"Mmmmmmmm.....mm Listen to what this guy is talking about? The female ghost in red, the evil spirit harms people, you think this is telling a ghost story, right?!

Should I say that he is a cartoonist who eats by conceiving stories? This brain hole and imagination are really good, making up stories and daydreams can be so wonderful and rigorous, and the ability to express and render is also very strong, with Lu Yifa's narration, the master even has an immersive feeling, as if he really vaguely saw a ghost in red slowly crawling out of the TV.....

"Master, Master?"

The master, who was immersed in the fantasy in his mind, was slapped on the shoulder by Lu Yifa with his hand, and instantly hit a spirit, almost didn't shout directly, he just opened his mouth and suddenly woke up, his current identity is a master with 'high mana', how could he be frightened by a few fantasies that he came up with cranky?

Fortunately, fortunately, I reacted in time, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to keep my image as a master, "Ahem, Lu Jushi, my situation is generally clear, the difficulty you have encountered recently is that the house is restless - there are dirty things running into the house, so I can't go home now, I want to ask the poor road to help, and your house is clean, right?"

Lu Yifa nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, that's it, please ask the master to help, I just need to think that there is such a 'existence' at home, where do I dare to go back, so please master you must help me, as long as you can help me solve this big trouble, remuneration problem, I will definitely give the master a satisfactory answer!"

The master nodded with a smile, looking light-hearted, as if he didn't mean to put the money dung promised by Lu Yifa in his eyes at all, but in fact, the master couldn't care more about this problem.

As for Lu Yifa's promise, the master actually disagreed, what is the answer that satisfies me? Even I don't know, how can you know? The so-called satisfactory answer is probably your own satisfactory answer, right? And the answer that satisfies you probably won't satisfy me too, right?

After all, money is such a thing, except for some special circumstances and special people, 99.999% of the people in the world like it, and they are naturally happy when they make money, and if they break the money, I'm afraid that the mood at that time will not be very good, no one wants to spend more money, right, so what the master wants is not to make Lu Yifa satisfied, but to satisfy himself is the best, and the satisfaction of vested interests cannot be accurately located with the amount, because they will always hope that the more the better!

The master's mind was in a hurry, he was thinking about how to make Lu Yifa and the 'incense money' they worship more, and then he suddenly discovered one thing, these pilgrims (fat sheep) who came to him today have a common feature, they invited him to ward off evil spirits and settle down, and they all said that they had encountered dirty things..... The master suddenly had a brilliant idea.

The master said, "Lay Master Lu, I suddenly remembered something and need to ask a few other lay people to confirm the situation, so please forgive me for being absent for the time being. ”

As soon as Lu found out that he was asking for help, he pointed to the master to solve the disaster for him, and naturally he would not object to anything, "Hehe, the master, the master's affairs are the most important, and it is okay for me to wait for a while." ”

The master smiled and nodded, then got up and walked out of the room, all the way to the stairwell in the hospital hallway, took out his mobile phone and made several calls in a row.

Just today, the master received three lists, and all of them are haunted plots, although except for Kai Lu Yifa, the descriptions in the words of several other people are somewhat ominous, and the preface does not match the afterword, but they all have one thing in common, that is, the ghost in red clothes, originally the master also regarded all this as a malicious joke that these guys had nothing to do to entertain him, and he was a little angry, such as the guy who contacted him first, and was directly scolded by the master. Niang Xipi', then hung up the phone and pulled the person's mobile phone number into the blacklist.

In the end, it was the person who persevered in changing the number continuously, and called the master more than ten times in a row, and the master was so annoyed that he finally met him, ready to meet this severe delusional patient in person, and then slapped him twice, letting him know that the profession of 'master' is not like those brain-dead telecom fraudsters who can be played with.

Then, under the attack of the man's deposit of a thousand oceans, the master forgave him, although he did not believe in the theory that there are ghosts in this world at all, and thought that it was purely the guy's own thinking too much and fantasizing, but so what?

Even if that guy is really idle and bored, it doesn't matter if he deliberately came out to entertain and relieve boredom, anyway, as long as he has money to take it, it's a big deal to bring magic weapons and props when the time comes, and go to his house to go through the process, when the time comes, people will be at ease, comfortable, and they can get paid, so why not.

But now, the master suddenly realized that things did not seem to be as simple as he imagined, because in addition to the severe delusional patient at the beginning, he had met three other pilgrims in the same situation, so that the matter was worth playing, these guys, I am afraid that they have offended someone.

Until now, the master still doesn't believe that there will be any supernatural existence such as ghosts in this world, in his opinion, the strange situation encountered by Lu Yifa and others is actually very likely to be just a well-prepared prank revenge, as for the so-called 'ghost in red', it is likely that it is actually just someone deliberately played.

As for what crawled out of the TV, it was probably because Lu Yifa and these people were frightened at that time, so they subconsciously made up for it, besides, the current technology is so developed, a little special hallucinogen, or some kind of high-tech projection equipment, or simply just a full-territory VR video, as long as there is enough preparation, you can still get such an effect.

Of course, the master will not tell Lu Yifa these things to hear them, after all, it is not in line with his identity, he is a master, but he talks about science with others, this is the funniest thing, and those guys must not believe it, after all, human beings are creatures, sometimes, they will only believe in themselves, even if others tell the truth, they will still ignore it.

Besides, the master has not had a business for more than a month, and now he finally waited for Lu Yifa and a few of them to send a big business to the door, how could he ruin this business by himself, he also wants to eat, don't look at their industry in the movie and TV series, they are all so good, and if they catch a person at random, they will be paid as much as they want.

But in fact, it was just a plot that had been artistically processed, maybe in ancient times, when people were still believing in ghosts and gods, their life as masters was indeed very good, but in today's modern society....... I can only say two words, hehe.

Except for those ancient Taoist systems with some thousand-year-old inheritances and real skills, such as Wudang Mountain and other world-known inheritances, other people in their industry were really not good at that time, and there were so many liars in these years, and people began to believe in science, so it was really not easy for them to do this business.

Speaking of the master himself, he is also a person with a real heritage, he has studied with the master since he was a child, but now he is mixed, and it is just a little better than those half-bottles of vinegar 'half-immortal' on the street stalls, sometimes he thinks again, if he had studied hard at the beginning, maybe Tsinghua University and Peking University would not be a dream.

After all, the Taoist classics he studied since he was a child are not at all less difficult than the courses in the school, and they are more obscure.

In short, having said so much, it is just to lead to one thing, that is, the master's business is not good, so he finally met Lu Yifa and these big pilgrims (big fat sheep), of course he has to plan well, this time, he is going to open once it will take three years.

So the master had an idea.......

"Lu Jushi, I already have some news about the matter you mentioned, but this is not a place to talk about things, so Jushi might as well go back to the store with me, and we will talk about it in detail when the time comes." ”

Lu had no choice, so he followed the master back to his store, and when he arrived, he found that there were several people waiting in the master's shop for a long time, and if you looked closely, they were all acquaintances, all of them were cartoonists in their comic circle.

"Master?" "The same people in the same industry circle, even if they don't have any friendship, but they still know each other, and now they suddenly gathered in this store, the surprise in their hearts can be imagined, so one by two looked at the master puzzled, waiting for his explanation.

"Hehe, don't be impatient, listen to me first. The master smiled and said, "You may be a little strange why I called everyone together, but the reason is very simple, it is because the things you ask me to do are actually the same thing. ”

...........

The master briefly explained the matter, and Lu Yifa and they realized that it was not only themselves, but other people also encountered the same situation as themselves, which was a little terrifying.

The master was pleased with their expressions and their horror, for only in this way could he exaggerate the matter and demand higher remuneration and incense money.