On the eighth day of the first lunar month, the Spring and Autumn Opera Society will stage an unboxing play in the Jixiang Theater, which has already spread in the pear orchard.

After half a month, I can see Boss Shen and Boss Yu on the same stage again, and the fans are happy to go.

The gong sounded, the curtain slowly opened, and when I saw Boss Yu wearing a long beard and a staff uniform on the stage, the fans immediately cheered in unison.

"The family is prosperous, I hate having no children, and I always worry about my heart. “

After reading the opening introduction, Wang Jinyu confessed to the audience: "The old man Liu Deming, a native of Yanmen, lives in Taohua Village. There is no child under his knees, only a daughter named Yueying, and he reads poetry and books at an early age, which can be regarded as not a Jinshi, Nai Hongluan does not shine, and he does not choose to ride a dragon, which is also a matter of heart. In today's leisure, I can't help but ask An Ren to take my daughter out to chat.

In the courtyard, please come out of the court. ”

A dragon who played the role of the family courtyard immediately stepped forward and said loudly: "Please come out of the court." ”

As soon as the small gong sounded, Liu Anren, the old man of the bottom bag, walked out together with Zhang Yuanxi in Tsing Yi, who played the role of Miss Liu.

On the stage, the old Dan and Zhang Yuanxi finished saluting Boss Yu, and suddenly heard the little gong hit his head five times, and Shen You hurriedly walked onto the stage wearing a pink pleat.

"Aha!"

After a crisp rhyme, Shen You ran around the stage and said, "The swallows are busy going up and down, and the shadows of the flowers shine on the railing." ”

Immediately, he made a figure and saluted the three people on the field: "Outsider, Anren, Miss." ”

After finishing the salute, he stood beside Zhang Yuanxi.

Zhang Yuanxi is dressed in green clothes, dignified and beautiful, Shen You is dressed in pink silk, dressed as a little flower, his eyes are flowing, and he is a bright person.

"Boss Shen only reversed Xiaosheng last time, is he going to Xiaohuadan again this time?"

"The maid is more beautiful than the young lady. ”

"Hehe, Miss Liu will leave it to you, I just need the little maid next to her. ”

……

I only heard Anren ask, "What is the matter with calling my mother and daughter?"

Liu Deming said the idea of Huatian's visit to his son-in-law, and he was afraid that Yueying would have no one to take care of him, so he asked the maid Chunlan to go with him.

Chunlan answered, and everyone went down together.

The second scene plays the story of the down-and-out scholar Bian Ji selling paintings at the flower field event.

"Ten years of hard work, I hope to become famous as soon as possible.

Xiaosheng Bian Ji, a native of Xiangxiang, entered Beijing to take the exam this time, and he has already exhausted his entanglements along the way.

Today, it coincides with the flower field event here, and it is very crowded. Why don't I go and sell some calligraphy and paintings, earn silver taels, and go to Beijing as soon as possible to take the exam?"

When the scholar Bian Ji was selling calligraphy and paintings at the flower field event, he met two customers, one was the little bully Zhou Tong, and the other was the tiger general Li Zhong.

There is no book "Water Margin" in this world, and fans in the audience naturally don't know the story of "Little Overlord is drunk and sleeps in the golden account, and he is reckless and makes trouble in Peach Blossom Village".

Li Zhong asked Bian Ji to draw a folding fan for him, but he did not have any silver money on him, so Zhou Tong agreed with Bian Ji that tomorrow, he would offer fifty taels of silver on behalf of his brother Li Zhong.

After Li Zhong and Zhou Tong left, Chunlan and Liu Yueying came to the flower field.

"Miss, don't go, you see how lively the flower field is, it's really a thousand branches, and thousands of flowers compete for beauty......"

As she was talking, Chunlan suddenly turned around and said to Liu Yueying: "Miss, look at my hand, that person is more beautiful than a flower?"

In the field of flowers, Bian Ji is painting with a pen.

Liu Yueying glanced at Bian Ji, was overjoyed, and whispered to Chunlan: "You go and ask him what he does?"

Chunlan got the order of the young lady, and immediately stepped forward to talk to Bian Ji: "This gentleman, what are you doing?"

Bian Ji replied: "Selling calligraphy and paintings." ”

Chunlan asked again, "Is there any ready-made?"

Bian Ji said: "There is nothing ready-made, and the calligraphy and paintings sold by Xiaosheng are all written in person." ”

Hearing Bian Ji's words, Chunlan's heart moved, and she immediately pulled Liu Yueying over, she pointed to the fan in Liu Yueying's hand: "Hehe, my young lady wants to buy Mr.'s calligraphy and paintings, and my young lady will paint on this fan and draw my young lady on it." ”

Chunlan asked Bian Ji to inscribe poems and draw fans for Liu Yueying, and Liu Yueying and Bian Ji gradually looked at each other.

Liu Yueying secretly promised Bian Jifang that she would go home first to discuss with her parents, leaving Chunlan to tell Bian Ji her heart for her.

Chunlan saw Bian Ji looking at her young lady's back, and couldn't help sneering: "You are so dishonest, look at people, how can you stare into the flesh?"

Bian Ji said: "Your young lady is very good-looking!"

Chunlan smiled when she heard this: "You see that my young lady is good-looking, do you know what her surname is?"

Subsequently, Chunlan told Bian Ji the information of Liu's mansion and the young lady's intentions, and agreed with him that she would let the family come over tomorrow to invite him into the mansion, and let him wait here.

Bian Ji immediately replied: "Don't worry, I can't leave without entanglement, I'll still be here tomorrow." ”

Liu Yueying returned home and told her father about her favorite Bian Ji, Liu Deming did not object, and the next day, he went to the family courtyard to invite Bian Ji's son into the house.

Judging from the first few plays, this is the love story of a rich girl and a poor scholar, but the audience thinks that things should not be so simple.

After all, with Zhuyu from "Kite Mistake" in front, Boss Shen will definitely not act in such a cliché story.

Sure enough, the comedy effect of the next series of mistakes is even more spitting than "Kite Mistake".

The play on the stage continued, and the next day, Liu's family came to Bian Ji's calligraphy and painting stall, and it happened that the little overlord Zhou Tong also came to pay the fifty taels of silver that Li Zhong owed Bian Ji yesterday.

The family thought that their young lady had fallen in love with the mighty and majestic black-faced man Zhou Tong, and actually mistook the little overlord for Bian Ji's son and invited him to the house.

Liu Deming saw that the little overlord Zhou Tong was ugly and not as handsome as his daughter said, so he asked the maid Chunlan to come out and identify him.

Chunlan was startled when she saw the black and ugly Zhou Tong: "Oh! Why did you invite Zhong Kui here? ”

Chunlan pointed to the courtyard of the wrong person with one hand, and slipped away first.

The audience was also amused by Shen You's expression and movements.

"My Chunlan is too cute. “

"Hahaha, it's his fault, I don't know, I can't control it, it's so cool to run away after throwing the pot!"

"It's Boss Shen who plays it well!"

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Liu Deming was furious, he pointed to his own courtyard and said: "It's all a good thing done by your slave, I will kill you slave." ”

The little overlord Zhou Tong stopped Liu Deming with an impatient face: "Hey, I entered your house, you scolded the slaves and beat the servants, how can it be the truth of hospitality!"

Liu Deming said angrily: "You are that guest? ”

Zhou Tong's eyes widened: "I am Zhou Tong, the little overlord of Peach Blossom Village, do you dare to drive me out?"

Liu Deming was shocked: "Oh! I heard that he was Zhou Tong, and he begged for forgiveness with kind words." ”

Liu Deming wants to take the money privately, but it is easy to ask God to send God.

Zhou Tong laughed and said: "My family is rich and rich, why don't you want your money! I was playing in the flower field and was invited by your family to recruit relatives, if you regret it, you are asking for trouble." I will recruit relatives within three days, and if you don't comply, I will set fire to the village. I'll go too. Exactly: (Nian) Since ancient times, good fate has been helped by heaven, and Zhou Tong is not seeking relatives. What is the use of gold and silver satin?

(three laughs) haha, haha, ahaha......"

Seeing this scene, the audience couldn't help but feel a little indignant, the son-in-law chose a handsome son, but the family hospital mistakenly invited an ugly man, this should have been a comedic effect play, but Zhou Tong was about to kill people and burn the village at every turn, and forcibly marry someone's daughter as his wife, which made the audience unable to laugh.

The little overlord Zhou Tong wanted to marry Liu Yueying, and Miss Liu washed her face with tears, so Chunlan secretly went to the flower field to discuss with Bian Ji's son.

The sound of a small gong sounded, and Bian Ji was lying on the Duxian Bridge and sleeping.

Chunlan came over and pushed him: "Yo, why are you asleep, wake up!"

Bian Ji saw that it was Chunlan: "You're here!"

Chunlan glanced at him: "Let me ask you, just now we sent someone outside the staff to invite you, where did you go?"

Bian Ji thought for a while: "Someone just asked me to come over to paint the screen, and I was never here." ”

Chunlan said angrily: "If you don't go early, you won't go late, you will go at that juncture." ”

Bian Ji was a little sneering: "I'm not here at that juncture!"

Chunlan was even more angry: "Do you know that because you are not there, the family courtyard suddenly invited the little overlord Zhou Tong to the house, and that wicked man wants to marry my young lady, and he will come to greet him in three days!"

Bian Ji hurriedly said: "What should I do then?"

Chunlan's eyes rolled, and she gave him an idea in Bian Ji's ear.

Listening to Chunlan's words, Bian Ji shook his head in embarrassment.

Chunlan glanced at him: "Do you like to pretend? If you don't pretend, I'll go!"

Bian Ji hurriedly said: "Oh, let's stay, Sister Chunlan, just pretend this time." ”

Chunlan laughed teasingly: "Do you want to be the one who made you pretend to be a woman next time?"

Hearing Chunlan's words, the audience burst into laughter.

It turned out that what Fang Cai Chunlan said in Bian Ji's ear was to let him dress up as a woman.

As soon as the flower bangzi rang, Chunlan looked back at the stage and said in a white voice: "Why haven't you come out yet?" I'll see if there are anybody, Mr. Bian!"

Chunlan shouted twice, and Bian Ji Gongzi came out with his face in his hands.

Next, on the stage, Chunlan taught Bian Ji the manners of a woman walking.

Get out of the door, such a pendulum, two pendulums.

Chunlan and Bian Ji walked together on the stage, and soon came to Miss Liu's embroidery building.

Bian Ji went up to Miss Liu's embroidery building, and the little maid Chunlan was waiting outside the building.

After a while, the gong sounded loudly, and Chunlan hurriedly ran to the embroidery building: "Alas, Miss's big thing is not good, and the little overlord Zhou Tong led many people to come and rob the relatives!"

As soon as they heard this, Bian Ji and Liu Yueying, who had not yet had time for chaos, suddenly panicked.

At this time, Liu Anren, who was worried about his daughter, also came to the outside of the embroidery building: "Oh, the little overlord Zhou Tong led many people to come to rob the child and get married, you hurry up and hide!"

Hearing Liu Anren's voice, Bian Ji was so frightened that his three souls and six souls were gone. Liu Yueying hurriedly went out to appease her mother, and hinted that Chunlan had hidden Bian Ji's son before leaving.

The gong was loud outside, and Bian Ji was so frightened that he wanted to jump from the window of the embroidery building.

"Ah, childe can't!"

Chunlan stepped forward to stop Bian Ji and pushed it into Miss Liu's embroidered tent: "You can hide here with peace of mind, I'll go out and have a look first!"

The little overlord Zhou Tong brought a group of Zhuang Ding into Liu's mansion: "Angry Xiaohan, robbing the female Duojiao;

(white) entered it, and searched both compartments. ”

Four hands (same as white): There is a woman!

Bian Ji (white): Sister Chunlan save me!

Zhou Tong saw that Bian Ji was dressed in women's clothes, very charming, thinking that this was Miss Liu's family, and immediately stepped forward and teased: "Yo! The little baby is here, I'll save you." Snatch it back!"

Seeing that the little overlord Zhou Tong and Sizhuang Ding snatched Bian Ji Gongzi away, Chunlan's face showed an extremely strange look: That little overlord Zhou Tong snatched our Bian Xianggong, when I got there, I looked at the face and body was not bad, all of them were good, and I slept at night, and as soon as I entered the cave room tonight, this is not right,

Oh......

I can't control this.

I can't control that.

No matter!

Chunlan hummed a little song and went off the stage.