There is a fish on one side and a bear's paw on the other, both the fish and the bear's paw want it, and they are both in a hurry to eat it now, how difficult is it to choose?

Chen Guang is simply suffering a great deal of torture. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He approached the bathroom where the sound of water was coming from for a while, his heart was ape, and then he took out the "Danqing Roll" from his bag, and he couldn't figure it out, the palms and backs of his hands were full of meat, and there was meat on both sides, all of which were so tempting.

Lu Mingguo's voice suddenly sounded in his heart, "Stupid! Aren't you going to see the golden plum bottle? You can have both fish and bear's paws! You can find Lu Fei to talk to you about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs!"

It seems that Liuli is really going to work on her big plan this time, so she changed to Lu Ming to complain.

"Don't make a fuss, it's just a casual thought, who is really mentally retarded enough to watch Liu Bei's internal strength? Not to mention that I am such a decent person, I will definitely not feel it when I look at Liu Bei. ”

Lu Ming asked, "Liu Bei?"

"Uncle Liu Huang!

"Uh, you won. However, there is a sentence that the God Emperor does not know whether to say or not. ”

Chen Guang: "Please hurry up." ”

"This woman Rufei's heart for you, it is really not discounted, at this time she wants to do something with you, it is because she believes in the name of your Douluo World Great Demon Master, and now you say that you can't go back to your hometown, she is worried that your heart is empty, afraid that you will be sad, and wants to comfort you, and wants to take the opportunity to establish her own position in your heart. ”

Chen Guangxian was stunned, although he felt that Lu Ming's words had made Lu Fei too low, but it seemed to make sense.

Sure enough, it is a woman's heart, a needle under the sea, and it is not a man who knows women best, but someone else who is also a woman!

"Well, if you're right, what do I do now?"

"You have to understand your own heart, do you want to be stronger, or do you want to satisfy your lower body more?"

"Don't say it so ugly, I'm having a normal emotional exchange with my beloved Sister Rufe. ”

"Well, which is more tempting for you to become stronger or emotionally communicated? You are the master of the Holy Grail of Heaven, but the man who will dominate the three thousand worlds in the future, what will not be the man if he has the strength?"

Chen Guang: "It sounds like you're going to persuade me to learn internal strength, and I also want to become stronger, but how can I live up to Sister Lu Fei's enthusiasm!

"Bah, bah, then I'll help you decide!"

"What are you going to do?"

Chen Guang exclaimed in his heart, but it was already too late, as soon as Lu Ming's words fell, his body suddenly stiffened, and he felt that the crotch of his pants was cold as if he was being blown by the wind.

"Sister Liuli doesn't have time to take care of you at this time, I'll take care of it!"

"What did you do?"

"Don't you know, although Benhua is a latecomer, but Benhua is partially fused with the Holy Grail of Tongtian, and Benhua can also send you some divine power for free, so that you can feel the special service from the God Emperor. ”

"What special services?"

"It's not hard to get your piledriver to run out of gas for a while. ”

"What!"

Chen Guang screamed, and then stretched his hand into the crotch of his pants, and the whole person was not good.

I think the strongest pile driver in the history of my hall can be called indestructible, killing God when encountering God, killing Buddha when encountering Buddha, and now it has become a puddle of mud!

"You! how can you do this!"

"Don't struggle, go, at least you'll have to take a break tonight. ”

Lu Mingyin said predictively.

Chen Guang gritted his teeth secretly, he once thought that Liuli was the most unreasonable person in the world, but now he understands that it was because Lu Ming was pressed by Liuli before, and now he gave her a little space, so she revealed her true nature, so she gave herself a slap on the head, how cruel is it?

Chen Guang lit seven candles very aggrievedly, arranged them in the bedroom into a seven-star array, and then turned his head and silently looked at the bathroom where Lu Fei was taking a bath, the sound of water in it was still the same, but the blood churning in his heart had already been cold with the pile driver that had completely struck.

Old man, he has the intention to kill the enemy, but he has no power to return to God!

"Beautiful Lady Rufe, I have been casting forbidden spells in a row today, and my mental power and mana have been greatly depleted, and I used to be strong outside and didn't want people to worry, but now, tiredness is coming from the depths of my soul like a tide, I have to meditate to regain my energy, and I must not be disturbed. Your Excellency should rest early after taking a shower, and I will talk about it tomorrow. ”

The intimate Chen Guang didn't want to hurt Lu Fei's heart too much, so he came up with a particularly good rhetoric, and even borrowed a new term that can scare people from the magic fantasy novel, meditation!

That's right, a little bit of a hundred degrees can be known, meditation is the standard for magicians in the novel when they are in retreat, it is a very serious matter, and Lu Fei will definitely understand his suffering!

"You're a nice man. ”

"If it weren't for you, I would have been more intimate. ”

"Aren't I doing this for your own good?"

"Thank you so much for your family!"

Chen Guang scolded and grinned, and sat down in the center of the seven-star candle array, then took out his mobile phone and searched for "Song of Righteousness".

In the era of mobile reading, the whole people should read wirelessly, and they must keep up with the times when they practice their internal strength.

Mobile phone reading, all search, convenient and easy to use without explanation!

But don't forget to support the genuine version!

Besides, it's about to start in one day and become a god in six days, who has time to run to the bookstore to find paper books?

It's just that there is a discordant voice that is funny in his heart.

"Where's the promised Golden Plum?"

"You play Kai!"

"What about the bath and dressing?"

"I'm not free! I told Sister Rufei that I was going to meditate, did your magician meditate while taking a shower?"

"Then you mean to be more clothed!"

"Haven't I already changed my pajamas?"

"I think it's better to wear a robe more rigorously, although the internal strength in this world is really not a good thing in the eyes of the emperor, but for you, a little child, it represents a new realm, and you can't be taken lightly!"

"So today's time doesn't seem to be too coincidental, otherwise you let go of my piledriver first, let me do Sister Lu Fei tonight, and then plan it well tomorrow, and tomorrow I will arrange for the Tianguang broker to buy some rare ancient books, and then take a good bath and change clothes, fast for a day, and then come back to ......"

"Save it, don't you just have a sperm worm on the brain? Don't struggle, there's no chance! I'm not as good at talking as Sister Liuli!"

Chen Guang rolled his eyes, which eye did you see that Liuli was good at talking?

He looked at the time on his phone again, "But it's only ten o'clock, and it's not even the right hour." ”

Lu Mingguo: "It's not important! You can start for me now! Immediately! Right away! I can't wait for a second! Don't force me to make a trick, be careful that I will leave you without gas for the rest of your life!"

"Alas, well. ”

Chen Guang lowered his head, looked down at his phone, and accepted his fate.

The time is not right, holding his mobile phone to read the article, not bathing, wearing pajamas, this is the state he was in when he was ready to practice "Danqing Roll" to stimulate his internal strength.

If Wen Wen knew that Chen Guang practiced "Danqing Volume" like this, she might be so angry that she would take back the cheats.

About ten minutes later, Lu Fei walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, with a little loss on her face, she tiptoed quietly to Chen Guang's bedroom door, listened with her ears sideways, really didn't hear any sound, sighed, and thought to herself, although she didn't know what the Great Magister's meditation was all about, but seeing him so serious, she really couldn't disturb him.

Alas, I thought that the opportunity was rare, but unfortunately he was tired, forget it, let's do it another day.

At this time, Chen Guang didn't know that Lu Fei returned to the guest room with a slight gloom, but was sweating and reciting "Song of Righteousness" in his heart.

As the successor of the Wen family to practice the "Danqing Juan" when the most frequently used "Song of Righteousness", it has its own extraordinary, it is written by Wen Tianxiang in prison, the words are heroic, righteous and awe-inspiring, when carefully recited, emotions are substituted, and the righteousness in the heart will arise spontaneously.

For example, Wen Wen, as a typical representative of relying on "Song of Righteousness" to enter the Tao, although she is a daughter, she has a heroic masculinity when she raises her hands and feet on weekdays, and she is even complained by Chen Guang in private that she is a man's wife, just because she is too many.

Before the official reading, Chen Guang felt that he was such a decent and pure man, reading "Song of Righteousness" complemented each other, it was a hero with a sword, Lu Bu with a red rabbit, a natural match.

When he first began to concentrate, he smelled the faint smell of fireworks from the burning candle in his nose, and saw several flames churning and jumping in the darkness in front of him, and the mysterious seven-star formation even pulled the candle flame, and the candle fixed on the ground seemed to have long legs, turning in a circle around him.

Chen Guang knew that this should be an illusion, the mystery of the Seven Star Array, and it was the use of the smell of incense from the candle flame and this mysterious wandering change that made it easier for the cultivator's heart to sink down at night and enter the artistic conception of the article.

Chen Guang's heart calmed down, and "Song of Righteousness" was almost reciting it backwards, but he just couldn't find the feeling of Haoran righteousness coming naturally.

He knew every word, he understood the meaning of every poem, and he could understand Wen Tianxiang's firm will when he wrote this five-character ancient poem under that kind of situation, but he just couldn't feel it in his heart, and he couldn't substitute himself into it, which made his heart hurt a lot, and made him understand a rather cruel truth.

Old man...... Not decent enough?

Emma!

How is this possible!

I will never admit it!

A serious person like me, I can't find it with a lantern, well, my sense of justice is so strong!

I love justice!

I saw injustice on the road and pulled out a knife to help!

I was born and died in order to save people, although I saved all beautiful women, but my heart was pure!

However, I was actually despised by "Song of Righteousness"?

It's not scientific!

"Why don't you change it, please accept the sincere suggestion from the Deer Ming Divine Emperor. After all, I think the cheapness in your bones is more than your decency, really, righteousness does not suppress evil. ”

Lu Mingguo muttered in his heart again.

Chen Guang: "Impossible! I don't accept it!"

After another half an hour, he bit his lip tightly, and longed to look up to the sky and howl, "Heaven and earth! This is a misunderstanding! It's really just a misunderstanding!"

"Don't quibble, your heart doesn't lie, you're really not an upright person, change the book. ”

"I'll change the Book of Poetry!"

After another ten minutes, when I read the "Book of Songs", "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman is good", a picture appeared in his mind, he was standing on a flat boat, boating on the river, and in the distance, a woman in a white dress and a long skirt was leaning over the river to do laundry.

The picture in his mind became clearer and clearer, and as soon as he thought inexplicably, the boat drifted towards the washerwoman, and when he got closer, he found that the neckline of the woman in white was a little open, and the two hemispheres were looming with her laundry movements, which was very tempting.

Looking at her face again, it was a little strange, and after a rough look, she only felt that it was foggy, and she looked at it intently, but she felt like Lu Fei, and she was slightly distracted in her heart, but she looked like Wen Wen again, and her eyes turned again, but she became Zhuo Jingsi.

This woman's face is indescribable, no one looks like it, but it looks like everyone.

Chen Guang narrowed his eyes, trying to see the truth clearly, but he trembled violently and came back to his senses from the hallucination.

"I've really convinced you! A word of fair lady and gentleman is good, and you almost broke through the blockade of my divine power! You are going against the sky! Accept your fate, really, this is your destiny! This is what is engraved in the depths of your soul in your bones! Yes, you were born obscene! Why should you be noble?"

Lu Ming poked him with a word, and just when Chen Guang was distracted just now, the oilless pile driver almost started on its own.

Chen Guang's face flushed slightly, "I don't believe it, I'll try the Analects again." ”

It's a pity that Confucius said that he couldn't bring him even the slightest feeling.

changed to Yue Fei's "Man Jianghong" again, and failed.

changed Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head" again, and failed.

Du Fu's "The Charcoal Seller" failed.

Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine" failed.

He even tried "Spring Snow in Qinyuan", but failed.

Unconsciously, the time had passed twelve o'clock, and the seven candles had burned to the bottom.

"Really, look at the golden bottle, if you don't get the feel after the seven candles are burned, you are really blind tonight, you have ten candles at home, and this point is not sold outside. ”

Lu Ming reminded intimately.

Chen Guang was silent, his heart was desolate, something must have gone wrong.

I called Wen Wen!

That's right, it was such a pleasant decision.

"That...... Wen Wen, what the hell is going on? I tried articles such as Zhengqi Song, Analects, Man Jianghong, etc., but it was still not tasteful enough, and I couldn't find the feeling!"

Wen Wen on the other end of the phone wondered: "You're ready to practice internal strength? Don't make trouble!"

"I've already finished practicing the first volume of the Danqing roll! My physical body is complete, and I have reached the standard of practicing the next volume, okay?"

How could Wen Wen believe his blowing cowhide, "Don't make trouble, be obedient, I'm not in such a bad situation now, you don't have to rush to help me with anything." If the physique is not enough, it is almost impossible to stimulate the internal strength, even if you are lucky against the sky, barely excited, but it is not necessarily a good thing, your body can not withstand the impact of internal strength at all, accidentally stimulate the internal strength, what should you do if you tear the muscles apart?"

Chen Guangdao: "I understand the truth, but I can tell you very responsibly, I have really fully met, and even surpassed the requirements for physique in the last volume, don't ask me how I did it, I can't explain it clearly, but this is the truth! The candle is about to burn out, give some constructive advice!"

Wen Wen knows his temperament, although he usually likes to gag, but when he gets serious, he is very reliable, but he really believes it, thinks about it and says: "Why don't you try other articles?" Because everyone's personality and physique are different from person to person, although I and many of my ancestors relied on righteous songs to stimulate their sense of qi, but there are also other articles that many people use, you know." ”

Chen Guang sighed: "Didn't I tell you just now, I have tried all the articles used by the ancestors recorded in the appendix of the Danqing scroll, and I also felt a little when I read the fair lady and gentleman in the Book of Poetry." ”

Wen Wen was silent for a long time, and subconsciously remembered the bits and pieces since she met this guy, and said quietly: "This really fits your temperament! ”

Chen Guang was overjoyed, and it was indeed right to call her, "What divine book?"

"Jade!

"I'm rubbing!" (To be continued.) )