Chapter 489: Dazzling Wind Trick

Ma Yan was angry at first when he heard this, and then he exclaimed: "How do you know that my wife is going to give birth?"

Ye Sanjin said lightly: "How about giving birth? You Yintang is black, your eyes are red, your eyebrows are thin, your lips are thin, you are 30 years old this year, you were born in June of the lunar calendar, right? You have been married twice, your ex-wife divorced because of cheating, this child is afraid that he will be a single parent child, hey, it is your wife and child who are suffering, your life, there is no noble person to help, tsk tsk...... and shook his head again.

The more Ma Mian listened, the more panicked he became, and he was in a cold sweat, mainly because Ye Sanjin was all right, and another policeman next to him smiled disdainfully: "It's really nonsense, Brother Ma Face's ex-wife is divorced because Brother Ma Mian is prostituting outside." ”

Ye Sanjin looked at the horse's face and smiled: "Is it? Hehe, then you can let me fart." ”

Who knows, Ma Yan then knelt on the ground with a puff and shouted: "Living Immortal, you are really a Living Immortal, what you said is all right, I beg you for help, I will have a child immediately, I can't die!"

Another policeman was suddenly stunned and said: "Ah——, Brother Ma Face, so to speak, the previous sister-in-law is indeed ......"

Zhao Ming nodded and smiled at Ye Sanjin, he still admired him for his ability, and said in his mouth: "What's the use of kneeling, we are all going to prison, I'm afraid that we can't save you?" ”

The horse's face turned blue in an instant, but he didn't dare to be angry, so he had to continue to kowtow.

Seeing this situation, it is easy.

Compared with his own life, angering Hongtu is a small problem, Ma Yan immediately released Zhao Ming and Ye Sanjin out of the criminal police brigade, but always begged for the diviner to save him, Ye Sanjin did say a method later: "You also have yin qi in your body, this is the real reason, I will tell you a method now, you can do it immediately...... Find some clean cow dung five catties, soak the child's urine, add your own blood to release 80 milliliters, add water and boil for more than half an hour, before 9 o'clock in the evening, apply it completely, lie under the old man's bed, maybe you can escape, and if you live after tonight, this method will be used for more than nine days. ”

Zhao Ming listened to it and almost spewed out with a saliva.

Thinking that this divination gentleman is really poisonous enough, the cow dung should be weighed by the catty, and even add a bubble of boy urine, this thing will be smoked to death if you don't get eaten by ghosts?

Ma Yan also looked at Ye Sanjin with some doubts, feeling that he was playing tricks on him.

Brother Sanjin touched the beard at all, and said with a serious face: "Believe it or not is your own business, although the method is a little rougher, but it is right to save your life, you go back and tell other colleagues about this method, whether they use it or not, it depends on their own creation." ”

The horse-faced police officer struggled for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and thanked him and went to the office, it seems that he agreed to use this non-mainstream method to see, in the end, life is the capital of the revolution.

When there was no one nearby, Zhao Ming asked Ye Sanjin and said, "Brother Sanjin, your method is nonsense, right? ”

Unexpectedly, Ye Sanjin said seriously: "I'm not talking nonsense, it's really useful, yin qi belongs to yin, the method I just told him is called the ghost exorcism technique, cow dung and boy urine are all positive, full of smell, plus there is definitely a strong smell on the old man's body and bed, called dead air, which can be shown to block the yin qi." ”

Zhao Ming nodded suspiciously, but each door has its own unique method, and he didn't ask in detail.

When I came out of the criminal police team, I took a police car, but when I went back, I couldn't even get a taxi, and I waited at the intersection for more than half an hour without a taxi.

The two of them were pressing the bridge in the commercial street of the city, Ye Sanjin's dress attracted the side eyes of countless people, and Zhao Ming always felt that the eyes of the two of them obviously said the two Chinese characters "crazy".

"Lao Ye, aren't you afraid of realizing the prickly heat when you wear it like this on a hot day? I see that you have been wearing this dress for several days, and you are about to wear it, I will pay you to buy you a new set of clothes, do you want to?" Zhao Ming raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder like a good deed Zhao Yuanwai and said, Brother Sanjin has also evolved into Lao Ye.

Ye Sanjin still likes this title, but he resolutely refuses to agree to change clothes: "It's okay, this is a gorse silk exorcism suit that only the closed disciples of my Immortal Pavilion can wear, it is cool in summer and cool in autumn, dust does not occupy it, it can also be fireproof and waterproof, no washing, I am not comfortable wearing other clothes materials." ”

Zhao Ming's expression suddenly lit up and said, "Really, that's a god clothes, give it a try!"

As he spoke, he lifted his foot and kicked it over.

Ye Sanjin hurriedly dodged and said, "What are you going to do?"

Zhao Ming smiled: "Let's see if I will leave the footprints, if I don't keep it, I will believe it, otherwise, you will obediently go with me to change clothes, don't you see that others think that the two of us standing together are a pair of crazy people?"

As he was talking, there was a sudden bang on his head, and a large pot of water fell down with a plastic poke, accompanied by a girl's scream.

Zhao Mingzheng looked up, and hurriedly launched a dazzling style trick and took a step away.

"Ahh

"Whoa—"

"Boom!"

With a short exclamation from the girl, Ye Sanjin was drenched by a bucket of water, and the purple bucket fell, so that it happened to be on the head of the man who was still wearing a Taoist hat, and it was tilted back at a forty-five degree angle, covering his vision.

Zhao Mingxuan made a quick opening twice and successfully avoided this catastrophe.

Standing two meters away, he smiled and gloated: "This Plantagenet exorcism suit is really bullish, a bucket of dirty water will make you feel cold, but this clothes are still neat, this clothes are magical, if it is really a god clothes, I want to take a set to wear it." ”

Ye Sanjin angrily took down the bucket hanging on his face, his whole face was more ugly than bitter gourd, and when he looked up, there were four big words written on the bright signboard hanging on the side of the wall: Qingfeng Foot Bath.

"Holy!"

Mr. Divination also exploded a swear word.

At this time, a girl about twenty years old wearing yellow pajamas and pink slippers on her feet hurriedly ran over, and when she saw Ye Sanjin's unlucky appearance, she almost couldn't hold back and laughed, but immediately bowed her head and admitted her mistake and said that she was sorry, this girl is now without makeup, fair and clean, and she is also very good-looking, she is indeed a pure beauty seedling, but in this kind of place......

Ye Sanjin frowned and asked, "Didn't you really pour a bucket of foot-washing water for your master?"

As he spoke, he sniffed hard with his dog's nose, but fortunately he didn't smell any foul feet.

The girl hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, I used it to prepare clothes, not the water to wash my feet......"

But even if it is used to wash clothes, Dao Ye can't accept it at all.

"This Daoist, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to, so ...... Otherwise, let's go inside and deal with it!"

Ye Sanjin's gorse exorcism suit is indeed fireproof and waterproof, but the one on his head is a general-colored yin and yang hat, this bucket of water splashed down, it has already been splashed and deflated, and it is very witty to hang on his head, his hair and face are all embarrassed, and he can only follow her in to deal with it

Later, in the chat, I learned that the girl's name is Sasha, is the foot washing girl here, just woke up after taking a shower and was about to wash clothes, when I saw that the sewer was blocked, I put the freshly made water on the window, which thought of accidentally touching it, and it fell, fortunately on the second floor.

Fifteen minutes later, Ye Sanjin took a new shower here, took off his hat, his hair fell out, and he was still wearing the same robe, but he was wearing slippers on his feet, which looked very mismatched.

The girl named Sasha also said apologetically: "I'm really embarrassed just now, otherwise I'll give you a foot for free, and I should apologize, okay, this Taoist master?"

Zhao Ming felt that he would refuse politely, but he didn't expect this product to nod and agree, and said, "If you can press it, I will come often in the future." ”

Dao Ye wants to press his feet, Zhao Ming can't wait on the side, so he also sat down in another seat, beckoned another foot washing girl to come, just to pay out of his own pocket, to be honest, this is also the first time he came to the foot bath shop to wash his legs, and the person who helped him press his feet is also a girl of about twenty, and she looks okay, it may be early, people have not officially opened the door to welcome guests, and he is yawning while pressing him; , touching his hands all at once, touching his face again, making the little girl blush, but I don't know what to do.

Zhao Ming couldn't help but sneer: "This guy said before that Mu Lin's jewelry is full of clever beauties, wouldn't he also touch them all under the guise of looking at his appearance?"

Not to mention, soak it, press it, it's quite comfortable.

When he turned left when he went out, he saw a bank, Zhao Ming went in and prepared to redeem the cash check, and the 100 million savings directly frightened the general manager of the bank, but he looked at Zhao Ming's clothes in a knockoff and felt that he picked it up somewhere!

However, the law is the law, there is no problem with the check, the bank only recognizes the ticket and does not recognize the person, the general manager invited Zhao Ming into the VIP room like the ancestors, directly changed a VIP card, and also explained various financing and financial management, etc.; Zhao Ming ignored it, and directly made a current deposit, opened the online banking, and it was easy to use at that time.

"Zhao Ming, Brother Sanjin, here!"

As soon as he came out of the bank, he heard a familiar woman's voice, that is, Wang Xue was sitting on a BMW and leaned out of the window and waved to the two.

Zhao Ming still remembers that this dark red BMW car was the one she drove to the night market when she met Wang Xue for the first time.

"I really hate the distress of the two of you who don't have a mobile phone, you say that in today's society, who doesn't have a mobile phone? Come on, let's go buy one right away, I'll pay for it!" Wang Xue waited for them to sit up, and immediately drove to a neighboring iPhone sales store, and as soon as she arrived at the store, she said: "Get me two iPhones with the latest models of All Netcom, faster, and get two mobile phone cards!"

A few salespeople in the store were also stunned, it is rare to be so happy that the owner of the money is rare, but whose business is this going to be?

In the end, in the gap between Wang Xueyi's frowns, a female general manager hurriedly selected two salesmen to serve together.

And Wang Xue also took her mobile phone and called: "Hanhan, I have found them, and now I am buying them a mobile phone, and I will see you in spring, summer, autumn and winter in twenty minutes." ”

It turned out that Ye Han went back to the institute and explained to the director, and immediately rushed back to the criminal police team to find Zhao Ming and them, but it turned out that he left early, which made Xu Bin anxious, without the help of the two masters, he even felt his teeth fighting when he spoke, and finally the policewoman called Wang Xue and asked her to help find it, but I didn't expect to find it.

Thirty minutes later, spring, summer, autumn and winter.

This is a more famous hotel in YT County, the taste is very good, but a little expensive, ordinary people usually can't afford to eat; the decoration inside is magnificent, extravagant, even the welcome lady standing at the door is a model level, look at the sexy and gorgeous cheongsam, simply make the men appetite.