Chapter 1331: Be generous for the teacher
Fang Zhengdao: "It's very simple, stop the infringement and compensate for it." ”
Orlante said: "I didn't do anything, and I still have to compensate?"
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "You know in your heart whether you did it or not, of course, you can not compensate." Anyway, your father said, as long as you can't die, whatever the poor monk does to clean you up. Pure heart, bring the cucumber. ”
Jingxin handed Fang Zheng a cucumber, and Fang Zheng slapped it on his phone without hesitation.
Syllable!
Orlante only felt a cold pain on his face, covered his face with his hand, and was stunned to find that he had a cucumber on his face!
"Orlante, why do you have a cucumber on your face?" Orlana covered her mouth, her expression incredulous.
Orlante said angrily: "Fangzheng, you actually insulted me with a cucumber?"
Before the words fell, Fang Zheng picked up a hammer and said, "What did you say?"
Orlante's face turned green immediately, and he swallowed and said, "I...... I...... You can't kill me! You promised my father!"
"Master, your thing is really easy to kill, so use mine. I've prepared a mace for you, look at it, it's big enough, this thing, it's made of bamboo, and if you hit it lightly, the skin will open and the flesh will bloom, and you won't die. Someone shouted over there.
Then the camera turned, and Orlante's face turned pale in an instant, and he saw a salted fish dragging a big stick full of bamboo thorns and came over.
Then I saw a squirrel and scolded, "You are going too far! Master, use mine, my gentleness, you can take a small stick." ”
With that, the squirrel pointed to a thumb-thick bamboo stick on the side of the table.
Seeing this bamboo stick, Orlante said in his heart: "Or this squirrel is gentle......
However, when the camera zoomed in, Orlant immediately scolded, "The devil! is not a human ......being! It's like he's not human in the first place!"
I saw that there were a lot of metal things reflecting on the bamboo stick, and when I got closer, the bamboo stick was full of fish hooks!
That is, when the stick falls down and is raised again, the hook hooks up a piece of meat......
That feels......
Orlante is worse off than dead when he thinks about it.
"You're so bad, Master, use mine. Original, no need to innovate, a treasure that has existed since ancient times, a soldering iron. The red boy waved a burning, reddish iron rod and said.
"Jingzhen, don't you have any preparations?" Fang Zheng suddenly asked the monkey who had been eating quietly over there.
The monkey thought for a moment and said, "Master, I think it's too bloody to use those, and it's a waste of resources. I think it's okay to give him a scoop of boiling water left over from cooking. Well...... Be sure to splash it in your face. ”
"Senior brother, if you do that, you will disfigure the other party. Red Boy said.
The monkey shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's not necessarily, it could be a plastic surgery." ”
The squirrel covered his face and said, "Boiling water, blisters all over the face, if that's all plastic surgery, how ugly does it have to be?"
Fang Zheng hadn't spoken yet.
Orlante yelled, "I'm ...... Run!"
Orlante turned around and ran, but a hand stretched out from his phone, grabbed Orlan's collar, and asked with a smile, "Where are you going?"
"I ...... I'm going to withdraw the money and lose the money, okay?" Orlant looked at the monk on his phone and cried on the spot.
He had to cry, these guys in front of him were simply perverts!
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction: "Of course you can...... Knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great, the sea of suffering is endless, and turning back is the shore. Amitabha, donor, don't throw away your phone. Otherwise, the next time the poor monk climbs the TV, drills the computer, or simply goes to you in the middle of the night, he will use the equipment of the disciples. ”
Seeing Fangzheng's methods, where does Orlant dare to talk nonsense?
The chick nodded like a peck of rice, and promised again and again that it would immediately compensate and withdraw all the rewards.
When he hung up the phone, Orlante sat down on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
"Brother, I said earlier, you shouldn't mess with him. Orlana looked at Orlante's appearance and said a little distressed.
Orlant waved his hand...... I can't say anything.
At this time, someone knocked on the door and said, "President, the Huaxia Ollante branch called, saying that the people we were looking for had all come to our building, and they were sitting at the door one by one and didn't leave." You know, they're all AIDS patients, and no one dares to touch them......"
As soon as these words came out, the last bit of hope in Orlante's heart was extinguished.
Now that all the plans are over, he is also dead.
……
"Master, Master, the bank has sent a text message, and we have a lot of money on our card!" the red boy exclaimed happily.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, and quickly checked, and sure enough, there were 100 million more dollars on the card!
Seeing this money, Fang Zheng's mouth couldn't close with a smile, and he sighed sincerely: "Sure enough, making money is never as fast as robbing ......money."
What surprised Fang Zheng the most was that this time, the system didn't jump out and confiscate the money!
In other words, he can keep this kind of compensation.
Fang Zheng thought of this and was even happier.
"Master, now that we have money, shouldn't we also be a loser? The red boy asked, his eyes lit up.
Fang Zheng thought for a while and said, "Indeed, it's time to consume and improve everyone's food." ”
The red boy immediately shouted, "Master, can I try online shopping? Online shopping is so popular, I haven't bought anything yet." ”
Hearing that they could buy something, monkeys, lone wolves, squirrels, and salted fish all came to their senses, and looked at Fang Zheng happily one by one.
Fang Zheng slapped his face and said, "No problem, give each of you ten yuan, go on a shopping spree!"
As soon as these words came out, the little guys who were originally excited instantly wilted......
Xianyu said: "I know that the master's character is slamming, don't expect to get better in this life." ”
Lone wolves, squirrels, and monkeys nodded their heads.
"Jingzhi, what are you talking about?" asked Fang Zheng, raising his eyebrows.
Xianyu immediately said: "Master for thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes!"
Fang Zheng raised his leg is kick: "Do you still want to let the teacher practice wielding a knife from the palace?"
Salted fish hurriedly said: "How dare you...... Master, let's go shopping first, bye. ”
After saying that, a few little ones ran away.
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of these little guys and shook his head.
Fang Zheng didn't really pick the door, and he was reluctant to spend money on them.
Rather, nowadays, there is really no shortage of things in this temple.
In addition, Fang Zheng doesn't really want them to get in touch with too many things related to money, the world is evil, money is not the first evil, but it is almost the same.
Accustomed to the days of spending money, it is too difficult to return to poverty and find the original intention.
This is also the fundamental reason for Founder's self-restraint......
Fang Zheng has to remind himself at all times that the master's magic horse is all false.
If you forget your own heart, you can't see your nature clearly, and everything is vain......
He gets it because he can do it, and if he can't do it one day, then what he gets will be lost sooner or later.