"Mr. Huang, congratulations, the happiness index has reached 1322 points. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Dr. Sun Meiyu smiled and said, "Your happiness index has increased by more than 700 points, according to the regulations, I must record the reason for the increase in your happiness index." ”

There must be a reason for the increase in happiness index.

When a person's happiness index skyrockets, he needs to explain to the psychiatrist the reason for his happiness skyrocketing.

If you can't explain why, you may be a criminal.

For example, there was a deputy director of the Fuxing Forestry Bureau, whose happiness index skyrocketed by more than 1,160 points in a week, but he couldn't explain the reason for the skyrocketing happiness index. Later, the police investigated and found that the deputy director had embezzled and accepted bribes of more than 80 million yuan, which is why his happiness index skyrocketed.

Eventually, the deputy chief was arrested.

Some people's happiness index has skyrocketed because they have done illegal things and obtained a lot of illegal benefits.

Therefore, people whose happiness index has skyrocketed need to explain the reason to a psychiatrist and prove that they are not criminals.

"My happiness has skyrocketed, and there are two possible reasons. Huang Yongle explained, "First, I recently bought a villa and moved into the Daystar Villa area. Second, I have been frequently exposed in the media recently, and my popularity has increased. ”

Doctor Sun Meiyu nodded, Huang Yongle's explanation made no sense, he bought a mansion and became famous overnight, and the happiness index soared is very reasonable, and there is no suspicion of any crime.

"Mr. Huang, thank you very much for your cooperation. ”

After Huang Yongle was tested, Ye Zi was also tested.

The indicator flashes and a number pops up on the screen: 1280!

……

After the test is over.

Ye Zi and Zhou Lizhen walked out of the psychological clinic together.

"Azi, I'm asking you something. Zhou Lizhen said, "Does Huang Yongle know "Tai Chi"?"

"Hmm. Ye Zi said, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Lizhen said: "I heard that "Tai Chi" can fight cancer, and I want to worship Huang Yongle as a teacher and learn this set of boxing techniques. It's just that I don't know Huang Yongle very well, so I don't know how to speak. You have such a good relationship with Huang Yongle, can you help me ask if Huang Yongle accepts female apprentices?"

Ye Ziliu frowned slightly: "Sister Li, do you really want to learn "Tai Chi"?"

Zhou Lizhen sighed: "Since the exposure of poisoned milk, I have insomnia and endocrine disorders every day. Mr. Zhao has been practicing "Tai Chi" for two days, and it has already worked, so I want to try it, can you help me ask Huang Yongle?"

Ye Zi thought for a while: "Okay, I'll help you ask." ”

"Azi, thank you so much. ”

"Why are you so polite, really. ”

……

At night.

In the living room of the Banana Villa, two 75-inch LCD TVs show movies at the same time.

The LCD TV on the left shows the supernatural film "Tombstone Ghost", and the LCD TV on the right shows the sci-fi film "Mechanical City".

Huang Yongle was lying on the white wave sofa, knocking melon seeds while watching two movies.

After two days of training, Huang Yongle has learned a new skill - watching two movies at the same time.

The reason why I did this was to increase the speed of watching movies. Watching two movies at once doubles the speed of watching movies.

Although watching two movies will be overwhelming, with more practice, you can basically be competent.

System prompt: The host watched the supernatural movie "Tombstone Ghost", and the happiness index was +7!

System prompt: The host watched the sci-fi film "Mechanical City", and the happiness index was +7!

System prompt: The host uses two 75-inch LCD TVs to watch movies at the same time, with a slight sense of tyrant, and the happiness index is +5!

"It's really more efficient to watch movies like this!"

Huang Yongle roughly calculated that according to this speed of watching movies, he can finish all the top 500 films on the Chinese movie happiness list during the summer vacation.

Just as I was thinking about it, the doorbell rang at home.

Huang Yongle put on his slippers and got up to open the door.

There was a woman standing at the door, the female president of Lizhen Film and Television Company - Zhou Lizhen.

Zhou Lizhen came to learn "Taijiquan" tonight, and Ye Zi had already explained the situation to Huang Yongle in the afternoon, and Huang Yongle agreed to teach boxing.

"Mr. Huang, I'm sorry to disturb you so late. ”

"It's okay, come in. ”

After changing her shoes, Zhou Lizhen walked into the living room, she was still carrying a mesh bag with two large watermelons in the bag.

"Why do you still bring fruit?"

"I heard Azi say that you like to eat watermelons, and you brought two watermelons from Kazakhstan. ”

Kazakhstan watermelon, the world's most famous watermelon brand, because it is an imported watermelon, the price is relatively expensive, and ordinary supermarkets can't buy it.

"Mr. Huang, I'm here to learn Taijiquan from you tonight. Zhou Lizhen said, "I don't know anything about boxing, and I'm not familiar with the rules of your industry." I'm studying Taijiquan today, should I hold an apprenticeship ceremony or something......

Huang Yongle smiled: "Mr. Zhou, don't be nervous. "Tai Chi" is an ordinary boxing method, you should learn a set of aerobics. If that's all right, let's start boxing now?"

"Hmm. ”

Huang Yongle stood in the living room, and Zhou Lizhen stood beside him.

"Mr. Zhou, I will teach you the "Tai Chi" mantra first. ”

"I copied the mantra of "Taijiquan" to Mr. Zhao today, and I have memorized it. ”

What a serious girl!

"Now that you've memorized the mantra, let's start practicing. I do the movements, you learn to do them. ”

"Good. ”

"The first action of "Tai Chi" is a bit similar to holding a watermelon, the action is like this...... "Huang Yongle made the action of holding a watermelon.

Zhou Lizhen watched intently, and then learned to do it seriously. After all, she is a woman, she has never learned martial arts, and the movements of practicing "Tai Chi" are a bit awkward.

Huang Yongle then gave careful guidance.

"Mr. Zhou, spread your legs, no, don't move your left leg, just open your right leg, yes, that's it, it's good. Bend your knees, put your hands down, and keep your chest up, straight, very good. Movements should be gentle, not too hard, yes, that's it, squat slowly, your hands go down, your ass ......"

Huang Yongle originally wanted to say "Your fart-thigh is too high", when ordinary people first learn to squat and step, due to the shift of the focus, the upper body will lean forward, and the fart-thigh will be cocked, Zhou Lizhen made this mistake. But Zhou Lizhen is a woman after all, and she said in front of her that her farts were too high, and she was a little unelegant.

Therefore, Huang Yongle did not say it in the end.

Anyway, "Tai Chi" has no curative effect, even if Zhou Lizhen practices the movements wrong, it doesn't matter, if the fart-strand is too high, it will be too high, no matter.

Under the guidance of Huang Yongle, Zhou Lizhen successfully learned the movements of "Tai Chi", which lasted 35 minutes.

Zhou Lizhen practiced quite attentively, and when she finished practicing, her whole body was sweating slightly.

"Mr. Huang, have I learned Tai Chi here?"

"Absolutely. Huang Yongle praised, "You have learned quite well, and your movements are very standard, much better than Zhao Jianguo." ”

"Really?"

Zhou Lizhen came to learn "Tai Chi" just to provide psychological comfort, so Huang Yongle tried his best to praise her and give her good psychological hints, which can be regarded as helping her overcome psychological obstacles.

System prompt: The host taught the female president Zhou Lizhen "Tai Chi", which produced the illusion of "I am a martial arts master", with a slight sense of superiority and a happiness index of +15!

"Mr. Huang, thank you for taking the time to teach me Tai Chi tonight. If you have time another day, we hope to treat you to a meal. ”

"You're so polite, it's a gesture. ”

At this time, Zhou Lizhen took out two tickets from the women's bag and handed them over, "Mr. Huang, I heard that you like to watch movies very much." Our company's investment film, "Beautiful World", will be released next week, and these two are tickets to the premiere of the film. ”

"Beautiful World" is a 3D film created by Lizhen Film and Television Company with a huge investment of 470 million yuan, which lasted four years. Next Monday, "Beautiful World" will have its premiere.

The two tickets that Zhou Lizhen gave to Huang Yongle were VIP tickets for the premiere, with only 80 tickets in total.

System prompt: The host will receive two VIP tickets for the premiere of the annual blockbuster "Beautiful World", enjoy VIP treatment, a slight sense of superiority, and a happiness index of +20!

"Mr. Huang, thank you again for teaching me boxing. I'll go home and practice first, and I'll come back to you if I have any questions. ”

"Okay. ”

"I'll treat you to dinner another day. I'll go first, bye-bye. ”

Zhou Lizhen left.

Huang Yongle was a little hungry and decided to eat watermelon.

He found a fruit knife, cut open the Kazakh watermelon left by Zhou Lizhen, cut it into eight pieces, picked up a piece, and started eating.

When the watermelon is entered, a refreshing sweetness rushes from the throat to the stomach, and the whole body is suddenly refreshed.

Kazakh watermelon is worthy of being a famous melon in the watermelon world, delicious.

Huang Yongle ate four pieces in a row, his stomach was slightly full, and the remaining four pieces were put in the refrigerator, if Ye Zi or Fang Mengmeng came over tomorrow, let them taste it too.

System prompt: The host tastes imported Kazakh watermelon, and the happiness index is +6!

After eating the watermelon, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.

On such a quiet night, Huang Yongle decided to continue the lottery......

……