indifferently: "The three kingdoms of Wei, Han and Zhao are weak because of the war. If the Three Kingdoms are aligned, the east can attack Qi, the south can attack Chu, and the west can attack Qin, and it is expected that there will be no difficulty. ”
Shen You walked up to Zhou Hechun and sighed: "What the rhino head said is the theory of the past coincidence. ”
Zhou Hechun bowed his head slightly, which can be regarded as recognition.
Shen You continued to say casually: "Although the name is loud, it is difficult to implement. Not to mention that the old grudges of the nations are difficult to resolve. When the troops are gathered, there will be strife. If the nations attack Qin with this strategy, the Qin state can be watched from the wall and wait for it to collapse. ”
"What about the Qin State?"
Shen You's face was straight, he thought for a moment, and suddenly said in a low voice: "The country is fighting hard, and the people are fighting hard. The soldier is good at scheming on the cloud, and Zhang Yi said that he is good at fighting.
The Qin State is not afraid of death, and the world knows it.
However, Qin is not afraid of death but does not know life.
Qin Jun has the ambition of Kunpeng and has frequent expeditions.
The Qin people have a desire to eat and eat, and they are overstretched!"
Zhu Li shook his head: "What does Mr. mean that the Qin people only know how to plow and fight, and survive to survive?"
Shen You sighed and said: "The leaves are pale, and the white dew is frost;
Qin Feng also had a pupa tree, but now there is only no clothes left. Repair my spear and halberd, repair my armor. ”
After listening to Shen You's words, Li Xiqiao said in the tone of the minister of the Qin State: "Presumptuous! Zhang Yi, you dare to laugh at my Great Qin's war-loving and tyrannical and unpoetic elegance!"
Shen You arched his hand and smiled indifferently: "Zhang Yi said casually, and the adults listened to it." However, the Qin people were warlike and made meritorious contributions, and the Qin monarch seized land by war, which is known to the world. Zhang Yi came here, and he had no idea of ending the war and promoting righteousness. I just want to remind Qin Jun that Qin Jun had the theory of going east and diligently surveying Shandong at the beginning of his administration. It is not only Qin Jian who goes east, but also Hengqiang. ”
Guo Wenbin said: "Oh, the combination of vertical and horizontal is strong again?"
Shen You replied: "Zhang Yi used to live in South Korea, and Han Gong forced him to deal with it. ”
Guo Wenbin said with a straight face: "Mr.'s perfunctory work has shocked the widow into a cold sweat. ”
Shen You said with a smile: "Zhang Yi is not talented, and when you talk about it in detail, Qin Jun is afraid that he will be shocked." ”
Li Xiqiao sneered: "Mr.'s words, when I first hear it, it is refreshing, but if I think about it, I can't think about it. It is not surprising that there are many travelers from Shandong who entered Qin. The gentleman is in harmony for a while, and he is strong for a while, or he confuses the king with temptation, or he confuses the king with flattery. It can be seen that there is a conspiracy but no integrity. Such an auxiliary country is a great disaster for the country. ”
"It was supposed to be a suggestion, but it became a debater. ”
Shen You laughed at himself: "Zhang Yi has the heart to talk about the world, and he really has no habit of self-proof and self-justification. ”
With a long sigh, Shen You gave a salute to each of Guo Wenbin and the others: "Farewell." ”
Seeing Shen You walking off the stage from the side curtain, Guo Wenbin pondered his words in a leisurely manner: "Hey, our Mr. Zhang, has a big temper." ”
Li Xiqiao shook his head and said: "It's not disrespectful, it's invisible. I'm afraid I don't have a real name!"
Zhou Hechun said: "Your Majesty, have you ever thought that regardless of whether Zhang Yi is really talented or not, if Zhang Yi is really gone, the Qin State will be despised by the world's celebrities." Soldiers can be killed, but they must not be humiliated! Today's court meeting, we have greatly neglected Zhang Yi. Think twice. ”
After Gongsun Yan's lines are finished, this "Warring States Vertical" is over.
Shen You walked on the stage again and took a curtain call with the other three.
"It's amazing, the guests in this issue are really immortal fights!"
"I have to take it, the half-literate lines make me feel struggling to read the script, and they can still take care of the performance. ”
"Boss Shen's script!
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"Thank you, thank you teachers for your wonderful performances, and the 500 people in the audience picked up your voting machines and chose your favorite voice. ”
The host Chen Tai walked onto the stage, and after counting dozens of numbers, the voting channel closed.
"Okay, let's watch the big screen together, who is the favorite sound of the audience in this issue of "Sound Immersion". No. 1 Guo Wenbin, No. 2 Shen Yuelou Shen Boss, No. 3 Li Xiqiao teacher, No. 4 Zhou Hechun teacher. ”
Chen Tai looked back and saw that Shen Yuelou's votes were as high as two hundred and seventeen.
"Congratulations to Boss Shen for becoming the audience's favorite voice in this show, and he will directly participate in the recording of the annual sound show. “