Chapter 90: Egg Pain
Holding the purple transformation card in his hand, an inexplicable fear suddenly arose in his heart. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
According to the urine nature of the system, this [Transformation Card] should not be so simple...
In other words... I'm going to get caught!!'
But if you don't try it, the cat called 'Curiosity' will claw the little anti-inflammatory mind into a twist...
Standing in front of the mirror, Xiao Yan looked at his facial features and did not look like he had been [shaped], although he was not handsome, but I don't know if he had changed more, his skin was delicate and smooth, and even the acne marks on his face gradually disappeared...
Anti-inflammatory began to guess what effect would happen after he used this purple transformation card...
'Reasonable, but also unexpected—'
“……”
Then, there is only one possibility - it will become a dinosaur girl!!
"Yes, since the transformation, I have always been beautiful, handsome, heroine... And will pit herself, very unexpectedly transformed, and will only transform into a very ugly dinosaur girl~"
…
The system just can't stand it.
[Host, why are you more troublesome than a woman... Mother-in-law and mother-in-law, there is no courage and decisiveness that a man should have. 】
Groove~
Being told by the system not to be a man?
How can this be endured!!
"Okay-transform!!"
"Anyway, recharge for 1 hour, 100 yuan, Lao Tzu pays..."
…
Suddenly, the purple transformation card turned into a dazzling purple light, covering the anti-inflammatory at once, everything is very routine, and the process of transformation makes the anti-inflammatory very painful.
Right!
You read that right, it's just -- the egg hurts!
The lower body, the whole ball, as if someone had slashed it off... Instantly chilly...
In short, it's not a good feeling...
And Mimi's pain~ is a unique experience, as if, two big hammers, constantly hammering the anti-inflammatory chest, until, completely swollen...
This embodiment is really like a thousand knives slashing around the anti-inflammatory body, inhuman torture, almost making him scream out loud-
"System, I call your immortal board... It hurts, it hurts—"
As a result, the system's answer made the anti-inflammatory want to kill it. [Back to the host, being a woman is painful... For example, menstrual pain, first pain, childbirth pain... During the birth of a child, I was blown up by chrysanthemum... Chrysanthemum is tired of being played with and has a sore throat...】
"Selling hemp pies—"
Anti-inflammatory is really completely speechless!
However, when the purple light that enveloped his whole body completely dissipated, those inhuman pains completely disappeared, as if it was like a dream just now!!
"Dwarf oil, I'll go~"
I thought that I would be pitted into a big ugly girl by the system, but I didn't expect that I would be so beautiful in the mirror...
How so?
Big eyes, small nose and small mouth, long black hair with a shawl, delicate figure, big where it should be big, small where it should be small... Under the point, under his own, it seems that he is still a white tiger, slippery...
The wind blows the ass and the ass is cold.
Ding Ding Ding ~
At this time, the anti-inflammatory mobile phone suddenly rang.
When she heard it, to her surprise, it was the female anchor who called before... The purpose of her call was to meet with Anti-inflammatory... I'll go, is this the legendary date~
A righteous gentleman like Anti-inflammatory naturally replied.
"Where? I'll go right now—"
"Huh?" the lover anchor was very curious. "[Yushu Lingfeng Seven Jiro in One Night] Sir, your voice?"
"Oh, oh!!!, I'm my sister... My name is [Sinking Fish and Falling Goose Six Jiro in One Night]..."
"Poof~" The lover anchor laughed all of a sudden. "Sister, you're so humorous... Don't forget, tell your brother oh ~ I'm in room 1314 of the 'Grand Hyatt Hotel' in your city~"
Sao ~ angry ~
This bewitching and cheap ~ goods are really sassy ~ angry ~
However, the anti-inflammatory hormonal explosion in the body feels so exciting.
"System bacteria, quickly quit the transformation... I'm going out on a date—"
Anti-inflammatory impatient, I don't want to, I never expected, the system bacteria replied slowly.
[I'm sorry!, host, I forgot to tell you... The purple transformation card is a little different from the [body shaping card], in addition to being 100 yuan more expensive per hour, the most important thing is that there is no way to cancel it during the recharge transformation period... In short, how much money you recharge will be forced to transform for as long as you want. 】
"I said—"
"I knew your system was going to trick me..."
Anti-inflammatory and don't look for clothes, just like this in front of the mirror, scratching his head and posing, there is no way, the previous crossing, class test [soul wearing], although it is also a transformation, but not as strong as the current psychological experience after [body transformation] ...
After all, the body of this beautiful woman now is the body that reduces inflammation - it is a unique body like the body after [shaping]...
It's just that the lower body suddenly has no 'burden'~ It feels empty...
【Ahem~】
Unexpectedly, the system suddenly coughed-
[That host, don't be angry when you say it... Just now, when I recharged, I accidentally recharged for 24 hours... In other words, for this day and night, you can only transform into a woman-]
"Fuck you, uncle-"
The anti-inflammatory is on fire all of a sudden!!
She can't be decided-
"The system... I say your ancestors... Do you have a system like this? You TM recharge me for 24 hours -- peat~ Why don't you recharge me for a year!!Gold member, green diamond and blue diamond~~"
The system bacteria said slowly.
[It's okay for the hostel to rush for a year, or just charge it for a lifetime... The recharged money, this system can cushion for you first...]
You're paralyzed - you're ruthless!!
"Uncle System, I was wrong..."
Nima, recharge for one day, it's hard enough-
Also tm for a lifetime!!
, what's the difference between that and being a woman directly...
I'm really scared of inflammation...
This system is obscene and shameless, it's simply not human~
…
The rest of the story is interesting!
Anti-inflammatory first time to go shopping for clothes...
Hehe, here's the sick sentence.
It's a woman's version of anti-inflammatory, the first time I went to buy women's underwear...
Ahem, you know...
Anti-inflammatory can make money, and she doesn't want to treat herself badly, of course, she doesn't want her breasts to sagging early... So what~ This European cover must be bought with the best.
"The clerk, the clerk... This hood is small, bring me a big one..."
"Hey, beauty, come in... Why can't this be buckled... Hey, your boobs don't seem to be as big as mine... I'll touch it... It's not big, but it's soft..."
“……”
When the anti-inflammatory finally spent thousands of oceans with a painful face, bought clothes and went out, the whole famous brand store, the slightly long and beautiful female clerks were blushing...
They were all squatting together and talking to each other.
"I didn't expect this girl to be very beautiful... The figure is good... The sound is also good... It's also generous... But, it's a pervert—"
"yes! When she bought the fat ci, she touched my thigh..."
"She said that I was not as old as her, and she also taught me breast augmentation manually... Pinched my mimi still hurts..."
"It's really perverted every year... This year is especially numerous..."
…
The anti-inflammatory coat is not cheap, she bought the most fashionable coat this year, and she wanted to wear high heels ~ bag, but found that it was difficult for her to wear women's leather shoes...
In the end, she carried a small bag of more than 1,000 and dressed up, not to mention a celebrity and a celebrity, but it was also a petty bourgeois car to the 'Grand Hyatt Hotel'.
Along the way, the anti-inflammatory was very painful, because the 9,000 yuan she earned in the task of "Splendid Weiyang" was almost spent...
However, Uncle Driver, he seems to be quite happy...
Looking at the anti-inflammatory all the way, if it weren't for the anti-inflammatory reminder to remind him a few words, it is estimated that he would have rear-ended and crashed...
It's really unproductive... Are all men like this?
I can't walk when I see a beautiful woman...
However, after getting out of the car, I remembered to buy something again... Although, she looks better than makeup without makeup... However, the smell in the car just now was not very good...
Thereupon!
Anti-inflammatory, the flesh hurts, took out the last few hundred yuan, and bought a bottle of not expensive brand perfume, light and elegant...
In the TV series, like those women, they sprayed into the air, and then, they walked over head-on...
At this time, bang~, it turned out that a male student, because he couldn't take his eyes off himself, crashed into the back door of an off-road vehicle on the side of the road and fell...
'Tsk, is the old lady so attractive now?'
…
Grand Hyatt Hotel, high-end western restaurant.
The erotic female anchor is very beautiful, she is wearing a low-cut dress, leggings on the lower body, and in light makeup, her charming eyes are seductive to all beings...
She got up and poured wine for the anti-inflammatory, and looked at the anti-inflammatory as if she hadn't eaten for a day, feasting, and smiled in her heart, 'This girl is so cute~'.
The red wine, rippling in the goblet...
Fortunately, Xiaoyan and Li Ke have been to high-end restaurants a few times, otherwise, she will not be able to use knives and forks, and she must be embarrassed...
"What do you call your little sister?"
"Elimination... Dissipation~"
"Sure enough, it's charming enough... My sister is beautiful, and my sister can't help but be moved?"
"My brother has something to do temporarily, and he can't leave... Let me be my sister~"
"Don't say it, you two brothers and sisters really look alike... The older brother is handsome, the younger sister is pretty... Your parents are so blessed..."
"What's my sister's name?"
"Oh~ this is my sister's business card-"
Anti-inflammatory results at a glance, lying down, it turned out to be called Bai Suzhen!! or a well-known photographer of an international geographic magazine...
"Isn't my sister particularly strange about my name? Alas, my parents died when I was a child... I don't know why they gave me such a name before they died?"
I was stunned for a moment, I didn't expect that this female anchor, who is famous among Internet celebrities and has hundreds of thousands of fans, would have such a tragic background, but she can be such a famous Internet celebrity and a well-known photographer alone, which proves her strength...
She probably said these words to herself because she was a girl...
After all, the current appearance of women is very deceptive-
Xiao Yan wanted to comfort her, but at this time, a dashing and powerful footsteps came, the two men, to Xiao Yan's surprise, there was an obvious foil role in the back, Xiao Yan actually knew...
It was on Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan's birthdays that Sun Zheng knew a social elite Tian You... Anti-inflammatory's current agent, Li Ke, was also introduced to him.
Anti-inflammatory knows, this Tianyou also has a family business, and he is also a rich second generation in the city, and his knowledge is also good, and he is considered a social elite...
But now, he was clearly foiling the man in front of him.
~ This current man is handsome, although he can't compare to the small fresh meat of South Korea, but the person in the upper position is full of momentum, obviously, in terms of appearance and status, he is several grades higher than Na Tian You...
I thought that this playboy was just coming to talk...
However!
She never expected that this playboy would go straight to the erotic anchor Bai Suzhen. "My good sister, you came to this city... I won't be informed by my good brother..."
Younger sister??
She was stunned for a moment, however, what surprised her even more was that Bai Suzhen's face was not very good-looking.
"Where do I dare to bother my good brother who has a lot of opportunities every day..."
The playboy obviously knew his sister's character, so he didn't say much to her, but looked at the anti-inflammatory side with a pair of good-looking single-skin eyes.
"Oh, this girl is so beautiful... Sister, don't you hurry up and tell my brother to introduce you to each other..."
"Hmph-" Bai Suzhen just snorted coldly.
And this playboy is worthy of being a master of flirting with girls, and he is not annoyed, I saw him stretching out his hand to the anti-inflammatory, and said with a handsome face: "My name is Bai Jie, and I am currently the CEO of the city's branch [National Entertainment Company]..."
"Nice to meet you... I feel that you have an extraordinary temperament, the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose, and come to our company for development... There must be a future!!"
“……”
Anti-inflammatory was stunned on the spot-
He's the CEO of the city's branch [National Entertainment Company] -- (To be continued.) )