Chapter 30: "The Kite Mistake" II

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore,

I'm going to laugh to death,

No, it's all wrong!

But it's a really exciting story!"

Seeing this shocking scene, Liu Yue couldn't help laughing.

Shen You was talking about the drama on the stage, dodging Lin Xiaolin's pounce left and right, looking very embarrassed.

Lin Xiaolin felt very enjoyable, and the more she pounced, the more she entered the state.

What if it's not the heroine?

It's a pity that I almost kissed it just now.

The audience in the audience only thinks that they acted very well, acted very really, and watched the jokes, as for who is suffering and who is enjoying on stage, they don't care.

Yu Miaojin said in his heart: Youzai is really powerful, every coincidence that happens in this play looks like an ordinary thing,

But these coincidences collide together, and the effect is so amazing.

Even Chen Erkui, who has always been old and serious, laughed and burst into tears.

He is a Peking Opera clown, and he has naturally acted in a lot of comedies before, so his laughter is much higher than ordinary people.

The reason why he can laugh so much is because the coincidences and misunderstandings of this play are used so well.

Zhan Aijuan's nurse came over with a candlelight, and as soon as the light shone on, Han Zhongqi saw the true face of the "second miss of the Zhan family", and shouted in fright: "Oh, how can she be such an ugly woman, can I see a ghost?"

This frightening farce ended with Han Zhongqi scaring away.

After the scandalous scene, not only did the original misunderstanding not be eliminated, but a new misunderstanding arose.

Zhan Aijuan thought that Han Zhongqi was Qi Youxian, and Han Zhongqi thought that Zhan Aijuan was Zhan Shujuan.

Since then, these two misunderstandings have developed in two threads.

The former misunderstanding developed into marriage trouble, which then evolved into prostitution and refusal to commit adultery, while the latter misunderstanding developed into forced marriage and surprise beauty.

After Han Zhongqi was frightened on a moonlit night, he had no intention of being in the moon, and only cared about studying, and finally he was admitted to the Jinshi and was awarded the Hanlin Academy by the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

Subsequently, due to the rebellion in Shu, Han Zhongqi took the initiative to ask for help and was sent to the Shu border superintendent.

Qi Buchen and Zhan Liehou have been friends for many years, and when he saw that his beloved son Qi Youxian gradually grew up, he hired the Zhan family and asked Zhan Aijuan, the daughter of the Zhan family.

Zhan Aijuan thought that the handsome man who came to the secret meeting that night was Qi Youxian, so she naturally accepted it happily.

On the night of the candles in the cave room, Qi You first unveiled the hijab with joy, thinking that Miss Zhan must be a beautiful woman.

And Zhan Aijuan always thought that Qi Youxian was Han Zhongqi during the secret meeting that night.

When Qi You first lifted the headscarf and saw that the married Zhan Aijuan turned out to be an ugly monster, Qi You was quite disappointed.

Zhan Aijuan is not satisfied with Qi Youxian either, her ideal type is the handsome Han Zhongqi.

During the quarrel, Zhan Aijuan leaked out about the kite inscription poem and the night party, and Qi Youxian had even more reason to have a seizure.

Not only ugly, but also weird, that night, I don't know what happened to you?

It's just that Qi Youxian is a bastard, and Zhan Aijuan is not a forgiving master.

The two uglies fought in the cave room, and the quarrel was very popular.

Seeing the most famous wedding scandal in "Kite Mistake", the audience laughed heartily.

"Xiao Lin still maintains a high standard!"

"This He Tingting who plays Qi Youxian is also good!"

"They really have a tacit understanding!"

Liu Yue was already smiling at Miaojin's body: "Little nerd, what should I do, I like this Lin Xiaolin very much!"

It's so fun for her to quarrel with her relatives and friends first!"

Yu Miaojin also smiled: "You like her, get off the stage and let Brother Xiaolou introduce you to each other!"

After the marriage trouble, in the end, the Mei family of the Zhan Mansion came forward to persuade her daughter Zhan Aijuan to allow Qi You to take a concubine first, and the farce was over.

Since then, Qi Youxian and Zhan Aijuan still don't like each other, and they will tear up every time they meet, which provides a lot of jokes to the audience.

On the other side, Han Zhongqi was sent by the Holy Lord to supervise the Shubian Division, and happened to come to the army of Zhan Liehou.

Han Zhongqi was young and resourceful, and helped Zhan Liehou suppress the rebels.

On the way back to the court, Zhan Liehou asked someone to tell the matchmaker that he wanted to marry Shujuan, the second daughter of both talent and appearance, to Han Zhongqi.

Han Zhongqi was taken aback: It stands to reason that I can achieve today's results thanks to the surprise of the second lady of the Zhan family.

It's just that she looks like that, I can't be blessed!

So, he politely rejected the good intentions of Zhan Liehou on the grounds that he had not received the order of his adoptive father Qi Buchen.

Who knows, Zhan Liehou laughed, and immediately repaired the book to obtain Qi Buchen's permission.

Qi Buchen tried his best to facilitate this matter in the letter, but Han Zhongqi had no choice but to submit to his adoptive father's arrangement.

The drama of forced marriage is also quite comic.

Zhan Liehou really values Han Zhongqi, and he really wants to marry his daughter to the other party, but Zhan Shujuan in Han Zhongqi's heart is like Zhan Aijuan.

Therefore, he refused to accept it no matter what. And Qi Buchen knows what Zhan Shujuan looks like,

Qi Buchen persuaded him with hard work, and directly threatened: If you don't marry, you are not filial!

The rivalry between Du Hongyi and Shen You is very exciting.

One sings in Kunqu opera and the other sings in Peking opera, colliding with different sparks.

Du Hongyi played Qi Buchen's love for Han Zhongqi,

Shen You vividly interpreted Han Zhongqi's emotional change process from disgust and rejection to reluctantly agreeing in the end.

The marriage was agreed, and Han Zhongqi had no father or mother, so he could only choose to join the Zhan family.

On the day he married the second lady of the Zhan family, the Zhan Mansion was lit up with colorful lanterns, blowing and blowing, which was so lively.

However, Han Zhongqi was psychologically heavy, as if he was on the verge of an abyss.

In the cave room, Han Zhongqi sighed and sat down, for fear of seeing Miss Zhan Er's true face again;

Zhan Shujuan sat quietly with the lamp on her back, feeling happy, waiting for the groom to speak.

However, this stalemate has not been able to be opened.

It wasn't until the Liu family, played by Su Yuqing, came and repeatedly persuaded Han Zhongqi that Han Sheng reluctantly uncovered Shujuan's headscarf.

Su Yuqing was a little contradictory: I knew that I wouldn't come to act, and I still had to act in this kind of play, and persuaded him to get close to other women.

Han Zhongqi uncovered Zhan Shujuan's headscarf, and looked at it, and saw that he was married to a beautiful woman.

Naturally, he was pleasantly surprised.

Since then, the misunderstanding of "kite mistake" has been eliminated between them.

The comedy of "Surprise" is very strong, which is similar to "Marriage Trouble".

Although Zhao Baoer is the heroine in "Kite Mistake", she doesn't have many scenes, and her character image is also very thin.

However, with this last wedding scene, Zhao Baoer's heart felt very satisfied.

The last play is the pinnacle, which is the brand of Han Gongchun.

Influenced by the opening of the online drama "River God" in his previous life, Shen You asked a storyteller to finish and read out the last paragraph, and the effect was ideal:

Talented Han Sheng, even to the kite inscription,

The thread was broken and floated, and it was picked up by a beautiful woman.

The heavy topic is put again, the wall is east, don't provoke the style.

In the private meeting, he suddenly encountered a strange ugliness and jumped out of the pit of obscenity.

went to the top of the list, unified the king and Jingshu, and succeeded in the first battle.

I heard that the previous marriage was concluded, and regret was hard to win.

Sleep alone at night, abandon newcomers, and sit on the long watch.

Persuasion: The silver lamp is shining, and you are happy.

Precisely:

Fly a kite, release a new biography,

Beauty, with a pair of exquisite flowers,

Fat fast son-in-law, fat a sexual enemy,

shines on the ugly wife, and shines on a charming city.