"What's wrong?" Zhao Yao shook his legs, feeling like he was tied to a piece of iron: "Matcha, this guy has been heavy again recently." ”

"Hurry up and help me play a game of Glory of Kings, you must be better than the little fat man. Matcha hurriedly put the mobile phone in Zhao Yao's hand, it was he and the little princess who were shallow and the little fat man who killed Luban who were opening the black, and this plate had just begun to choose people.

And before that, the three cats had opened several black games, each of which was a little fat man's show, and when matcha was still silently brushing money, it killed through the opposite side, and the fight was shallow and praised, and matcha was so angry that he vomited blood.

Taking over matcha's mobile phone, Zhao Yao smiled confidently: "Then you have found the right person, I have watched a lot of god videos recently, and the technology of Honor of Kings has advanced by leaps and bounds." ”

Looking at his teammate's nickname, he frowned: "Why is it him again, didn't you tell you not to play with this little fat man?" But the next moment he smiled: "But now is different from the past, watch your father show him." ”

When Matcha heard what Zhao Yao said, she nodded again and again and said, "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, it's all up to you." ”

"Don't worry. While Zhao Yao said, he had already chosen the hero Han Xin.

Matcha immediately said, "But there are already jungler heroes chosen." ”

"Look. Zhao Yao sneered and began to type: "Grab the field and send it." ”

After a while, the person who originally chose the jungler hero was immediately replaced.

"See, the glory of kings is playing with momentum. Zhao Yao said: "At the beginning, you have to shock your teammates first, make them have confidence in you, and then you will be stable." ”

Matcha nodded violently and said, "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, you are so good." ”

"Nonsense, last time a Li Bai and I robbed the wild, I sent him crying directly. Zhao Yao said proudly: "Tell you a secret, the glory of the king is divided into three realms." ”

"Which three realms?" asked Matcha, staring at Zhao Yao.

"The first level of the realm, being robbed of the wilderness. The second level of the realm, grab the wildness of teammates. The third level of the realm, grab the opposite field. Zhao Yao said with a serious face: "The first thing you have to do in this game is to win your teammates first and grab TMD." Only if you win your teammates will you have a chance to win your opponents. ”

Ten minutes later, Xiaoyu let go of Yuqiu's mobile phone, looked at the results, and laughed.

On the other side, she still blew up the base within ten minutes, and Lu Ban, who chose Han Xin's strongest national uniform, was still brushing the wild at this time.

Finally, looking at the output ratio, Han Xin's output to heroes is only less than three percent.

Xiaoyu said disdainfully: "What a rookie." At this level, if we were in our class, no one would even copy his homework. ”

The husky in the distance pursed his lips disdainfully, and scolded in his heart: "The current schoolchildren are thinking about something, they are really worried about the future of this country." Thinking of this, he lowered his head and took a few mouthfuls of dog food.

The ghost cat floating in the sky looked at the husky lying on the ground eating dog food below, and felt extremely curious in his heart: "Dog food...... Is it too easy for dogs to satisfy, or is it really so delicious?"

The fish ball on the other side is manipulating Xiaoyu's mobile phone, that is, manipulating the Glory of Kings of the little princess.

The two exchanged numbers to manipulate, let the fish balls pretend to be a shallow little princess, and let Xiaoyu operate the little fat show on their behalf.

At this moment, Yumaru looked at the data on the settlement panel after the battle, and smiled happily so much that his eyes were almost slit.

Seeing the way Yuball's eyes kept squinting on the side, Xiaoyu felt angry again: "What are you happy about? Isn't it all caused by you? Play the last game, and then don't forget to sweep the ground outside and drag it again." ”

"Huh?" Yuball's eyes widened and he typed desperately, "But I can't sweep or mop the floor." ”

"You can consider licking it clean. Xiaoyu said: "From today onwards, the work of sweeping and mopping the floor at home will be contracted to you." ”

Yumaru collapsed to the ground weakly, with a look of despair.

At this moment, he saw the husky in the distance looking at him with a sneer, and immediately said angrily: "Silly dog, what do you look at, look at you again." ”

Seeing Yumaru meowing at the dog, Xiaoyu immediately said, "Don't bully the rough noodles." ”

Yuwan pressed his mobile phone frantically: "Xiaoyu, this stupid dog has also awakened, I always feel that he can understand human and cat words!"

Xiaoyu turned her head to look, and immediately saw that the husky's original sneering face had disappeared, and it had turned into sticking out her tongue and looking at her with a stupid expression, where could you see the slightest bit of wisdom.

"What nonsense, I've only heard of super cats, is there a super dog?" Xiao Yu smiled: "The rough face is so cute, how can it be possible to awaken intelligence." ”

Yuwan was so angry that his beard kept shaking, and a pair of fleshy claws swayed towards the husky again and again: "Xiaoyu, you believe me, he really awakened the super dog, he is pretending to be stupid in front of you! ”

Xiaoyu pursed her lips, didn't bother to pay attention to the meow of the fish balls, just started to operate the mobile phone and quit the team.

Yuwan was so angry that he rushed to the husky, and fried his hair and threatened: "Stupid dog!

As if startled, the husky whimpered in the corner of the corner, cowering and whimpering.

Xiaoyu roared again: "Yuwan, let me tell you not to bully the rough noodles." ”

Yumaru said aggrievedly: "But I didn't do anything." ”

The husky looked at the fish balls with disdain and thought, 'Fight me, you're too far away.' I started by conquering this family and becoming the highest status creature in this family, and step by step I regained the top and changed the world. ’

The ghost cat floated slowly in front of the husky, staring at the dog food, touching his chin with one hand, and thinking, "It seems to be having fun." ”

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On the other side, Matcha saw Xiaoyu quit the team, and immediately sent a message: "Qianqian, why did you quit?

"I'm sorry, Brother Luban. Xiaoyu replied: "I just want to play with the more powerful cats of Glory of Kings." ”

Crackling!

Matcha only felt a bolt of lightning slash through his body, splitting his entire cat to pieces.

Seeing the matcha that had fallen softly on the sofa and turned into a mess of rotten meat, Zhao Yao sighed, silently unloaded the glory of the king, and scolded in his heart: "What kind of opponent is matched, Lao Tzu fell before he could exert his strength." ”

Looking at the matcha with a loveless face, Zhao Yao rubbed the other party's head and said, "Don't be depressed, matcha, what's so fun about this garbage game, so let's do it, don't you like to eat chicken?

Matcha stared blankly at the void in front of her, and just shook her ears when she heard the words and said, "Eat chicken?" Forget it, anyway, a waste cat like me is a rookie when he plays anything." I'm not young anymore, I'm not as young as Mango, maybe it's time for me to give up my e-sports dream. ”

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