"Don't we blame you?" argued in horror: "If you hadn't tricked us into letting the pigeons go for a few hours last night, we wouldn't be angry, and if we weren't angry, we wouldn't have done it today." ”

"I'll tell you at ten o'clock that I can't go! I'll let you go home and don't wait!, right?" Xiao Yu snorted: "You have to wait until the early morning to blame me?"

"But don't you three just deliberately tease us, rent us boyfriends, and then play us like monkeys! Who doesn't get angry?"

"I think you have to figure out one thing. Xiao You waved the steel pipe in his right hand: "We rented you to be your boyfriend, you agreed, this is a deal, or it can be said that this is originally a game." ”

“…… You should have done your job as a boyfriend during the contract time, but did you do it? We just tested it a little, and you wanted to cheat on your girlfriend behind your back. ”

"I ...... You're!" said with a big swagger: "What man can resist this temptation!"

"Then how can Xiao Yi withstand it?" Xiao You snorted: "Do you want to say that he is not a man?

Da Zhang and Leizi: "......"

"So the problem is still with yourself, as long as you do what your boyfriend should do, not only is there no bullshit, but we will take the initiative to play with you, but now you are putting the responsibility of wanting to be a girlfriend and not succeeding on us, do you want to be ashamed!"

"You...... You are a fallacy!" Although it seems to be right at first glance, Da Zhang just can't accept it.

"Stop making excuses for not being able to control your lower body. Xiao You said and unscrewed the drink: "Since you like to think with your lower body so much, I will help you refresh it." ”

"Okay......" Dazhang hurriedly said: "We admit our mistake, we will leave immediately, we will never pester you again in the future, we will write it off!"

"Is this a write-off?" Xiao Youleng snorted: "What do you say about drugging me and Xiaotong? If it weren't for Lin Xiaoyi today, wouldn't the fate of me and Xiaotong be miserable?"

"No...... No, we just want to play a little joke with you, just like you joke with us. ”

", we're kidding, but we're not breaking the law!" Xiao Yu said coldly, "You two must drink this bottle now, and we can write it off." ”

"You're breaking the law right now!" roared.

"How can I break the law? I'm letting you drink it yourself!" Xiao Yu put the drink in front of them and ordered, "Hurry up!"

Da Zhang and Lei Zi were unmoved.

"Don't worry, I'll let you go after you've finished drinking. Xiao You hooked the corners of her lower lip slightly: "Anyway, this medicine will take effect after a while, you still have time to find a woman." ”

The two of them looked at each other, but still no one wanted to drink.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu immediately lifted the steel pipe and rammed it on Da Zhang's legs.

"Ah......h

Xiao You clapped his hands: "If you don't drink, I'll put it aside for ten seconds, in this case, I'm afraid you won't even have the strength to find a woman later!"

"I ...... I'll drink!" Leizi was so frightened that he immediately picked up his drink.

It's a big deal to go to the woman after drinking, anyway, there is still half an hour to go.

"But you have to promise. The drink was handed to his mouth, and Leizi confirmed again: "Let's go after drinking." ”

"Rest assured. Xiao You smiled and nodded.

Leizi took a deep breath, then raised his drink and drank it.

Seeing Leizi's actions, Zhang was speechless, this chicken thief guy!

Lao Tzu has been beaten a few sticks, and you haven't been beaten yet!

That's not fair, isn't it?

"Don't drink too much, leave half for Dazhang. Xiao Youxiao smiled and said cool words: "If you monopolize this good thing, your brother will be angry." ”

Leizi was very obedient, and after drinking half of it, he gave the rest to Da Zhang.

"Brother ......" looked at the drink in front of him, wanting to cry without tears.

"Hurry up and drink!" Leizi ordered: "I'm done and I'll take you to the woman!

Da Zhang didn't think much about it anymore when he heard this, and drank it all under Xiao You's gaze.

At this moment, Xiaotong had already relieved his anger with the help of Lin Xiaoyi.

After her emotions calmed down a little, she saw the scene outside the car, and thought of what these two people were doing, so she immediately jumped off in a huff.

After drinking the drink in one gulp, he threw the empty drink bottle aside and said with a bitter face: "We can go now!"

"Bang!" Xiao Tong rushed over and carried the steel pipe on the thighs of the two of them again.

"Ah......h

Leizi, who was already slow enough to almost get up, was thrown into the street again by Xiao You.

Dazhang, who was already hitting the street, is now even more on the street.

"Uh...... I wanted you to go, but Xiaotong wouldn't let you. Xiao You shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "I can't blame me." ”

"You...... You ......" opened his lips wide, and "you" couldn't come up with a reason.

Xiao Tong glared at the two of them angrily, feeling still angry, and picked up the steel pipe to prepare to ram.

"Xiaotong, take it easy. Xiao You reminded a little helplessly.

"It's okay, there is a lot of meat on the thighs, so it hurts, and the bones won't break anyway. Xiao Tong said and beckoned again.

"Hiss......" Leizi couldn't help but gasp: "You can't do this...... I've already had a drink, and if we don't go to a woman, we'll die!"

"There are no women, but there is at least one man next to you!" Xiaotong snorted.

Da Zhang and Lei Zi glanced at each other, and suddenly felt disgusted, Lao Tzu really doesn't have that hobby!

"I know you're looking at each other unpleasantly. Xiao Tong crossed his arms and smiled: "But later, you will definitely be glad that there is him by your side." ”

Da Zhang and Leizi: "......"

"Xiaoyou, I really beg you. Leizi began to kneel and beg for mercy: "You send us away! I'll give you money! As long as you are willing to send me to the nearest hotel, I'll give you 10,000 yuan!"

"Cut~~ The old lady lacks your 10,000 yuan!" Xiao You turned around and walked towards Lin Xiaoyi's car disdainfully.

Xiao Tong also snorted coldly, and left with the steel pipe: "It is recommended that the two of you take a good rest first, and then have the strength to work later." ”

Dazhang looked up at the sky without tears, and suddenly saw that Lin Xiaoyi's car was still shaking violently.

Da Zhang was stunned for a moment, Xiao You and Xiao Tong had already gotten out of the car, so who was he shaking now?

"Ah......h

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