He Tiantian actually took a deep breath and said with a smile: "I'll just say, my nose can't smell wrong, how can I not smell the smell of Sister Yiyi's body?"

My cousin was stupid, standing behind me in a daze, not leaving, not staying.

"That, Sister Tian Tian, listen to my explanation. "I was embarrassed to break this awkward scene.

"Okay. He Tiantian said to me with a smile again.

Her brain circuit confused me, according to the TV show, shouldn't she cover her ears and say I don't listen, I don't listen?

"Well, my cousin is here for a reason. I said.

"Huh?" she sat on the edge of my bed, smiling at me.

"My cousin was supposed to come in to look for me, but you were going to come in too, so she hid. I said vaguely.

"Yo, I can't see it, brother, you are really full of male hormones, and our two beauties are vying to come in in the middle of the night to give them a hug. "He Tiantian still has the heart to tease me.

"Tian Tian, you misunderstood. At this time, my cousin finally held back a sentence.

"Misunderstanding, Sister Yiyi, I don't know what kind of thing you are talking about, talking and talking about going into the closet, and you are still dressed so charming......" He Tiantian looked at my cousin and said.

"You're dressed a lot more than she is, and I don't accept that. I couldn't help but scold He Tiantian.

If my cousin was dressed like she was out on the street, then she was dressed like she was out upside down.

"If you haven't done anything with a guilty conscience, why are you hiding?" He Tiantian said.

"Tian Tian, what are you talking about? I am cousin and brother with Liu Lang, what can we do that is unseemly?"

"Then I'm still his godsister, or his head teacher, he doesn't still have the idea of beating his mother. He Tiantian pointed at me angrily.

Rub, I was hit by an atomic bomb while lying down, it's my business.

You're making it hard for me to do this!

"I came in because ......," my cousin said hesitantly, and suddenly asked, "Tian Tian, you seem to have bad intentions when you came in, don't you?" Dressed like this, you lifted my brother's quilt, looked at my brother's body, and said, Do you have bad intentions towards my brother and want to eat him?"

I was shocked that my cousin was too strong to take the initiative back.

He Tiantian jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, "The old lady wants to eat him? How rare, it's not easy to find a three-legged man, the old lady spreads her legs, and a man can discharge a Great Wall!"

I silently complained that a man with three legs is indeed easy to find, but a man with three thighs is not easy to find, such as me.

"Then why did you say you went into my brother's room in the middle of the night? I heard it just now, and you said that you wanted to accompany him, but as for how to accompany him, I don't know. Oh, maybe I'll know when I'm gone. "My cousin's mouth really doesn't have a cover.

"The old lady came into his room because of ...... Hey, no, it seems like I asked you just now. Sister Yiyi, I think you have bad intentions towards Liu Lang, say, what were you doing just now, and then you were scared, so you hid in!" He Tiantian, a guy with big nerves, finally came back to his senses.

"Fart! I'm here because ......"

"Grass! Shut up Lao Tzu!" I watched the two of you go back and forth with each other, I was caught in the middle, and I was shot countless times, and suddenly my temper came up, and I stopped both of them at once.

The two big beauties kept their mouths shut and looked at me coldly.

Looking at their cold eyes, I was filled with grief and indignation, I could fight, why did I keep arguing, the noise made my brain hurt.

Besides, it would be nice if I could eat their tofu, I didn't eat it and still carried the black pot.

"Shut up, both of you, I'll tell you!" I sat down on the bed and pulled my cousin over.

She was caught off guard and sat on my bed, but she didn't resist, just sat quietly, not knowing what she was thinking.

Now the two beautiful women are sitting on my bed, one left and one right, and I have no clothes on me, how can I have the illusion that the adulterer is being judged.

I shook my head, didn't think about anything, and told me everything about the situation.

Including Vice President Huang wanted to bully my cousin in the office, and was filmed and threatened by me.

Including today's fight, I made a shameless bet with Sister Tian Tian.

"So, my cousin came into my room to thank me. I said to He Tiantian.

"So, Sister Tian Tian came into my room to accompany me...... Well, something seems wrong. I said to He Tiantian, and my tone became weaker and weaker halfway through.

"It was a pure spiritual comfort to me. I added.

Then I handed over the battlefield again, and now you like to fight in my bed, and I will help you with your hands and feet at most.

I thought they were going to quarrel again, but the scene turned out to be cold.

I only saw that He Tiantian's face was flushed, and his teeth were about to be crushed.

No, is He Tiantian jealous of me?

But this vinegar is too earth-shattering, I don't deserve her to be so infatuated with me for such a deep root.

Just as I was thinking shamelessly, He Tiantian suddenly gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "Huang Haisheng!"

I was stunned when I heard this, something was wrong, why did you call the name of that beast? Wouldn't it be my business to shout like that?

As soon as I wanted to ask, I was pushed down by He Tiantian, "You shut up for me!"

Yes, shut up, just shut up, and I'll save some spit.

"Tian Tian, don't get me wrong. At this time, my cousin whispered.

The old lady will not kill Huang Haisheng and swear not to be a person. He Tiantian got up from my bed as he spoke, and strode outside.

"Hey, Tian Tian, listen to my explanation. My cousin looked anxious and quickly got up and chased after her.

I was left with a confused face, messy.

This......

The two of them just left in such a bizarre way, and they didn't explain to me what was going on in between?

And I suddenly had a feeling of broken eggs, how could I think that He Tiantian was not eating my vinegar, but eating my cousin's vinegar?

What a dreamy night, two beautiful women threw their arms on me, and now the thieves went to the empty building, which made me feel extremely lonely and lonely.

Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to them.

It's just that when I think of He Tiantian saying that she has an ex-boyfriend, my heart will still be very uncomfortable.

The next day I got up late because I didn't have to go to school, and when I came out, good fellow, the two beauties didn't leave me food, because they were going to starve me to death.

But I know that both of them must be angry, and I'm just lying on the gun.

Sure enough, in the evening, the two of them came back one after the other, barely speaking, each with a cold face, and each entered his own room as soon as he entered the house.

I stood in the living room, trying to welcome them, but I was ignored.

"Why don't you give me food down there!!," My roar could be heard throughout the building.

Eventually, my cousin came out, made me a bowl of instant noodles, and then went back to her room without saying a word.

Fortunately, my sister got it, and if Sister Tian Tian got it for me, I would rather starve to death than be poisoned.

I was fed as a pig by the two of them for two days, and when they were in a good mood, they would make me a bowl of instant noodles, and when they were in a good mood, they would make me a big pot of instant noodles for me to eat in person, and if I was in a bad mood, they would starve me directly, and my whole person would collapse, what was wrong with Lao Tzu? You two are arguing, Lao Tzu is going to become instant noodle essence.

Finally, on the third day, I couldn't stand the smell of instant noodles anymore, so I took advantage of them to go to work, I removed the bandages, moved my hands, and felt that there was no big problem, so I rushed to the kitchen as soon as possible, wanting to be nice to myself.

It turned out that all the refrigerators were instant noodles, but there was no shortage of flavors.

I'll leave some money for me.

In desperation, I cooked a bowl of instant noodles again, the difference is that my craftsmanship is filled with blood and tears, and the taste must be better.

And just as I was about to eat, I unexpectedly received a strange phone call.

"Hey, hello?" I said weakly.

"Yo, little minion, it's not dead yet. There was a burst of laughter on the phone.

As soon as I heard someone call me a little minion, my self-esteem immediately came up, "You are a little minion, your whole family is a little minion." ”

"What? You want to turn around and deny it?" said to the person on the phone.

"Who are you?" I yelled angrily.

"Chu Huaiyu. The person on the phone said.

Rub, Chu Huaiyu?

I immediately thought of this delicate demon little girl, the shameless surging sister, who dared to call me a little minion, "What does the master say, the little minion is listening." ”

"Hee-hee-hee, you're really interesting, what's the matter, are you feeling better?" she burst into a heart-wrenching laugh.

I was actually a little moved, this was abused as a pig at home for two days, this is the first person to call to care about me, and it is such a surging little beauty, I said excitedly: "Okay, okay, with the care of the master, I'm all right." ”

"Oh, great, then you come out, I'm looking for you. Chu Huaiyu said hehehehe.

I was so angry that I almost wanted to drop the phone, paralyzing this guy was definitely not here to care about me, she asked me if I was okay just because she wanted me to be a coolie.

"I suddenly felt like something was wrong with my body. I politely declined.

"Hurry up, grind and chirp, is it a man, a manly man has to talk to him, and he promised to listen to me for a month, not a minute. She said to me with a snarl of urgency.

"Paralysis, isn't it class time?" I yelled into the phone.

"Hehe, I'm out of the palace by order, the school is preparing for the school celebration, I'm responsible for buying something, hurry up. With that, she gave an address.

"Lao Tzu didn't smoke you to death in the past. After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone and looked at the instant noodles, I didn't have much appetite, so I just waited for Chu Huaiyu to knock on it.

When I arrived at Chu Huaiyu's side, she simply motioned for me to follow her.

I had no place to spread the fire in my belly, and when I saw the first store she took me into, it exploded.

"You brought me to the lingerie store to dry my hair!" I yelled at her.

"I'll buy you underwear. She said to me with a grin.

"No kidding. "I turned and left.

But she was pulled, and a deliberate smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"I swear, no kidding, really, just to buy you ......"