Chapter 107: Embarrassed Brother Yang
When Chen Yang heard this, he said, "Oh, go ahead, don't go far, it's not safe here." ”
Yu Lele patted Chen Yang's shoulder, "It's dark outside, I'm ...... Fear of ghosts. ”
"Hell, your sister, you are still not the successor of the socialist proletariat," Chen Yang gave Yu Lele a flashlight, "Go quickly." Wait a minute, those people will arrive, and you won't be able to pee. ”
Yu Lele pouted, and she looked outside. By this time it was dark, and it was a wilderness outside, and there was no light at all.
Yu Lele still went back and whispered to Chen Yang: "Let's go together, please Chen Yang." ”
Chen Yang looked at Yu Lele.
Yu Lele pinched Chen Yang vigorously, "Hurry up, I'm going to pee my pants, let's go." ”
Chen Yang was helpless and got out of the car with Yu Lele.
to the open space next to it.
Chen Yang stood there, Yu Lele took the flashlight and walked in a little bit, and began to solve it.
Back in the car, Yu Lele finally relaxed, she immediately began to eat and drink, she smiled and said, "Chen Yang, you deceived Liu Haoyu into buying all the good things, our dinner is really rich." ”
Chen Yang muttered, "It's rich, but Liu Haoyu's bad brushes, why haven't they come yet, are they lost?"
"Whatever. I think it's easier to be with your dick," Yu Lele said, eating.
Now.
Liu Haoyu and the others are going crazy.
Of the four off-road vehicles, one was stuck in the pit and couldn't move, and the other was directly broken axle, the key is that their trailer equipment was all loaded away by Chen Yang. Now I have contacted the city, but no one has come to the rescue.
Liu Haoyu wanted to call Chen Yang, but Chen Yang's mobile phone signal was too poor, obviously, this showed that Chen Yang had run into the deep mountains and old forests.
"Paralyzed! Chen Yang is a fool, he deceives people too much!" Liu Haoyu kicked the car angrily.
Several other people walked over.
"Haoyu, what now, do you want to go back or spend the night here?"
Liu Haoyu said, "Nonsense, of course I stayed here overnight, and my girlfriend was still in Chen Yang's car." Liu Haoyu's face turned green with anger.
Several people had to get into their respective cars for the night.
Liu Haoyu didn't even have anything to eat, he pitifully asked Pi Sanming for some food, so he could be regarded as staying up.
Chen Yang and Yu Lele ate dinner and listened to songs.
There was no cell phone signal, and the two could only get ready for bed.
Chen Yang said: "You live in the car, I'll sleep in the tent." ”
Chen Yang flattened the back of the bed, but it was a big bed, which was quite comfortable.
Yu Lele nodded at first, but soon, she became worried, and she hurriedly said: "Let's all sleep in the car, in this wilderness, what if you let me sleep here alone and be eaten by a ghost." ”
"How can there be ghosts, although there are many graves here, there are no ghosts ......"
"Ahh
Chen Yang muttered, "You're afraid of an egg, you just peed on the grave." ”
"Chen Yang, shut up!" Yu Lele scolded, and then pulled Chen Yang's arm stiffly, "Don't deliberately scare me, I'm really scared." ”
"Okay, okay, go to sleep. ”
Chen Yang and Yu Lele lay in the back, one person slept quite spaciously, and the two slept a little cramped.
The key is that Yu Lele still has to pull Chen Yang's arm.
"Yu Lele, do you say that money is so good?" Chen Yang asked, "Why does Miao Xinying like Qian Dong so thoroughly?"
Yu Lele smiled, "Of course the money is good, if you don't have money, can you sleep with me today?"
"Fuck you, big night, don't tease me on purpose, what if I can't help it?" Chen Yang said speechlessly.
Yu Lele said, "If you dare to hold back, then you will wait to go to jail in the future." ”
Chen Yang sighed, "I just think that Miao Xinying's heart is too ruthless." ”
"She's too arrogant. Yu Lele closed his eyes, a little sleepy, and said, "I seem to have heard that her father used to be a very powerful person, but because of marrying his mother, everything was ruined." Now her mother has taken her to marry her stepfather, her stepfather's business went bankrupt and became a gambler, and their former relatives have long looked down on her. I think Miao Xinying just wants to fight for a breath. ”
Chen Yang hummed and sighed.
Yu Lele hugged Chen Yang's arm and slowly fell asleep.
Chen Yang listened to Yu Lele's even exhalation, he should have been calm, but now he really can't sleep.
Does this woman have to hold herself?
It's really speechless.
Liu Haoyu's stupid didn't come, he was engaged in wool.
Thinking chaotically in his heart, finally, Chen Yang couldn't resist it anymore and fell asleep.
It's quite cold at night.
Chen Yang felt that he had many dreams, and they were all quite cool in the dreams, including Miao Xinying, Yu Lele, and Zuo Xia, all of whom were swimming in the villa.
Then Chen Yang also jumped down, although it was a little cold in the pool, but, I don't know why, Miao Xinying suddenly changed her mind, hugged herself, and lost her clothes.
Chen Yang smiled.
Suddenly, a woman on the shore rushed over, it was Yang Siya.
Yang Siya took a picture with her camera, and then pointed at Chen Yang, "You just wait to go to jail, you bastard." ”
Chen Yang broke out in a cold sweat in fright.
He opened his eyes sharply and found that Yu Lele was staring at him, and she was holding him very tightly.
"What is this...... Oh, you're awake. What time is it?" Chen Yang asked with a sigh of relief.
Yu Lele gritted his teeth and glared at Chen Yang, "What did you do last night?"
"Huh?" Chen Yang wondered.
Yu Lele looked at Chen Yang viciously.
Chen Yang was still a little confused.
Yu Lele touched Chen Yang's dagger with his hand.
Chen Yang hurriedly pushed Yu Lele away, and he said embarrassedly, "This is all normal. ”
"Normal fart! My clothes are all stained by you, you stinky dick!" Yu Lele smashed Chen Yang a few times.
Then I opened the door and went down.
The air in the wilderness is very good.
Yu Lele looked at the morning mist, did a few stretching exercises, and then walked to the distance to go to the toilet.
Chen Yang was embarrassed and embarrassed.
He looked at his clothes.
I didn't take off my clothes yesterday, and then I don't know what's going on, but I was in a dream, and I exploded.
Now my clothes are dirty, and I haven't brought a change of clothes.
Grass, what the hell is going on!
Chen Yang sighed, thought about it, and quickly cleaned up.
Yu Lele got into the car and looked at Chen Yang.
Chen Yang lowered his head, embarrassed and embarrassed.
Yu Lele suddenly laughed proudly, she reached out and twisted Chen Yang's ear, "Did you do something bad yesterday after I went to sleep?" ”
"You go away!" Chen Yang was extremely depressed, "It's not all your fault! You have to sleep with me, and now I don't have to change my clothes, so I'm angry." ”
Yu Lele cut it, "If it's cheap, it's still good." Let's go make a fire in front and cook and eat. ”
Chen Yang still sat there huffing.
Yu Lele pulled Chen Yang's hair, "I'm the one who was taken advantage of, you're still wronged, hurry down and make a fire." ”
The two of them made a fire, fried some ham, and cooked instant noodles, and had a big meal, and then returned.
Chen Yang was no longer embarrassed at this time, in front of a girl, she found out about this kind of thing, which was really embarrassing for Chen Yang.
On the way back, Chen Yang found that Liu Haoyu and several people had not left yet, sitting on the side of the road, smoking alone.
"Hey, you didn't go back!" Chen Yang stopped the car and said, "My day, you stupid, why are you stopping here, there is a plum blossom forest in front of you, and water, it's cool." ”
"Grass, Chen Yang, you're finally back!" Liu Haoyu grabbed Chen Yang's collar violently, "What did you do yesterday? Where did you sleep!"
"In the car. Chen Yang continued to point to the front, "Really, the scenery in front is good, you go to the front to take a look, oh, I have to go back, Yu Lele and I have seen it." ”
Yu Lele also nodded, "Brother Yu, I'll go back first, you ...... Is the car broken?"
"It's not bad, it's not bad. Liu Haoyu hurriedly smiled and said, "Lele, don't go, let's all ...... back."
"No, there has to be something to do when you go back today, you guys can play here. Chen Yang, send me home quickly. Yu Lele said.
Chen Yang nodded, and he pushed Liu Haoyu away.
Yu Lele jumped into Chen Yang's car, and the two of them left.
"Grass!" Liu Haoyu's hands trembled angrily.
Pi Sanming hurriedly said: "Trailer rope, you are paralyzed and leave the trailer rope!" Pi Sanming chased after Chen Yang.
Chen Yang's car was so fast that there was a cloud of black smoke left in an instant.
"Liu Haoyu, are you so bad, why don't you want a tow rope just now!" Pi Sanming said angrily.
The corners of Liu Haoyu's mouth trembled, "Chen Yang's stupid...... What marks are on that stupid pants!"