(Cat flutter Chinese) Holding He Tiantian tightly in her arms, her warm nephrite jade is really too evocative.

I kissed her on the cheek, deliberately made a loud "chirp", and then let her go, wiped her lips with a big grin, and looked at Han Chaomei defiantly.

I could seem to hear the sound of my jaw dropping, and everyone's expressions, including Bai Que, Brother Shu, and Han Chaomei, were all dumbfounded.

Even the big bear who was howling on the side forgot the pain for a while, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.

"You, you ......" Han Chaomei pointed at me tremblingly, unable to say a word for a long time.

"What am I!" I said to her with a sigh of relief.

But my ass was kicked immediately, and He Tiantian looked at me and almost wanted to put me first and then that.

"You ......," Han Chaomei said again.

"We are true love. I said shamelessly.

The jaws of the whole audience fell neatly.

"The wind of the world is going down, the wind of the world is going down, ......"

"Liu Lang turned out to be this kind of person, no wonder he always liked to sit with me before, the grass is so disgusting, goosebumps are up. ”

"It's a good thing he didn't look for me, Amitabha. ”

"I finally know why you don't like me anymore, it turns out that you like men!" Han Chaomei held back for a long time, and the sentence she held back hurt me again, which was too shocking.

I went berserk, "Grass, even if I like women, I won't like you!

But Han Chaomei's eyes were full of distrust when she looked at me.

I looked around, and everyone looked at me with a lot of melodious eyes......

"Ma Dan, Lao Tzu will do a magic trick for you!" I yelled, and while He Tiantian was still depressed, I pulled off He Tiantian's hood, and her long flowing hair suddenly poured down like flowing water......

"Wow!" everyone was stunned by my century magic!

"Paralysis, this person is a girl!"

"Looking at the long hair like this, the whole person is so beautiful, I am so ......"

"However, a woman actually defeated the big bear, this woman is so spicy and beautiful, she is simply the queen of the royal sister in my heart......"

"Liu Lang, your uncle!" He Tiantian was caught off guard by me and grabbed my ear and scolded.

I hurriedly whispered for mercy: "Sister, my own sister, is in my school now, please let me pretend to be good for a while, it's the feeling of returning home, you can punish me as much as you want after that......"

"Is it really okay to punish anything?" He Tiantian said in a low voice.

"Really. "At the moment, I just want to pretend to be as much as I want, and I'll talk about it later.

He Tiantian put my ears down and stroked his long wind-blown hair with his hands very casually, this kind of daughter's style is a killer for all men!

"You're a woman!" Han Chaomei finally cried out.

When I saw her like this, I felt so happy that I didn't want it.

I said to her shamelessly: "So, see it, Lao Tzu's woman, just pull out a random one that is 100,000 times better than you, Lao Tzu will like you!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it!" Han Chaomei was hit hard.

"Don't believe what?" I asked.

"I don't believe it, such a beautiful girl, blind dog eyes will look at you as a poor bastard. Han Chaomei shouted, her face flushed.

Paralyzed, I became angry all of a sudden, how unsightly Lao Tzu was, and when Lao Tzu was dressed as a woman, he was also full of charm.

"I'll show you the proof!Tian Tian, come, kiss your husband!" I shouted at He Tian Tian with my waist in my hand.

But she didn't come and kiss me for a long time.

I cautiously looked back, her eyes sparkling.

I quickly hinted to her and cooperated with me to continue pretending to be forced, this force must be perfect.

In the end, He Tiantian glared at me, did what I had just done, took a "chirp" on my face, and retracted again.

My heart is so refreshed, not only did I kiss her today, but I also let her kiss me, it was like a peach blossom.

Han Chaomei saw us kissing back and forth, and suddenly burst out, "Liu Lang, what's so good about this woman!"

Ya, I was impressed by her IQ, just now when He Tiantian was dressed as a man, she was so fascinated that she almost took off her pants directly, and when she turned back into a woman, she also said that people were beautiful, and in the blink of an eye, she began to say that she was good.

"She's pretty, you're blind. I said to her angrily.

She ...... She...... She's not breasts! It's the airport. You see, mine is much bigger than her!" Han Chaomei thought for a long time, and suddenly stiffened me, as if she had found a perfect suppression point.

However, this point made He Tiantian go berserk, He Tiantian attaches the most importance to his figure, and now she is said what she is most proud of by a ** stinky little kid in front of so many people, she suddenly sneered.

I secretly screamed badly!

"What's the matter, didn't Liu Lang look good when he became a magic trick just now?" He Tiantian asked softly.

I didn't even dare to speak.

"Then, do you want my sister to do another magic trick for you?" He Tiantian smiled again.

"What magic?" asked Han Chaomei stupidly.

"Well, that's it, my sister's here, the magic ...... that can get bigger" He Tiantian pointed to his heart, which was vast.

As he spoke, He Tiantian ducked to the side and hid to an angle that no one could see.

Two minutes later, she walked out......

This time, even I was dumbfounded, I just felt that my nose was itchy, and I was about to squirt nosebleeds!

He Tiantian was wearing a very loose men's T-shirt today, and he was still wrapped inside, so it looked flat and bumpy.

But now she tied up her T-shirt around her waist, revealing her beautiful little belly button, and the small waist that she held in her hand twisted and twisted like a small snake that could burrow into every man's heart.

Moreover, she really seemed to be magical, and it suddenly became bigger, much bigger than Han Chaomei, and she looked at everyone straight!

This woman is simply a goblin, I really want to be ...... by her

She walked up to me and Han Chaomei, and stood up like Han Chaomei, "What's the matter, sister, this magic is amazing, right?"

"Amazing, let me see if it's true?" I came out of nowhere, and then I was kicked by He Tiantian.

Han Chaomei was hit hard by He Tiantian in terms of appearance and figure, and now, she couldn't bear such a setback anymore and sat on the ground.

"Boy, have you had enough, if you've had enough, I'll go home and die!" He Tiantian seemed to whisper love words in my ear affectionately, but the words that came out made me feel creepy.

I know that He Tiantian has given me enough face just now, and I brought her over, just like bringing a fairy, whether it is violence or beauty, she made me pretend to be a very good man.

I nodded hurriedly, "Let's go, let's go, you can ravage me as much as you want." ”

He Tiantian walked forward as he spoke, and I hurried to follow, but I suddenly heard Han Chaomei behind me shouting: "What's the use of beauty! What's the use of greatness! It's not that you're poor! You can't even afford to be a QQ member, and you can't even afford Wuling Hongguang!"

Damn, this guy isn't dead yet.

I ignored her this time, because I happened to walk in front of Brother Shu.

Brother Shu was still lying on the ground, looking like he was going to die, and when he saw me coming, he turned his head away from me.

It was the white sparrow, looking at He Tiantian with a very complicated look.

She thought that she would be played by a man today, but she didn't expect this man to transform and become more beautiful than her, which made her very melancholy.

"Take him to the hospital. I said to the White Sparrow.

Then I said, as if I remembered something, "As my brother, the medical bills, I am out." ”

After speaking, I walked a few steps briskly like a dog, and said flatteringly to He Tiantian: "Sister, do you have any money to borrow?" ”

"Ya forced you to pretend, I'll come out of the money, what kind of world!" He Tiantian kicked me again, but he took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from his pocket and threw it to me.

I didn't look at it, I threw it directly to Baique, and muttered before leaving, "I don't know if this money is enough to rush a QQ member." ”

And at this moment, suddenly a majestic voice sounded in front of us, "Are you fighting here again?"

When I looked up, I saw a man in his fifties standing in front of us, with a big belly, black circles under his eyes, and his hair was about to fall out.

When I saw that man, his teeth were about to be crushed!

Qian Sihuan! The principal of this school!

Twenty years ago, the dean of education who framed my dad!

Twenty years later, I'm expelled, Headmaster!

When the people around saw the principal coming, they made a noise and dispersed faster than a monkey!

In an instant, only me and He Tiantian were left on the field.

When Principal Qian saw He Tiantian, his eyes lit up and I caught it.

"Okay, Liu Lang, you have been expelled from school and dare to come back to fight and cause trouble! You two, come with me to the office!" Principal Qian said and took us to the principal's office.

Principal Qian said that he wanted to teach me a lesson, but he didn't say a word to me, but looked at He Tiantian.

"What class are you a student in, why haven't you seen you?" Principal Qian asked He Tiantian.

"She's my girlfriend!" all the bruises on my face burst out.

"Liu Lang, you dare to fall in love! I want to educate you well! You go out for me first, and I enlighten your girlfriend first. You can't let a girl go astray with you. "Principal Qian said that he was going to push me out.

But I didn't leave, and in the end, I saw He Tiantian's eyes become cold!

She said two words to me coldly: "Get out!"

I knew that He Tiantian was good and would not be bullied, so I walked out.

Principal Qian locked the door all of a sudden, and my ears were pressed against the door.

I heard Principal Qian's voice.

"This classmate, don't be afraid, I'm the principal of this school, were they fighting just now?"

"Did it hurt you?"

"Look at you have been covering your heart, are you hurt, let me see......" cat pounced Chinese