(Cat pounce Chinese Looking at He Tiantian's depressed face that was about to vomit blood, I took the initiative to say: "Mom, this is not good, people come from afar......"

My mother glared at me and said, "Ah Tian is your brother, and I also see it as my own son, what's wrong with the brothers sleeping on a quilt, Ah Tian, you are right." ”

He Tiantian probably wanted to refuse, but she was stunned by my mother's words, she looked at me aggrievedly and nodded alive.

Wada Tian said: "Auntie, I want to take a bath, but I don't know where to take it?"

My mom paused for a moment and said, "Oh oh oh, then I'll go boil water right away." ”

With that, she walked out.

He Tiantian knocked my head angrily, "What are you proud of." ”

Although it hurt a little bit, I was still so happy in my heart, my mother is really my own mother.

"Where is your bathroom?" asked He Tiantian.

I pointed to the backyard and said, "There's a cubicle in the back, and it's all washed there." ”

"What kind of water did Auntie say to boil?" He Tiantian was confused.

"You think this is in the city, we are a backward village, of course the bath is to boil water, and then scoop it up and wash it one by one. "I'm a rural population, I'm proud.

He Tiantian's whole person is not good.

"So don't follow me back, you have to follow, now you don't feel comfortable with yourself, otherwise you can bear with it tonight and go back tomorrow, okay?" I said to He Tiantian.

But who knew that He Tiantian's donkey temper came up, "The old lady can still make a bathing problem difficult!"

"And the problem of sleeping. "I couldn't help but mend the knife.

"! If the old lady doesn't take a bath before going to bed, she won't be able to sleep. He Tiantian scolded me depressedly.

"I didn't see you fall asleep when I was drunk before. I pouted.

"It was drunk, not drunk now. She said.

"Then you're going to sleep with me tonight, so you're sure you can sleep?" I said lewdly.

"Yo, what do you want to do to your sister?" He Tiantian began to laugh again.

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Why don't we have some more wine tonight, my dad's own rice wine is very delicious." ”

"You want to get the old lady drunk and do things, don't you?" He Tiantian glanced at me.

Well, what do you like?

My mother boiled a bucket of water, and I helped He Tiantian carry it to the cubicle in the backyard and helped her mix all the water before calling her over.

He Tiantian looked at the gloomy backyard, only a small yellow light was on in the cubicle, and asked aggrievedly: "I said, there won't be a ghost in this place, right?"

I smiled and said, "Yes, if there is a ghost, a pervert will come out." ”

"Get out. "He Tiantian blasted me away.

After a while, I suddenly heard a scream coming from the backyard, and my mom and I walked over quickly.

I saw the lights in the cubicle in the backyard go out!

Because I was concerned that He Tiantian was a woman, I shouted outside, "Tiantian, what's wrong with you?"

"I just washed half of it, is the lamp broken?" He Tiantian's depressed voice came from inside.

I secretly feel sad in my heart for Tian Tian's bad luck, this product is too weak.

"It's okay, I'll ask my mom to go in with a flashlight and help you shine it. I said.

But I was immediately slapped by my mother, "What are you talking nonsense, Ah Tian is also a boy after all, you go in and help him with a flashlight." ”

With that, my mom muttered and went to get a flashlight.

Leave me messy in the wind.

That's fine, too!

He Tiantian's men's clothing pits himself unwanted.

"Sister Tian Tian, what do you say about this?" I said to He Tiantian.

He Tiantian was probably depressed and miserable, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

"Otherwise, let's tell my mom that you're a woman, or it'll be too cheap for me. I said very knowingly.

"You can stand outside when you come in, and you can stick a flashlight in. He Tiantian said suddenly.

Well, let her pretend, sooner or later she will be played to death by herself.

My mom brought me a flashlight and urged me to hurry in.

"Mom, why aren't you leaving?" I asked my mom.

"I'll see you go in, I'll go. My mom said.

I was about to kneel for my mother, and helped me and Tian Tian all the way to the bed.

I had no choice but to walk slowly into the cubicle under my mother's gaze.

"Hurry up, don't make Ah Tian wait for a long time. "My mom was so welcoming.

As soon as I entered the cubicle, the flashlight couldn't help but shine forward, and I was blinded by the beautiful scenery in front of me.

He Tiantian's skin is too white.

"Look at your sister!" He Tiantian squatted down and scolded me in a low voice.

I didn't see her face, but I could feel it, her face must be burning.

I peeked outside, and my mom walked into the house, and ran out of the smoke and put the flashlight in, and I didn't know if I was shining on her.

"Point above. He Tiantian was inside directing the direction of my flashlight.

"Point below. ”

"Crooked. ”

"You're a pig. ”

I don't know, I think we're doing something forbidden and what hole I'm aiming for.

As He Tiantian kept complaining, I finally couldn't help it, Lao Tzu's eyes don't grow on his hands, how do you know when you bend over and when you stand.

"Otherwise, let me see it. "I said this by the devil.

Then the atmosphere fell into awkwardness.

"Liu Lang, you wait for me, the old lady went out and castrated you!" He Tiantian said angrily.

"Then I'll go, you can wash it yourself in the dark, and you won't wash it in your nose. I said angrily.

Then He Tiantian said like he had stepped on dog shit: "You are not allowed to go." ”

"You scolded me again, and you didn't let me go, what do you want to do. I said depressedly.

"Take a step, the old lady chopped your legs. He Tiantian's voice was actually a little trembling.

I immediately understood that this tough girl is afraid of the dark.

In the end, I thought of a way, and I said to He Tiantian: "Sister Tiantian, are you willing to let me be your lamp?"

He Tiantian was stunned by my sentence and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Would you like to?" I asked solemnly.

"Okay. He Tiantian replied in a fog.

"Wait. After I finished speaking, I ran to the middle of the yard and moved a chair over, stood directly on the chair, and then almost scared He Tiantian to death!

"Fuck, why don't you get up and peep! The old lady is going to cut your eighteen centimeters into eighteen pieces!" He Tiantian saw my head exposed, and immediately cried out in a suppressed voice.

I quickly lowered my head and said to her depressedly, "Didn't you agree to let me be your lamp? ”

"Then you are not allowed to peek. He Tiantian said.

"It's not like I haven't seen it. I said angrily, and then held up the flashlight and didn't move.

The light of the flashlight shone down from above, and it was indeed like an electric light.

My hands were almost numb, and He Tiantian just finished washing them out.

She was still wearing a hood, and then she changed into a loose dress.

"I said you are Tang monk meat, wash it so slowly. I walked behind her and said depressedly.

"Hmph, you'll wait for me to die when you enter the house. He Tiantian glared at me.

When my mother saw us walking in, she said to He Tiantian, "Wash my clothes." ”

He Tiantian just wanted to be polite, but suddenly as if he remembered something, he hurriedly said: "No need to use it, I'll just wash it myself." ”

I also said to my mother, "Mom, it's not early, you should go and rest, we young people, we are used to going to bed late." ”

My mom couldn't resist us, so she said goodnight to us and went to rest by herself.

Then He Tiantian stuffed the basin with the clothes in his hand into my hand, "Go wash my sister's clothes." ”

I'm a dog, who is the guy who swore I washed myself?

Why did it become me wash it all of a sudden?

"Why don't you wash yourself?" I said.

"I'm lazy. "He Tiantian is too upright.

"Then why don't you let my mom wash it for you. I asked again.

"You'll know when you've washed it, I'll go in first. He Tiantian said and entered my room.

I had no choice but to take the basin and go to the backyard to wash her clothes.

As soon as the clothes came out, I immediately understood the reason why He Tiantian didn't let my mother wash the clothes, and in the basin, I turned out a pair of small pants and pants that I wore inside!

If my mother washes it, it won't be exposed.

When I saw this gadget, I thought angrily and funny, He Tiantian is really, sometimes smart and sometimes stupid, I don't know how to make a full set of plays, don't you just wear a man's clothes?

I was thinking about it when I was holding it, and suddenly it went dark in front of me!

A white cloth wrapped tightly around my mouth and nose, and I was instantly covered to the point of suffocation!

Someone is going to kill me!!, the cat pounced, Chinese