Chapter 71: Crazy Jump
(Cat flutter Chinese Lin Jiangxian probably hadn't found out what was wrong with her, she looked at me a little happily and said proudly, "I'm not afraid." ”
Specially, you are not afraid, Lao Tzu is afraid!
Yours is too big!
I couldn't help it, and the nosebleed spurted out in front of her, staining the surrounding pool water red.
"Ahh
"Sister Xian'er, the clothes are off!"
Lin Jiangxian looked down at this time, and the screams were about to be earth-shattering, she suddenly covered her body and squatted down, as if she had overcome the pool obstacle in an instant.
I grabbed her swimsuit and handed it to her with my eyes closed.
Lin Jiangxian was tinkering in the water for a while, and the group of girls also gathered around, looking at their eldest sister nervously.
When Lin Jiangxian stood up from the water, her whole face was red, she looked at me angrily, and she couldn't scold.
I quickly said embarrassedly: "I forgot to remind you that this bikini of yours is a beach bikini, not a swimming ......"
After speaking, I was beaten violently by Lin Jiangxian by holding my head and beating me.
The girls didn't think it was a big deal, and they held me down and wanted to drown me.
Even Su Xiaoxuan and Chu Huaiyu joined the lineup.
I fluttered in the water, touching here and there, I didn't know who was touched by me, I just felt that my hands were full of spring.
After making a fuss for a while, several girls blushed and finally stopped.
I sneered out of the water and said, "Sister Xian'er, you better let someone else teach you." ”
But Lin Jiangxian was very stubborn, just glared at me and said, "Wait." ”
After saying that, she walked outside, she should have gone to buy a swimsuit temporarily - she was so afraid of water, this should be the first time she came to the swimming pool, otherwise she would not have worn the wrong swimsuit.
After a while she returned, this time dressed professionally, in a light blue swimsuit, and even bought goggles.
She walked to the shore, and I shouted to her, "Come, you must jump down this time, you have overcome the shadows." ”
She gave me a blank look, and then slowly slid down like a turtle, and I helped her overcome a shadow, and probably created a new one, and she didn't dare to dive again.
She walked up to me and said, "Teach me." ”
Well, since she's not ashamed of what I'm afraid of.
So I taught her how to hold her breath, how to dive, how to move her hands, and how to move her feet.
Especially when I lazily hugged her and let her practice paddling posture, my hand couldn't help but paddle around her waist, and my body was getting hotter and hotter.
Lin Jiangxian's fighting temperament is bursting, but his talent for swimming is touching, and he never taught it for a long time, and finally I gave up, "In the future, Chu Huaijin invites you to swim, you directly tell him to open a room, and foreplay can be saved." ”
At this time, I heard Su Xiaoxuan's shout from nowhere: "Liu Lang." ”
I looked left and right and was startled.
Paralyzed, Su Xiaoxuan climbed onto the jumping platform several meters high, stood on the edge of the jumping platform, and yelled at me.
I hurriedly replied, "Su Xiaoxuan, what are you going to do? Hurry up and give me down, don't think about it." ”
I know that for amateur swimmers, high-altitude diving is dangerous.
Su Xiaoxuan's shout attracted the attention of the girls in the audience.
She shook her head and suddenly took a deep breath, "Liu Lang, do you like me or not!"
Damn, I'm crazy.
Su Xiaoxuan's daily confession is really getting crazier and crazier.
I shouted to her, "You come down first." ”
"No, if you don't answer, I'll jump. Su Xiaoxuan said to me very strongly.
I'm a dog, I just had a crush on her last night, and now she's starting to shatter her favorability again.
A group of girls went ashore and walked towards her, probably to save the runaway girl.
"Su Xiaoxuan, you have something wrong, come down, don't joke with your life, Lao Tzu finally saved you, if you look for death, Lao Tzu will be you!" I'm a little angry, paralyzing Lao Tzu last night to save her so big, and it hurt Sister Tian Tian to worry about my affairs all night, she doesn't know how to cherish it, and she still does things, which is too capricious.
"You said it, your life was saved by you, if you don't answer me, I'll give it back to you!" Su Xiaoxuan's face turned red, and she took another step forward.
At this time, the girls who voted also jumped on the platform.
I hurriedly swam to the bottom of Su Xiaoxuan's jumping platform, raised my head and shouted: "Come, you jump! There is a kind of you who will jump today! Fall to death and dig your grave for you." ”
I thought I could suppress Su Xiaoxuan, but I didn't expect Su Xiaoxuan to be really awesome, as soon as her eyes were closed, she jumped down directly at me.
This is not looking for his own death, he is trying to smash me to death!
I dodged quickly, and then shook the water very hard to make the waves as big as possible.
"Bang!" There was a loud sound of falling into the water, I quickly dived down, directly hugged Su Xiaoxuan, and pulled her to the water.
As soon as Su Xiaoxuan's head was exposed, she first coughed violently a few times, choked a lot of water from her nose and mouth, and then hugged me like an octopus, and cried out with a "wow".
She must have been scared to death.
After all, the five- or six-meter-high jumping platform is as high as a two-story building, and she is tantamount to jumping off a building.
I couldn't get angry, I couldn't hit her, and suddenly I bit her shoulder.
Su Xiaoxuan's body was shocked, but she didn't cry all of a sudden, but leaned her head over directly and bit me down on the throat!
, Lao Tzu is ready to punish her a little, she is really here, this is ready to bite me to death.
I let go of her shoulders and pushed her away, "Are you crazy enough to want my life?"
Su Xiaoxuan was yelled at by me, and she cried again.
If there is a problem, cry if you have nothing to do, bite if you don't cry, so like to bite, Lao Tzu has a very strong part of his body to give you a bite.
Before I could finish my breath, I suddenly heard another voice from above, "Liu Lang, you say, ......do you like it?"
"Get out!" I roared straight at it.
A shit-stirring stick that wants to turn a pool of water into shit?
Chu Huaiyu was directly dumbfounded by my yell, standing on the jumping platform and not knowing whether to jump or not.
I dragged Su Xiaoxuan ashore and scolded Lin Jiangxian, who was eager to try on the jumping platform and didn't dare to step forward: "You don't think it's a big deal, don't you!
This Lin Jiangxian has a shadow when he jumps into the water from the shore, and he still wants to jump on the platform.
I threw the octopus-like Su Xiaoxuan to the shore, she sat on the shore with her ass, and then Lin Jiangxian also walked over.
Chu Huaiyu was entangled for a while, probably because no one paid attention to her, and she got off the jumping platform stupidly.
"You three, come over here!" I strode forward.
The three girls in the back glanced at each other and eventually followed me.
I stopped, turned to look at the three of them, and suddenly felt very sad.
The three little beauties in front of her, each of them is like a beautiful woman in a thousand miles.
Su Xiaoxuan is pure and flawless, Chu Huaiyu is full of vitality, Lin Jiangxian is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, my impression of them is quite good, they are like the most beautiful scenery in my youth, the sweet is the surging sister, the sour is Su Xiaoxuan, and the spicy is Lin Jiangxian, if I get one of them, I will feel that the ancestral tomb in my previous life is smoking.
Now the three of them seem to be fighting for me in public.
But the more it goes, the more sad I feel.
None of them, none of them are true to me!
When I think about this, I suddenly feel a little frustrated, I'm a hillbilly, they just think I'm a toy, and I want toad to eat swan meat.
The person who was really good to me didn't sleep all night last night, and tried everything to wipe my ass and clean up the mess, and I don't know if she ate, whether she was hungry, and whether she finished smoking......
My eyes turned red all at once.
They were a little nervous when they saw my red eyes.
"You three listen to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu never wants to be your puppet in the future, who you like to find whoever you like!" I choked up and said with a sad heart.
As soon as they were about to defend themselves, I said mercilessly: "None of the three of you are sincere to me, but why are you still entangled with me. ”
I pointed at Su Xiaoxuan and said, "You, don't hide yourself, you approached me to get revenge on me, wanted me to like you, and then dumped me fiercely." You keep asking me if I like you or not, and Lao Tzu will answer you now! Lao Tzu has a little affection for you, and you are satisfied! If you get rid of me now, I will be sad! Therefore, your goal can be achieved. ”
After speaking, I pointed at Chu Huaiyu again: "And you, when you get close to me, I naively thought that I was looking for a spare tire, no!
I looked at Lin Jiangxian, and just as I was about to speak, she actually took the initiative to nod, "Me too." ”
Rub, which makes me how to continue.
I simply turned around and walked forward, saying as I walked: "You all listen to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is also a human being, and he also has feelings, not that you can play if you want to." Lao Tzu put the words here, like me, Lao Tzu wait outside for ten minutes, follow me! If you want to make friends with Lao Tzu sincerely, wear red clothes on Monday! Be a man and leave a line, the rivers and lakes will meet each other, and the bridge outside will return to the bridge and the road will return to the road in the future, the dust is dust and dirt, no one owes each other, and the two are clean!"
With that, I raised a fist with my back to them and shook it, disappearing into the pool......
What I didn't see was that one of the three was in tears......
I stood at the door of the swimming pool in a daze, the whole person was a little silly, full of sadness, I spent these ten minutes, sometimes I would wonder, will someone chase out of it, come to hold my hand, come to smile at me, say let's go together......
It wasn't until I waited ten minutes that I left alone.
That's it, in the future, one parting and two wide, each life will be happy......
So, good, good......
Just as I was walking aimlessly, my phone rang, and I picked it up and saw that it was Sister Tian Tian's.
When I saw Sister Tian Tian's name, there was a kind of warmth in my heart, only she treated me with her heart.
However, the first words she said made me cry for a long time.
"Call your parents to school...... "Cat pounced Chinese