Zhuang Shisan was paralyzed on the ground like a mess of mud, his head was full of sweat, and his collapse was so weak that it was difficult to breathe.

Ergou Paper looked at Zhuang 13 and asked, "Does the dung digger feel that his body is hollowed out?"

Zhuang 13 let out a weak "um".

Ergou Paper didn't know where to take out a bunch of bottles and jars: "Six-flavor Emperor Pill, treating kidney deficiency does not contain sugar." I feel like my body is hollowed out, so sooner or later!"

Even if it was difficult to even raise his eyes, Zhuang Shisan still glanced at Ergou paper.

The second dog paper is something that has been changed to a piece: "Black chicken white rice balls, the steel bar and the steel plate of the day, and regain the seven times in one night!"

Zhuang Thirteen, his eyes were flying, close to convulsions.

Ergou Paper took out a strip-like object: "If I am not satisfied, I can only take out the treasure at the bottom of my box." Siamese elephant whip, let you exchange shotguns for cannons!"

Zhuang 13, pawn, the cause of death is unknown, suspected of being killed by a husky......

"Mommy, give labor and management ...... life"

"Wow!"

Two dog paper and one dog paw stepped on Zhuang Shisan's skull, and a huge amount of life energy was instilled into Zhuang Shisan's body.

"Smack!" Ergou Paper snapped his fingers, just like a video reverse, and the items in the house were restored to their original state.

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"Hey, manure digger, wake up...... Do you still have to pick up customers today?

Zhuang Shisan opened his eyes and looked out the window at the hazy sky.

"Huh, it's dawn...... How did I get to bed? I remember yesterday wasn't ...... practiced Xiao Li's airplane...... And then what are you going to do?"

Two dog paper is not explained, well, dung digger. The visitor you're going to receive today is a woman from the world of martial arts, and it's the kind of force that is off the charts. Take it easy and don't let people chop you......

Then, as usual, the second dog paper kicked the ground on all fours, fluttered and disappeared.

"Oh, I'll go, and I won't tell me who it is. How explosive can the table be, can you split my vibranium armor?"

Zhuang Shisan complained a few words and got up to work and prepared to pick up customers...... Bah...... Reception of tourists.

"Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~"

The crisp doorbell rings.

"Tourists are here so early?" Zhuang Shisan sorted out his image and hurriedly opened the door, "Coming~"

Open the door, white shirt, suit pants, rhinoceros leather shoes. A formal dress, but an informal way to wear it.

Although the dress is very different, the dazzling gold watch and gold necklace on the other party betrayed him.

Liu Haizhu turned around in front of Zhuang Shisan, brother, what's the matter, how is the elder brother's outfit?

What can Zhuang 13 say? Silently give a thumbs up, if you ask which one is strong, melee mage Liu Haizhu!

"Brother, this is going on a blind date, dressed so formally?"

Liu Haizhu smiled and patted Zhuang Shisan's shoulder, I really know that I am Brother Mo Ruo.

Zhuang 13 asked: "Brother, don't you have a wife?"

Liu Haizhu waved his hand, "Eh, it's a long story, this matter has to start with my 666th ex-wife......"

"Chu Mo, what an elegant name, it's a pity that her surname is Xiong, Bajie, what a majestic name, it's a pity that his surname is Zhu, Yuge, what a poetic name, it's a pity that his surname is Zhang, what a pinnacle, what a good name, it's a pity that his surname is Yang, Wisteria, what a Yajing name, it's a pity that her surname is Du, Jingbin, what a graceful name, it's a pity that her surname is Shen ......"

"Okay, I understand!" Zhuang Shisan waved his hand to stop Liu Haizhu from talking about his brilliant life.

Since he asked by mistake, Zhuang Shisan continued to ask: "Which girl does the old brother have a crush on?"

"I like that girl, the short hair looks cute. ”

When I received his "Are you there", I would be so excited that I would be so excited that I would be resurrected on the spot, spinning 360 degrees and blowing up the stratosphere, turning 720 degrees, turning dogs, frogs, jumping, push-ups, Thomas spinning and accelerating, and then calmly pretending to say "um".

Zhuang 13: "It's really humble, just like me." ”

Liu Haizhu put on a suit and tidied up his appearance: "Today is not a holiday, I plan to ask this girl to watch a movie together to enhance the relationship, and by the way, discuss and exchange life." ”

Zhuang 13: "So?"

Liu Haizhu: "So brother, you also call you by the way." Because we are not familiar with each other, we are not dating alone, and we have agreed to bring a few friends with us. ”

Zhuang Shisan thought about it, and felt that this could be had. It was agreed to it, and then the danger letter contacted Lan Xin.

A Chinese-style opening, "Is my heart there?" [funny]"

And incidentally, there is a very magical expression in the chat world in China.

It is yellow all over, round and very cute, the corners of the mouth are arrogant but not coquettish, the slightly reddened cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the right side of the eyes is full of joy and makes people think about it, and the deep hidden merit between the eyebrows and the name is "funny"!

Don't look at it only has a simple expression, in fact, it gathers the power of hundreds of millions of sand sculptures between his eyebrows and eyes, looking at his blazing eyes, all revealing the power of sand sculptures, plus the mysterious smile comparable to the Mona Lisa, only people who are strong enough to understand the mystery of the sand sculptures......

After a while, Zhuang Thirteen got a reply.

Blue Heart: "Your heart is not there, is there something wrong?"

Zhuang 13: "I want to ask my heart to go to the movies, is that okay?"

Blue Heart: "Your little heart doesn't want to go. In the afternoon, depending on the situation, I won't go if there is no accident. ”

got Lan Xin's duplicity, Zhuang 13 knew that nine times out of ten, it was done.

Because people always like to say the opposite, just like the study of the table, the order and other mistakes of the Chinese characters can not affect the reading, for example, when you finish reading this sentence, you will find that the words in it are all messy and wrong.

Therefore, if you say the opposite, you agree not to affect the normal understanding of others, for example, you are so "handsome"! You are too beautiful with a chicken......

Zhuang Shisan looked at Liu Haizhu after he got it, but found that the other party looked sullen.

"What's up, brother?"

Liu Haizhu cried: "The other party said that she hadn't eaten breakfast in the morning, she had to rest in the afternoon, and it took a few hours to take a shower at night." So I don't have time to watch a movie with me today......"

Zhuang 13 made a helpless look: "People who don't like you take a bath and wash all night, eat and eat for a day, wake up at five o'clock in the afternoon, and say good night at eight o'clock." ”

Liu Haizhu asked, "What about the people who like me?"

Zhuang 13: "Don't eat, don't sleep, don't take a bath, don't say goodnight." ”

Liu Haizhu asked again: "Then what is love?"

Zhuang Shisan thought for a while, and replied seriously: "Withered vines and old trees, faint crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned Wifi watermelon, the sun sets, you are ugly, it's okay, I'm blind." ”

Liu Haizhu pretended to exaggerate: "Oh, my God, look at this excellent answer, my dear, God, this is Mr. Thomas Zhuang Duxiu's trophy, who brought it here." Come, my dear Tom, it's yours, remember to use the Topflower Hand Sanitizer before touching it, it will make you look dignified. ”

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