Chapter 42: My Hands Are Out of Control
I subconsciously covered myself with a certain guy, and then my voice trembled: "Elder Wang, don't be like this, I know you are very hanging, but I am so ugly, don't treat me like this, you go to find a handsome guy." ”
Wang Lao glanced at me and said with a smile on his face: "Wang Chongyang, what are you afraid of, I want to see if you are a person with potential, what are you afraid of, take off your pants." ”
"You really don't mean that to me?" I was a little relieved when I saw that Wang Lao said very seriously and solemnly.
"Nonsense, my old king has lived so much and has never seen anyone, would he like you little thing?"
"What a small thing. "I was a little angry, and I dared to call me a small thing, so I immediately took off my pants, then hesitated, and finally took off my underwear as well.
"Elder Wang. I screamed. "What the hell are you going to see?"
Lao Wang touched his chin and said with a thief smile, "Wang Chongyang, the potential is not bad, although you are not as good as me, but you can be regarded as passing." ”
I burst out laughing.
Wang Lao said, "What are you laughing at?"
I said, "Elder Wang, don't bully me for not studying biology or going to school, I'm also very good at the college entrance examination, are you even more powerful than me? How old are you?"
"Little one, do you think I'm lying to you?" said Lao Wang without hesitation to take off his pants at all, "See clearly." ‘
I looked at Wang in amazement, and a second later, Wang's thing was a pillar of optimus.
The corners of my mouth twitched, and I suddenly felt that this was a fantasy: "Elder Wang, you, are you human?"
"That's what a master is capable of. Lao Wang wore pants, "When you are seventy or eighty, you may be over a hundred years old, if you have my skills, you will be very good." ”
I immediately said, "Elder Wang, how did you do it?"
"You want to learn?"
I laughed and said, "Well, I'm definitely going to learn." ”
"There was a man who was your age and said a word. ”
"What?"
"Living to be old, grass to be old, this is the true nature of a man. ”
I said, "I'm grass, this person is a talent, a talent, a man who can say such a thing must be extremely romantic." ”
"Yes, it's very romantic, there are a lot of wives, all of them are beautiful and fragrant. Lao Wang smiled deeply, "There are a few foreign men, if you have the opportunity, you will meet this person." ”
"Who is he?" I asked curiously, and looking at the appearance of Lao Wang, it seemed that I liked this person very much.
"His name is Anzi, a vile and shameless person with a strong cock. Lao Wang said word by word, "You can be his friend, but if you are his enemy, it will be miserable, and you will become stupid." ”
"Wow, it looks amazing, if you have a chance, you can give a referral. I said.
Lao Wang said: "Okay, I don't have a good time, I think your potential is not bad, Bai Shusheng and Zhao Wude will find you in the future, if you don't have any strength, you will be tortured to death." ”
"Lao Wang, do you teach me any magical kung fu," I am not a person with a stupid brain, and when I heard Lao Wang say this, my expression became a little excited.
Lao Wang said that the people on the list and the people on the land list are all shit and shit people, so they must be very tough.
I don't know how he compares to Sister An Mu, what about the hanging?
I guess Lao Wang is still the most hanging.
His whole person was as if he couldn't see the deep and shallow water, full of terrifying momentum.
"Have you ever heard of catching a murderer?" asked Wang.
"I saw Stephen Chow's dragon grip in the movie, don't you want to talk about this kung fu, do you?
"Of course it is, because I invented it. Lao Wang smiled, and then his hands were like eagles on his chest.
I screamed, looked down at my chest, and my teeth chattered, for I saw that my fierceness was slowly growing like a woman's.
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang, don't be like this, I, I believe it. I screamed.
This is too amazing, too hanging, is this old king a human or a ghost?
I've always been an atheist, so I'm already completely impressed by Lao Wang's grip on the fierce dragon!
A lot of female celebrities are going to be murderous or something, if I learn this trick, wouldn't it come in handy? Isn't there a lot of money?
I was immediately excited.
"Lao Wang, that's it, I want you to teach me this. I screamed.
"Want to learn, right?" said Wang, glancing at me, and smiling.
"Yes. I nodded.
"Interesting, right?"
"Yes. ”
"I can teach you, but you have to remember not to use it until you have to. Lao Wang advised, "Boy, don't underestimate this dragon gripper, in fact, this is a top kung fu, the more you practice to the back, you can experience that kind of mystery, originally I wanted to pass on to you a kind of big move called Jinghong, but that is someone else's, and you may not be able to learn, what kind of person will learn what tricks, just teach you this." ”
"Thank you, Master. I cried smartly.
"You watch my pace carefully, you have to learn to dodge first, and then you have to learn to attack. ," Lao Wang said, and began to practice this method of catching the fierce dragon.
After a few minutes, I saw a lot of footprints on the ground, all of which were sunken in the ground, and I was amazed by the strength of my feet.
"You learn from this footprint. Lao Wang said.
"Yes, Master. I said.
"You already have a foundation, and you should be able to learn it easily. "Lao Wang said that the girl of the Ye family actually used high-grade medicinal materials to help this kid, and then An Mu's weird person is also igniting this kid, but An Mu is probably going to use him, let's see this kid's creation.
"Master, I'll practice well. I said seriously, I stepped forward and began to rehearse according to those footprints, step by step, time passed slowly, I think Lao Wang's footprints dodge the pace is really weird and very mysterious.
After practicing for about three hours, Lao Wang saw that the potential was good, nodded with a smile, and then told me to rest first, and then threw me a bottle of mineral water. When I was about to twist the mineral water and drink it, Lao Wang said, "This is for you to wash your hands and dogs, so don't waste water." ”
"Wash the dog," I scratched my hair, and there was a dog here, what are the dogs doing here? The old man whistled, and soon I heard a dog barking, and then my eyes saw a very fat dog running over, wagging its tail. The old king affectionately touched the dog's head, and didn't know what he was muttering, and the dog came to me with some reluctance. I think this dog is quite large, at least fifty pounds, and it looks very imposing, the kind that will bite. Lao Wang said to me: "Wang Chongyang, I don't have much time, you try to learn this kung fu as quickly as possible, this is a female dog, you can see it." ”
I nodded, it's a female dog, but what does it have to do with my cultivation?
"The most amazing thing about catching the dragon is the precise massage of the blood and various parts of the organs. Lao Wang's voice said indifferently, "You wait for this thing that you have cultivated to the dragon grip to make the bigger, it looks like there is a puppy, do you know what I mean?"
"Master, you're not kidding, are you?" I asked.
Can this dog become like a human?
Lao Wang: "Do you think my expression is joking?"
I shook my head.
Master's expression was serious.
Very serious.
But I'm going up there and giving a dog a massage, is that funny?
The also seemed to be very prejudiced against me and kept barking.
"Quiet down. Wang Lao said, "Let Chongyang come to give you a massage, can't I always come, I'm also old, it's time for someone to inherit my mantle." ”
The actually had some sad eyes.
Then the lay down.
It looks like it's being slaughtered.
I was shocked to see this and understand human speech.
"Boy, go up and start massaging the dogs, starting with the animals, then the people, and you will become one of the most accomplished people in martial arts. Lao Wang said.
"Well, well. "I stubbornly went over, squatted down, closed my eyes, opened, exhaled, grabbed it with both hands, and slowly massaged it.
The seemed to enjoy it.
From time to time, Lao Wang was on the side to learn and teach me.
After another two hours, my hands felt so sore and stiff.
"Good, good, good, it looks like the dog is still enjoying the massage. Lao Wang said happily, "You really have a little talent for this, you take this book back and read it, this is all the acupuncture points of the human body, you have to be familiar with it." ”
Lao Wang handed me a yellowed book.
I took the book.
"It's almost dawn, you go back first, and wait for me here at three o'clock tomorrow morning." Lao Wang said.
"Okay, Master, then I'll go back first. ”
"Do you have any money, give me a hundred dollars, I'm going to eat, I'm hungry. Lao Wang said.
I took out a hundred yuan from my pocket and handed it to Lao Wang, "Master, you are so poor. ”
"You know the, I've always brushed my face. Lao Wang said.
I made it look like I was going to vomit.
After I watched Lao Wang leave, I also left, took a taxi back to the villa, I first sent a text message to Sister Mei, Sister Mei quickly replied to my message, I was a little moved, I didn't expect Sister Mei to wait for me. Then after chatting, Sister Mei went to sleep. At dawn the next day, I still got up very early, but I didn't know anything, my hands seemed to be disobedient, and I kept grasping like a machine, grabbing with five fingers, "Wang Chongyang, get up and practice." Ye Qingrao screamed, and then pushed the door in.
I don't know if it's evil or what, I smelled the girl's special fragrance, I was fascinated, and my hands uncontrollably attacked Ye Qingrao, who was dressed in white.