943 Crazy

Huang Sanxuan also took out his wallet, which was also empty, and was about to scold, when he suddenly said, "Hey, I have something in my pocket!"

While speaking, Huang Sansheng took out a note from his pocket, which read: "Amitabha, is it an accident, is it a surprise?"

The two of them looked at each other, and then shouted in unison, "Grass! It's that monk!"

"Amitabha, the two donors, are you calling the poor monk?" Almost at the same time, a Buddha horn sounded beside them, and the two turned their heads, only to see a white-clothed monk walking slowly with a big white wolf.

As soon as Lao Chang saw that it was Fang Zheng, his eyes turned red instantly, and he was about to go up to theorize, but when he looked at the lone wolf next to Fang Zheng, he suddenly withered a little, but he still shouted: "Dead monk, did you steal our money?"

This question, I often regret it, and if I ask this question, a fool won't admit it.

However, to Lao Chang's astonishment, the monk on the opposite side actually smiled and nodded: "Yes!"

"Grass! Do you still dare to admit it?" Lao Chang suddenly felt a stomach full of grievances, this thief is too arrogant! After stealing something, he came to admit it, this is really not taking the two of them seriously! What a naked provocation! Can you bear it?

Lao Chang rubbed his fists, looking at the big wolf dangling beside Fang Zheng with great sadness and indignation, and finally endured it......

Huang San's seconds are about the same, even if there are 100,000 dissatisfactions, in front of those who can't beat these three words, they can only endure it.

Looking at the aggrieved and depressed expressions of the two guys, Fang Zheng came over with a smile and asked, "The two donors are called poor monks, but is there something?"

"Pay back!" Lao Chang finally came back to his senses and reached out to ask for money.

Fang Zheng also stretched out a hand and said, "Pay back." ”

"Grass, you stole our money, and you still want us to pay it back? Are you sick? Hurry up and pay it back, or I'll call the police!" Lao Chang threatened.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately applauded and said: "This is good, call the police immediately, immediately, immediately!"

When Lao Chang heard this, he said angrily: "Hey, this world is really full of wonders, I've seen arrogant people, I've never seen thieves and be so arrogant!"

Fang Zheng also shouted: "Hey, this world is really full of wonders, I've seen arrogant people, I've never seen people who are so arrogant as liars!"

Hearing this, Lao Chang's face suddenly turned red, and he stared at Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng looked at him with a smile, the two of them watched for a long time, and Lao Chang held back: "Don't spew blood!"

Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and asked, "Do you want to watch a video?"

Chang Chang was dumbfounded for a moment, is there any evidence for this?

"Are you going to turn yourself in, or are you sent by the poor monk?" Fang Zheng asked.

Lao Chang and Huang Sansan glanced at each other, and the meaning in each other's eyes was very clear: if you can't beat this thief, the big dog won't be even. If you are really sent to the Public Security Bureau, it will be miserable!

So Lao Chang shouted: "Run!"

After saying that, Lao Chang and Huang turned around and ran in three seconds, and the two of them walked like flying, running fast! Lao Chang looked back while running, and saw that the white-clothed monk was still walking, not fast, and was thrown farther and farther away by the two.

The old man said this, and he smiled: "You still want to catch up with us at this speed?

Huang Sansan nodded and said with a smile: "At the beginning, I was a double champion in long-distance running and sprinting in school. But you're not slow!"

Lao Chang grinned and said, "I practice running every day! Hurry up, get rid of ......."

"Be careful!" was an exclamation in my ear.

Lao Chang and Huang Sans are a little confused, what are you careful about?

Almost at the same time......

Bang bang!

Two muffled sounds sounded, and then Lao Chang and Huang Sansan covered their faces and lay on the ground......

A few minutes ago.

In the office hall of the police station, two police officers sat there in a daze, due to the weather, no one came to handle anything today. So the two of them chatted about something.

At this moment, the two of them were surprised to see two men rushing into the gate of the police station at a gallop, and then rushed directly to the gate of the office......!

"It's fast. A woman laughed, but her face changed before she finished speaking, and said, "Why don't they slow down?"

At the same time, the policewoman on the side exclaimed, "Watch out for the glass!"

As a result, before the word glass was shouted, two muffled bangs were heard, and the two people slammed into the gate of the police station like human bombs, and the glass shattered to the ground with a bang. The two men covered their faces and lay on the ground.

"What's the situation?" the two policewomen were a little confused, but they immediately came to their senses and ran over to save people.

At this moment, Lao Chang rubbed his almost flattened nose, only to feel that his nose was sore, and his snot was almost uncontrollable. But he still couldn't figure it out, how could there be a door on the main road that was obviously a flat river?

Lao Chang was about to scold, but as soon as he looked up, he saw two policemen about to run over, his heart trembled, and he didn't know what was going on, at that moment, he had only one thought in his mind: The police came to arrest me, and I couldn't be caught!

Thinking of this, Lao Chang slapped Huang for three seconds and shouted, "Run!"

After speaking, Lao Chang got up and ran, Huang Sanxuan also saw the police, he was not too worried, and said in his heart: Isn't it just that a few counterfeit coins were used, and the crime should not lead to death, right?

But just after the collision, his brain was also a little dull, and before he could figure out the thoughts in his head, he saw Lao Chang shouting to run, and at the same time Lao Chang ran. Driven by him, Huang Sans almost subconsciously got up and ran along.

The two men rushed out of the office hall at once, and then looked back at the same time, only to see two policemen chasing after them, as if shouting something. The two of them don't know if they were stunned, their brains were confused, or what. Anyway, I couldn't see their mouths clearly, and I couldn't hear what they were saying, but the anxious look on their faces was very clear.

A thought flashed through the two of them almost at the same time: "What's the use of these female policemen? I can't run fast, I don't have strength, so I have a loud voice...... It's just a little painful. ”

As a result, the words fell, and the two heard the familiar voice again: "Be careful!"

Two more human bombs slammed into the door.

At the same time, two sounds of glass breaking sounded......

The two policewomen were completely dumbfounded, and a slightly taller policewoman looked at Lao Chang and Huang Sansan with a sympathetic look and said, "Are these two crazy......?"

"Eighty percent of them are crazy, otherwise who would have rushed over and banged on the door when they saw it?" but ......" Speaking of this, another short female policeman said angrily: "Even if they are crazy, it is not a reason for them to demolish the police station, right?"

After saying that, the short policewoman walked over to see what these two people were doing!

PS: My son has a high fever, vomiting and diarrhea, and doesn't eat a mouthful of food, hey...... Once sent to the hospital, the update time may be unstable. Update by evening......