In general,The comic exhibition of the current dragon country,Actually, it's not much different from Nanazi's previous life.,It's all the same operation.,Cosplay,Homemade games,And those suspicious stall owners who secretly rub to recommend self-made books to you.,Well,There's also the characteristic scenery on the comic show.,Pick your feet and big man's body.,Women's cosplay with a girl's heart is a strange uncle.,Obviously the leg hair is strong.,But you have to wear a miniskirt.,What's more,Even put black and white stockings on the two big hairy legs.,In addition to that beard.,But it's powdered.,Eyeliner.,Lipstick. 'Absolutely beautiful and sour face', it's simply amazing!

Of course, in the comic exhibition, in addition to these spicy-eyed strange uncles, there are also some high-quality cosplay, after all, if the comic exhibition is such a scene of demons dancing, then tourists and audiences will definitely not buy it, so generally the organizers of the comic exhibition will deliberately hire some eye-catching cosplay masters with high salaries to attract popularity.

Although these beautiful cosplay girls,Not all of them are really girls,In the cosplay industry,A lot of pseudo-mothers,Medicine Niang carefully dress up,That's really beautiful to a new height.,Even most of the real girls.,Real girls,Not as good as their well-dressed appearance,In the modern world,The three major evil arts in Asia are still prevalent.。

Nanako saw that two male high school students who came to the comic con were cosplaying with a pseudo-girl, "Eh, Hao, look, that Rem is so beautiful, she laughs so cute, let's go over and ask her to take a photo with us." ”

The high school student's companion just glanced at the 'Rem' faintly, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Oh? Xiaoqiang, you just said 'her'?"

Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly: "Eh, is there any problem? Such a beautiful girl, don't you have any ideas at all? If we can take a photo with her, we can take it out to raise our eyes when we are free in the future, or show off to the class and classmates." ”

"Huh. The young man known as Ah Hao shook his head with a smile, and said with an unfathomable face, "Xiaoqiang, it is true that it is eye-catching, but you haven't noticed the essence of the matter, I asked you just now, sure it's 'her', that's the problem, because that Rem is not her, but 'him'!"

Obviously, Ah Hao's experience and eyesight are more than a cut above Xiao Qiang, unlike Xiao Qiang, an ignorant and innocent simple boy, Ah Hao is obviously already an old driver, with a pair of fiery eyes and very profound skills, but at a glance, it has been seen that the Rem is not actually a real mother, but a pseudo-mother made up of makeup.

"Huh?" Xiaoqiang opened his mouth wide.

"Hahahaha. Ah Hao had a disgusted look on his face, "You just don't know anything", and explained to him, "You look at that Rem carefully, you look at his chest, is there not much ups and downs? This is not an airfield, but he doesn't have breasts at all! And you are looking at his throat, is there a slight bulge in the Adam's apple?"

And the width of his shoulders, the width of his stride, his height, the size of his shoes...... To sum up, after my identification, this Rem is actually not a real girl, but a pseudo-girl!"

Xiaoqiang showed a look of 'the baby was frightened', and said incoherently: "This... This.. This.. This... Is this true? How is it possible, so cute! What's the matter, man! Ah, you're lying to me, right?"

Ah Hao said: "Hehe, it's so naïve, haven't you heard of a sentence?' looks so cute, it must be a boy!', do you think this sentence is groundless? This is the truth! Now this thought, urban and rural routines are deep, if you see a 'different' and 'beautiful little fairy who is not like a mortal', there is no doubt that at least nine out of ten are pseudo-girls!

Also, even if the remaining one has a plump white greasy jelly, no beard and leg hair, and the Adam's apple is not obvious, or there is no Adam's apple at all, all the conditions I have mentioned above to distinguish the real mother do not exist, and they all echo the characteristics of the real mother, which means that it must be a real mother!

Because in today's era where routines are everywhere, in addition to the difference between real mothers and pseudo-mothers, there is a special group of people among them, that is, medicine girls!

Medicine Niang, Medicine Niang, as the name suggests, is a pseudo-Niang who takes medicine, after a few courses of medicine, male characteristics will degenerate, so that your body changes in the direction and characteristics of women, this type of existence, even if it is me, there is not much ability to verify, if you dress up carefully, even the old drivers on the Autumn Name Mountain, the black motorists can't tell the difference!"

Xiao Qiang was shocked and gasped, "Shh Brother, is it so terrifying? According to what you say, this society is really sinister!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense. Ah Hao squinted his eyes and said, "Don't you hear, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the countryside has been rectified, the road is dangerous and slippery, the people's hearts are also complicated, and the routine is even more dangerous! This sentence fully explains that in these years, no one is a fool, they are all proficient, either you trick me, or I trick you, the routine is invisible, deep into everyone's life.

So, Xiaoqiang, buddy taught you a truth, look at the girl, you can't just see if the other party is beautiful, it's not cute, you have to confirm whether the other party is a real mother, and before 'honestly meeting', you must not easily make arbitrary judgments!

Just the Qin Hao in the class next door to us, Qin Ritian, you know, right? Rich second generation, rich, changing girlfriends is more diligent than changing clothes, last time this guy was also in a comic exhibition, saw a 'peerless beauty', and immediately started to think crookedly, and he wanted to invite people to dinner, give them figures and gifts.

Then the two of them had a meal, Qin Ritian's grandson had bad intentions, got drunk with others, and wanted to do something that couldn't be said directly, but the result was ..... He found out that the 'peerless beauty' was actually a cute girl with a big eagle!

"I'll it! the more you talk about it, the more terrifying it becomes!" Xiao Qiang At this moment, he felt that he had come to the ice and snow of Antarctica in an instant, it was obviously the height of summer, and the temperature in the venue was not low, but he still felt a chill rushing to his head, and he couldn't help but wrap his hands around his innocent self, wanting to get a trace of warmth.

"But... However, when eating, Qin Ritian didn't notice anything wrong? After all, as long as the two of them talked, they should be able to recognize that he was not a real mother!"

"You're stupid, don't you know that there is still a false voice in the cosplay industry? And Yao Niang's voice has long been soft and feminine, plus a little false voice skills, who can hear it. ”

"......." the corners of Xiaoqiang's mouth twitched, "Why are you telling me this! I suddenly feel that the whole person's world view and three views have been devastated, and the whole person is not good!"

Ah Hao shook his head and smiled, "I said Xiaoqiang, your reaction is a little too violent, okay, don't talk about this, don't you want to take a photo with that Rem? ”

"Uh.... Still going to take a group photo?!"

"Of course, it's rare to meet such a high-quality eye-catching Rem cosplay, of course you have to go up to him to take a photo, if you have the opportunity to get his contact information, it would be better to invite him out for a meal and play together, maybe you can catch him!"

Xiaoqiang: "......Wait a minute, did I hear me wrong? What were you talking about just now? You still want to go up and take pictures with people when you know that it is a pseudo-mother? You even have inexplicable obscene thoughts about it? Oh my God! What's wrong with this world!?

"What's the matter, hurry up, or someone else will go up and talk to that Rem later, I don't want to miss the opportunity." Ah Hao pulled Xiaoqiang up, "What are you doing grinding and chirping, I don't know if your hands are fast or slow." ”

"Wait, wait, wait..... It's all sacks!" Xiaoqiang struggled violently, resisting Ah Hao's strength to pull him, "Ah Hao, that's a pseudo-mother, although there is a mother in the title, but he is a pure man like us, maybe it's bigger than me both, what are we doing in the past, that's a man with a big ding!"

Ah Hao paused, looked back at Xiao Qiang deeply, and said with a serious expression: "Is it really a girl?

Xiaoqiang, I used to think the same as you, when I saw a beautiful girl, I would first look at him if he was a man or a woman, and then make a plan..... It wasn't until I was inspired by an old-timer that I realized that I had fallen into a big misunderstanding!

At that time, I was in the water group of the old driver LL, and a group friend posted a picture of a girl in a nude apron with long flowing hair and a slender figure making breakfast in the kitchen, with the text on the picture, 'If you woke up and found that there was such a person in the house, what would you do?'. ”

Xiao Qiang fell into a fantasy, and said with a heavy snort: "If such a situation really happens, then do you still need to think about it?" Of course, you will pounce on it ^&**&#@!@*())!"

Ah Hao shook his head: "So, Xiaoqiang, you haven't even reached the passenger level of a deep card now, haven't you considered whether that person is a man or a woman before?"

"And this statement?!"

"What do you think?"

Ah Hao said: "At that time, my answer was, 'Rush up first and see if it's a man or a woman.'" As a result, the old-timers in the group criticized me, saying that my consciousness and skills are not enough, and if I rush to the Akinya Mountain Biao car to be a black motorcycle driver now, it will be easy to overturn.

Then I asked, "Why do you say that?" and the old-timers replied to me, 'If it was a few years ago, I would have rushed up to see if it was a man or a woman, and I would have known if it was a man, but now, whatever it is, he is pretty, cute, and he can shout 'Ernie sauce.'"

Now in these years, the ratio of men and women in the Dragon Kingdom is extremely unbalanced, and the 300 million male compatriots can't find a daughter-in-law, so they want to be old singles, and those girls now, all of them are not easy to chase, and the good-tempered and beautiful cabbage doesn't know how many pigs are eyeing each other, how can there be any remaining ones that can be our turn.

Moreover, there are still so few good girls now, and the remaining part of the second generation of X can't look down on them, they are also very arrogant, their eyes are above the top, they obviously have no capital, and they still dislike this and that for our male compatriots, if they want to find a girlfriend, or even get married, the difficulty is absolutely hell!

In that case, then why can't we change our minds? Good girls can't catch up, and the rest dislike us, and you are unwilling to make do with us, so we can find those beautiful and lovely boys! Not only are they eye-catching, but the boys in women's clothes are also very kind and sensible, such a good companion is simply a godsend!"

Ah Hao's 'bold words' made Xiao Qiang stunned, and his mouth was wide open, enough to swallow an egg, "this, this, this, this, .....this,

It's been a long time, Xiaoqiang hasn't said a complete sentence, and if he thinks about it carefully, he actually thinks that what Ah Hao said is actually quite reasonable, yes, now this girlfriend is so difficult to find, and the requirements are so high, even if you want to find a girlfriend who is barely making do, it is not a difficult thing, in this case, why not find yourself a beautiful boyfriend?!

Xiao Qiang glanced at Ah Hao, who was smiling and looking at him, and suddenly felt that Ah Hao's smile, who had not been paying attention to him, was a little incomprehensible, 'Goo Dong' Xiao Qiang's throat moved, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said tremblingly: "Ah Hao, you don't think anything about me, right?!"

At this moment, Xiao Qiang only felt a cool air rushing to his head from the soles of his feet in an instant, and he couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum, and the hairs on his body stood up, it was difficult to stage on him, 'I treat you as a brother, but you want to anal me. 'Is this a tragedy?'

"Huh. Ah Hao looked at Xiao Qiang deeply, and showed a bright smile, eight white big molars were exposed, and when Xiao Qiang was becoming more and more frightened, and was about to cover the chrysanthemum and run away, he suddenly smiled and rolled his eyes in disgust, " You think too much, you're not pretty, you're not cute, and you don't know how to dress up in women's clothes, you can't fake your voice, your voice is so rough, how can I have thoughts about you, if I really have thoughts about you, I would have done it to you a long time ago, okay, after all, I'm from the same dormitory, if I want to attack you, isn't it easy?"

After Ah Hao's half-disgusted and half-contemptuous explanation, Xiaoqiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his chastity should be able to be kept, but he didn't find that when he was secretly relieved, a glimmer of light flashed in Ah Hao's eyes, and the corners of his mouth also showed a pleasant smile of 'plan'.

Xiaoqiang would never know that today's words were deliberately said to him by Ah Hao, in order to destroy his barren three views, and then he could start and turn his roommate brother into a 'boyfriend'!