91. Chapter 91
After thinking about all this, I quickly had a plan in my heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, are you two sleepwalking?" Wen Jing didn't know when she had come out.
Hearing her say this, Hong Kaiyuan and I both came back to our senses at the same time.
At this moment, Wen Jing changed into a pink and white nightdress, although it was loose, it couldn't hide her delicate figure, her fluffy hair was scattered over her shoulders, and on her delicate face, a pair of clear eyes were looking at us and laughing.
The two of us had never seen a beautiful woman out of the bath, and we were both stunned at the time, and Wen Jing was a little embarrassed!
Fortunately, my reaction was fast, and I quickly kicked Hong Kaiyuan: "Dead fatty, what do you see?!"
Hong Kaiyuan came back to his senses at this time, and hurriedly said: "Wow, girl, it's so beautiful!"
Wen Jing immediately blushed and didn't dare to speak for a while.
Hong Kaiyuan didn't mean to stop, turned his head to me and said, "How do you say that? , what a carving...!"
I was a little angry, and scolded with a smile: "It's terrible to be uneducated!"
But in order to praise Wen Jing, he couldn't help but start shaking his head and said: "This is called 'natural carving, clear water out of hibiscus'!"
Hearing this, Wen Jing snorted, covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "I'm really as good-looking as you two say?"
Hong Kaiyuan became even more energetic, put his fat body, sat upright on the sofa like an emperor, and then said solemnly: "Royal sister, you are my imperial sister, when you are a princess today, who can compare to you, I think only Du Mu's "Farewell" is the most appropriate to describe you!"
When he was finished, he turned his head again and said to me: "Qi Aiqing, you are now the champion of the new department, and you have not yet made any achievements, and now the princess is coming, it is rare for her to be so interested, I will now give you a chance to express yourself and recite the poem "Farewell"! If you can make the princess happy, I will immediately promote you to the prime minister; if the princess is not happy because of this, hum... Hum... , no mercy!!"
caught up with Hong Kaiyuan singing again.
But the three of us used to be crazy before, and it's not really a big deal. In addition, after the past few days, I think Wen Jing may really like me. Moreover, the experience of the underground river strengthened my confidence that I would miss such a good opportunity to please the beauties.
Immediately stood up, bowed to Hong Kaiyuan and said, "Obey!" After saying that, he also made a gesture towards Wen Jing.
Only then did he straighten up, put on a singing pose, and finally cleared his throat and began to recite like the ancients:
"More than thirteen years of grace,
Cardamom shoots in early February;
Spring Breeze Ten Mile Yangzhou Road,
It's better to roll up the beaded curtains!"
"Waha......" Wen Jing took out her most classic laughter, and of course the most presumptuous laughter!
But I didn't end there, and then bowed to Hong Kaiyuan and said, "Your Majesty, the princess is already smiling!
Hong Kaiyuan didn't smile, and said seriously: "This is natural." Not only will I make you the prime minister of the dynasty now, but I will also recruit you as a concubine, and when the princess is satisfied, I will immediately complete the marriage between the two of you!"
When I heard this, I was so happy that I immediately knelt on the floor and shouted, "Long live my emperor!"
Wen Jing on the side was so laughing that she could barely straighten her waist! It is estimated that she didn't hear what Hong Kaiyuan said clearly, because she was amused by the performance of the two of us, so she patronized and laughed.
Hong Kaiyuan waved his right hand: "Qi Aiqing is flat." From now on, you and I will be a family!"
At this time, Wen Jing finally stopped laughing, she only heard the last sentence, and asked, "Fatty, the last sentence is not like it?!"
"Ahh , Royal Sister, although I love you very much, you have to pay more attention to the majesty of the royal family in the future!" Hong Kaiyuan glared at Wen Jing.
Wen Jing stretched out her tongue, and at the same time blessed again: "Obey the holy decree!"
But Hong Kaiyuan still had no intention of ending, and continued: "Royal sister, look, how about the horse I chose for you today?"
Wen Jing reacted at this time and scolded: "You rotten sweet potato, when are you going to sell your mother?"
"Just now!" Hong Kaiyuan pointed at me with his hand, "Do you think that Lao Qi will shout long live in that mountain because I have made him a prime minister? This kid is a typical master who doesn't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles!!"
"You dead fat man, always make fun of me if you have nothing to do!" Wen Jing blushed, and after that, she picked up a few remote controls and smashed them towards Hong Kaiyuan.
Hong Kaiyuan laughed and kept dodging.
smashed it a few times, Wen Jing saw that she couldn't smash Hong Kaiyuan, so she turned around and prepared to settle accounts with me.
Seeing that the situation was not good, I hurriedly slipped away, and said as I ran: "I'll go get some food first, I'm a little hungry!"
Wen Jing chased after her all the way, and scolded in her mouth: "Stinky stupid melon, look at how I clean you up!"
As soon as I slipped through the smoke, I ran into the kitchen and shut Wen Jing out.
Let her yell outside, and I don't pay any attention to it. According to past experience, this girl, if she is really caught, then it will definitely not be very light.
Then I started boiling water and preparing instant noodles.
I tore three boxes of noodles, waited for a while, the water also boiled, so I began to pour boiling water into the noodle box, as soon as the water was poured in, the noodles in the noodle box, condiments and the like, all floated up at once, I slowly added water to the three noodle boxes in turn, and suddenly my heart moved, I couldn't help but feel a little happy, and quickly finished the work at hand, turned around and ran into the living room.
Hong Kaiyuan was lying on the sofa smoking, and when he saw me running in with joy on his face, he was a little surprised, so he asked, "Lao Qi, instant noodles are out of girl?!"
"What kind of girl?" Before I could speak, Wen Jing's voice came from the side. When I turned my head to look, I saw that Wen Jing was already standing behind me without knowing when. Heart, not good!
Before I could react, I only felt a pain in my left arm, and I didn't react much except grinning. At the same time, she hurriedly fled to the side of the sofa, and said as she ran: "Girl, don't pinch it, I have something to say!"
When Wen Jing heard this, she immediately stopped the pursuit, walked to the sofa and sat down, and snorted, "You know each other!"
"Don't listen to the fat man's nonsense, I'm making instant noodles!" I rubbed my arm and quickly said, "I have an idea I want to discuss with you!"
They were not sure of my intentions, and they both looked at me with some confusion.
"I just thought of it when I made noodles!" I looked at the two of them with a smile, "There are many kinds of condiments in instant noodles, such as chives, celery, garlic leaves, and even beef cubes, etc., I tore them all and poured them into the noodle box, they were all mixed together before I added boiling water, and I basically couldn't tell who was who. Later, I added the sauce and finally poured boiling water, and then it all floated up......"