Today, after the two unscrupulous masters finished my practice, they told me that they were going out to run errands tomorrow, and then gave me a day off, while Sister Qing stayed here with me.Chinese

So the next day, I woke up early in the morning and fully felt the pleasure of my body slowly recovering from the devastation of the two unscrupulous masters.

Sister Qing went up to the mountain early in the morning to pick mushrooms, and recently she seems to be obsessed with picking mushrooms, making mushroom soup for us every day, and eating mushrooms for all three of us men.

I remember that two days ago, I told Sister Qing a yellow joke about picking mushrooms.

A man lived in seclusion in the mountains, one day lying naked in the grass to rest, suddenly a little girl picking mushrooms came, she picked mushrooms while saying "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, ......5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5,

Eventually, the little girl gave up picking mushrooms, and the man felt very happy, and the next day he came to the same place and waited for the little girl to pick mushrooms. The next day came a mushroom-picking bear, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7......"

I waited by the lake for a long time, and Sister Qing hadn't come back yet, so I wanted to go out and find her, maybe I could pretend to be a big bad wolf and eat this Little Red Riding Hood.

So I followed the direction that Sister Qing walked out, and sure enough, after looking for about an hour, I finally saw Sister Qing on her body, she was picking mushrooms seriously, and there was already a basket of mushrooms in the bamboo basket behind her.

At this time, I saw Sister Qing oops, her footsteps slipped, and she fell directly to the ground.

I hurriedly stepped out and asked nervously, "Sister Qing, are you okay?"

When Sister Qing saw that it was me, she asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

I said, "Master, they all went out, I was bored there alone, and you didn't come back, I was afraid that something would happen to you, so I came out to look for you, but I didn't expect you to really have an accident." ”

Sister Qing gave me a blank look, "You crow's mouth, my feet and my hands seem to be twisted." ”

I hurriedly asked her to stretch out her feet and hands to show me, I have been studying ancient medicine with Master Mu Chiao for a while, and this fall injury or something is still difficult for me.

Sister Qing also trusted me, and immediately sat on the ground, first stretching her feet over.

I took her delicate little feet and took off her shoes neatly, and sure enough, a lump of her ankle was swollen.

"Sister Qing, you have a sprain, bear with it. As I spoke, I helped her push it up, and after a while, it felt almost over, and Sister Qing took her foot away from me.

Then I looked at her hand again, and her hand was just on the ground, and it seemed to be sprained.

So I took care of it for her.

But now her hands and feet are temporarily useless.

"Can you still walk?" I asked.

Sister Qing shook her head, "It's all your crow's mouth, you can carry me back." ”

As soon as I heard it, I agreed to it, and Sister Qing didn't have any taboos, so she fell directly on my back.

I carried her on my back, although she was very tall, but her body was very light, carrying her on my back was like carrying a little swallow on my back, but I was excited, and my steps were much lighter.

"Boy, do you think you have any crooked thoughts?" Sister Qing said to me suddenly.

"How can I be? "I flatly deny it.

"Then why do you pick a rough road and jump on your back with your sister on your back, don't you feel very happy?" Sister Qing's words pierced my mask of hypocrisy.

I sneered, "What, take a shortcut, take a shortcut." ”

In fact, I am indeed very comfortable, Sister Qing's graceful body leans on my back, I jump like this again, that soft feeling makes me almost fly.

I was proud, how do I know that happiness is sad, suddenly my feet slipped, I "ouch", my body tilted to the side, Sister Qing on the back didn't pay attention for a while, and flew out directly.

"Sister Qing. I fell to the ground and shouted.

After I finished shouting, I found Sister Qing's appearance, and I was immediately confused.

Sister Qing did not fall to the ground.

The direction in which she fell was a tree, and her body was so good that she was stuck in the middle of the branch, and she was stuck to death.

If it was usual, she would naturally be able to break free, but now that she has one hand and one foot is useless, seeing that she is stuck by the tree, but there is nothing she can do, she shouted angrily at me: "Liu Lang, I want to kill you!"

As soon as I heard it, she could still shout so angrily, her heart was happy, and her prank mind also rose, "Sister Qing, what are you doing, why are you facing PP at me, hurry up." ”

Sister Qing was shaken by me saying this, but she never broke free, and her face turned red, "Liu Lang, do you want to die, get me out!"

"You are not allowed to hit me if you get it. I said.

"Think beautifully, get it out and I'll kill you! How dare you tease me. "Sister Qing seems to be really angry.

"Then I won't get you out, there's a kind of you coming out on your own. I said to her.

When Sister Qing heard my words, she became even more angry, "Liu Lang! If I don't kill you today, I won't be Wu Qing!"

"I'm so scared, then I'll go first, it is said that there are big bears in this mountain, if the big bears see you, they have to eat you, I'd better go quickly." "I said I'm going to run.

Sister Qing's tone softened suddenly, "Liu Lang, be good, get my sister out, and my sister will go back and make something to eat for you." ”

I frowned, "It's mushroom soup again." ”

"Isn't mushroom soup delicious?" Sister Qing asked me rhetorically.

I watched Sister Qing being stuck like this, the branch just stuck in her abdomen, she was stuck in a very ambiguous action, looking at it, my heart couldn't help but move.

I was also stunned, and I actually walked in front of Sister Qing in one step, and said to her with a little red face: "I don't want to eat mushroom soup." ”

"And what do you want to do?" she looked at me in surprise.

"I, I told you not to be angry. I stood in front of her and watched Sister Qing's face fall in front of my stomach, and my voice trembled.

"You speak first. Sister Qing instinctively sensed that something was wrong and didn't agree to me right away.

"You, don't you like to pick mushrooms? I took a deep breath and plucked up the courage to speak to her.

Because I told her this joke before, Sister Qing reacted immediately, and she slapped me hard with an uninjured hand, "Liu Lang, you really want to die!"

I also became angry, "Sister Qing, why are you teasing me every day for a month, and then bullying me every day, today I finally have the strength, I want to take revenge on you!"

As I spoke, I took another step closer to her, and her head rested on my stomach.

"If you don't, I'll pick the mushrooms for you." I said with a deliberately lewd laugh.

"How dare you!" she actually threatened me.

"What don't I dare, who teased me the other night, saying that as long as I have the strength, she will fight with me until dawn. As I spoke, I pressed my hands on her head.

"Woo woo, Liu Lang, you bastard! You take advantage of people's danger!" Sister Qing was shocked.

In fact, after more than a month of getting along, Sister Qing is no longer the cold queen I know, she occasionally behaves like a little girl, and her personality has a strange contrast and cuteness, which makes me feel quite funny.

And everything that should have happened between us has happened, and there is no longer any barrier.

So I smiled lewdly: "Either you help me pick mushrooms, or I help you pick mushrooms, you can do it yourself, or I'll leave you alone." ”

Sister Qing thought about it, and finally reluctantly looked up at me, and suddenly smiled, "Okay, let me pick mushrooms, okay, as long as you are not afraid of death! You think about it, I finish picking mushrooms today, and I will pick mushrooms for you every day in the future, and see who will die first!"

I'm also out of the way, anyway, it's also romantic to die under the peony flower.

So I agreed, "Who's afraid of whom, huh." ”

Sister Qing guesses that she thinks the same as me, anyway, once and twice, she even gave me her body, and she doesn't seem to care about the rest......

My heart was so happy that I was about to fly, because I was finally in charge of the house in front of Sister Qing, and I didn't have to be enslaved by a queen.

In the end, I couldn't help myself, and I yelled and got rid of her hand and walked behind her.

Sister Qing was shocked, "Liu Lang, what are you going to do! I don't allow you to do this!"

My eyes were red, and I couldn't hold it anymore and said, "Sister Qing, I'm here!"

As I spoke, I hugged her from behind...... Cat flutter Chinese