Volume 1 Chapter 360 Peeing Your Pants
Lu Zheng has never been a person who is afraid of things, otherwise he would not dare to use a map cannon to mock his classmates and the girls of the art academy.
At this moment, seeing Lin Yang walking in front of him, Lu Zheng was not only frightened, but also stood up, glared at Lin Yang not to be outdone, and asked sharply, "What did you say?"
Lin Yang sneered and said, "What, has your IQ degraded to the point where you can't understand human speech?" I'll tell you to get out, get out of the car here, no one is welcome to you."
As soon as his words fell, he received a unanimous response from everyone on the tourist bus:
"Lin Yang is right, none of us welcome you"
"That's right, Lu Zheng, get out of here."
"It's disgusting to look at you, and I want to live a few more years, but I don't want to travel with a nasty guy like you. A grain of rat poop spoils a pot of porridge, you are that grain of rat poop I don't want it, the original joyful tourism will be completely ruined because of your existence......"
Lu Zheng fired the map cannon just now, but he offended everyone on the tourist bus. At this time, naturally no one will stand up to help him say good things. Even Li Chunqiu, the squad leader who put words such as harmony and harmony on his lips at this moment, was raising his arms and shouting like everyone else, "Get out of the car."
Seeing that everyone was in unison to deal with him, Lu Zheng was anxious and angry, turned his head and yelled at the classmates in the car: "What the hell are you coaxing me to shut up and fool around? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will destroy you in minutes......" As soon as he said half of his words, he stopped abruptly.
Because he felt a biting chill suddenly rushing towards him.
This cold air is really unprecedentedly cold. Not only did he shiver from the cold, but the blood flowing in his veins seemed to freeze.
Lu Zheng was very surprised, and several questions instantly popped up in his mind: "Isn't the air conditioner turned on inside this tourist bus? Weishenme will suddenly have such a cold wind hit? Even if it is outside the car, it can't be so cold, right? What the hell is going on?"
Just when Lu Zheng was puzzled, he saw Lin Yang's gaze.
Although the expression on Lin Yang's face was very ordinary, there was no special change. But the gaze that shot out of his eyes was full of murderous energy
Since becoming a mixed cultivator, Lin Yang has seen a lot of demons and monsters, and has also experienced the test of life and death several times. After such a tempering, the murderous aura released from his body is comparable to the slaughter of 100 people and 1,000 people on the battlefield, not to mention, in recent days, he has stayed with Li Zicheng and Wu Sangui, two generals who have left a great reputation in history. Under the influence of hearing and seeing, not only did he learn some killing skills from these two people, but also learned the skills to use his own murderous energy freely
At this moment, Lin Yang deliberately released his strong murderous aura to give this smelly and annoying Lu Zheng some color to see.
Although Lu Zheng is not afraid of things, although he has some background, he is still a student after all, at most, he has seen some ruffians and hooligans, where have he seen such a terrifying murderous aura?
For a while, he was really frightened, and he really thought that Lin Yang was going to kill him
Lu Zheng, who was frightened, turned pale and trembled uncontrollably. He screamed, "You...... You...... What are you going to do? Don't come near me police, come quickly, come and call the police, Lin Yang is going to kill me and save people."
With the help and teaching of Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng, Lin Yang's use of murderous qi has now reached the point where he is like a finger.
At this moment, the murderous aura released from Lin Yang was only aimed at Lu Zheng alone, and only Lu Zheng could detect it. The rest of the people, even the acting department flower sitting next to Lu Zheng, had no feeling for this.
Therefore, the people on the tourist bus, except for Lin Yang and Lu Zheng himself, couldn't figure out what Lu Zheng was crazy about.
"Lu Zheng, what are you talking nonsense? Lin Yang just asked you to get out of the car, and you actually framed someone to kill you."
"Hmph, I've seen shameless people, but I've really never seen a shameless person like Lu Zheng kill people?
"Murder, call the police, such nonsense that no one believes, you can actually say it, you are really thick-skinned."
Everyone spoke out to accuse Lu Zheng and wanted to find justice for Lin Yang.
Even Lu Zheng's girlfriend, the acting flower, felt that Lu Zheng's performance was a bit exaggerated. Stretched out his hand and pulled the corner of his clothes, frowned and said, "Xiao Zhengzheng, what are you crazy about?"
Small levy ......
Hearing this, everyone got goosebumps.
Then, a scene that everyone in the car did not expect happened-
Lu Zheng, who was full of horror, actually dragged her up from the seat, used her as a shield, blocked her in front of him, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't kill me, kill her if you want to, as long as you don't kill me, it's fine......"
Seeing this unexpected scene, while everyone was stunned, they couldn't help but sigh: "Lu Zheng, this guy...... It's too much of a play, isn't it?"
Lu Zheng's girlfriend was ashamed and angry. After struggling to break free of his hand, he turned around and received a resounding slap in the face.
"Surnamed Lu, you're really not a thing. When you're in danger, you actually want to use my mother as a shield, I don't care if you're acting or what you're doing, anyway, I can't tolerate your behavior, tell you, we're done playing from now on, you can go by yourself."
Lu Zheng touched his stinging and hot cheeks, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
And the performance department is a flower, and said to Lin Yang: "Excuse me, the old lady wants to get out of the car." ”
Lin Yang didn't embarrass her, and turned sideways to make a way.
Just as the acting department strode towards the car door, in the crowd, I don't know who suddenly came and said: "Congratulations, you finally recognize Lu Zheng's true face." It's better for you to know what kind of person he is now than to be hurt more deeply in the future."
These words immediately received the approval and response of many people on the tourist bus.
Originally, he had already walked to the door of the car and was about to get out of the car, so he stopped, turned around and said, "According to what you say, I shouldn't feel sad at this time, I should be happy."
"You must be happy," someone immediately replied, "Shouldn't you be happy that you got rid of a scumbag and avoided the tragedy of falling into the fire pit?"
After frowning and muttering for a moment, the acting department said, "It seems quite reasonable to hear you say this...... Well, I really should be happy rather than sad. That one...... I take the liberty of asking, can I still participate in this two-day tour of Snow Mountain Hot Springs? I want to use this tour to celebrate that I got rid of a useless scumbag."
Li Chunqiu said at this time: "Of course there is no problem, we are very tolerant and welcoming to beautiful women...... Everybody said, right?"
"Yes" the big guy gave him face and responded in unison.
It was at this time that the person sitting in the front and back seats of Lu Zheng suddenly covered his nose with his hands, frowned and said, "What smell?
After sniffing and distinguishing the smell, he wondered, "This smell seems to be the smell of urine." But how can there be a smell of urine on this tourist bus......? Look, Lu Zheng is peeing his pants."
With this person's exclamation, everyone looked at Lu Zheng's crotch.
Sure enough, on the crotch of Lu Zheng's pants, there was a puddle of wet water.
What is it if you don't pee your pants?
"Isn't it?
"What's the situation? Isn't it just a slap in the face? I'm scared to pee? It's so useless."
All of a sudden, bursts of laughter came from the tourist bus, and some people took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and even posted a meager forum.
Judging from everyone's performance at the moment, it is not difficult to see how bad Lu Zheng's popularity is, if he is replaced by anyone else in the car, and encounters such an embarrassing thing, everyone will definitely come forward to help, instead of laughing at him and falling into the well.
No one knows the real reason why Lu Zheng was scared to pee, except for Lu Zheng himself.
"The Devil...... Murderer ...... How can there be such terrorists in our class?"
At this moment, Lu Zheng didn't even have the courage to take a look at Lin Yang.
His courage had already been completely frightened by Lin Yang's murderous aura.
He didn't listen to the ridicule and sarcasm of the other people in the car. Because all he thinks about is how to save his life, where is there time to deal with the ridicule of others?
Lin Yang didn't really want Lu Zheng's life, he just wanted to teach him a lesson.
It's just that Lin Yang didn't expect that his murderous aura had been sharpened to such a strong and terrifying level. released too much at one time, which scared Lu Zheng too much.
Glancing at Lu Zheng who was peeing his pants, Lin Yang didn't have the heart to continue to teach him, put away his murderous aura, and hummed: "Get out"
As soon as the murderous aura disappeared, Lu Zheng suddenly felt that the invisible mountain that was pressing on him was gone. But even so, he didn't dare to linger in the car any longer, and hurriedly ran out of the car.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A round of applause followed.
Everyone is thanking Lin Yang for helping them eliminate the harm, and they are also celebrating Lu Zheng, the nasty ghost.
However, in a happy and peaceful atmosphere, there was one person who was particularly angry: "How did you do that? You actually peed on my car, are you really a college student? Even if you are an elementary school student, you won't do such a shameful thing as open defecation, right?"
After some persuasion and daoqian, the anger of the tour bus driver finally subsided. In the midst of singing and laughing, the tourist bus slowly got on the road and drove in the direction of Yuling Snow Mountain.