428.Chapter 428: You're Too Evil
"That's it...... It's the love ~ love ~ action movie at the beginning of the word A, brother-in-law, you are so evil, you actually hide at home alone to watch this, and you don't lock the door, are you planning to practice it with your sister?"
Bai Weiqiao's face was flushed, her voice was smaller than that of a mosquito, she stammered, and her mind involuntarily recalled the scene she had just seen, and her heart suddenly pounded like a deer. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
That's a bit too big, isn't it?
I don't know how my sister managed to live with it.
A thought flashed through Bai Weiwei's mind, and his face suddenly turned red as blood, and he shook his head vigorously to throw this thought out.
A word begins with love ~ love ~ action movie.
Lu Tianxing was slightly stunned at first, and when he looked down at the big ~ tent ~ tent supported by his pants ~ crotch, he was speechless for a while, this woman's thoughts are too complicated, and even the slightest thing can be associated with other things, can't he watch the video?
"Little girl, what are you thinking! My mind is full of filth, do I want to watch these things? Say, what is the matter with me, if you still let me teach you about drag racing, don't talk about it. ”
Lu Tianxing took a deep breath, reluctantly suppressed the flames in the dantian, sat on the sofa, and raised Erlang's legs to block his tent~ tent.
Bai Wei turned his head cautiously, and when he found that the thing that made his face red was gone, he let out a long breath, patted his chest, looked at Lu Tianxing with suspicion and said, "Brother-in-law, let me ask you, did you tell my sister about you taking me to Hongqiu Mountain just now?"
If Bai Zhiqing knew that Lu Tianxing was going to take her to Hongqiu Mountain for a ride, relying on Bai Zhiqing's character, she wouldn't have to be delusional to go, and could only stay at home honestly, which made it a kind of torment for her, who likes extreme sports.
"No, I don't. Lu Tianxing said quietly.
"That's good, that's good, brother-in-law, remember, don't tell your sister about this, otherwise I'll be unlucky, and you will be unlucky, everyone is a grasshopper on a rope, and no one can run away if something happens." ”
Bai Weiwei told Lu Tianxing, looked at the computer placed on the coffee table, and said curiously: "Brother-in-law, you really weren't watching a movie that is inappropriate for children just now! Hey~, brother-in-law, you are too evil." ”
"Look fart. ”
Lu Tianxing glared at Bai Wei angrily: "Is it necessary for your brother-in-law to look at that thing? Besides, what are you doing with such a wide range of little girls, do you know why Grandpa Xiao Ming can live to be a hundred years old? It is because he never meddles in things. ”
"I'm not Grandpa Xiao Ming, and, brother-in-law, I'm not young, okay, don't you know, brother-in-law?"
Bai stood up proudly, with a smug face, she found that her xiong seemed to have developed again recently, and she was a lot older.
Could it be that papaya soup is really useful, and it seems that I will have to drink a cup every morning in the future.
In the face of Bai's slightly fierce movements, Lu Tianxing suddenly embarrassed, it is indeed not small, he has reached the age where he can pick ~ pick.
Seeing Lu Tianxing's gaze fall in front of his xiong, Bai snorted slightly proudly, and then looked at Lu Tianxing seriously and said: "Brother-in-law, don't watch that kind of small~ movie in the future, and you can't use ~ hand ~ solution ~ to decide, the Internet said that this is not good for your health, if you need anything in the future, you can go to your sister, so that you can enhance the relationship between the two and create a harmonious and happy life, brother-in-law, don't worry, I promise you that I will never tell my sister about the love ~ love ~ action movie that you hid in the room today." ”
"I really didn't look at it. ”
After Lu Tianxing heard this, he suddenly had an urge to burst into tears, he was scorched by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, how could this kid not understand human words!
"Alas, brother-in-law, I understand, I understand, you don't have to explain, man, it's nothing to see, you can increase a little knowledge, it's not a big deal, but brother-in-law, you have to be careful, don't let your sister find out." Brother-in-law, you go on, I won't bother you anymore....... ”
Bai Wei walked to Lu Tianxing's side, sighed softly, patted Lu Tianxing on the shoulder, turned around and walked out, and closed the door by the way.
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The holiday of Saturday and Sunday is fleeting, in the early morning, the bright sunshine shines on the entire magic capital, and also wakes up this sleeping city, the vigorous vitality is shrouded in this international city, and the road has become busy and noisy.
Lu Tianxing yawned and walked out of the other room with a tired face, tired, really tired.
I didn't have a good rest for this weekend, first I was pulled by Bai Weiwei and Bai Zhiqing to the playground for two whole days, and I had to go to the circus at night, and I took a very popular movie mermaid with me, and then returned home, according to the plot, he should have slept with Bai Zhiqing, but Bai Zhiqing's room was directly occupied by Bai Weiwei and drove him to another room.
The next day, before dawn, he had to accompany these two women to see the sunrise, he really couldn't understand, wasn't it the sun?
In the past two days, Lu Tianxing felt that his whole body was about to fall apart, and he didn't want to get up when he was lying in bed.
He really doesn't understand Bai Weiwei's crazy play, after all, Bai Weiwei's personality is like this, there is no fuss, but Bai Zhiqing's character is obviously a cold and arrogant chairman, he has always been cold and incomparably cold, how can he play so energetically, dragging him around in the playground, roller coasters, pirate ships, dream ghost houses and all kinds of entertainment facilities have to be played, which made him feel uncomfortable this morning, and his legs seem to belong to him anymore.
Lu Tianxing finally understands now, in addition to not being able to accompany women shopping, he can't even go to the playground in the future, it's too crazy, he dares to try anything, he dares to play anything, and he has to drag you with him.
Forget it about pulling you along, the key is that she still has to sit next to you, and when she is nervous, she will pinch your arm desperately, when two women pinch your arm hard from left to right, you know that this is not a pleasure, but a kind of torment.
Bai Zhiqing also walked out of her room at this time, looked at Lu Tianxing's listless appearance, and said with a surprised face: "Lu Tianxing, what's wrong with you, listless, went out to be a thief last night?"
"Wife, are you embarrassed to ask this, think about what you have done in the past two days, serving ~ you two beauties, am I easy? I almost didn't exhaust me to death. ”
Lu Tianxing glanced at Bai Zhiqing, and said with a sad and indignant face: "Wife, you said that you are also past the age of innocence, why do you like to play so much, you say that you can play, why do you still like to use your hands and feet, you look at my hands, you can still see nail marks, all of them are pinched out by you." ”
Bai Zhiqing heard Lu Tianxing's words, her pretty face couldn't help but blush, yesterday when she went to the playground, she saw Bai Weiwei having so much fun, she couldn't help but follow Bai Weiwei crazy, now looking back, Bai Zhiqing still has a feeling of being in a different world, I just feel that the crazy person in the past two days is not herself.
"What, don't you want to let you play with me?"
Looking at Lu Tianxing's sad and indignant appearance, Bai Zhiqing, who was still a little apologetic just now, suddenly felt a little unhappy in her heart.
Lu Tianxing's face changed, and he said with a smile: "Yes, how can you be unwilling, accompany your wife to play with your two beauties, I don't know how many people can't envy me, your wife is in the playground, you didn't notice the eyes of the people around you looking at me, typical envy, jealousy and hatred." ”
"You understand, we'll try again next time when we find a time. ”
"Isn't it?
Lu Tianxing screamed.
"Of course, I think it's fun, and it's nice to relax once in a while after work. ”
The corners of Bai Zhiqing's mouth turned up slightly, and she found that she was a little hooked on roller coasters, pirate ships, and other thrilling entertainment facilities, which can make her scream uncontrollably, and no one will laugh at her, which can relieve stress very well.
"Husband, take a good rest, and we'll go play again in a few days. ”
Bai Zhiqing~ glanced at Lu Tianxing coquettishly, twisted the turbid~ round warp, and walked downstairs step by step.
"Alas, it's really fateful for me to live so long with such a wife. ”
Lu Tianxing looked at Bai Zhiqing's back speechlessly, could it be that every sullen woman has a crazy devil hidden in her heart, otherwise how could a good iceberg chairman like that kind of exciting exercise.
Those exciting things are not a big deal for him, but the point is that not only is there someone around you who is desperately pinching your arm, but there is also a loud scream, which can break people's eardrums, which is a bit unpleasant.
"Brother-in-law, come here, come here, I have something to ask you. ”
As soon as he walked downstairs, Lu Tianxing was about to go to the kitchen to help, when he heard a voice like a lark, Bai Wei stretched out his head from the sofa and beckoned to Lu Tianxing.
Lu Tianxing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously quickened his pace and walked towards the kitchen, Bai Wei's fierceness made him really a little overwhelmed.
Seeing this scene, Bai Weiwei hurriedly stood up, walked quickly to Lu Tianxing's side, looked Lu Tianxing up and down, and his eyes flashed with a strong gossip color.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
Lu Tianxing glanced at Bai Bai slightly, and this look was like looking at a rare animal.
"Brother-in-law, did you do anything with your sister just now, how did I see my sister's happy appearance just now, still humming a song in her mouth, I have never seen my sister so happy. ”
Bai Weiwei's two eyes kept sweeping around Lu Tianxing's body, trying to see a hint from above.
"Of course she was happy, I was the most unlucky. Lu Tianxing said angrily.
As long as she saw him depressed, Bai Zhiqing was very happy.
"Really?"
Bai Zhiqing's eyes lit up, and a look of surprise began to appear in her beautiful eyes: "Brother-in-law, I didn't expect you and my sister to be so open~, and I started to practice early in the morning~ no wonder I saw my sister smile just now, so it is so, women are full ~ of this kind of smile." Brother-in-law, although I admire you for working so hard to build a ~ little ~ child, but you also have to be more leisurely, be careful of your body, it will be difficult to make up for the deficiency of a man's kidney~ . ”
As he spoke, Bai Wei walked to Lu Tianxing's side, patted him on the shoulder, shook his head and sighed.