I held Lin Lu with both hands and tried to keep myself calm, but I can't get up at this time, otherwise I won't be able to explain it.

This little slut is also brain-dead, I somehow thought of a joke, saying that there is a fire in the middle of the night, and you have to escape without clothes, it is better to cover the top or cover the bottom, and the best answer is to cover your face, everyone is the same......

The little slut just wants to cover his face at the moment.

Before I could finish thinking about it, she suddenly looked up at me again.

My heart was pounding, no, could she have noticed something strange in my body?

"Sister, you are really a princess of Taiping, not only flat, but also hard, I really don't know how you got it, it's too miserable, right?" Lin Lu said to me sympathetically.

"People practice sports. I replied, secretly relieved.

"Alright, let's go. Lin Lu said to me.

"However, this posture is not very good. I said to her.

She hung on me like an octopus, and I couldn't stand it as a strong-blooded lad.

"It's okay, you can take me out of the bar like this. She said nonchalantly, as if she was still praising her wit.

"Shall I carry you out or I?" I tried to suggest.

"Hold it and it will be gone. "She still cares about this, she's shameless anyway.

"Okay. I pretended to be helpless to answer, but in fact, my heart was overwhelmed.

I took Lin Lu to see Wang Dadiao and He Tiantian like this, I don't know what they will think haha.

When I took Lin Lu out, sure enough, there were people who looked at us all the way, I guess everyone is very strange such a combination, a fierce girl holding a sailor girl, what the hell is this match.

And when I arrived at He Tiantian's corner, He Tiantian and Wang Dadiao were directly stunned.

He Tiantian pointed at me and Lin Lu, unable to say a word.

And Wang Dadiao held back half a sentence: "You, you are ......"

I didn't answer, Lin Lu in my arms replied, "Get out quickly, go out and talk about it." ”

With that, Lin Lu asked me to go out first.

I winked at He Tiantian, who was dazed, and then took the lead out with the octopus.

When the four of us came outside, I put Lin Lu down, this little slut is really full of flesh.

"What the hell are you doing!" Wang Dadiao finally asked.

"Ask a ball and ask!The old lady likes to let Liu Lang's sister hug, can you care about it!" Lin Lu turned around and scolded Wang Dadiao.

Wang Dadiao was stunned, and I had to laugh when I saw it.

I estimate that in Wang Dadiao's heart, it has risen to the realm of hatred for taking his wife, his ex-girlfriend He Tiantian was bent by me, and his current girlfriend Lin Lu was also bent by me.

He Tiantian heard Lin Lu's words and looked at me strangely.

I hurriedly went over and grabbed He Tiantian's hand affectionately, and called sweetly: "Sister." ”

I also whispered in her ear: "Sister, I helped you take revenge and tricked Lin Lu fiercely." ”

He Tiantian screwed me quietly, and then returned to his blurry appearance.

"Tian Tian, really, you listen to my advice, don't abuse yourself, you can't find a man as good as me, at least find a woman as good as me, look at what you're looking for now. "Wang Dadiao vented his anger on my head.

Before I could refute, He Tiantian suddenly hugged my waist - look at her hugging, hard work for her to make my tiger back.

"You're wrong, Wang Dadiao, Liu Lang is just my good best friend, I have a boyfriend, a very good boyfriend. He Tiantian was drunk and hazy, but he smiled happily.

"Oh, don't you mean that Liu Lang is your boyfriend or ......girlfriend," Wang Dadiao questioned.

"It's just kidding you. He Tiantian said.

"That's good, I don't know when I'll be lucky enough to meet your man, I'll help you check the gates. Wang Dadiao said.

At this time, He Tiantian suddenly sneered, "You help me check the gates? Wang Dadiao, let me ask you, why do you check for me? I find a man, and I want you to check for me?"

Wang Dadiao's face was not good-looking all of a sudden.

Lin Lu on the side suddenly laughed coldly, "Yo, what's wrong with this society, the broken flowers and willows think so highly of themselves?"

"What did you say?" He Tiantian's face trembled, and his expression became ugly.

"What to pretend in front of me, my eagle owl told me, saying that you had already rolled the sheets with him before, and I don't know how active and coquettish I am, and my eagle is about to be squeezed dry, and my eagle has no choice, so I broke up with you, a vixen who is dissatisfied. Lin Lu twisted her body and said.

"You fart!" He Tiantian's face turned red with anger, and the alcohol all over his body became stronger.

"Dadiao, do you think that's the case?" Lin Lu looked at Wang Dadiao.

Wang Dadiao nodded, "Hey, everyone has something unsightly, let's not talk about it." ”

"Wang Dadiao, you!" He Tiantian pointed at Wang Dadiao, trembling all over.

I hurriedly held He Tiantian and looked at Wang Dadiao and the two of them coldly.

"You see, I want to be dissatisfied, so now I have found a girlfriend, and the two of us can play together for as long as you want, which is really a good idea. Lin Lu said again.

She forgot, I'm her friend, this kind of guy who turns his face over and is an ass, hehe.

"Our Sister Tian Tian has a boyfriend, don't talk nonsense. I whispered, and in my heart, I had already made a decision.

"Boyfriend? It's just that she needs too much to find a boyfriend for fear of losing face in front of us. Maybe she didn't know how many times she had played a night game. Lin Lu said disdainfully.

"I've seen her boyfriend. I said, "She's a handsome boyfriend, and he's a good fighter! ”

"Cut, who believes it? Sister Liu Lang, sister, when you are a friend, I advise you to stay away from this kind of woman. "The little slut still has the face to mention this.

"Have you said enough!" He Tiantian suddenly shouted and staggered.

"Not enough. A voice rang out.

He Tiantian looked at me in surprise, his eyes full of tears.

The one who can't say enough is me!

Not enough, how can it be enough! Let them say, as hot as they say, how violent my anger is!

"Sister Tian Tian, do you want to summon your boyfriend out?" I suddenly smiled and said to He Tian Tian coquettishly.

He Tiantian's eyes were confused, and he couldn't help but nod, "I, I ......"

"What are you? I gently touched He Tiantian's hair, and my temperament turned cold!

"Say it! You can say it, I can do it!"

"I ......" He Tiantian choked up, and couldn't hold back his tears anymore.

"Say, say you want your boyfriend's protection, say you want your boyfriend's affection, say you want him out!" I murmured in her ear, my voice like a spell.

When He Tiantian heard this, he seemed to remember something, burst into tears, hugged me tightly with both hands, and shouted loudly: "I want my boyfriend's protection! I want my boyfriend's love!"

"I want him, now, now for the old lady to come out!" she said at the end, almost shouting!

Lin Lu and Wang Dadiao thought why Tian Tian was drunk and crazy.

She didn't get drunk, it was me who got drunk, I was already drunk and helpless in He Tiantian's pity, and I was already ...... for her

A heart is crazy!

"Hey, hey, then, Sister Tian Tian, I said, if you want a man, I am your pillar of optimus, I bah, I am your man who stands up to the sky!"

I gently pushed He Tiantian away and rushed directly towards Wang Dadiao!

While rushing, I took off my hood directly with one hand, and in front of them, I showed my true identity!

Hot-blooded men, bloody heroes!

Wang Dadiao and Lin Lu saw that I had changed from a girl to a man all of a sudden, and the whole person was not good.

I ignored them, and when I passed, I pressed the hood on Wang Dadiao's face, and at the same time, a punch smashed into Wang Dadiao's face, and with one punch, he was blasted out two meters away!

This is not over, I rushed over and grabbed Wang Dadiao, who was completely stunned by me, and punched him in the eye, "This punch will hit you without beads!"

A punch was on his mouth, "This punch, hit you with nonsense!"

A punch was done to his heart, "This punch, hit you inattentively!"

After three punches, Wang Dadiao was about to faint by me, and I threw him directly to the ground.

"Hey, hey, this kind of thing is really easy for me to do this kind of thing...... I looked at Wang Dadiao who was hit to the ground by me, and then said to Lin Lu, who was completely stunned, "I just reminded you, my sister Tian Tian's boyfriend is very good at fighting......"

"You, you're a man!" Lin Lu finally screamed, and the whole person trembled!

"Hehe, of course I'm a man. Sister Lin Lu, she is in good shape, I have seen everything that should be seen, and I have touched everything that should be touched, but there is one sentence, I lied to you. I looked at her grimly.

"What, what's the ......," she said miserably.

"Hey, hey, your figure is far worse than my Sister Tian Tian!" I shouted, as if I wanted to pierce her soul!

"A hundred Lin Lu combined, they can't resist one He Tiantian in my family! What kind of thing are you! A woman who dares to point at Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu! Is Lao Tzu's woman something you can bully? Let me tell you, don't say that my Tiantian sister Bingqing Yujie, that is, she has thousands of men, but as long as she follows me once, I will protect her for the rest of her life!" When I said this, I looked at He Tiantian with affection.

At this moment, her eyes are full of tears, which is too distressing.

It seems that I vaguely know the reason why she likes to drink, she has a love debt that she can't escape, and she has a last resort.

However, it doesn't matter, I'm here, I'm her debt, I'm her mind!

I kicked hard under Wang Dadiao, and he was directly kicked by me and fainted, "Wang Dadiao, you will change your name in the future." ”

"It's called Wang Xiaoniao, I think it's good!" I looked at Lin Lu coldly, "If you don't think it's small enough, I'll kick it a few more times!"

"Liu Lang, you, this revenge, I will avenge it sooner or later!" Lin Lu's eyes were about to kill me.

"If you dare to take revenge on me, you won't be a gecko in the future. I sneered.

"What! You put the gecko!" Lin Lu suddenly covered her mouth, revealing an expression of disbelief, she remembered the scene in the toilet, I was up and down with her hands.

"Anyone who dares to be unkind to Sister Tian Tian of my family, if someone moves her, I will cut her a foot!" I pushed Lin Lu away and walked towards He Tiantian.

"The last sentence, you remember, hey, hey, it's not so much that my family has a lot of needs, it's better to say that you are too rubbish!

I helped He Tiantian, who was still in a dream, and slowly walked towards home.

"Liu Lang, just now, were you standing up for me?" He Tiantian asked me stupidly.

"You are mine, I said a long time ago, Lao Tzu's woman is still bullied!" I took advantage of He Tiantian's drunkenness, and I couldn't help but want to tease her.

However, she suddenly smiled, "You say I'm your woman?"

Rub, drunk ears are still so good!

I was immediately embarrassed.

"I remember what you just said all along, right?" she looked at me with a smile.

"And we live in harmony......" she laughed stupidly.

I was so ashamed that I was about to kill myself.

"Let's go!" He Tiantian suddenly seemed to have figured out something, took the initiative to take my hand, and ran all the way.

I was pulled by her, and my mood suddenly warmed up.

Such a night, such a moon, such a street, such a woman, such a gentle heart, such a warm hand, all intoxicate me.

He Tiantian was like a teenage girl, pulling me to run and shouting, as if to vent the boredom of youth.

When I got home, I thought I was going to sleep, but she pulled me into her room and locked the door!

I was full of confusion, and just as I wanted to ask, I was pushed onto the bed by He Tiantian and lay on my back.

He Tiantian sat on top of me and smiled so gently and gently at me.

"Sister Tian Tian, what are you doing?" I was full of doubts, but also full of expectations.

"Well, tonight, your performance moved my sister so much, then, now that my sister is drunk, you should be a dream, get up tomorrow, let's still be good sisters and brothers......" He Tiantian said vaguely, leaned down, getting closer and closer to me, and I smelled the special aroma on her body.

The only reason I have is still struggling, "Sister Tian Tian, are you ......?"

He Tiantian blocked my mouth with one hand, and said with a smile: "Tonight, my sister still wants to prove one thing to you." ”

I was stunned, what was the matter......

"Prove to you that it's the first time for my sister......

With one hand, she unbuttoned her clothes......