"Dead cow, return my clothes!"

"Ahh

In the mountains of Gaoshan Village, a few angry yells were heard from time to time, and countless people were holding the fragments of their clothes and wanted to cry without tears, all of them were stunned there as if they had seen a ghost, and they could not come back to their senses for a long time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Damn, this sacred cow has really become a sperm!

Damn, if you become a sperm, you will become a sperm, but it's still so obscene, she specializes in stripping people's clothes, and she doesn't keep a single ......

"Moo-"

On the hill not far away, the big black bull looked at them and laughed, pointing ahead with one hoof and holding his stomach with the other......

"Is it laughing?"

"What the hell is this, a cow laughs like a human?"

"That cow is holding its stomach and laughing? Is it me dazzled, or is the world wrong? Damn, I haven't slept in days, I must be hallucinating!"

"Yes, it must be an illusion!"

At this time, everyone went crazy, driven crazy by the bull's head.

At the same time, countless photos were uploaded to the circle of friends, which detonated the Internet at once. Moreover, there are a lot of comments under these photos, and seeing these people stripped of their clothes one by one by a cow makes countless people laugh.

"Damn, look at its expression?"

"Is this the expression of a cow? How do I feel like I see a lewd uncle?"

"Mom, there are monsters, I'm afraid ......"

"A bull demon was born, please ask the gods to accept it. ”

"I'm sorry, my mount ran out, I'm going to collect it now......"

At this time, there was a sound of joy on the Internet, and everyone was shocked by the cow, and they couldn't help but secretly say that they were really becoming sperm? At the same time, seeing the embarrassment of those who had been stripped of their clothes, they couldn't help but gloat and laugh.

There was a sound of joy on the Internet, and there was also a sound of joy in the mountain village, and some people even went to the mountains to wait for the big black cow to come and strip them......

Hiss -

The sound of clothes tearing.

"Divine cow, I, I, come and tear me, I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”

A young man shouted excitedly, looking forward to the big black bull to strip his clothes, when the big black bull tore off his clothes, he was extremely excited and excited, and immediately "clicked" a few selfies, and then quickly uploaded them to the circle of friends......

Under the picture, there are also two lines of pitiful text, which looks like being ravaged by a big black bull.

At this point, countless comments and likes immediately appeared under the image.

"And me, and me!"

"Peel me first, I'm already hungry and thirsty, come on!"

A group of young men rushed towards the big black bull frantically, all shouting and shouting for the big black bull to strip him, but instead of peeling it, he looked unhappy. The big black bull couldn't help but be a little puzzled when he saw it, this, what's going on?

Are they all masochists?

The big black bull was a little confused, and then slammed his hoof on their heads, then turned and fled.

, they're all crazy......

The big black bull said as he fled, this world is too crazy.

"Calf, what are you doing?"

When the big black bull ran to a quiet place, Ye Guoqiu, who was the land god of Gaoshan Village, finally couldn't see it anymore and immediately came to question it.

"What for?"

The big black bull looked like I had done nothing, and when he saw Ye Guoqiu's serious face, he suddenly realized and said, "Oh, you mean they? ”

"Oh, it's still 'this seat'? It's a pretty fast learner. ”

Ye Guoqiu was a little amused, and then his face sank and said, "Do you know that the whole village is boiling because of your actions?" It seems that you are really idle, and there are still a lot of land in the village that have not been turned over ......."

"Stop. ”

The big black bull hurriedly interrupted, then stretched out his hooves and pointed at himself, and said: "Small land, this seat is a sacred cow anyway, but a sacred cow that has no ancient cow before and no one who has no one after it, is it too bad to turn over the ground?"

Then, it glared at it and said unhappily: "Hmph, this seat doesn't do it, don't think about this seat going to turn the ground again! Also, you deceived this seat before you were ignorant, and you actually dared to let this seat go to turn over the ground, this matter this seat has not bothered with you......"

"By the way, from now on, you will call this seat the bull-headed god!"

The big black cow was half-lying on it with a piece of grass in his mouth, looked at Ye Guoqiu, who was full of black lines on his face, and said, "The king of the Chenghuang Mansion said that from now on, this seat is the head of the cow, what does the head of the cow represent, you should know as the land, right?"

"This seat is the legendary and famous bull-headed god......"

The big black bull said triumphantly that in the past few days it had figured out what the bull's head meant.

Ye Guoqiu's head was full of black lines, and he said coldly: "When you become a real bull head, come and say this to the god again, and now immediately go to the god to turn the ground!"

"Hmph, don't go!"

The big black bull stared, his face was full of anger, and then his eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "Let this seat go to turn over the ground, aren't you afraid that the villagers will rebel? Now this seat is the sacred cow of the village, and they are very respectful to this seat, aren't you afraid that they will smash your land temple?"

Ye Guoqiu's breath was suffocated, because the big black bull said it well.

In the mountain village, the prestige of the calf is very high, and it is not inferior to the Bogong Temple at all. Moreover, during this time, the prestige of the big black bull even overshadowed him......

"Hehe, calf, you may have forgotten one thing. Ye Guoqiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said.

"What's the matter?" asked the big black bull in confusion.

"You became a sacred cow because of my land temple, and ......"

At this time, Ye Guoqiu took out the Soul Whip given to him by Feng Qingyan, although the big black cow has now become extremely terrifying, just like the bull demon in the mythical world, but he is still restrained by the Soul Whip, "Moreover, this god has the Soul Whip given by the king, do you know what this means?"

"Again?!"

The big black bull was furious when he saw the soul fighting, and then directly raised his hooves and surrendered and said: "It's done, this seat is no longer playing, is it okay?"

Actually, Ye Guoqiu didn't really let the big black bull turn over the ground, after all, the identity of the big black bull was different. It's just that the big black bull has played too much this time, and now the Internet is full of its news, and countless people are discussing it......

Moreover, the whole village was boiling and in a commotion.

"Huh?!"

At this time, the big black bull looked at a place suspiciously, feeling that something was staring at it, and then it asked Ye Guoqiu suspiciously: "Little land, do you feel anything?"

Ye Guoqiu looked in that direction and didn't find anything, and asked, "What did you find?"

"I don't know, it seems that there is something staring at this seat, this seat is going to take a look. ”

The big black bull said in confusion, and immediately chased in that direction, and his figure was like a bolt of lightning.

"Be careful, if something happens, come back immediately, do you know?" Although Ye Guoqiu said so, he was not worried, he knew the horror of the big black bull.

"Got it. ”

The big black bull said with a big grin, and soon swept out of the mountain village.

Soon after, it saw a huge black bull with a pair of big and round horns on its head in a mountain forest, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and said, "Damn, who is it, why is it so much like Lao Tzu? The horns are actually bigger than Lao Tzu......

…… (To be continued.) )