Li Qiang covered his old waist, got up and looked up: "Eh, are you...... Zhuang Thirteen!"

Li Qiang raised his head and frightened Zhuang Shisan: "Damn! Old classmate, what's wrong with you......?

I watched a couple quarrel the day before yesterday, and the boy looked at the girl and laughed without speaking, and then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged the boy and said, "I don't even have a fight, what will I do in the future." ”

I was envious, today, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, I quietly watched her smile, and suddenly she slapped me in the face: "You still have a B face smile!"

After Li Qiang complained to Zhuang 13 about what happened to him, Zhuang 13 said quietly:

Once upon a time, there was a couple who accidentally made a cut on the woman's hand, and the man also made a cut on his hand with a knife.

The woman was concerned and said, "Why are you so stupid?"

The man took the woman into his arms and said sweetly: "So we are two." ”

Halfway through speaking, Li Qiang looked stunned, and said excitedly: "Oh! The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear." Brother, thank you for the reminder ......"

However, I saw Zhuang 13 shaking his head and saying, "No, no, no......"

Soon after, the couple died of tetanus......

Zhuang Shisan's meaning is: "Show your love to die quickly, if you dare to show me, I dare to tear it down!"

But then Zhuang Shisan thought in his heart, "Forget it, I'd rather demolish ten temples than a relationship." ”

Zhuang Shisan comforted Li Qiang and said, "Brother, do you know why you failed 99 times, and you have to continue to work hard?"

"Why?"

"Round it up. ”

…………

Liu Haizhu is playing LOL in Zhuang Shisan's small rental house, and it seems that the battle is very fierce.

"Order...... The upper single tower exploded, and the next single paid attention to defense, and there were enemies to steal the tower. The top of the mid laner is full of output ......"

Liu Haizhu, who is a melee saint magician, was chosen as an assistant, but it is a perverted development, a single-handed, meat and milk.

In the end, after a fierce bangs, the pillar played five games one by one, and successfully broke the opponent's crystal tower and won the game with his teammates.

And then just after the incident, Liu Haizhu found that he was reported inexplicably?

And it seems to have been reported by his teammates who were lying down to win!

"Sample, brother took you to lie down and win, and actually reported me!"

Liu Haizhu was unhappy on the spot, he added the other party's friends, and tore each other online with each other.

Liu Haizhu: "Turtle Sun, brother, I'll take you to lie down to win, what does it mean to report brother?"

The barman who lifted the bar in the factory: "Life is full of so many surprises, you never know what will happen in the next second." Even though you took me to lie down and win, I still want to report you!"

Bangs Haizhu: "Hey, you kid kind of stand still for me." I'm going to go through the screen right now and go over the network cable and beat you up!"

As soon as Liu Haizhu spoke, the other party just regarded it as a joke.

The bar spirit who carried the bar in the factory: "You are coming, you can get by, I will take the Fang Tian painting halberd to comb you in the middle, and the jade seal of the country will smash the walnuts, and the high-voltage wire will be broken in the east wind." ”

Liu Haizhu copied out the broom staff, pinched the spell with one hand, and said in his mouth: "The seal is lifted, the elements awaken!The light of space guides me, and the wind of space helps me move forward!"

"The door of space, open!"

With a whoosh, Liu Haizhu shuttled through the space and went behind the man with the ID name "The Bar Essence Who Lifted the Bar in the Factory".

Then a big mouth scraped on the back of the other party's head: "Turtle Sun, try to comb me with Fang Tian's halberd!"

"Shadow Slayer!"

"Brother, be careful, this is the Shadow Killer sent by the Killer Organization to hunt me down!"

Forbidden Spell: Elemental Disorder!

Forbidden Spell: Mana Disorder!

"Brother, I have shuffled all the magic and elements in this space and cannot call them. Now they can only fight us hand-to-hand!"

"Brother, brother gave you a magic weapon!"

Liu Haizhu was a kitchen knife that was thrown to Zhuang Shisanyi and still had a few vegetable leaves.

Then he took out a pig-killing knife from his waist: "Fuck it! I'll let you see the power of my dragon slaying knife today......

"What about fooling me? This is a magic weapon...... Forget it, I'll kill you with a kitchen knife!"

"Look at my pig-killing knife technique...... Phew, look at my dragon slaying secret technique, hemp selling split!"

"Look at my secret skills of slashing and slashing the streets, splitting the cheeks!"

Just kidding, the melee saint wizard is by my side, I'm afraid he's a ghost!

You thief

Who is a thief, you are a thief, I am just a porter of other people's finances Li Qiang is old waist was covered, got up and looked up: "Eh, are you ...... Zhuang Thirteen!"

Li Qiang raised his head and frightened Zhuang Shisan: "Damn! Old classmate, what's wrong with you......?

I watched a couple quarrel the day before yesterday, and the boy looked at the girl and laughed without speaking, and then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged the boy and said, "I don't even have a fight, what will I do in the future." ”

I was envious, today, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, I quietly watched her smile, and suddenly she slapped me in the face: "You still have a B face smile!"

After Li Qiang complained to Zhuang 13 about what happened to him, Zhuang 13 said quietly:

Once upon a time, there was a couple who accidentally made a cut on the woman's hand, and the man also made a cut on his hand with a knife.

The woman was concerned and said, "Why are you so stupid?"

The man took the woman into his arms and said sweetly: "So we are two." ”

Halfway through speaking, Li Qiang looked stunned, and said excitedly: "Oh! The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear." Brother, thank you for the reminder ......"

However, I saw Zhuang 13 shaking his head and saying, "No, no, no......"

Soon after, the couple died of tetanus......

Zhuang Shisan's meaning is: "Show your love to die quickly, if you dare to show me, I dare to tear it down!"

But then Zhuang Shisan thought in his heart, "Forget it, I'd rather demolish ten temples than a relationship." ”

Zhuang Shisan comforted Li Qiang and said, "Brother, do you know why you failed 99 times, and you have to continue to work hard?"

"Why?"

"Round it up. ”

…………

Liu Haizhu is playing LOL in Zhuang Shisan's small rental house, and it seems that the battle is very fierce.

"Order...... The upper single tower exploded, and the next single paid attention to defense, and there were enemies to steal the tower. The top of the mid laner is full of output ......"

Liu Haizhu, who is a melee saint magician, was chosen as an assistant, but it is a perverted development, a single-handed, meat and milk.

In the end, after a fierce bangs, the pillar played five games one by one, and successfully broke the opponent's crystal tower and won the game with his teammates.

And then just after the incident, Liu Haizhu found that he was reported inexplicably?

And it seems to have been reported by his teammates who were lying down to win!