Chapter 5: So You're a Kraken

Damn, I was tricked by this.

Li Hansha's face darkened for a while.

What a wicked!

You must know that there are not many people who can make Xu Luoxi's little goblin deflated, and this one in front of him is.

"Do I want to see you?"

"Sister doesn't need to be hungry, don't feed you first, I'm afraid you will cut corners, you have a mouthful, let you see your sister's craftsmanship!"

"You don't have ten fingers that don't touch the spring water, can you cook and eat?" Li Hansha looked at Concubine Qin Yu's hand fox and asked.

Concubine Qin Yu stretched out her hands in front of Li Hansha's eyes: "These hands are good, right? ”

Li Hansha held it gently, his hand was slippery, pinched it a few times, secretly cut a pulse, and after having a more comprehensive understanding of her body, he commented:

"I have to say, your hands are very attractive, among the people I have seen, you can rank in the top three, slender and slender, fine and smooth, and at the same time have clear palm lines, you are a blessed person. ”

"As long as you can still read palmistry, lie to those little girls who are not deeply involved in the world, you are also blessed, it's time to let go." Concubine Qin Yu smiled, withdrew her hand, and walked to the kitchen.

Li Hansha didn't want to waste any time, not to mention the vast Xuanmen Five Techniques, just the introductory exercise 'Aoki Jue', and now he hadn't really started, so he sat down cross-legged on the sofa and practiced Aoki Jue.

A quarter of an hour later, Li Hansha's face turned ugly.

According to the essence of the exercises, the gathering of qi that should have appeared into the body did not appear at all, and the aura that was free from heaven and earth was extremely thin, and it had already escaped from the body before it was condensed in the dantian and accepted as its own.

Sure enough, today's Earth is a planet with an extreme lack of aura!

According to some ancient legends, such as Pangu opening the sky, Nuwa mending the sky, descendants shooting the sky, etc., it is not difficult to judge that the earth has also had cultivation powers, and they have all been brilliant!

For example, the distant ancestor Li Xianfan!

It's just that today's earth is no longer suitable for cultivation.

However, there is no absoluteness in the affairs of the world, and you can cultivate your true qi, which shows that the path of cultivation has not really been broken!

I can't help but be grateful to another ancestor of the Li family, the sage Li Er!

Two thousand years ago, he handed down the incomprehensible scripture "Tao Te Ching" for future generations, leaving behind the Taoist method of refining and refining qi, refining qi and transforming gods, practicing gods and returning to emptiness, and refining voids and Taoism!

Since there is not enough heaven and earth aura to cultivate, then develop the treasure of the human body, be self-sufficient, and refine and refine qi from the inside out.

After a while, Concubine Qin Yu walked out with the dishes, and when she saw Li Hansha sitting cross-legged, she snorted and laughed.

"What the hell are you? Learn from those heroes on TV to practice internal skills? Li Daxia, stop practicing, hurry up and make me a cow and a horse after eating!"

Li Hansha opened his eyes, looked at Concubine Qin Yu, and said with a smile: "Okay, listen to you." ”

Cold cucumbers, fried greens, tomato scrambled eggs, steamed osmanthus fish, four simple dishes, made by Qin Yufei's hands, Li Hansha looked at it, his eyes were suddenly amazed, as if looking at Qin Yufei's demon, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

The green is bright red and golden, and the fragrance and garlic fragrance come to the nose.

Taking advantage of Concubine Qin Yu's wine, Li Hansha quickly picked up a piece of cucumber, and just about to feed it to his mouth, he froze.

There are actually a few naughty tooth marks on this cucumber!

This is clearly the cucumber that Concubine Qin Yu bit before!

How is this good? to eat or not to eat?

Concubine Qin Yu poured two glasses of red wine and looked at Li Hansha with a smile.

"The cucumbers you have bitten are still made into dishes, why are you so unparticular?" Li Hansha said hatefully, if you really eat it, isn't it an indirect kiss?

"Three, what's wrong with the things that my sister bites? Sister is treating you as her own, if you see the outside, throw it away!"

This enchantress is in her own army!

Li Hansha resigned himself to his fate, stared at Concubine Qin Yu, and bit down hard, Huh, this cucumber tastes really good.

"Come on, cheers. Concubine Qin Yu raised her glass.

Li Hansha touched the cup, drank it all in one gulp, smashed it, smashed it, and picked up another piece of cucumber.

"It seems that you really have a soft spot for cucumbers, red wine needs to be tasted slowly, you are a cow drink!" Qin Yufei poured wine for Li Hansha with a smile.

"I can't see that someone like you can make such a dish, but the wine feels average, and it is not as refreshing as beer. Li Hansha shook his head.

"What's wrong with people like me? Don't make random conclusions, this is the first time you have entered my sister's door, and you have specially opened a bottle of 92-year-old Lafite for you, and you won't want to drink it anymore. ”

"Rafi, it's expensive?" Li Hansha asked casually.

"The price is secondary, mainly because you can't buy the real thing, so it's about 100,000 yuan......"

Burst......

As soon as Li Hansha heard the price, he sprayed Concubine Qin Yu's body and flowed through Shuangfeng along his neck.

"100,000? You mean this bottle of wine costs 100,000?"

Li Hansha has a feeling of being pigged, all the expenses he has spent on going to school over the years add up, and it is only the money for someone else's bottle of wine!

Concubine Qin Yu glanced at Li Hansha with disgust, took out a tissue and wiped her chest: "What you squirted out of this mouthful is Xiao Qian!"

Concubine Qin Yu, who was wet behind, her thin silk clothes seemed to be nothing, and the pair of fullness was almost completely presented in front of Li Hansha's eyes.

Seeing Li Hansha looking at herself, a touch of blush flew over Concubine Qin's face, and she straightened up her pair of pride: "Is it good-looking?"

"Good looking. ”

"Do you still want to touch it?"

"Think...... Ah, no. Li Hansha hurriedly shook his head, don't touch it.

"Guy with a colored heart and no lustful guts, don't you dislike having a hard lump now?"

Li Hansha was embarrassed, he was just telling the truth, this woman actually didn't give up, hehe, woman!

"Hey, Scud, send a beer, ask for ice, someone needs to be sober!" Qin Yufei took the opportunity to call and went back to her room to change clothes.

Li Hansha was holding Rafi and studying.

Seeing this, Concubine Qin explained softly: "The reason why Lafite is called Lafite is because there is a winery called Lafite in country F, and the wine they produce is called Lafite, and it is recognized that the best is produced in 82, followed by 92 years, which are all real excellent red wines, with transparent color, strong wine aroma, and strong grape flavor......

He talked a lot about it, and he didn't stop until the knock on the door to deliver the beer, which was a speed worthy of a Scud.

"You are really a delicate woman, you know so much about red wine!" Li Hansha had to admire.

"My sister likes to listen to this, if you have lived in country F for a few years, you will naturally understand. ”

"It turns out that you are a kraken, I can drink all this wine if you open it, right?"

"After listening to so much, now that you're interested, my sister took it out and didn't think about it anymore. Concubine Qin Yu said with a smile.

Li Hansha shook his head, and suddenly said, "Since this wine is so expensive and so difficult to buy, why don't you discount him and give me a red envelope......

Poof......

March debts came quickly, and this time it was Li Hansha's turn to be sprayed all over his head, and many of them were sprayed directly into his mouth.

Fortunately, Concubine Qin Yu hasn't started eating yet, she just tastes wine, and the good thing to say is that through her mouth and into his mouth, it is quite acceptable.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I really couldn't help it, San'er, are you really so cute?" Qin Yufei propped herself on the table with one hand, wiping the wine and saliva on Li Hansha's face, and the pair of fullness and furrows appeared again.