After the mellow little fat smashed onto the stage, he leaned over and bowed slightly to express his gratitude to everyone: "Thank you." ”

Individual amplification immortal method!

Suddenly, the sound was amplified several times and reached everyone's ears.

"The performance star king is worthy of his name!"

Then Chubby smashed the king and began to deliver his acceptance speech: "First of all, I want to thank our parents...... Secondly, I would like to thank my second uncle... Six aunts and three uncles... There are also seven aunts and eight aunts......"

However, his acceptance speech was confusing, and it was full of words of thanks to his relatives.

Could it be that all the customers are his relatives?

After the unanimous decision of the company's senior management, the outstanding employee Wang was awarded the title of performance king. ”

Divine Power Title Grant: King of All Worlds Performance!

Suddenly, I don't know why, as long as I see that little fat smash, the words "King of Ten Thousand Worlds" will pop up inexplicably in my heart.

"I'm done, big cousin, I'll go down first, and notify me when I get promoted and raised. "The little fat smashing king performance is to step down after saying the last sentence.

"My Fack!

There was an uproar in the audience, accusing someone of relying on connections to go through the back door.

Divine powers: Language Withdrawn

Wang retracted a message.

"Eh, what did Wang Cheng say just now, why do I seem to have forgotten me?"

"That guy used the magic power of language withdrawal, he must have said something shady!"

"Forget it, people are related households. RBQ, RBQ (Can't be provoked)"

The most sassy navigation award is presented below, and the winners ......

Before the last sentence fell, the voice of a barman sounded: "Thank you, thank you." “

An old driver chased after the barman: "Hey, can you ask for Bilian in this bar?"

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"The following is the award for the best employee in the tour guide industry, although the winner has unfortunately passed away, the company still decided to award him the honor that belongs to him!"

"He is the little brother of the orange cat guide Ermeow, the shovel officer Zhang San!"

"Papapa!" Although the crowd could not speak, it did not affect the applause.

He did his best for the company during his lifetime, and finally died in the line of duty. This award is well deserved......"

Then there was a desolate cry on the stage: "Woo... It's okay for people to receive Thanos, you just receive Conan, why is it over. Yellow-haired meow sends black-haired man......"

Suddenly, people from all walks of life in the audience were cold-hearted.

"I also received Sherlock Holmes a while ago, so it won't be an accident!"

"I've also received detectives, and I've been ...... this time"

This is followed by a series of commendations, various awards for the best xx award, awarded the title of xxx...... Awards have been given to all walks of life.

"Okay, the commendation stage is over, now I'm going to start pouring chicken soup......"

Some clever employees take a salary of 3,000 and only do 3,000 work, and they don't do any more, and after ten years, they still only have a salary of 3,000......

And an employee with great wisdom has a salary of 3,000, but he does 30,000 work, not too tired or too bitter, and his salary has risen to 30,000 after ten years......

Don't always think about what the company has given you, think more about what you have done for the company.

Magical powers: Group ban lifted!

"So far, the annual meeting has come to a successful end! Go back to your own house and find your mother, I wish you all a happy New Year!"

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At the end of the annual meeting, Zhuang 13 and Ergou Paper took the original car back to their warm nest.

After arriving at the station, the driver specially left a small card for Zhuang Shisan: "Brother, this is my business card." If you want to take a taxi, just hold the card and call me in your heart. ”

Wanjie taxi, on call!

After saying that, he drove a bar spirit into the void.

Wanjie Didi car

Name: Tangyuan

Driver number: A186

Zhuang Shisan put away the small card and went into the rental house to pack his luggage.

Ergou Paper looked at Zhuang Shisan, who was busy packing his bags: "Wang, it's time for me to go back to my house for the New Year." See you next year. ”

The words fell and the two dog papers disappeared as usual.

"I have money but I don't have money to go home for the New Year. Zhuang 13 was carrying a heavy bag on his back and embarked on the journey home.

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It's another year of spring, and the winter is cold and warm.

Zhuang 13 returned to the rental house, but the rental house can no longer be called a rental house.

Because as early as when he converted gold into money to buy a figure for Qin Shi Huang, Zhuang Shisan bought the rental house by the way.

As soon as Zhuang 13 entered the house, a husky fell from the sky and pounced on him: "Wang! ”

Zhuang 13 picked up the second dog paper: "Yes, I've wanted to eat dog meat hot pot for a long time." ”

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

The doorbell is ringing.

"Mr. Zhuang Shisan, there is your Wanjie Express, please come out and sign for it. ”

Ergou paper said: "Eighty percent of Qin Shi Huang sent you the money by express." ”

Hearing what Ergou Paper said, Zhuang 13 rushed out of the door at the speed of light.

Then he signed for the courier sent by Qin Shi Huang from the courier of Wanjie.

"Happy reception, remember to give a five-star review~"

After speaking, the courier disappeared in front of Zhuang Shisan's eyes with a whoosh.

Zhuang 13 received a small cardboard box, boxy and only the size of a palm.

"Ergou paper, what do you think Qin Shi Huang will put in it? Is it gold, silver, jewelry, or jade agate......

Ergou Paper took the express box from Zhuang Shisan's hand and said: "This is the space express box, which contains a lot of things, and there is a cubic meter of storage space in it." ”

Then I opened the box, and I saw that there were many small things in it.

A miniature box of several sizes, a roll of miniature decrees......

"It's a shrunken sight, and when you take it out, it gets bigger. There are still living creatures that can't enter it, and if you step on it, the carton will collapse!"

Ergou Paper took out all the items in the space box, and as soon as the box came out, it immediately expanded rapidly like an absorbent sponge.

Several mini-boxes of different sizes become large chests, and mini-decrees become normal decrees.

The holy decree was made of bamboo slips, and there was no papermaking at the time of the Qin Dynasty.

Zhuang 13 opened it and looked at it, probably writing a list of rewards and things.

The content is as follows: Fengtian carries the emperor, and the edict says, I have a tour of the other world outside the sky, and the tour guide is deeply heartfelt. 100 taels of gold, 1,000 taels of platinum, and 10,000 taels of red gold. Announce to the world, and ask the salty envoy to know.

And the most important thing is that there is no punctuation on the holy decree, and Zhuang Shisan almost didn't suffocate when he saw it.

Punctuation marks were only improved in modern China, and the original Chinese characters did not have punctuation marks.

The ancients relied on "shaking their heads" to break sentences, and children would learn "sentence reading" (judou) when they read books, which is often seen in film and television dramas.

The reason why children who study in private schools always shake their heads while reading. People are breaking sentences, do you still think you are dozing off?

Zhuang Shisan calculated the reward given by Qin Shi Huang, and the exchange of 100 taels of gold for more than 400,000 yuan.

For a figure exchanged for 100,000 yuan, this wave is absolutely blood-worthy!

As for the thousand taels of platinum, platinum is also silver. It's only a few thousand dollars, not a lot.

The rest of the red gold, the red gold is brass. Brass is not very valuable, but quality is not good, but quantity is expensive.

Ten thousand taels of red gold are exchanged for money, to say the least, there are thousands of yuan.

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