Chapter 585: Look at Lao Tzu if you don't play to death, turtle girl

Seeing Sister Tian Tian's appearance, my whole person was directly frightened, I felt a bang in my head, and there was a stream of wild blood in my heart that went straight to my brain, and then the whole person didn't know anything.

I don't know how long it took, but I vaguely heard two voices in my ears, one of which was shouting: "Liu Lang, what's wrong with you, wake up quickly! Don't scare me!"

And another voice was like a ghost, chanting faintly: "The soul is back!

As soon as I heard it, it sounded. I was directly awakened by the anger.

I use my ass to know whose ghostly voice it is, and the little stammering is calling me a spirit, and I don't expect me to be good at all!

I jumped up, but Fan Bingru was startled, and she sat on the ground.

I looked around and saw that I was still in the gym room and nothing had changed.

I quickly sprang outside again, and this time, it was dark outside, and occasionally there was a graceful starlight.

I shouted at Fan Bingru, "Where is my sister Xian'er?"

Fan Bingru stood up and said very seriously: "She is gone." ”

"Gone?" I asked, with a sigh of heart, "tell me what you just happened." ”

Fan Bingru said: "Didn't there be a very strange sound outside just now, and then you ran out, but as soon as you arrived at the door, you suddenly shook your body, straightened up and fell down, and then the fairy sister also ran out quickly, but ran away into the distance." Not a word remained. ”

I was shocked and instantly understood what was going on!

Why, when I saw Sister Tian Tian's bloody scene just now, she must have been hypnotized.

And what can hypnotize me instantly, I don't have to think about it. It's Lin Jianing!

I hypnotized her before, so that she evoked the nightmares of her youth, and she was retaliating with a tooth for a tooth, so she sketched a bloody Sister Tian Tian to scare me.

The strange voice just now should have been made by Lin Jianing, in order to let Sister Xian'er leave, and she took my sister Xian'er away again!

Could it be that Sister Xian'er appeared this time just to bring me a message and let me participate in this martial arts competition?

Thinking of this, I fell into deep contemplation.

Fan Bingru, who was on the side, continued to ask: "Who is this sister Xian'er, why is she weird?"

I said angrily: "Her name is Lin Jiangxian, she is the former colonel sister of Xianyou Girls' Middle School, and now Lin Sichun, the schoolsister of Xianyou Girls' Middle School, is her own sister." ”

At this moment, Fan Bingru immediately came to her senses, "It turns out that she is the legendary missing female lieutenant colonel, she is very powerful, I was stunned by her just now." ”

I don't have the heart to say anything more. Look at the time, Sister Qing's class is about to end, so I will say goodbye to them and make an appointment to come back the next day to ask them about some things.

After all, I didn't know anything about this martial arts event, and now that my dad asked me to participate, it was also about my grandfather's past, and I had to pay attention to it.

When I got home, I wanted to talk to Sister Tian Tian about these things, but she was already asleep, which made me very helpless.

Fortunately, the next day was Saturday, and I couldn't sleep all night, so I got up early in the morning and directly made an appointment with Fan Bingru and a little stammer.

But this time, I also brought Fan Bingxue with me.

After all, Fan Bingxue and Fan Bingru are still cousins and are related, and now Fan Bingru is also good, phew, and has also reformed, I think the relationship between them should be eased a little.

I made an appointment with them to meet at a beverage store, and as soon as the little stammerer came up, he wanted to write a poem with me, but he was directly sulked by my words, "Whoever reads poetry is the turtle king bastard!"

But after a while, I became depressed, and licked my face again to beg the little stammer, "Little stammer, you are fine, just tell me, I was wrong just now, my underwear is wrong." ”

The reason is that I want to know the specific arrangements of this competition, some rules, and some more powerful people.

But Fan Bingru didn't have much time to come to Chengxiang, how could he understand it so clearly, and Fan Bingru was inferior to me, so the only person who knew was a little stammer.

But the little stutterer was obviously angry with me, and turned his back to ignore me in a huff, leaving me with a tsundere back.

I'm soft and hard to bubble. She was stunned that she didn't enter.

In the end, I let go and said tentatively, "The east wind is evil, the joy is thin, a sorrow, a few years away, wrong, wrong, wrong?"

Sure enough, I was heard reciting poetry. The little stammerer immediately turned his face and took the next sentence very seriously, "The peach blossoms are falling, although the Xianchi Mountain Alliance is here." The brocade book is difficult to support, Mo, Mo, Mo. ”

Damn, I feel like I'm going crazy.

But I still focus on the overall situation, so I said to the little stammer: "Little stammer, the poem is right." You can just tell me. ”

"You, you, you, want to know, know, what?" the little stammerer was originally said angrily, but no matter how full of resentment the words were, she stumbled and said them, and they all became kawaii.

In the end, I had no choice but to take out my phone. Stared at his mobile phone and asked, "Tell me first, when will this competition officially start?"

Sure enough, the little stammerer quickly pulled out her phone, and I saw her fingers beating quickly like elves. Then a barrage of words appeared on my phone.

"This competition will officially start next Saturday, and we will decide a total of five places in Chengxiang, plus two guaranteed places, a total of seven people will be pushed to the city to participate in the city-level competition. ”

Look, this hand speed, flap her mouth for several kilometers.

I asked suspiciously, "And the escort, what's going on?"

"There are three judges at the scene, and the judges have the right to vote for two guaranteed places, but more than two votes are required. In previous years, the guaranteed quota was generally gilded for the children of some high-ranking officials and nobles. The little stammerer replied with a glimmer.

I nodded, and then asked, "Do you know who is more powerful in our district?"

At this time. The little stammerer shook his head, and said in his mobile phone: "In previous years, there were many masters, and this year's event scope has been upgraded, and more people will definitely come out. ”

"When does the city-level start?" I asked again.

"The city-level estimate is in a month, but it's a small sample, don't be too ambitious, think so far, try Chengxiang Chu first, let's talk about it, Chengxiang Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger. A lot of very powerful people, you don't have to die too miserably when the time comes. ”

Sample, you actually look down on me, I'll put up with it first.

I continued, "Are there any rules for that?"

The little stammerer gave me a strange look, then snorted and typed.

"There are no rules. Your biggest rule is not to be beaten to death, it will be a shame on me. ”

Good guy, she still kicked her nose and eyes when she gave her face, see if Lao Tzu doesn't play you to death, turtle girl!

I didn't think to ask for a moment, so I nodded. put away his phone and said to her, "Okay, you're useless for the time being, you can retreat and play with eggs." ”

The little stammerer was interested in sending me a message, and from time to time she could hurt me two sentences, but when she heard me say this, her face turned red with anger, and she pointed at me, her hands were shaking, "You, you, you!"

"What am I? I want to say that I don't recognize people when I lift my pants, don't you? You say, you say, you say, if you can't say it, shut up, who made your mouth bad?" I said confidently.

I just talked to her about poetry. I'm still haunted by it, and I can't get past this hurdle in my heart.

"You, you, your uncle!" "The little stammerer was so angry that I burst out with a dirty word.

I immediately replied, "Your uncle, your aunt, your grandmother, your aunt!"

I'm talking to it. In an instant, the little stutterer was so angry that he stood up.

The little stammering naturally couldn't say anything about me, but at this time, as soon as she suddenly lowered her head, I knew it was going to be bad.

Sure enough, she actually sent a message to scold me, "Your aunt, your aunt, your sister, your aunt, your family, your ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Good guy, this hand speed has actually caught up with my mouth.

This girl is also very powerful, she can't scold me, she actually uses her mobile phone to type to scold me, and she wants to get it.

So I scolded directly: "Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle hook nose, eight-character eyebrows, provocative ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous!"

The little stammerer stammered and stomped his foot on the ground hard, then clicked his fingers on the touchscreen phone.

And I'm just doing one thing lightly.

I blocked her