Chapter 48: The Arsonist
(Cat flutter Chinese) "No fighting. At this time, Dong Kai's woman Xiao Feiyu suddenly shouted angrily, this is the loudest sentence I have ever heard her say.
When Dong Kai heard Xiao Feiyu's voice, he immediately returned to her like a dog, and explained curtly: "Xiaoyu, I'm not helping Liu Lang to relieve the siege, I can't watch her two girlfriends being molested." ”
As soon as these words came out, I didn't blush, and my two "girlfriends" blushed.
"You reason with them. Xiao Feiyu said angrily.
Rub, I was shocked at the time, reasoning with hooligans, this is nonsense.
"Okay, okay, everything you say is right, I'm obedient, good, don't be angry. Dong Kai coaxed Xiao Feiyu like a child.
I saw that Dong Kai was not good to come forward again, so I said to Dong Kai: "Brother Dong, I'll do this matter, after all, it's ......"
"There is no woman that I can't bring back. I finished and stood up.
In fact, I am pretending to be coerced by this, because I know from their eyes that I can pretend to be a coerc.
They just inexplicably continued to call me Brother Flying Fish, and I knew that there was something strange about this.
They probably haven't seen the little flying fish, so they still think I'm the little flying fish.
"What's the matter, you want to try Lao Tzu's woman?" I asked in a cold voice as I walked over to the two of them.
The two men stared at me and couldn't say a word.
At this time, the third hound got up from the ground and scolded me angrily: "You are not a little flying fish at all!
I was stunned, what is the situation? Why is the first sentence yes, and the last sentence has changed, how can a person be so unprincipled?
As soon as I saw that the situation was not right, I took the lead and kicked the fat pig in the stomach, and the fat pig was round and round, and I kicked it like this, and rolled directly on the ground, until it hit the feet of the hound.
The hound dog San and the peeling Chen immediately surrounded me, and at this time, Dong Kai roared behind him, "Stop it!"
The two of them were stunned.
Dong Kai walked next to me, suddenly glanced at me, and said loudly: "Brother Feiyu, these three people are also our own people, I think you should let them go, it can be regarded as for the sake of your cousin's face, otherwise you will be missing arms and legs as soon as you make a move, and it will be difficult for us to deal with your cousin when we go back." ”
I suddenly wondered in my heart, why did Dong Kai also call me Brother Flying Fish?
Moreover, he also knows Brother Tiger?
Don't......
I looked at the jade pendant around my neck, and suddenly thought of a possibility, and I suddenly got goosebumps!
Ma Dan, I should have thought of it a long time ago, Xiao Feiyu, Xiao Feiyu!
It turns out that Dong Kai should be the little flying fish in their mouths!
I suddenly felt that I was pretending to be forced to pretend to be in front of Guan Gong.
It's just that I don't know, why didn't he just say that he was a little flying fish, why did he let me pretend to be ......
I immediately threw a depressed look at Dong Kai, but he didn't look at me, just stared at the three people in front of me.
"Cao Nima's, you are not Brother Flying Fish at all!" The third hound was probably afraid of Dong Kai's skills, so he didn't dare to do it at once, and continued to scold.
"Which eye did you see that our Flying Fish Brother is not Flying Fish Brother?, has he seen you?" Dong Kai glanced at him and said.
"Our Brother Chicken has seen Brother Flying Fish, and according to Brother Chicken's description, Brother Flying Fish has big eyes...... "Dog Three said.
Gotcha, this, I'm going to have to pretend - I keep my eyes open, trying to make my eyes bigger.
"Melon seed face...... "Hound Three."
I shrunk my jaw......
"One meter and eight more ......" hunting dog three.
I put a cushion on the foot......
He always had a low smile on his face...... "Hounds Three."
I can't pretend that I can't take it anymore, it's not in line with my righteous smile - and I know that this is exactly what Dong Kai is describing, and it's a great description.
"Chicken, I haven't seen you for a few days, and he dares to say that about me. I pursed my lips and said dismissively.
"Don't pretend! you're not a little flying fish at all!" said the hound, pointing at me.
Dong Kai glared, and his hand was immediately put down.
"It's a pity that the chick isn't here, otherwise, I'd like to ask him face to face, is his Chinese taught by the physical education teacher?" I said again.
"Hey, hey, I'm really disappointing you, our chicken brother will be here soon, and we made an appointment to have supper here tonight. Hound Three sneered.
I suddenly felt like I was shooting myself in the foot.
I want to withdraw.
"There's a kind of don't go! When our chicken brother comes, you'll be dead!" said the third hound.
If you say you won't leave, then I shouldn't be a little flying fish......
I wanted to withdraw first, but I was suddenly quietly stopped by Dong Kai, "Brother Feiyu, it's good to meet your little brother, you don't see this landscape, you don't know you anymore, we haven't finished the skewers." ”
Ma Dan, Dong Kai is doing something!
Although I know that Dong Kai is Xiao Feiyu, after all, what is really awesome is that he is not me, and I don't want to cause trouble.
But in the end, I couldn't resist Dong Kai and continued to sit down and eat skewers.
And the two girls next to me are starting to have starry eyes on me.
"Little minion, why has this palace never heard of what kind of little flying fish you are? It seems to be very awesome, even better than my brother. Chu Huaiyu said to me with a smile.
I don't know if she's scolding me or really worshipping me, but the words still have to be said, "I said, don't get too close to me, the closer you get to me, the deeper you will fall, I am an arsonist, if you are not careful, your infatuation will be burned......"
Dong Kai on the side was stunned when he heard it, probably he had never seen such a shameless person as me.
"Little Feiyu, Xiao Feiyu?" Su Xiaoxuan on the side muttered quietly and looked at me with deep meaning.
This girl is a brain, but I'm as stupid as a pig.
"Don't you know? Brother Lang is a famous little flying fish in our area, very powerful, people within a radius of several kilometers want to mix here, and they have to worship him on the pier. Dong Kai said triumphantly.
This guy, just pit me to death.
"But isn't he just a hillbilly......" Chu Huaiyu gave me a blank look.
"Rub, I'm not your average hillbilly, I'm an inspirational hillbilly. "I was immediately unhappy.
At this time, I heard a series of hurried footsteps in the distance, and when I looked up, I saw a large number of people rushing towards us!
The leader was a young man with a small head, but stubbornly combed his cockscomb, and he still had a scar on his face, which looked very hideous.
Judging from this version, this girl should be what kind of chicken brother.
I wondered, what kind of dragon brother and tiger brother were before, how awesome it sounded.
But why is it suddenly popular now, what kind of poultry and aquatic products are suddenly popular, what do you want to do, and you want to have a bumper harvest rhythm?
Sure enough, when the third hound saw his men coming, he immediately became proud and scolded us: "Hey, hey, let you pretend to be forced, now you can't leave if you want to!
After the third hound finished speaking, he immediately greeted Brother Ji, "Brother Ji, you can count it! The guy who pretended to be our Flying Fish Brother last time was caught by me, we have to settle the account and find the field, otherwise it will be a slap in the face of Brother Ji." ”
Brother Ji's voice was very sharp, sounding like a rooster crowing, "Don't worry, what kind of person is my Brother Ji, no one dares to pretend to be forced on my chassis!"
As he spoke, Brother Ji strode towards us, and when he saw us clearly, his face froze.
"Brother Chicken, it's him, beat him, beat him to death!" said the three hounds, pointing triumphantly at me.
But then he was completely confused.
Brother Ji slapped the hound Trinity fiercely with his backhand.
"Brother Ji, ......" Hound San covered his mouth, his eyes were about to pop out, "It's to beat those fools of them, not me, are you mistaken?"
"Smack!"
"Wrong, your mother, you are looking for death!" Brother Ji's face became very ugly, he couldn't get angry, and he kicked the hound three times directly.
Before the third hound could say anything, he saw Brother Ji striding towards us.
I was still a little nervous at this time, after all, there were so many of them, and I didn't see a very inspirational hillbilly in this meeting.
Brother Ji stood at the table opposite us and bowed deeply to us: "Brother Feiyu, I didn't know that you were still eating supper so late, disturbing you." ”
At this time, Dong Kai smiled and said, "My Flying Fish Brother has a good supper and doesn't worry, do you want to die?"
Dong Kai's words are very artistic, so people don't know if he is talking about himself or me.
Brother Ji took a deep breath, strode away, and directly pushed and kicked the three hound dogs, peeling Chen, and fat pig in front of us, "Kneel down and apologize to Brother Feiyu!"
The three hounds and the others were completely stupid there, they never expected that I was really Brother Flying Fish.
The three of them directly fell to their knees with a thud and kowtowed, "Brother Feiyu, we have no eyes, let us go if you have a lot of them." ”
I glanced at Dong Kai, Dong Kai understood, and he was finished, so he could withdraw, "Forget it, I have a lot of Brother Feiyu, and a lot of you are piled up in front of us like a piece of, how can we eat supper?" ”
A large wave of people came and went in a hurry, and in the blink of an eye, they crawled out of our sight.
Now we are not in the mood to eat any more supper, and when we were about to separate, Dong Kai pulled me aside again.
Chu Huaiyu kept muttering beside him: "Sister Feiyu, did you say that your Dong Kai fell in love with our Liu Lang, why did you always pull him to whisper." ”
Dong Kai and I came to the side, and now there was no one, so I hurriedly said: "Brother Dong, Brother Feiyu, I pretended to be big just now, I'm really sorry." ”
Dong Kai patted me on the shoulder and laughed: "It's okay, it's just a coincidence, I didn't expect you guys to be wandering everywhere in my name, you said, did those two girls use my name to hook up?"
I hurriedly said, "You misunderstood, those two people don't know you at all." ”
"Okay, okay, haha, I'm kidding, I admit you brother, after all, I just learned a trick. Dong Kai smiled heartily again.
"What?" I was stunned, I didn't teach any tricks just now, is he pretending to be a coercion? Isn't he pretending to be better than me?
"Heartfelt arsonist...... Hey, hey, hey. He said proudly, "It turns out that girls like to listen to such sweet words." ”
I gave him a blank look, and I slapped him in the past ten years.
I wanted to get the Flying Fish Jade Pendant down and return it to him, but he suddenly made a very exaggerated move!
He threw himself to the ground, hugged my thighs tightly, and cried out, "Brother Flying Fish, you can't abandon me!"
Suddenly, the three girls on the side looked at us incredulously Chinese!