Chapter 1807, look at the legs and the breasts

Zhao Xiaoning's sudden appearance made Zu Yun stunned for a moment, and he suddenly stopped, tears of excitement flashed in his eyes: "Senior Brother Xiaoning? Is it you? I didn't dream, right?"

Zhao Xiaoning shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It's like a fake." ”

Zu Yun threw himself directly into Zhao Xiaoning's arms, and cried, this picture made many passers-by feel disgusted, and a thick layer of goosebumps rose on his body. After all, the picture of two big men hugging on the street is really a bit spicy, and if you look at it more, you will get pink eye.

"Okay, okay, what's the big deal? As for crying like this? People like you will laugh at you. Zhao Xiaoning smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

"You're a friend of this guy?" At this moment, the middle-aged man with a baseball bat in his hand panted after him.

Hearing this, Zu Yun hurriedly hid behind Zhao Xiaoning, and looked at the middle-aged man with jealousy written in his eyes.

"This big brother, if you have anything to say, if my brother has offended something, I will apologize to you for him. Zhao Xiaoning said politely, although he didn't know what was going on, but he could guess that Zu Yun must have stolen his things, otherwise people wouldn't have chased him on the street with baseball bats.

"He stole my beef for two hundred yuan, since you are his friend, then you should pay for him, right?" The middle-aged man gasped, he sold cooked food, but just now, a man in ancient costume directly grabbed his cooked food and ran away. This is not as simple as snatching two steamed buns, the beef that costs more than 200 yuan makes him chase him out directly.

Then he found a foodie, who was running away and ate more than four catties of his beef.

"Big brother, I'm really sorry, since my brother took your things, he should pay for it. Zhao Xiaoning hurriedly apologized, and then took out five hundred yuan: "The extra three hundred yuan should be used as an atonement, please smile!"

"A gentleman loves money and takes it from the way, and I only take two hundred. The middle-aged man pulled out two hundred dollars and left here.

Seeing the middle-aged man leaving, Zu Yun breathed a sigh of relief, but his eyes were full of embarrassment when he looked at Zhao Xiaoning.

"Are you still hungry?" Zhao Xiaoning asked with a smile.

"Do you want to hear the truth or lie?" asked Zu Yun with a smile.

"Let's go, I'll take you to get something to eat. Seeing that there was a golden arch not far away, Zhao Xiaoning walked over directly with Zu Yun. The Golden Arches is the former McDonald's, but with a different name. (McDonald's has really changed to Golden Arches, and this is not a nonsense.) )

After coming to the Golden Arches, Zhao Xiaoning ordered some hamburgers, although he was more curious about these new things, but the strong hunger made Zu Yun eat directly, and ate more than 20 burgers in one go, only then did he burp, which made many diners blindfolded, this guy is too good to eat, right?

"Senior brother, how long have you not eaten?" Zhao Xiaoning couldn't cry or laugh.

Zu Yun sighed: "It should be more than two months. ”

"Should?" Zhao Xiaoning grasped the keyword.

Zu Yun snorted and said, "I've been floating in the space-time passage for more than two months just by doing so, and there is no day, no night, and no food. ”

"Tell me, what's going on, how did you come to Earth?" Zhao Xiaoning asked with concern.

Zu Yun said: "More than two months ago, I went to the outside of Jianling Mountain to catch demon beasts and prepare for a barbecue, and then strayed into a cave, the cave was full of colors, I thought I was going to get the opportunity, and from then on to the top to marry Bai Fumei's life, which Cheng thought this was a teleportation array, and then... Then I came here, and when I was dying of starvation, I saw someone selling meat, and I grabbed it and ran away, until I met you. ”

After learning what happened, Zhao Xiaoning said: "It's also fortunate that you met me, otherwise you would definitely be beaten up by that person." ”

"Senior brother, why do you say that my cultivation is gone? I used to build a foundation anyway, but after I came here, I found that I had changed back into an ordinary person. Zu Yun looked puzzled.

Zhao Xiaoning shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile: "Look at me, my current cultivation is not as good as before! It's okay, it will recover after a while." ”

Seriously, Zhao Xiaoning was not surprised that there would be a teleportation array to the earth in the cultivation realm, and he was not afraid of taking 10,000 steps back, after all, he was a famous existence from all over the world. Of course, he was very glad that Zu Yun came to Earth, and if he appeared in other planes, he might suffer a big loss, after all, his personality was a bit introverted, and he would only be lively in front of acquaintances.

"Senior brother, this burger is not delicious, let's go eat something else, shall we?" Zu Yun said with a smile on his face.

Zhao Xiaoning said: "Okay, but you have to change your outfit before eating." Let's go, I'll take you to buy a few clothes and change your hairstyle by the way. ”

After leaving the Golden Arches, Zhao Xiaoning called Jack, after all, he couldn't go back today, so they didn't have to wait at the airport anymore. After making the call, he first took Zu Yun to a barber shop and cut off his long hair under Zu Yun's reluctant eyes.

's long hair turned into small broken hair, revealing Zu Yun's handsome face, in terms of appearance, it definitely killed those popular little fresh meat in the entertainment industry.

After that, I went to the supermarket and bought a few more clothes, including casual clothes and small suits, and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars before and after. Zu Yun is his best friend in the cultivation world, since he has come to the earth, Zhao Xiaoning must do his best to be a landlord, not only that, but he also thought about it, and let Zu Yun follow him in the future, as long as he has a bite to eat, he will definitely not be hungry.

Changing into a new set of Armani's new spring clothes, Zu Yun's temperament suddenly changed significantly, like a noble son, which impressed many shopping girls.

", this sister's paper looks too good, look at that leg, you look at that breast, it's stronger than the sister paper of the Holy Maiden Peak!" Zu Yun's eyes were full of gold stars.

"Settle down, follow me in the future, I promise to let you the woman you want. Zhao Xiaoning patted him on the shoulder, and then said, "It's not early, let's go eat." What do you want to eat?"

Zu Yun didn't think about it, and said directly: "Authentic barbecue and hot pot." ”

"Actually, we can eat something else!" Zhao Xiaoning was a little weak-hearted, barbecue and hot pot were the beginning of Zu Yun's worship of him, if this guy had tasted serious hot pot and barbecue, he would definitely have to despise himself like a second egg.

Zu Yun grinned: "No, no, no, just eat barbecue and hot pot, there is nothing that can't be solved by one barbecue and hot pot, if there is, then two!"

"Okay, then let's go eat barbecue and hot pot. Zhao Xiaoning compromised and left the mall with Zu Yun.

Just when the two brothers had just left, Wu Weiwei from the Institute of Ancient Literature appeared behind them, with a cold light flashing in his eyes: "The surname is Zhao, you insulted me in public at the Institute before, and today the master will definitely make you pay the price!"

(End of chapter)