Chapter 135: Just kidding
I'm handsome!
The three words were said lightly, and almost the whole audience was blinded, as if the air was frozen.
In particular, Zhou Jian's smile was light, and he had a sense of brilliance, which complemented those three words perfectly.
The secret of success is very simple - I am handsome!
You don't succeed...... Maybe it's because you're not handsome, right?
Zhou Jian was very surprised when he saw that everyone was dumbfounded: "What's the matter? Is there any problem......? Am I not handsome enough?"
Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes.
What the hell?
Because it's handsome, that's why it's successful? There's a bullshit relationship between the two!
Besides, there are more handsome people, why don't you see a few successful ones?
Obviously, there is no connection between success and handsomeness.
So, what does it mean?
The only thing that can be explained is that I am afraid that it is...... Zhou Jian, this kid is shameless!
No face, no skin, no stinky beauty.
It can be said that God does not give birth to me, Zhou Xiaobei. Thick skin for the long night!
Principal Qi Chun looked at Zhou Jian with a confident face on his face, and his heart was broken!
How can a good acceptance speech become a speech that teaches the secret of success?
He couldn't listen anymore, coughed softly, and said, "Classmate Zhou Jian." That one...... That's pretty much it, you ...... Well, it's pretty handsome. ”
"yes, I think so too!"
“……”
Zhou Jian was so excited that he couldn't stop and said, "Let's say so." Handsome people have occupied the right time and place, think about it, for girls, when shopping, when you see two people, one handsome and one ugly, which one will you look at?
Obviously, it must be handsome!
Then, a handsome person is equivalent to being one step faster than others invisibly!"
Saying that, Zhou Jian saw that everyone looked like they were all full of flavors, and continued: "Take me as an example, if I am not handsome, how can I be adopted? If I am not adopted, how can I be a puppet legal person of Hengyuan, you see, is that the case?"
The crowd was silent, as if ...... Kind of makes sense!
Because he was handsome, he was taken a fancy to, so he started a business.
It's just that, soon, someone came to their senses.
Grandma's, it's the first time I've heard that someone is so strange about being a little white face!
What's the matter, when the little white face still has a sense of superiority?
Do you want to nod your face?
Zhou Jian smiled lightly, knowing that the time had come, it was time to run out of the second depth charge!
He secretly glanced at Qi Chun, and when he saw Qi Chun rolling his eyes and looking up at the sky, he couldn't help but feel happy.
This one, I'm afraid, has given up treatment.
So, he didn't hesitate to speak: "Of course, the role of handsome is great, but it is not all, in addition to handsome, the secret of success is also a very important point, that is, ......"
He lengthened his voice and gave everyone time to think.
It's just that. Everyone is not bothered to think at all, except for certain ...... The boy who thought he was a little handsome was looking forward to it.
The road to making a fortune is right in front of you!
So, what's the second point?
Under the expectations of a small number of people, Zhou Jian spoke: "Have you guessed? Actually, it's very simple, that is...... Shameless!"
What the hell am I ......
Some people were indignant and wanted to stand up and confront Zhou Jian on the spot.
just thought that Zhou Jian said these three words, and after all, he chose to be silent.
This week's sword is the kind of second-way dealer who acts as a life lecturer, and is the kind that does not accept refutation at all.
Undoubtedly...... This thing has already trained his cheeks to the thickness of the Great Wall, and you are reasoning with such shameless people?
it!
Of course, there are also a small number of people who are excited, such as a treasure!
The road to success is just around the corner!
After a moment of flickering, Zhou Jian felt that it was almost over, and turned his head and said, "Principal Qi, my acceptance speech has been published." ”
"Oh......" Qi Chun replied weakly, a little doubtful of life.
He was wondering if his shameless decision to re-award Zhou Jian was right...... Is it right?
Never mind. I can't care so much, let's give the certificate to Zhou Jian first.
He picked up the microphone and was about to speak, but saw Zhou Jian smiling.
"Principal Qi, thank you very much for your trust in me. Thank you for listing me as a good graduate, and of course, thank you for expelling me...... This excellent graduation certificate, I. If you deserve it, I don't want it!"
"Huh?" Qi Chun was stunned.
Zhou Jian dropped the microphone casually, strode down, and walked down.
Qi Chun came back to his senses. Looking at Zhou Jian's back, it seemed that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.
What do you mean?
If you don't accept outstanding graduates, you are talking about it in the audience?
You came up, talked a lot of nonsense, and then said that you don't want the certificate of outstanding graduates?
Neurotic, right?
Yes?
It's just that. Soon, Qi Chun's face became gloomy.
He understood.
The reason why Zhou Jian came to power and talked about a lot of life philosophy and success secrets was just to give him an illusion.
Then, just when he thought it was nothing. suddenly refused to step down with the certificate, all he did was to make him, the principal, lose face in front of many students!
Grade Gentle ...... Why is the scheming so deep?
He sighed, but it was also a little tricky.
Now, what should I do?
Zhou Jian stepped down in style. is still calm and calm.
In fact, the reason why he is like this is to embarrass Qi Chun.
Seeing that Lao Tzu is rich, he wants to ease the relationship?
How can it be so easy!
And the reason why he gave indiscriminate speeches was to give many students a bad job. I don't have the impression of being upright and full of nonsense.
You see, even people like me can become excellent graduates, how far are you rubbish?
In fact, are the crowds really rubbish?
There is a debtor who is wronged. Whose problem it is, everyone understands it with their butts!
It must be the principal Qi Chun, there is no doubt!
So, the duo, how is Qi Chun going to pick it up?
On the stage, Qi Chun restrained his emotions that were about to go berserk, tried to show a smile, and said, "Hehe, what's that, classmate Zhou Jian, I really like to joke!"
Offstage. Voiceless.
The atmosphere is strange and embarrassing!
At this time, Dong Zhuosui snorted lightly and said, "Are you kidding, Principal Qi can't see it?"
“……”
Qi Chun was completely speechless. secretly scolded Dong Zhuo in his heart.
I finally got the round of the scene, did you dismantle the stage like this?
You are a guest, you were invited by Lao Tzu, and you actually demolished Lao Tzu's stage?
He was just about to say something, Dong Zhuosui spoke.
"What does Zhou Jian look like. I think this kind of person doesn't have any face, it's just a scumbag, and it's understandable that Principal Qi was careless and was fooled by the villain. ”
"This ......"
Qi Chun's complexion changed greatly.
He at this time. Between two fires.
If it is according to what Dong Zhuosui said, then it is tantamount to denying his behavior of wooing Zhou Jian just now.
If he insisted that Zhou Jian was just joking, Dong Zhuosui's truth would make it difficult for him to explain.
In desperation, he had to squeeze out a smile and said, "President Dong, thank you for the reminder, I will pay more attention." ”
"Oh, no. ”
Dong Zhuosui responded disdainfully, and said: "Some people, blindness is not temporary, just like me, I was stupid at the beginning, otherwise it would not have caused some kind of mistake, what about me." Just persuade someone, but don't be cocooned. ”
Dong Zhuo is old and old.
At this time, he couldn't see Zhou Jian as good at all.
Especially Qi Chun's change of face made him very disgusted.
What is Zhou Jian?
He Dong Zhuo is not clear?
Poor Qi Chun, this stupid fork, thinks that Zhou Jian is a real boss if he takes out 10 million...... It's ridiculous.
He lowered his head and pulled out his phone. I am preparing to ask about the recent issue of large amounts of money coming in and out.
It was also at this time that a phone call came in, and he picked it up casually.
The tone over there was very impatient: "Okay...... President, there are ...... Yes...... There is a payout. ”
"Oh. ”
Dong Zhuosui didn't care, and said in a suppressed voice: "Look at you, it's not easy to speak, can you be a little human?"
Over there, he eased up and said, "Governor, we have income, and it's a large amount." ”
"What's wrong with the big amount?"
Dong Zhuosui was displeased, and also expressed his anger towards Zhou Jian: "Give me calm, and make my words clear." ”
"Governor, a large amount, 1200 million! Private account, 12000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
"Oh?"
Dong Zhuosui was taken aback, this money is indeed a bit scary.
However, feeling the probing eyes on both sides, he had to remain shocked and said in a deep voice, "What the hell is going on?"
The other side hurriedly said: "There are 1200 million in the account over there, but 300 million will be transferred away soon, and now, there are still 900 million in the account, which has been ...... Already, it has been more than ten days. ”
"Oh, that's ......"
Dong Zhuo Suiqiang remained calm and asked, "Is there any contact information for that person?"
"Yes, it's the Zhou Jian you paid attention to last time. ”
“……”
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