Chapter 5: Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau (5)
Xiao Guan glanced at Kong Fanquan's back, and saw that Kong Fanquan also took the door with his hand, and suddenly felt that this hole bureau was quite sophisticated.
The whole room is unusually large, which means that there are quite a lot of black holes between the monster world and the human world, and I looked at the back of the room, and found that I couldn't see the end at all, thinking about the few offices that suddenly appeared upstairs, I felt that maybe this room was infinitely extended.
The whole room is the same thing, just like the bookshelves in the library, row by row, row by row, row by row, and row by row, the front and back all look the same, but the size of the hive is getting bigger and bigger from front to back, and the crutch does not go inside and sway, but sits in front of the lunch box monster.
The lunch box monster was stuck on the third layer of the hive, and sat down to face the lunch box monster, this lunch box monster except for the extra two hands and facial features or something, it looks like an old-fashioned aluminum lunch box, but it looks very new, shiny and shiny.
Curiously, he stretched out his hand and poked the lunch box, which was hard and hard, and the feeling of poking it was the same as a normal aluminum lunch box.
The two little hands of the lunch box monster waved angrily: "Human, you actually poke me! Be careful that I drown you with food!"
Abduction: "......"
Xiao Zhu happily touched the little arm of the lunch box monster with his hand: "If you have the ability, you will drown me." β
Lunch box monster: "......"
"By the way, how did you get here?"
When the lunch box monster said this, he was so depressed that he even lowered his thin arms: "Don't mention it, I was competing with the chopsticks 8385854, who knew that a side flash, I accidentally came here." β
"Wait, what does that 838 mean?"
Lunch Box Monster: "That's its name." "I think of the human beings in front of me who don't seem to understand anything, and the lunch box monster kindly popularizes common sense for the abduction, "There are a lot of monsters in the monster world, so the name is determined according to the morning and evening of the monster, and a style is named down according to the number, for example, the pair of chopsticks that I compete with is the 8385854 to become a chopsticks monster, and my name is lunch box 5246, that is, the 5246th to become a lunch box monster." β
Xiao Guan wiped the sweat on his face: "So you are earlier than that chopsticks 8385854 become a monster?5246 is much earlier than 8385854." β
The little eyes of the lunch box monster looked at Xiao Guan with undue disdain: "Why are you so stupid, is it okay for chopsticks to appear earlier than me?" paused, "The full name of the chopsticks monster is bamboo chopsticks 8385854 and my full name is the old-fashioned one-layer aluminum lunch box 5246." β
Abduction: "...... Hehe, your classification is quite fine. β
The lunch box monster raised its neck arrogantly and snorted coldly-uh, well, I can't actually see where its neck is.
He asked, "Then what kind of bamboo chopsticks do you compare with?" You are a lunch box, it is chopsticks, is there any comparison?"
The lunch box monster's eyes widened, and he scolded angrily: "You stupid! How can you not compete? That dead bamboo chopsticks always want to clip my food! Always clip! Once or twice is enough! It always clips!"
looked at the lunch box monster who had fallen into the magic barrier, and also fell into contemplation, well, the bamboo chopsticks always pick up food from the lunch box, this ...... It seems to be quite normal, so it's these guys who have become weird that are not normal.
He coughed twice, saying that he was not curious and fake: "That, what kind of food do you have?"
The lunch box monster immediately stopped the magic barrier, "It's always clipped", and looked at the abaulettes with a subtle expression: "You want to know?"
He first rubbed back silently, keeping a certain distance from the lunch box monster before he spoke again: "Yes." β
The lunch box monster immediately became elated: "Since I became a monster, no human has ever eaten my food! Those chopsticks monsters are also a waste when they are pinched out, they can't eat at all! Finally, a human came to eat!" After speaking, he lifted his face down with lightning speed: "Look, is it fragrant?"
I'm going to cry when I'm young, and I don't want to see this weird way of opening a lunch box again! He promised that he would be resistant to this kind of lunch box in the future. However, life went on, and I walked forward and saw the food in the lunch boxβnormal, normal white rice, and normal scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
"Well, I'm done. β
The lunch box monster pressed his face again, and was very proud: "Isn't it fragrant? Hmph, it's delicious! My original human master's cooking is so delicious, I can conjure up all the food that the human master used to put in my body!"
--I used to put it in my body or something, but it was too much of a heavy taste, and I covered my face silently.
The lunch box monster thought thoughtfully: "If only the chopsticks were weird, you could taste the deliciousness of my food." β
Xiao Qi simply changed the topic: "Anyway, do you want to stay in the world or go back?"
One of the hands of the lunch box monster kept knocking on his face: "Hmm, I think the world is not bad, if I can come out, I will stay in the world first, and if it really doesn't work, I'll go back." β
"Then let's wait until you come out. "You may not be able to come out, if you go back to the monster world, be careful that the bamboo chopsticks over there will hold your food." He stood up and patted his buttocks, "Stay here by yourself, I'll go first." β
Ignoring the call of the lunch box monster behind him, he simply walked out of the house and closed the door, thought about it, walked to the second floor, and went to Kong Fanquan's office.
Just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard Kong Fanquan's voice from inside: "Come in." β
He touched his nose and pushed the door in.
Kong Fanquan frowned: "Didn't you say that you were asked to look at that lunch box monster?"
"It can't get out, I can't get in, it's boring enough to stare at it, anyway, you also said that even if it comes to the world, it can't come out of that room, I'll go to see it every once in a while." β
Kong Fanquan frowned, thinking that it was the same thing, there was no way to refute the abduction at all.
He said, "Director Kong, I want to ask you one thing, is that room infinitely large?"
Kong Fanquan sighed: "There are countless gaps between the human world and the monster world, and our peacekeeping bureau has used a small spell to place all the gaps in the same room, so that it is easy to deal with." β
"But if a monster suddenly appears in the back or something, I don't know, how can I quickly determine if there is an extra monster in there?"
Kong Fanquan corrected the mistake of abduction: "It's a monster and a monster, not a monster." β
Abduction: "...... That's not the point. β
Kong Fanquan emphasized: "This is very important. β
He raised his hands to admit defeat: "Okay, okay, I admit that this is very important, I was wrong just now, I mean that if a monster or monster suddenly appears in the back or something, I don't know if there is a monster or monster in it, how can I quickly determine if there is an extra monster or monster in it?"
Kong Fanquan: "There is a display screen at the front of the room, do you see it?"
Xiao Qiu recalled for a moment and replied affirmatively: "No." β
"Yes. Kong Fanquan is also very sure, "If something appears, the location will be shown on the display, and you can find it yourself when the time comes." β
"There's really no such display as you said, I'm pretty sure." β
Kong Fanquan raised his eyebrows: "You can go now." β
"......" silently retracted what he wanted to say, as a real monster, it was not a problem to change into a display.
He tentatively asked, "So, can I get off work?"
Kong Fanquan: "Fifty yuan an hour, whatever you want." β
"A lot of things have happened today, so I'd better go back and calm down first." β
Kong Fanquan put down the Wen JiΓ n clip in his hand and stood up: "Today I invite you to dinner, let's go." β
Xiao Zhu looked frightened: "Why do you invite me to dinner?"
Kong Fanquan paused: "Inviting subordinates to eat is a good way to promote feelings." He added, "Humans are strange creatures who usually like to exchange feelings at the dinner table. β
Abduction: "...... Ask to go to a normal human restaurant. β
Kong Fanquan's expression was natural: "That's nature, occasionally I like to eat human food." Tilting his head and thinking about it, "For example, barbecue or something, oh, yes, I like something a little heavier." β
- So in the end they came to eat hot pot and asked for a super spicy pot.
Kong Fanquan threw a piece of cabbage into the small pot: "Don't be polite to me, you can eat whatever you want." β
The corners of his mouth twitched and looked at the circle of meat on Kong Fanquan's side, and then saw that his side was either cabbage or spinach, and he really didn't say anything polite to Kong Fanquan: "I also want to eat meat, I'm not a rabbit." β
Kong Fanquan: "I know you're not a rabbit, you want to eat meat?" Kong Fanquan frowned and beckoned the waiter to come over, "Two more plates of meat." β
"Hey, I'll just share your meat on a plate. He stopped the waiter and pointed to at least six or seven plates of meat on Kong Fanquan's side.
Kong Fanquan was unhappy: "This meat is mine, if you want to eat it, you can order it again." β
ββSo you didn't order my share of meat at all, did you?
He said to the waiter, "Two more plates of meat." β
Although he also likes to eat meat, he is a little tired of seeing that Kong Fanquan's pot is full of meat, and he asked tentatively: "Do you only eat meat?"
Kong Fanquan immediately showed a disgusted expression: "What's so delicious about grass?"
He glanced at the spinach, oil, wheat cabbage, coriander, mushrooms, potato chips, sweet potato slices, vermicelli, etc., and was silent.
Therefore, even if you know that being at the dinner table is a good way for humans to communicate their feelings, you can't really reach the level of human beings - this is the deepest realization after having a meal with Kong Fanquan.
-- Protecting food or something, Director Kong is really a good hand.