Three years after leaving Cheng Xiang, I returned to my old place.

Everything was already in place, and I was a little tired after a day of training.

But I still came to a small café newly opened next to Cheng Xiang No. 5 Middle School, there are not many people in the café, and the environment is very quiet.

A lady who looks a little delicate is busy there, personally serving coffee to customers, placing orders, everything seems to be so busy, but she is happy, occasionally idle, she sits on the counter, looking out from the window of the counter, stupid and dazed.

Outside, it is the school gate of Cheng Xiang No. 5 Middle School.

When the proprietress saw me, she was slightly stunned, and immediately regained her warm smile, "Hello, can I help you?"

I put down my luggage, sat down on a chair by the window, smiled at her and asked, "I heard that there is a beautiful proprietress around here, who looks like a vixen, do you know where she is?"

The proprietress suddenly covered her mouth and snickered: "How can you describe people like that? I've heard of that beauty, she's married to a good family, she has no worries about food and clothing, and I've heard about it very well. ”

Seeing her covering her mouth and snickering, looking like a little jasper, my heart also softened, I took out something from my pocket and gently put it on the table, this thing is clearly a three-eyed dzi, and the three-eyed dzi is worn with a black string.

I said to her: "Then please return this thing to the proprietress when she meets this beauty in the future, and by the way, convey a word for me, just say, the next time I meet, I will snatch her away to be the lady of the village." ”

The proprietress was amused by me and giggled, "You're so funny about this guest, if I meet her, I'll tell her about it." ”

I nodded and left the café with my luggage.

I gently leaned against the wall outside the café and lit a cigarette.

Through the crack in the door, the proprietress suddenly put the three-eyed dzi on her neck lightly and lightly, and then giggled, "The proprietress is happy today, and all the coffee is free." ”

The stars are thousands of miles away, and it's already midnight in the blink of an eye.

I waited boredly, when suddenly, two men dressed in black and wearing black stockings rushed to the store, one of them with a dagger in his hand.

Hey, robbery? Interesting, interesting.

"Hands up, give us all the money, or we're not welcome. A short man in black shouted to the proprietress in a rough accent.

The proprietress was settling accounts, she looked up and wondered, "Hey, are you here to rob?"

The short man in black immediately scolded, "Don't you have eyes? Are we dressed like this, and we come out in the middle of the night to role-play?"

When the proprietress heard this, she immediately smiled and said to the two people, "Are you sure you want to rob a weak woman like me?"

"What nonsense!!, hand over the money!" exclaimed another tall man.

"Didn't you come across anything unclean before you came in?" asked the proprietress with a lovely frown.

"What is not clean?" asked the short man.

"For example, the fierce ghost, for example, the dog demon, and for example, ......" The proprietress said this, and suddenly smiled slightly, "The evil of the ancient is coming......"

"What kind of ancient evil, don't you ...... it quickly" The short man was a little impatient, but before he could finish his sentence, the door of the café slammed open, and someone kicked it open.

This kicker is naturally me, I am depressed, you little vixen, you actually compare me to fierce ghosts and dog demons.

As soon as I got up and entered the door, the two men were startled and shouted at me with their daggers, "Who are you!"

The proprietress was even more fierce than them, and she frowned and scolded: "You work harder, and you will kick the door of the old lady's shop to me!"

I instantly became haba, nodded and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare." ”

The old father and mother nodded with satisfaction.

The two men looked confused, and the short man shouted at me, "Where did you come from? Why are you here? Don't you see what we're doing?"

I pretended to be cautious and said to the two men, "I'm sorry, I'm here to rob." ”

The tall man looked relatively simple, and jumped up directly, ", it's the first time I've done this, and I've met my peers?"

The short man poked the tall man with his elbow and motioned for him to shut up, then the short man looked at me coldly and said, "Dude, which way are you on the road?"

I clasped my fists with both hands and said righteously: "In the next auspicious wave, the little white dragon Liu Lang is also, fortunately!"

The two of them were confused for a while, "What wave, what dragon?"

The proprietress on the side laughed so much that her waist was about to break, so it was a charming style.

The short man probably didn't want to continue pestering me, so he shouted, "Dude, you have to pay attention to the first come, the first come, the first come." ”

I pursed my lips and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you rob money, I'm robbing, there's nothing wrong, together." ”

The two robbers were stunned, "Can you still do this?"

I nodded sincerely, pointed at the proprietress and said, "I've coveted this coquettish proprietress for many years. ”

"you!" the proprietress was described by me and threw the ledger in her hand directly.

"Are you amusing me?" the short man momentarily felt that he had been tricked, and he rushed over with his knife.

Suddenly, there seemed to be a gleam in my eyes, and the short man froze for a moment.

The proprietress looked at me with interest, and I smiled at the proprietress slightly, "Boss, I'll sing you a song to express my hobby for you?"

The proprietress was frightened and waved her hand directly, "I don't listen, I don't listen." ”

"I didn't say I sang it myself. "I have black threads on my head, and it's like eating rat poison.

As I spoke, my lips moved slightly, and the short man I had hypnotized suddenly began to sing mechanically, like a puppeteer.

After a song, the proprietress shook her head wildly, "It's not good, it's not good, look at me." ”

I thought the proprietress would sing it herself, but it turned out that I was too simple.

The tall man on the side didn't know when he had been hypnotized by the proprietress and he also sang mechanically.

The song is not good, but this picture still makes the proprietress tremble.

Next, the two of us used these two puppets to fight and dance and fight bulls respectively, and then we had to fight milk.

It wasn't until the two puppets were lying on the side with Venus eyes in their eyes that I put away my smile and watched the proprietress pack up her things and prepare to leave, and I opened the conversation.

"Boss, have my words been conveyed in place?"

"Well, the little vixen is very happy. ”

"So, I'm going to rob my relatives?"

"You're already robbing. ”

"Then the question comes, I arranged for a man in black to prepare for his hero to save the United States, so what does it mean to come to the scene with two?"

"You don't want to think about it, the other one, maybe it happened to be arranged, ready to give you a chance to perform, and then crashed. ”

"Yes, you really love me, but there is another very awesome problem, the robber arranged for you Mao appeared with the robber I arranged, and I was also partnered?"

"Huh, who are the robbers you hired?"

"Huang Xian, what about you?"

"Lu Yifei. ”

"In other words, we not only showed them affection just now, but also confused them?"

"It seems to be, I'm so angry, it's someone else's family who is friends with you......"

"Hurry up, hurry up, without further ado! I feel murderous!"

"Oops, wait, people close the store, I hate ......"

"Hey, there's a little blackboard at your door, don't you write something?"

"Well, wait a minute, by the way, how did you recognize me in the first place?"

"It's just a disguise technique, it's just an axe in front of me. ”

"Hmph, I haven't seen you for a few years, and I've grown a lot of shameless kung fu. ”

"Okay, let's go......"

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

Then, two miserable and angry voices roared in the middle of the night: "Liu Lang! Lin Sichun! Your uncle! I wish you two dog men and women to show affection for a lifetime!"

Outside the store, on a small blackboard, a sentence was written: "The proprietress was snatched away by a stinky hooligan and used as a lady to press the village, and the store will not open......"