Body Chapter 3: The Thief Monkey

Under the coercion and temptation of Hou Yan along the way, Ai Qing was finally willing to tell the truth, but the place that should be reserved should still be kept, he has not yet figured out the situation he is in, and it is impossible to completely let down his guard against Hou Yan.

Ai Qing only briefly said to Hou Yan that his identity was an ordinary agent in the country, who was attacked by someone in a hostage rescue mission, and then unfortunately died, and he didn't say a word about the cultural relics, because that level of news only elite-level agents have the right to know, not to mention Hou Yan, who is an ordinary person.

Ai Qing pushed open the door, this is a house of more than 70 square meters, a standard two-bedroom and one-living room layout, a white clock facing the door pointed at half past twelve, this is the middle of the night, of course, it is half past twelve in the night.

Ai Qing looked at the time and asked Hou Yan in her body in a self-muttering voice, "What month is today?"

Hou Yan said: "It's past midnight, so it should be February 15 now." ”

Ai Qing walked to a floor-to-ceiling mirror in the room and looked at her current body, and said, "That means that it is less than three hours before my death?"

The "self" in the mirror doesn't look very awkward in Ai Qing's eyes, Hou Yan's body is not much different from his previous body shape, nearly one meter eight tall, his physique is quite strong, he has a sense of strength, and he can't see it clearly in terms of appearance, because he is now gray-faced, and his scattered hair covers his forehead.

"I've finished introducing myself, so what are you doing?" Ai Qing asked Hou Yan.

Hou Yan said confidently: "Listening to what you just said, I think we are really fated, my work is similar to yours, and I am also active in the dark, and my skills are not as bad as yours." ”

Ai Qing was stunned when she heard this, "You are also an agent, what kind of sub-bureau are you?"

"I'm not an agent. ”

Ai Qing suddenly remembered the conversation between Ye Bibi and Yu Feng in the car just now, Ye Bibi said that they were thieves, and Hou Yan fell into a coma when he fell over the wall.

"Are you a thief?" Ai Qing asked in surprise.

Hou Yan replied dissatisfiedly: "What thief, I am a thief, a thief! Jiang Yang thief, the thief of the flower thief!OK?"

"Isn't that still a thief..."Ai Qing replied speechlessly, although their secret service bureau and the police station are two separate parts, but the nature is the same, the agent can also be regarded as one of the special police, Ai Qing's sense of justice cultivated since childhood prompted him to be hostile to all things and people who violate the law and discipline.

"Hey, stinky boy, what are you doing, I warn you, don't come nonsense!" Hou Yan shouted in a panic, because in his perspective, Ai Qing took out his mobile phone and dialed a number "110".

"I hate you thieves the most, if it weren't for you, would I have been calculated?

The phone was dialed smoothly, and the police station picked up the phone after a "beep!" sound.

"Hey, hello, this is the No. 3 Police Station in Xiangyang District, is there anything I can do to help you?" asked the young policeman.

Ai Qing took a breath, thought of the wording, and said seriously: "Comrade policeman, I am a thief and have stolen countless things, please come and arrest me quickly!"

"Hmm, where are you now?" The young policeman was confused by Ai Qing's words, he had just become a policeman, and he didn't expect such a strange report.

"I... I'm here... I don't know, Hou Yan, where is your house?" Ai Qing had just come to his senses, how could he know where he was.

Hou Yan said with a slight mockery: "You agents are all your IQ?"

"This comrade, please be more qualified, don't call the police station and joke!" After that, the young policeman hung up the phone, and in the middle of the night, there was no need to talk with a fool.

"Hey, comrade policeman, I'm really a thief......" Ai Qing continued.

Hou Yan really couldn't stand it anymore, and said incomprehensibly: "Ai Qing, you figure out the situation, we are now grasshoppers on a rope, and you and I will not have a good time in prison!"

Ai Qing threw her phone aside and said angrily, "No, I can't tolerate you criminals getting away with it here!", Ai Qing put on her coat again and wanted to go outside and get into some trouble and call the police.

"That's enough! You stop me! This is my body, this is my life, your sudden intervention is your fault in itself, why are you ruining my life now? You have already dedicated your life for your so-called justice, you don't owe you anything for justice, if you do this again, I will go to the court to sue you!" Hou Yan finally began to speak incoherently.

Ai Qing stopped, he understood what Hou Yan said, he really couldn't ruin Hou Yan like this, or ruin the second chance God gave him, he still had a lot of tasks to complete, maybe he could use Hou Yan's body to secretly complete the task that killed him, but what he was most curious about now was Hou Yan's last sentence.

"Sue me, what are you suing me in court?" Ai Qing couldn't help but laugh.

Hou Yan was in a hurry to talk nonsense, but now he can only continue to talk nonsense: "I sued you for raping me, yes!

Ai Qing was stunned in place, crying and laughing, and asked Hou Yan again: "The way we are now, how can I rape you?"

"You forcibly entered my body without my consent, and illegally imprisoned me inside, let me tell you, you have sinned too much!" Hou Yan deserves to be called "monkey Yan", his ability to speak nonsense is really not covered, and he heard that he will not laugh in the end.

"Hahaha, okay, I don't have to turn myself in, but now this body is dominated by me, so I have to do things according to my thinking, and besides, I will never help you steal!" Ai Qing accepted Hou Yan's ability to talk nonsense.

Hou Yan is now living under the fence, and he has to be soft, besides, feng shui takes turns, who stipulates that only Ai Qing can control this body, Hou Yan himself is the real master, okay.

Hou Yan compromised with a hint of discomfort: "Okay, as long as you don't cheat my life, don't cheat my friends, and besides, you must not touch my wife! If you dare to touch my wife, I will definitely find a way to die with you!"

"Your wife, you thief and wife?" Ai Qing was a little surprised.

"You don't have to worry about this, my wife's name is Jiang Yulian, she works in Foot Bath City not far away, and now it's almost one o'clock in the morning, he arrives home on time every day, you are not allowed to touch her, and you can't let her know that you are not me!" Hou Yan repeatedly emphasized that Ai Qing was not allowed to touch Jiang Yulian.

"Footbath City, is your wife doing that?" Ai Qing asked tentatively.

Hou Yan yelled and scolded: "Bastard! Your wife is only doing that, your whole family is doing that!"

Hou Yan's voice echoed in Ai Qing's mind, shaking him dizzy.

"But I don't know your wife either, you still don't let me touch her, and you don't let her know that I'm not you, it's hard!" Ai Qing said.

"It shouldn't be difficult, you were in a state of madness in the car just now, Bibi and they will definitely call Yulian, you will say that you are sick later, you are irritable, you want to live in a room by yourself tonight and be quiet, do you hear it, you are not allowed to touch my wife, no matter how she tempts you, you are not allowed to touch her!" Hou Yan emphasized tirelessly, he seemed to anticipate something.

Ai Qing was annoyed when she heard it, as if she didn't have a wife, but Ai Qing really hadn't touched Bei Ling, at most she simply kissed her, "I know, isn't there still you, I'll listen to you completely later, right?"

Next, the two continued to ink for a while, Ai Qing took off her clothes, put on her pajamas, and then washed up briefly in the bathroom, and finally could see Hou Yan's true face clearly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, single eyelids, high nose bridge, and a very reasonable appearance, much better looking than before Ai Qing.

It was past one o'clock in the morning, and Jiang Yulian did not arrive home on time, probably because she was delayed on the road.

"Monkey, you said that you want to have good looks and a good figure, why did you choose to be a thief?" Ai Qing shaved off the beard on her chin and asked Hou Yan.

After more than ten seconds, Hou Yan still didn't reply, Ai Qing suddenly felt empty in her mind, as if Hou Yan had disappeared in this body.

"Monkey! If you don't speak, I'll touch your wife later!" Ai Qing spoke to Hou Yan tentatively again.

After another half a minute, Hou Yan still didn't react, not knowing whether he disappeared or fell asleep.

"Bang!" The sound of the door closing reached Ai Qing's ears at the door, and the sound shook Ai Qing a little panicked.

A super sensual female voice shouted, "Monkey, I'm back! Come and see the Valentine's Day surprise I have in store for you!"

The frightened Ai Qing walked out of the bathroom, Jiang Yulian was wearing an extra-long windbreaker with her back to him, the underside of the windbreaker was almost dragged to the ground, and a pair of blue crystal high heels were stepping on her feet.

Jiang Yulian said in a mischievous voice: "Monkey, are you ready for this surprise? This is your Valentine's Day gift!"

When Ai Qing heard the words Valentine's Day, he felt that things might develop indefinitely to an uncontrollable situation, but he still stubbornly said, "I'm ready." ”

"Dangdang dang!" Jiang Yulian turned around in surprise, stretched out the windbreaker on her body with both hands, revealing a set of very seductive pink underwear to cover the place that should be covered, Jiang Yulian blinked her eyes and twisted her body to seduce Ai Qing, as long as she is a normal man, she can't stand such a temptation.

"Oh, oh, oh, mom, Hou Yan, I'm your uncle!" Ai Qing almost suffocated, hurriedly covered her eyes with her hands, and her body was so frightened that she retreated backwards, only to slip and fall on the floor.

Jiang Yulian saw that "Hou Yan" had fallen, put down her hands, quickly walked in front of Ai Qing, squatted down and pulled away the hands that Ai Qing used to cover her eyes, "Monkey, what's wrong with you? I'll help you up!"

Ai Qing's hands were pulled apart, and a beautiful scenery was presented in front of him, Ai Qing closed her eyes tightly and turned her head not to look at Jiang Yulian, "Don't get close to me, stay away from me, put on your clothes quickly!" Ai Qing was only 29 years old in her last life, and she had never experienced such a scene of male and female love, and her resistance to this aspect was like a blank piece of paper, which would be broken when you poked it, who could stand this?