Chapter 3: Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau (3)

The crutches sitting in the classroom were in a trance, which provoked Dong Yu's frown and Tao Anran's pity.

finally got out of class, and the crutches that were still in a trance were detained by Tao Anran: "I said monsters, don't think that you can meet monsters if you call them monsters! Where are there monsters in this world? ”

Xiao Zhu shuddered: "What I said is true, why don't you believe me?"

Dong Yu was still frowning, and pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose: "It's not that we don't believe you, but what you said is not true in the first place, you are a college student, do you want to believe in science? You can't fall into idealism, you know?"

"I know, I know. "But you don't know what I saw that day! I opened the door, but who knew that it was covered with dense honeycomb-like things, or three-dimensional! There was something that looked like a lunch box stuck in one of the beehives and talking to me, these must not be my hallucinations, okay?"

Dong Yu thought for a while: "Maybe it's the latest projection technology." ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, so the world's most advanced technology was hidden in that dilapidated little building, and he was easily discovered?Xiao Gui sighed: "Even if what you say is true, then how do you explain that no matter how much garbage is cleaned, the dustpan will not be full?"

This time, Tao Anran spoke: "Eh, maybe all the garbage is also made by projection? Deliberately create the illusion that the ground is full of garbage so that you can work hard?"

He was even more silent, and he wished that there were monsters in the empty corridor like a psychotic 'serious' clean-up garbage with a broom and a dustpan in the empty corridor!

"Alright, let's go back to the dorm first. Tao Anran hooked his neck and pulled him out of the classroom, "Boss, are you going to eat in the cafeteria?"

Dong Yu shook his head: "I'm not going, you guys go and eat." ”

Tao Anran didn't force it, he went to the canteen with his abduction, and after he was full of wine and food, he went to the dormitory building, and unexpectedly, he met Lin Xiong who was waiting for him under his dormitory.

He was stunned for a moment, touched his head and stopped, and pushed Tao Anran: "You go up first." ”

Tao Anran looked at the crutches strangely, and then looked at the bald man he didn't know in front of him, and then went upstairs after passing the signal of "Monster, be careful".

Xiao Qi looked at Lin Xiong, but couldn't help laughing. Lin Xiong is a tall, strong and a little black bald man, it is normal to be fierce or something, but now Lin Xiong, who is standing in front of him, has a look of grievance, which is completely inconsistent with his appearance.

Lin Xiong: "Why didn't you go today?"

Abduction: "...... Do you want me to sweep up the garbage?"

Lin Xiong: "...... No, humanity, you now have a greater mission. ”

Abduction: "...... Can I choose not to listen?"

Lin Xiong said to himself: "Our director came back yesterday, he is very satisfied with you, and he has transferred you to his special assistant. ”

"I'm just a part-time worker, and I can't afford the position of special assistant. ”

Lin Xiong shook his head again and again: "No, no, no, only you can do it, the director has been looking forward to the human being his special assistant for a long time." ”

Abduction: "...... So, what kind of creature is your director?"

Lin Xiong didn't hesitate: "It's not a human anyway!"

Is it okay for you to blatantly admit that you are non-humans? Are you walking on human territory with the permission of humans? What kind of creatures are you?

He shuddered and shook his fingers: "What the hell are you doing?"

The grievances on Lin Xiong's face disappeared, and he was replaced by a serious and solemn look: "We are the Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau, serving the monsters wholeheartedly, and being responsible for the monsters wholeheartedly." ”

"So what does it have to do with me as a human? Don't tell me that I'm actually a monster!"

Lin Xiong: "Although your name is a monster, you are really a human being, not a monster. Of course, the Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau also needs humans, after all, we are surviving on human territory, and we still need human representatives to work. ”

"But why me?"

Lin Xiong's face was taken for granted: "We sent rats from all over the city to post recruitment notices, and in the end, only you were the only human to see it, proving that you have a relationship with our peacekeeping bureau, of course it's you." ”

I suddenly remembered that I had told my roommate after seeing such a job posting, and my roommate was also very interested, but when they went to look at the place they said, they didn't find the flyer......

Abduction: "...... And what about when you don't have me? Don't you have any other humans in the Peacekeeping Bureau?"

Lin Xiong regretted: "It's really not, the deputy director also tried to abduct humans, but those humans were so frightened that they ran away after finding themselves working with a group of monsters, and it was really troublesome for us to chase after the amnestics of that human." Lin Xiong's eyes lit up suddenly, "So seeing you apply, our bureau was overjoyed!"

Xiao Guan couldn't help but ask, "Then aren't you afraid that I'm also afraid of youkai?"

Lin Xiong: "You are called a monster, why are you still afraid of monsters?"

-- That's enough! Stop making a fuss about my name! I'm called a kidnapper, not a monster!

Lin Xiong: "Hehe, I'm kidding. And he said, "Because you are more resilient." ”

――It really doesn't sound like a compliment, and he glared at Lin Xiong angrily.

"The director said that he can give you a day off today, and don't forget to report to the peacekeeping bureau from tomorrow. ”

"Can I choose to resign?"

"No!" Lin Xiong said categorically, "We will not let go of the only human who can survive in the Peacekeeping Bureau." ”

I silently looked up at the sky, and it turned out that one day I could become such an indispensable figure, which is really gratifying.

Lin Xiong touched his bald head: "That's all I have to say, do you have anything else to ask?"

"May I ask you what your prototype is?" "He's the only human in the Peacekeeping Bureau, which means that the person in front of him must not be human, so what the hell is he?"

Lin Xiong: "My name is Lin Xiong, and the prototype is a brown bear, from the mountains and forests of northeast China. ”

He suddenly realized: "No wonder you are tall, strong and black!"

Lin Xiong: "......"

Shaking his head and walking upstairs with his head held high, he finally pulled back a game!

At this time, what normal people are entangled with is "I finally got back a game and successfully mocked him"?

When Tao Anran walked around the dormitory, looking anxious, and when he saw the crutches standing in front of him intact, the anxiety on Tao Anran's face turned into surprise, and he grabbed his shoulders with both hands: "Monster, are you okay?"

"If something happens to me, you just walk around the dorm room like this and you won't solve any problems, okay?"

Tao Anran pretended not to understand the sarcasm in his words, and asked what he wanted to ask: "I said monster, who is that bald man below just now? That guy is really fierce, when did you know such a person? Where did you meet him?"

He took back the control of his shoulder from Tao Anran's hands, and while walking to the table and pulling out a chair and sitting down, he answered Tao Anran's question casually: "He is the interviewer who interviewed me that day, and he is still my boss." "But not from tomorrow." ”

Tao Anran said strangely: "Not tomorrow? Why?"

The expression of the abduction could not tell whether it was joy or sadness: "Because tomorrow I will be them...... Special assistant to the general manager. "I originally wanted to say the director, but then I thought that Tao Anran asked which bureau it was, what should I do? Can I say that it is the Monster Human Peacekeeping Bureau?!

"The special assistant to the general manager?" Tao Anran was completely shocked, "You can be the special assistant to the general manager as an hourly worker?"

Abduction: "...... Are you looking down on me?"

――Is the point of looking down on you?

Tao Anran: "...... What does that company you work for?"

Xiao Qiu thought about it seriously: "Well, the service industry." "--Full-time babysitter for youkai.

"Service industry, hotel, hotel, or what?"

The face of the abduction became obviously complicated: "Comprehensive...... It's the kind of group that has everything. ”

"Sounds serious. Tao Anran was obviously attracted by the interest, and dragged his chair to sit next to him, "Do you still recruit people?

"No, it's not a move. Xiao Guan replied without hesitation, "I said Tao Anran, you hurry up and play your game, but don't think about it as a play, and disturb my study!"

Tao Anran sneered: "Are you still studying? Don't be kidding! ”

Xiao Qiu rolled his eyes: "The boss is called a graduate school entrance examination like that, and he is desperate." He added, "What about the notes you borrowed from me last time?" I remember that the teacher seemed to have left homework. ”

"Homework, what homework?" Tao Anran shouted, "I didn't see it in your notes." ”

"You go and take a closer look. During the time he spoke, he had already packed the things he wanted to bring, "You look for it slowly, I'm going to go to the boss to study." After a fume, the crutches had already run away, leaving Tao Anran scratching his ears and cheeks to find Ma Zhe's homework.

Of course, he didn't go to the boss to learn, he was going to buy something for self-defense, in case a certain monster had malicious intentions towards him, he could still have a little counterattack to delay a little time.